Identity Crisis
I don't own G Gundam (although how fun would it be if I did), I do own Miake (which is me), Kyoji may say he owns me but he LIES!!! MUAHAHAHA! Ok, on to the story.
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Rain: I made pancakes for breakfast!
Domon: That's nice, I feel like french toast though.
Rain: But I already made the pancakes.Allenby: Just eat the pancakes Domon.
Domon: NO! *leaves the house*
Miake: Whoa, what's with him?
Rain: He's PMSing.
Miake: Um, that's not possible.
Rain: Whatever.Later that day.
Domon: Kyoji, what are you doing here?
Kyoji: Living.
Domon: I can fix that. *draws sword*
Miake: AHHHHHH! DOMON!
Domon: What? I'm a little busy here.
Miake: You don't just go around killing your brother with a sword (although it's a nifty idea).
Allenby: Hey, Domon, you ok?
Domon: No. I'm not.
Allenby: Whats wrong?
Domon: Rain makes a crappy breakfast, Kyoji is alive and I'm just in my regular PO-ed mood.
Allenby: Ooookay.
Domon: *leaves*Allenby: Ya know what we should do?
Miake: Wha: Wasn't the shuffle allience coming for dinner tonight?
Rain: OMG! I forgot all about it. I bet I'll have to cook.
Allenby: Don't.
Rain: Why?
Allenby: Just don't.
Rain: OHHHHHHH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!
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Back at the house (it really doesn't belong to anyone but who gives about technicalities)
Rain (as Allenby): I really don't like the blue-green hair.
Kyoji (as Miake): I look like a girl.
Miake (as Kyoji): And I don't.
Allenby (as Rain): I hate skirts.
AN: From now on, Rain is acting as Allenby, Allenby as Rain, Miake as Kyoji, and Kyoji as Miake
Chibodee: Hello Domon, Hellllllllllo Rain.
Rain: Hi-
Allenby: I mean Hi! How are you!
Chibodee: You're being awfully nice Rain.
Allenby: Yup.
Rain: *rolls eyes*
Sai Saici: Yo! Video games!!!! Allenby, I still have to beat you at that one game-
Rain: I'm not in the gaming mood.
Sai Saici: YOU LOVE VIDEO GAMES! Oh well, where's the grub?
Argo: Rain is cooking:
George: *face fault*
Domon: Allenby is helping.
George: I would hope someone was.
Rain: *facefault*
Miake: Hi.
Domon: Go away Kyoji.
Kyoji: Why?
Domon: Because-
Kyoji: I mean why should Kyoji go away, I mean like he didn't do anything *giggle*
Miake: You're making me sound like a ditz, I mean Miake's such a ditz!
Domon: *wondering why everyone is acting weird*
*everyone sits down to eat*
Miake: Yo, let's eat!
Domon: How muh time have you been spending with Miake, You're starting to sound like her.
Rain, Allenby, Kyoji: *facefault*
Miake: I-um, great chicken!!!
Chibodee: Yea, who made this chicken.
Allenby/Rain: We did!
Chibodee: Oh.
Sai Saici: I should have done the cooking.
Rain: It's NOT THAT BAD!
Sai Saici: Whoa, someone's on the defensive today *coughALLENBYcough*
Domon: She was hanging out with Rain and Miake, that would put anyone over the edge.
Kyoji: And is there like something wrong with Miake???
Domon: LIKE yes.
Miake: *trys not to swaetdrop*
George: What should we do with we're done eating?
Chibodee: How about we play truth or dare.
Miake: YEA!
Domon: Kyoji, you hate that game.
Miake: Hehe, just pretending to be Miake again.
Domon: *there is definatly something going on* I don't like truth or dare.
Rain: It's so GIRLY.
Allenby: Yea, it is!
Rain: I'd rather go around beating up people.
Allenby: But that's MEAN!
Rain: I like to bully people.
Allenby: I don't like to beat up people, I just like being NICE! I'm NICE to everyone except for Allenby becase I'm jealous that Domon really likes her better.
Miake/Kyoji: *sweatdrop*
Domon: What's your problems? And I like WHO better?
Rain: Domon likes--
Kyoji: C'mon people, let's not fight. Let's sing!
Miake: *thinking to self, he's a better me than ME*
Domon: What is with Rain and Allenby?
Sai Saici: I think sis is spazzing out.
Rain/Allenby: I AM NOT!
Miake: That's interesting though. I wonder who Domon REALLY likes better.
