Yu-Gi-Oh's! Funniest Home Videos
(//video//) Note: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, America's Funniest Home Videos, Mucha Lucha, or Spongebob Squarepants.
Willcat1011- Why do people call the antennae above a television, bunny ears? I mean, cats are the ones always perched on top. Am I right? People? Tough crowd today…Uh. Fine! I'll do what I'm paid to do, happy?
Audience- Yeah! Money! (Starts cheering madly.)
(Puts in Tape submitted by Kaiba.)(Hear and see Mucha Lucha.)
Kaiba- Oops! Wrong tape! (Blushing madly.) Here! (Gives Willcat1011 the real video.)
//Fire Drill//
(Yami Yugi's hair is on fire.)
Yami- Dude! I thought this hair gel wasn't flammable! (Madly screaming- Fire, fire! Help me I am on FIRE! [Starts running possessively in a huge circle.])
(Tea comes by.)
Tea- Hoh no! Yami, don't worry! I am here to save you! (Goes up to Yami, and catches on fire herself.)
Yami- Why did you do that? Now you're on fire, too! We're going to die!
Tea- Don't worry! The power of friend…
Yami- Shut up, shut up, shut up! That friendship crap isn't made of water you know!
(Kaiba rolling on ground in hysterics, trying to gain composure to steady the camara.)
Yami- At least I don't watch Mucha Lucha, Sr. Grudgy Grude.
//(End Tape.)//
Willcat1011- Wow! That must not have been long ago, because Kaiba is still obsessed with Mucha Lucha, and Tea is as bald as a cue ball. (Audience turns to stare at the eighth wonder of the world.) So shiny and bald… It's like an egg. (Starts to drool.) Eeegggggggssssss! (A crewmember behind stage snaps finger to hurry up.) Huh? Oh yeah, the next submission is from Mai.
(Slips in Video.)
//Cancellations//
(Mai is tiptoeing through Kaiba's office.)
Kaiba- WWHHHHAAAATTTT!?! MUCHA LUCHA IS GOING TO CANCEL AIRINGS? This can't be! ARGH! (Picks up computer and chucks it out the window. You can hear a sound of a bomb hitting the ground, and a loud groin from an old man.) No! My Buena Girl, how could you? I loved you! And Flea, if I was gay I wouldn't go for you, I'd go for Ricochet. His body is soooo… never mind. (Curls into a ball, and starts sucking his thumb. At the same time, biting his nails.)
Mokuba- Not again! You've been looking at the wrong Internet site again. It was the Spongebob Squarepants site. (A/N- Sorry people, but I heard that new episodes are canceled for at least a while because the two directors, or peoples' in charge, are fighting over something. And another "idea" that some little girl jumped of a boat and drowned searching for Bikini Bottom, is going around.)
Mai- Kaiba! What possessed you to throw such a valuable computer out the window?
Kaiba- What are you doing here? Go away, and buy stuff! Can't you see I am in self-denial? (Throw's her a one-thousand dollar bill.)
//(End.)//
Willcat1011- Um… Kaiba, you need serious help. Here! Take this card of my psychiatrist's name. (Hands him card.) Okay, are next video is sent in from Duke Devlin.
(Puts in Tape.)
//Le Meal Special//
(Joey is cooking something in Home Economics class. Tea being the tester.)
Joey- Here you go! I call it: Chocolate and Macaroni Cheese Soup. (Hands her his creation.)(Tea takes a sip.)
Tea- Joey! This is sooooo disgusting! How dare you put something so hideous on Earth? (Puts hand to mouth in realization of her comment.)
Joey- Tea, you really hated it? Perfect! Here Mrs. Chef Lady Teacher Person!
Mrs. Chef Lady Teacher Person- Joey, how dare you make something so… (Joey hides his face.) Good! I declare this the school lunch for today. I'll get the Soup Ladies to fix some of this up.
(Later at lunch.)
Tea- Blech! (Picks up the Chocolate and Macaroni Cheese Soup, and hurls it towards Duke. The camera is hidden beneath the soup.)
//(End//
Willcat1011- Mmmmmmm… Soup! Chocolate! Macaroni! All the things a starving, deprived of lunch- time, host could want. (Shoots death glare at the Crew.) Now! You know the drill! Just vote for your favorite videos from this show and the past, and maybe it could win the $10,000 prize. Courtesy of Kaiba!
Audience- Money! Yey! From Kaiba! Yey!