Chapter 2
Cho Chang was sitting on her favorite bench by the lake, when she realized she was late for lunch. She got up and turned towards the castle. She noticed that a steady stream of pink smoke was streaming out of the castle. Thankfully it was the easter holidays and not many people were at school. Just in case the smoke was poison, she cast a Bubble head charm upon herself before entering. The entrance hall looked quite peculiar with a knocked out Neville and Ginny making out with Goyle. Hadgrid was crying a small river and saying things like "But Ginny, I love you!" and would try to pull Goyle off of her. Ginny would say something back like "Hadgrid! Leave Gregory alone!" Things looked bad there. As she passed the Transfiguration classroom she saw a threesome between Professor McGonnagal, Filch and Mrs. Norris going on. Harry was screwing Professor Trelawney in front of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
Ernie MacMillian was doing Snape up his rear in the hall next to a passed out Hannah Abbot. In front of the owlery was the weirdest sight ever. Ron Weasley was receiving a blow job from his owl. After an hour of aimlessley roaming Cho came to the realization that a love potion boiled over. By the catrastrophic effects of this she would bet anything it was Neville's.
After a little more roaming she saw Draco Malfoy trying to find a way into the pants of the Gryffindor fat lady. A foursome between Colin Creevy, Padma, Pavarti and Lavender was going on in the Divination tower. Professor sprout was attempting (and failing) to have sex with a wizard's chess set.
All sorts of people wer in love with all sorts of things. How would Cho get rid of it all?
Giving up, she headed out onto the grounds to wait for the smoke to clear.
Neville awoke on a set of stairs. His foot was hanging through the trick step. His head was really sore. Neville pulled his leg up and headed up the stairs towards Dumbledore's office. Neville remembered what Harry said last year when Neville asked for Dumbledore's password. "It's always some sort of candy." Harry's words rang through Neville's head. After a few guesses Neville was in Dumbledore's office. He walked around and found him, doing the unspeakable with Sirius Black. Neville just left his mouth closed and waited outside.
Hermione awoke in a room full of smoke. Pink smoke. She left her dorm in a hurry. She changed on the way running at top speed. She reached the fat lady (the backside) and saw a horrific sight. There was a small disfigured male reproductive organ pumping back and forth through the hole in the portrait. Pissed, she kicked it full force with her boot. There was a scream of pain from the other side. Then after a moment the penis returned. Every time earning a kick. Hermione heard a thump where the person on the other side passed out from pain. Hermione walked off in search of help. Being the clever witch that she was, within minutes figured out it was a boiled over love potion and quickly brewed up an antidote. In about two hours, she had six doses of the antidote. she managed to pull Harry, Hadgrid, Ginny, Trelawney and Goyle outside. She gave each of them one and drank one herself. (She combined it with a very simple memory potion) After the potion none of them remembered what happened during the effects of the potion. Soon they wandered upon Cho. They all entered Hadgrid's hut to plan how to kill off Neville's love potion.
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Cho Chang was sitting on her favorite bench by the lake, when she realized she was late for lunch. She got up and turned towards the castle. She noticed that a steady stream of pink smoke was streaming out of the castle. Thankfully it was the easter holidays and not many people were at school. Just in case the smoke was poison, she cast a Bubble head charm upon herself before entering. The entrance hall looked quite peculiar with a knocked out Neville and Ginny making out with Goyle. Hadgrid was crying a small river and saying things like "But Ginny, I love you!" and would try to pull Goyle off of her. Ginny would say something back like "Hadgrid! Leave Gregory alone!" Things looked bad there. As she passed the Transfiguration classroom she saw a threesome between Professor McGonnagal, Filch and Mrs. Norris going on. Harry was screwing Professor Trelawney in front of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
Ernie MacMillian was doing Snape up his rear in the hall next to a passed out Hannah Abbot. In front of the owlery was the weirdest sight ever. Ron Weasley was receiving a blow job from his owl. After an hour of aimlessley roaming Cho came to the realization that a love potion boiled over. By the catrastrophic effects of this she would bet anything it was Neville's.
After a little more roaming she saw Draco Malfoy trying to find a way into the pants of the Gryffindor fat lady. A foursome between Colin Creevy, Padma, Pavarti and Lavender was going on in the Divination tower. Professor sprout was attempting (and failing) to have sex with a wizard's chess set.
All sorts of people wer in love with all sorts of things. How would Cho get rid of it all?
Giving up, she headed out onto the grounds to wait for the smoke to clear.
Neville awoke on a set of stairs. His foot was hanging through the trick step. His head was really sore. Neville pulled his leg up and headed up the stairs towards Dumbledore's office. Neville remembered what Harry said last year when Neville asked for Dumbledore's password. "It's always some sort of candy." Harry's words rang through Neville's head. After a few guesses Neville was in Dumbledore's office. He walked around and found him, doing the unspeakable with Sirius Black. Neville just left his mouth closed and waited outside.
Hermione awoke in a room full of smoke. Pink smoke. She left her dorm in a hurry. She changed on the way running at top speed. She reached the fat lady (the backside) and saw a horrific sight. There was a small disfigured male reproductive organ pumping back and forth through the hole in the portrait. Pissed, she kicked it full force with her boot. There was a scream of pain from the other side. Then after a moment the penis returned. Every time earning a kick. Hermione heard a thump where the person on the other side passed out from pain. Hermione walked off in search of help. Being the clever witch that she was, within minutes figured out it was a boiled over love potion and quickly brewed up an antidote. In about two hours, she had six doses of the antidote. she managed to pull Harry, Hadgrid, Ginny, Trelawney and Goyle outside. She gave each of them one and drank one herself. (She combined it with a very simple memory potion) After the potion none of them remembered what happened during the effects of the potion. Soon they wandered upon Cho. They all entered Hadgrid's hut to plan how to kill off Neville's love potion.
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