Domon: This is going to end up NOT good.
Chibodee: Who cares, it'll be funny.
Argo: It would be.
George: No offense but you NEVER think anything is funny.
Argo: When Domon told Rain he loved her, that was funny. She's more of a drill sergent than Nastasha.
Rain: What?
Allenby: Since when do you stand up for ME Allenby?
Domon: This is too weird. There is definatly something going on here.
Rain: So you do like me better RIGHT?
Allenby: So you do like me better RIGHT?
Domon: I don't like anyone because you're all annoying the crap out of me.
Miake: HAH!
Domon: And Kyoji is laughing too much.
Miake: Sorry.
Kyoji: I think Domon likes me better.
Domon: MIAKE! I have absolutly NO intrest in you.
Kyoji: Really?
Domon: You're insane. You listen to heavy metal at 2:00am, you DON'T SLEEP, and you are on a constant sugar high.
Kyoji: So?
Miake: *blushing*
Domon: Why are you blushing?
Miake: Uh, um, uh I LIKE MIAKE!
Kyoji: *LARGE sweatdrop* *thinking to self-she's screwing up my life*
Domon: That explains why you're talking like her.
Kyoji: I like Kyoji.
Rain/Allenby: *Cracking up*
Domon: What's so funny.
Sai Saici: Um, bro, I think there's something seriously wrong here. ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Domon: What?
Sai Saici: MIAKE HAS BANGS! She never has bangs and it looks like Kyoji's hairline is receding. Miake is pretending to be Kyoji and Kyoji is pretending to be Miake!
Domon: MY BROTHER IS A CROSS DRESSER?
(Kyoji and Miake are back to themselves*
Kyoji: It' was all Miake's idea!
Domon: My brother is cross dressing...
Chibodee: Miake is too.
Miake: Yes, yes I am. I am a terrible person. *sarcasm*
Domon: So do you really like Miake?
Kyoji: I um, I'll talk to you about that later.
Miake: HEY!
Allenby: That was funny, I never would have guessed that Miake and Kyoji had switched places.
Rain: Hehe, yea! *terrible acting*
Domon: Hmmmm. Is Allenby dressed up as Rain and Rain as Allenby?
Allenby: Yes.
Rain: Yes.
Domon: You both can't act.
Rain: YOU TRY IT THEN!!!
Kyoji: I had it harder than any of you, I had to play a hyper insomniac!
Miake: I had to play...the guy I like.
Kyoji: *blushing* WHAT?
Miake: Wait, did I say that?
Kyoji: Yes.
Allenby: This is very disturbing. Miake, why do you always like the weird people, he gets himself posessed and taken over by the dark Gundam and--
Chibodee: Are you calling Domon NORMAL?
Domon: Yeah, are you calling me...wait, I AM NORMAL!
Sai Saici: I'm bored. Let's go do something fun. Like video arcades.
Domon: Ok.
*everyone leaves except for Allenby and Rain*
Rain and Allenby are themseleves.
Allenby: What's going to happen if you play games as me. Rain, no offsense but you suck at video games. You'll tarnish my reputation.
Rain: You think you're so good, why don't you play me once we get there.
Allenby: HELLO? I'M YOU! THEY'LL THINK YOU BEAT ME!
Rain: I could anyway.
*they run to catch up to the others, Allenby is once again Rain and Rain once again is Allenby*
Sai Saici: I love video games, hey bro can I bum a dollar?
Domon: Ask Rain, she keeps all the money.
Sai Saici: HEY SIS!
Allenby: Yea?
Sai Saici: Can I borrow 20 dollars?
Allenby: Sure *thinking to self, RAIN OWES ME*
Domon: I need some too.
Allenby: I don't have that much with me!
Domon: HAH, Rain's broke.
Rain: I have some money.
Allenby: Of course you do. Allenby, you always have money.
Rain: Although Rain you're very rich.
Domon: Whoa, since when we're those two such good friends?
Chibodee: I think they both drank too much.
Domon: Hey, how about if Rain and Allenby fight each other on the battle simutalor.
Rain/Allenby: *sweatdrop*
Miake: Yea, that would be fun.
Kyoji: Let's try to screw them up so Domon will figure out that they're switched just like we were.
Miake: Hehe, I'm so evil.
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What's going to happen when Allenby and Rain face each other especially now that Kyoji and Miake are trying to sabotage them. Stay tuned for Chapter 2.
Please review! Thanx a lot.
