The "super hero's" landed in the middle of the city and looked around.
Except for 18, none of them noticed all the people staring at them. "Ok
Candy Man, you and me, Super Flash go with Saiya-man and Scarlet Bitch"
Vegeta commanded. "Right! Lets do this!"
Goku and Vegeta headed north and the others south.
"Alright Candy Man, let us seek injustice and make it juste.
"Uh...ok" Goku wasn't paying much attention to anything but his gum drops.
They went into a shopping mall, looked around, and headed for the food court.
"Ah ha!" Goku yelled. "That ice cream vender is charging $2.50 per cone! Lets get him!"
They charged up to the goofy looking teenager with a name tag that reads "Bob".
"Now look here Mr. Bobe!" Goku said pointing a finger at him. "I order you to lower the price of you ice cream and stop stealing from innocent people that only want ice cream on a hot summers day." Bob shakes his head and tells them that he can't do that and that he's going to call security. Goku nodded at Vegeta and they both jumped together and chanted at the same time, "Excuse me Bobe but you've pissed us off, we're going to have to teach you a lesson" they shift their bodies and make strange poses "WE WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!"
Bob quirked his eyebrow and suddenly two security guards started closing in on them.
Vegeta and Goku stood back to back looking worried. "What now Super Glue?!"
"Lets show them what happens to people who enforce crime Candy Man."
"Right!"
Goku took out a bag and threw its contents at one of the guards "Pink Sugar attack!!!" The guard yelled as he tried to rub the pink sugar out of his eyes.
Vegeta took out two bottles of super glue that were hidden in his bushy hair "Take that evil doers!!!" He squirted the glue at the blinded security guard who then fell to the ground and got stuck there. Then Goku took out a giant sucker and hit the other guard in "his special place" with it.
"Nut Cracker attack!!!" The other guard fell over as Vegeta super glued him to the floor. Then the two of them turned to Bob. "So what's it going to be Mr. Bobe?" Bob looked at them and started to panic. "Ok I'll lower it geez. You guys are crazy." He took out a black marker and changed the price.
"Well super glue looks like our job here is done. Let us go and find the others."
"Right!"
Then the give each other high fives and yell "HAIL CICI'S"
Somewhere in downtown Satan city our other hero's enter a dark alley where a man is taking a woman's purse.
"Stop there thief!" Krillin yelled.
"Yes stop!" yelled Gohan.
"Give the lady her purse!"
"Yeah give it to her!"
"Must you copy everything I say?"
"Yes I must"
"Well stop it won't you?"
"Stop I will not"
"Damn you!"
"You're damned"
"I'll kick your ass!"
"If my ass is to be kicked then you will be the one to kick it."
"How the hell was it determined that you were the smartest of us?!?!"
"Because! Since I'm not supposed to fight as much, I'm seen as the sweet smart one that everyone can always depend on."
"That doesn't make any sense!!!"
"No sense does that make!"
"Damn it!"
"It damn!"
While they argued 18 took the purse back from the robber, beat him into a pulp, threw his carcass in a dumpster and gave the woman her purse back.
Gohan and Krillin looked over at her after hearing the woman giving thanks to 18. "WELL DONE SCARLET BITCH!!! NOW LET US FLY!!!"
18 shook her head and flew upward.
Gohan and Krillin followed and yelled. "HAIL CICI'S!!!"
The Five of them met up back in the center of town and found a CiCi's pizza shop.
As they sat there stuffing their faces and talking about how their day went, Gohan stood and tapped his glass with a piece of pizza. Nobody noticed him. 18 sighed and handed Gohan a spoon. He decided to tap the glass with that instead and everyone turned to look at him.
"Ahem I would just like to say that I am proud and flattered that you guys have taken interest in my line of work. And I'm happy I won't be the only one out there keeping our city safe."
Goku cleared his throat. "Uh son. We've decided to retire."
18 looked up and smiled. She couldn't believe it "Seriously!?!?!"
"Yeah"
Gohan looked hurt
"But why?"
"Well son we realized how stupid we looked."
Goku pointed over to a mirror on the wall.
"We don't look stupid. I mean look at me I dress like this everyday."
"Yes son I know and we still love you anyway."
Aside from Gohan, they continue their conversations.
