Yu-Gi-Oh's! Funniest Home Videos
(//video//) Note: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or America's Funniest Home Videos.
Willcat1011 (Hand covering mouth, whispering to crew members.)- Can't I skip the stinking jokes this time? (Crewmembers shake their heads. Now out loud.) Okay folks, we're back with more videos. One more thing that's crossed my mind lately concerns cats. What if they could live in the water, and then what would they be called? Catfish!
Audience- Um…
Willcat1011 to crew- See! That's what my jokes get! Lousy ratings, and they are your entire fault! Okay folks, our first video is from Serenity.
(Puts in Tape.)
//Hospital Life//
Serenity- Hi everybody watching this tape! I thought I would make a tape on my life at the hospital. (Walks up to an old man with a prune-like face. Probably in his 90's.) Hello Mr. Parks!
Mr. Parks- Uhhh, my arthritis is killing me. Do you know where the ice cream cart is?
Serenity- Um… no sir.
Mr. Parks- YOU DON'T! YOU MUST HAVE STOLEN IT! GIVE IT TO ME!
Serenity- Mr. Parks, please calm down, you will raise your blood pressure. It's already too high.
Mr. Parks- ICE CREAM! NOW!
Serenity- Sir, please.
Mr. Parks- GIVE ME MY IC… (Drops on floor.)
Serenity- Oh dear God, no!
Nurse- Out of the way dear! (Takes pulse.) Tsk, tsk, tsk. What did he do, honey?
Serenity- He wanted to find the ice cream cart, ma'am.
Nurse-*Sigh*. That is the fourth one this week.
//(End Tape.)//
Willcat1011- I don't think I want to ever go there, or at least that hospital. Now, our next entry is from Weevil.
(Slips in Video.)
//Metamorphosis//
Weevil- Watch in awe as the caterpillar climbs into its cocoon. (Hairy caterpillar thingy climbs into its green cocoon.)(45 minutes later, in real time, it finishes getting in.) Isn't it amazing? Now we shall see the process of its life in the cocoon, up until it gets out, and turns into a lovely (killer) butterfly. (2 weeks later, still in real time, it is about to come out.) Gasp! It's coming! Here it is! (Out comes a moth, not a butterfly.) Oh well, it wasn't a butterfly, but the process is still amazing. (A/N- I don't know exactly how the metamorphosis happens, so don't complain.)
//(End Tape.)//
Willcat1011- You bleapin' idiot! That took so damn long, and now you've pissed me off! Guards get him out of here, and Weevil…
Weevil- Yes?
Willcat1011- Your video is still a valid entry, but you are not allowed in this studio or this campus anymore! So let the guards carry your sorry butt out of here, and may you never return! Sorry for the interruption people. Our next submission is from Bakura last year.
(Put in Tape.)
//The Other Side of Dark// (Name of a book that I also do not own because of copyright laws.)
Bakura- Once I went exploring in my Yami's mind chamber and I found some nifty little secrets. I will lead you through my Yami's mind chamber now. (Screen turns dark, but then gradually turns light so you can see… pink?) Through door number one you will see many images of a white fluffy bunny named Pooky. That was his pet many of thousands of years ago in ancient Egypt. He died, thus leaving my Yami all alone. You will see that in door number two, Yami Yugi is holding a gun, about to shoot…
Yami Yugi image- You know to much now my friend, or should I say ex-friend. (Takes aim off Pooky, and turns it toward Bakura.) Say good-bye! (Pulls trigger on Bakura.) MWAHAHAHAHA! (Camera falls with Bakura to the ground, and lies in a pool of blood.)
//(End of Tape.)//
Willcat1011- Oh my lord! That's why it was sent in last year, and explains why Bakura can't be with us today!
Yami Bakura- That's what happened! Yami Yugi said he was run over by a 4by4. That is it! I can't take this shit! He's going to die… right after I perform a proper burial for Pooky… It's payback time! (Chases Y. Yugi out the door, and you can hear shouting, curses, and screams.)
Willcat1011- Now is the time to vote for your favorite video by reviewing! The winner receives a $10,000 prize courtesy of Kaiba!
Audience- $10,000 courtesy of Kaiba! Yay!
Willcat1011- Let me remind you of the videos: How Tristen Got His Hair (From Joey.), How Tea Started Her Friendship Speeches (By Yami Yugi.), Dating (From Tea.), Kaiba's True Passion (Sent in from Mokuba.), Fire Drill (From Kaiba.), Cancellations (From Mai.), Le Meal Special (From Duke Devlin.), Hospital Life (From Serenity.), Metamorphosis (From Weevil.), and The Other Side of Dark (From our departed Bakura.).
(A/N- The stories you don't recognize are from previous chapters. REVIEW WITH YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO CHOICE.)
Willcat1011- Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention one thing! Second place is $5,000 courtesy of Yami Yugi for shooting Bakura. Third place is $2,500 courtesy of Weevil for putting us through the "Exile of Two Weeks."
Audience- Yami Yugi's money! Yay! Weevil's money? Eeeewwwwww!