I don't own G Gundam (although how fun would it be if I did), I do own Miake (which is me), Kyoji may say he owns me but he LIES!!! MUAHAHAHA! Ok, on to the story.
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Rain: I made pancakes for breakfast!
Domon: That's nice, I feel like french toast though.
Rain: But I already made the pancakes.Allenby: Just eat the pancakes Domon.
Domon: NO! *leaves the house*
Miake: Whoa, what's with him?
Rain: He's PMSing.
Miake: Um, that's not possible.
Rain: Whatever.Later that day.
Domon: Kyoji, what are you doing here?
Kyoji: Living.
Domon: I can fix that. *draws sword*
Miake: AHHHHHH! DOMON!
Domon: What? I'm a little busy here.
Miake: You don't just go around killing your brother with a sword (although it's a nifty idea).
Allenby: Hey, Domon, you ok?
Domon: No. I'm not.
Allenby: Whats wrong?
Domon: Rain makes a crappy breakfast, Kyoji is alive and I'm just in my regular PO-ed mood.
Allenby: Ooookay.
Domon: *leaves*Allenby: Ya know what we should do?
Miake: Wha: Wasn't the shuffle allience coming for dinner tonight?
Rain: OMG! I forgot all about it. I bet I'll have to cook.
Allenby: Don't.
Rain: Why?
Allenby: Just don't.
Rain: OHHHHHHH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!
*******
Back at the house (it really doesn't belong to anyone but who gives about technicalities)
Rain (as Allenby): I really don't like the blue-green hair.
Kyoji (as Miake): I look like a girl.
Miake (as Kyoji): And I don't.
Allenby (as Rain): I hate skirts.
AN: From now on, Rain is acting as Allenby, Allenby as Rain, Miake as Kyoji, and Kyoji as Miake
Chibodee: Hello Domon, Hellllllllllo Rain.
Rain: Hi-
Allenby: I mean Hi! How are you!
Chibodee: You're being awfully nice Rain.
Allenby: Yup.
Rain: *rolls eyes*
Sai Saici: Yo! Video games!!!! Allenby, I still have to beat you at that one game-
Rain: I'm not in the gaming mood.
Sai Saici: YOU LOVE VIDEO GAMES! Oh well, where's the grub?
Argo: Rain is cooking:
George: *face fault*
Domon: Allenby is helping.
George: I would hope someone was.
Rain: *facefault*
Miake: Hi.
Domon: Go away Kyoji.
Kyoji: Why?
Domon: Because-
Kyoji: I mean why should Kyoji go away, I mean like he didn't do anything *giggle*
Miake: You're making me sound like a ditz, I mean Miake's such a ditz!
Domon: *wondering why everyone is acting weird*
*everyone sits down to eat*
Miake: Yo, let's eat!
Domon: How muh time have you been spending with Miake, You're starting to sound like her.
Rain, Allenby, Kyoji: *facefault*
Miake: I-um, great chicken!!!
Chibodee: Yea, who made this chicken.
Allenby/Rain: We did!
Chibodee: Oh.
Sai Saici: I should have done the cooking.
Rain: It's NOT THAT BAD!
Sai Saici: Whoa, someone's on the defensive today *coughALLENBYcough*
Domon: She was hanging out with Rain and Miake, that would put anyone over the edge.
Kyoji: And is there like something wrong with Miake???
Domon: LIKE yes.
Miake: *trys not to swaetdrop*
George: What should we do with we're done eating?
Chibodee: How about we play truth or dare.
Miake: YEA!
Domon: Kyoji, you hate that game.
Miake: Hehe, just pretending to be Miake again.
Domon: *there is definatly something going on* I don't like truth or dare.
Rain: It's so GIRLY.
Allenby: Yea, it is!
Rain: I'd rather go around beating up people.
Allenby: But that's MEAN!
Rain: I like to bully people.
Allenby: I don't like to beat up people, I just like being NICE! I'm NICE to everyone except for Allenby becase I'm jealous that Domon really likes her better.
Miake/Kyoji: *sweatdrop*
Domon: What's your problems? And I like WHO better?
Rain: Domon likes--
Kyoji: C'mon people, let's not fight. Let's sing!
Miake: *thinking to self, he's a better me than ME*
Domon: What is with Rain and Allenby?
Sai Saici: I think sis is spazzing out.
Rain/Allenby: I AM NOT!
Miake: That's interesting though. I wonder who Domon REALLY likes better.