18 looked around at all the men sitting at the table and sighed. ~I chose them over my brother and world domination???~ She looked at Krillin and smiled slightly. ~Oh well. At least I dominate the house hold~
***Ok, ok I admit the story was WAY too cheesy but that's what happens when I get bored so deal with it cause you're the one that read it.***
Goku and Vegeta headed north and the others south.
"Alright Candy Man, let us seek injustice and make it juste.
"Uh...ok" Goku wasn't paying much attention to anything but his gum drops.
They went into a shopping mall, looked around, and headed for the food court.
"Ah ha!" Goku yelled. "That ice cream vender is charging $2.50 per cone! Lets get him!"
They charged up to the goofy looking teenager with a name tag that reads "Bob".
"Now look here Mr. Bobe!" Goku said pointing a finger at him. "I order you to lower the price of you ice cream and stop stealing from innocent people that only want ice cream on a hot summers day." Bob shakes his head and tells them that he can't do that and that he's going to call security. Goku nodded at Vegeta and they both jumped together and chanted at the same time, "Excuse me Bobe but you've pissed us off, we're going to have to teach you a lesson" they shift their bodies and make strange poses "WE WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!"
Bob quirked his eyebrow and suddenly two security guards started closing in on them.
Vegeta and Goku stood back to back looking worried. "What now Super Glue?!"
"Lets show them what happens to people who enforce crime Candy Man."
"Right!"
Goku took out a bag and threw its contents at one of the guards "Pink Sugar attack!!!" The guard yelled as he tried to rub the pink sugar out of his eyes.
Vegeta took out two bottles of super glue that were hidden in his bushy hair "Take that evil doers!!!" He squirted the glue at the blinded security guard who then fell to the ground and got stuck there. Then Goku took out a giant sucker and hit the other guard in "his special place" with it.
"Nut Cracker attack!!!" The other guard fell over as Vegeta super glued him to the floor. Then the two of them turned to Bob. "So what's it going to be Mr. Bobe?" Bob looked at them and started to panic. "Ok I'll lower it geez. You guys are crazy." He took out a black marker and changed the price.
"Well super glue looks like our job here is done. Let us go and find the others."
"Right!"
Then the give each other high fives and yell "HAIL CICI'S"
Somewhere in downtown Satan city our other hero's enter a dark alley where a man is taking a woman's purse.
"Stop there thief!" Krillin yelled.
"Yes stop!" yelled Gohan.
"Give the lady her purse!"
"Yeah give it to her!"
"Must you copy everything I say?"
"Yes I must"
"Well stop it won't you?"
"Stop I will not"
"Damn you!"
"You're damned"
"I'll kick your ass!"
"If my ass is to be kicked then you will be the one to kick it."
"How the hell was it determined that you were the smartest of us?!?!"
"Because! Since I'm not supposed to fight as much, I'm seen as the sweet smart one that everyone can always depend on."
"That doesn't make any sense!!!"
"No sense does that make!"
"Damn it!"
"It damn!"
While they argued 18 took the purse back from the robber, beat him into a pulp, threw his carcass in a dumpster and gave the woman her purse back.
Gohan and Krillin looked over at her after hearing the woman giving thanks to 18. "WELL DONE SCARLET BITCH!!! NOW LET US FLY!!!"
18 shook her head and flew upward.
Gohan and Krillin followed and yelled. "HAIL CICI'S!!!"
The Five of them met up back in the center of town and found a CiCi's pizza shop.
As they sat there stuffing their faces and talking about how their day went, Gohan stood and tapped his glass with a piece of pizza. Nobody noticed him. 18 sighed and handed Gohan a spoon. He decided to tap the glass with that instead and everyone turned to look at him.
"Ahem I would just like to say that I am proud and flattered that you guys have taken interest in my line of work. And I'm happy I won't be the only one out there keeping our city safe."
Goku cleared his throat. "Uh son. We've decided to retire."
18 looked up and smiled. She couldn't believe it "Seriously!?!?!"
"Yeah"
Gohan looked hurt
"But why?"
"Well son we realized how stupid we looked."
Goku pointed over to a mirror on the wall.
"We don't look stupid. I mean look at me I dress like this everyday."
"Yes son I know and we still love you anyway."
Aside from Gohan, they continue their conversations.
18 looked around at all the men sitting at the table and sighed. ~I chose them over my brother and world domination???~ She looked at Krillin and smiled slightly. ~Oh well. At least I dominate the house hold~
***Ok, ok I admit the story was WAY too cheesy but that's what happens when I get bored so deal with it cause you're the one that read it.***