Disclaimer: WOULD I be wasting my time here if I owned this? But, I own Cyria... ^-^

A blonde girl walks onto the Whose Line Is It Anyway? stage, wearing a black dress. Hi, I'm Cyria, from one of Peaches's unposted stories. I'm going to be hosting a show of Whose Line Is It Anyway -
Her mobile rang. Cyria blushed. Ah, I'll just get that...
She got out her mobile and started talking. Hi... Yeah, I'm here... WHAT? What do you mean, none of the cast can come?... Oh, you got some other guys? Who?...Sephiroth, uh-huh... Zidane, uh-huh... Cloud, got it... And Kuja? OK, where are they? HELLO? HELL-
Cyria then noticed a dagger halfway stuck into her mobile. She looked up to see a guy who resembled a monkey, with a guilty grin on his face.
Did you do this? She asked in a calm voice.
Yeah, I did.
Cyria's eyes suddenly glowed bright red and she leapt at him.
The guy's eyes widened. But I'm Zidane!
She stopped her leap in mid-air. Oh. Well, where are the others?
Zidane pointed to the seats, where Cloud was polishing his sword, and Sephiroth and Kuja were discussing gory ways to kill people.
Cyria said, The show is about to start!
It already has, Miss Cyria! The cameraman, Vivi, said.
Uh... Hi, I'm Cyria-
WE ALREADY $&%(%^$ KNOW ALL THAT YOU %&$*#%^$@ IDIOT! A random guy in the crowd yelled out.
Cyria calmly pulled the dagger out of her moblie and threw it at the guy, who died instantly.
The rest of the crowd was silent.
Cyria purred, You know who these guys are, so I'll be getting right on to the first game, Superheroes, for all four. She silently went to her seat. What should the problem be? She turned to the crowd.
Mutant Cats!
Time Warping!
Killer Chickens!
Evil Women!
Cyria looked unamused. Fine, Evil Women. Anyways, Cloud will come on first, then Sephiroth, then Zidane, then Kuja. Now, what should Cloud's superhero name be? She turned to the crowd again.
Motorbike Man!
Lord Diaper!
Evil Woma-
Lord Diaper sounds good! Cyria said quickly, So Cloud is Lord Diaper, and the world is being threatened by Evil Women. Take it away Cloud!
Cloud walked midstage, and pretended to turn on a mega TV. Oh, no! He said in an overly cheesy voice, The world is being threatened by evil women! I will have to gather up the other superheroes!
Sephiroth walked on. Lord Diaper man! I got your call!
Good timing, Runny Nose Man! Have you seen all these evil women?
Sephiroth nodded, wiping his nose with the back of his hand. They've taken over half the world!
Zidane jumped onstage, and Sephiroth turned to him, wiping his nose again. Random Saying Boy, where were you? The world is in danger from evil women!
Aye, meh hearty! Zidane yelled in a scottish accent, then shook his head. I mean, yes, I know!
Cloud looked at an invisible watch on his arm. Where's the last superhero?
Kuja stiffly got out of his chair and walked onstage. I'm here, Lord Diaper!
Zidane said, grinning, Lollypop Man, I thought you'd never get to bubblegum land!
Kuja pretended to suck on a lollypop as Sephiroth wiped his nose yet again. Yes, Random Saying Boy, and it's good you all waited! If we fire a giant lollypop at the earth, it will be destroyed, and no more earth or evil women!
Sephiroth hollered, high-fiving Kuja.
Zidane looked at Cloud. Lord Diaper, I don't think that's such a good idea! I mean, think of the polar bears!
Kuja pretended to press a button and Cloud pretened to peer at a computer screen. Uh, the evil women are gone!
Cyria pressed the buzzer and the four returned to their seats. 0.01 points to everyone but Zidane, who gets 1 point for acting his role out better than the others!
Zidane grinned while the others glared at him.
We'll be back after this commercial break! Cyria said to the camera.



** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

Vivi is in a laundromat, sticking all his clothes into a washing machine. As he's getting his clothes out, he can't reach the hat and climbs in, when Quina walks past and Vivi is stuck in the washing machine.
Dagger comes in with an armload of clothes (and if you look careully you can see Zidane's shirt amongst it all @_@), opens the washing machine where Vivi is, sticks all the clothes in, and turns it on.
She sits down on a bench which is conveniently located in the middle of the room, and gets a bottle of Nestea Fire from nowhere.
As she's about to drink it, Vivi stumbles out of the washing machine, grabs the drink, and gulps it down. He looks normal again.
Nestea Fire! It's red hot! He said.



** COMMERCIAL BREAK FIN **


A/N: I KNOW that was short... And crap... But meh, whatcha gonna do?