Domon: This is going to end up NOT good.
Chibodee: Who cares, it'll be funny.
Argo: It would be.
George: No offense but you NEVER think anything is funny.
Argo: When Domon told Rain he loved her, that was funny. She's more of a drill sergent than Nastasha.
Rain: What?
Allenby: Since when do you stand up for ME Allenby?
Domon: This is too weird. There is definatly something going on here.
Rain: So you do like me better RIGHT?
Allenby: So you do like me better RIGHT?
Domon: I don't like anyone because you're all annoying the crap out of me.
Miake: HAH!
Domon: And Kyoji is laughing too much.
Miake: Sorry.
Kyoji: I think Domon likes me better.
Domon: MIAKE! I have absolutly NO intrest in you.
Kyoji: Really?
Domon: You're insane. You listen to heavy metal at 2:00am, you DON'T SLEEP, and you are on a constant sugar high.
Kyoji: So?
Miake: *blushing*
Domon: Why are you blushing?
Miake: Uh, um, uh I LIKE MIAKE!
Kyoji: *LARGE sweatdrop* *thinking to self-she's screwing up my life*
Domon: That explains why you're talking like her.
Kyoji: I like Kyoji.
Rain/Allenby: *Cracking up*
Domon: What's so funny.
Sai Saici: Um, bro, I think there's something seriously wrong here. ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!
Domon: What?
Sai Saici: MIAKE HAS BANGS! She never has bangs and it looks like Kyoji's hairline is receding. Miake is pretending to be Kyoji and Kyoji is pretending to be Miake!
Domon: MY BROTHER IS A CROSS DRESSER?
(Kyoji and Miake are back to themselves*
Kyoji: It' was all Miake's idea!
Domon: My brother is cross dressing...
Chibodee: Miake is too.
Miake: Yes, yes I am. I am a terrible person. *sarcasm*
Domon: So do you really like Miake?
Kyoji: I um, I'll talk to you about that later.
Miake: HEY!
Allenby: That was funny, I never would have guessed that Miake and Kyoji had switched places.
Rain: Hehe, yea! *terrible acting*
Domon: Hmmmm. Is Allenby dressed up as Rain and Rain as Allenby?
Allenby: Yes.
Rain: Yes.
Domon: You both can't act.
Rain: YOU TRY IT THEN!!!
Kyoji: I had it harder than any of you, I had to play a hyper insomniac!
Miake: I had to play...the guy I like.
Kyoji: *blushing* WHAT?
Miake: Wait, did I say that?
Kyoji: Yes.
Allenby: This is very disturbing. Miake, why do you always like the weird people, he gets himself posessed and taken over by the dark Gundam and--
Chibodee: Are you calling Domon NORMAL?
Domon: Yeah, are you calling me...wait, I AM NORMAL!
Sai Saici: I'm bored. Let's go do something fun. Like video arcades.
Domon: Ok.
*everyone leaves except for Allenby and Rain*
Rain and Allenby are themseleves.
Allenby: What's going to happen if you play games as me. Rain, no offsense but you suck at video games. You'll tarnish my reputation.
Rain: You think you're so good, why don't you play me once we get there.
Allenby: HELLO? I'M YOU! THEY'LL THINK YOU BEAT ME!
Rain: I could anyway.
*they run to catch up to the others, Allenby is once again Rain and Rain once again is Allenby*
Sai Saici: I love video games, hey bro can I bum a dollar?
Domon: Ask Rain, she keeps all the money.
Sai Saici: HEY SIS!
Allenby: Yea?
Sai Saici: Can I borrow 20 dollars?
Allenby: Sure *thinking to self, RAIN OWES ME*
Domon: I need some too.
Allenby: I don't have that much with me!
Domon: HAH, Rain's broke.
Rain: I have some money.
Allenby: Of course you do. Allenby, you always have money.
Rain: Although Rain you're very rich.
Domon: Whoa, since when we're those two such good friends?
Chibodee: I think they both drank too much.
Domon: Hey, how about if Rain and Allenby fight each other on the battle simutalor.
Rain/Allenby: *sweatdrop*
Miake: Yea, that would be fun.
Kyoji: Let's try to screw them up so Domon will figure out that they're switched just like we were.
Miake: Hehe, I'm so evil.
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What's going to happen when Allenby and Rain face each other especially now that Kyoji and Miake are trying to sabotage them. Stay tuned for Chapter 2.
Please review! Thanx a lot.
