Legolas Greenleaf was not having a good day.
Oh, sure, you'll get ordinary bad days, but this was different. This was a BAD bad day.
But just so you know how very bad it was turning out to be, please step into my magical time machine
and I will take you back to the moment when Legolas first woke up.
Here we are! My really neat, super cool, totally wonderful, magic time machine. And it even has a
pencil sharpener! Imagine that.
So please, step inside the Magical Time Machine (From now on known as MTM). Be sure to fasten you
seatbelts securely, it gets rather bumpy at times. Looking to your left, you will see the Enchanted
Coke Machine (ECM), and on your right is the very small, microscopic, extremly hard to see, emergency
exit. Although I don't advise you to use it, unless you fancy floating in a never-ending vortex until
the world ends.
In fact, I really didn't even have to tell you about the emergency exit, because you will never find
yourself in an emergency while in the MTM. It's only there for decoration. And because the Safty
Inspector, for some weird reason, thinks that it would be better for everyone to be floating in a
never-ending vortex until the world ends then it would be to be stuck inside the MTM as it crashed
into an UFP (Unidentified Flying Potato) and blew up into millions of tiny, microscopical pieces, of
which would neer happen, since it is impossible to find yourself in an emergency situation while in
the MTM.
Go figure.
Anyway, ingore the door.
If you would like a drink from the ECM, simply step up to it and state your desired drink in a clear
voice. Also, don't stick your head under the place where the drinks come out. Trust me on this.
Well, I belive that's all. I hope you have a great trip, and thank you for choosing the MTM!
~~~
*Insert big whirly swirly colors, weird noises, lots of tossing and turning, and a broken pencil here*
~~~
Well, here we are, where Legolas first woke up. And I do believe he is about to wake up right now! Go
on, go on, go watch, so you can see just what a BAD bad day he really had...
Oh, sure, you'll get ordinary bad days, but this was different. This was a BAD bad day.
But just so you know how very bad it was turning out to be, please step into my magical time machine
and I will take you back to the moment when Legolas first woke up.
Here we are! My really neat, super cool, totally wonderful, magic time machine. And it even has a
pencil sharpener! Imagine that.
So please, step inside the Magical Time Machine (From now on known as MTM). Be sure to fasten you
seatbelts securely, it gets rather bumpy at times. Looking to your left, you will see the Enchanted
Coke Machine (ECM), and on your right is the very small, microscopic, extremly hard to see, emergency
exit. Although I don't advise you to use it, unless you fancy floating in a never-ending vortex until
the world ends.
In fact, I really didn't even have to tell you about the emergency exit, because you will never find
yourself in an emergency while in the MTM. It's only there for decoration. And because the Safty
Inspector, for some weird reason, thinks that it would be better for everyone to be floating in a
never-ending vortex until the world ends then it would be to be stuck inside the MTM as it crashed
into an UFP (Unidentified Flying Potato) and blew up into millions of tiny, microscopical pieces, of
which would neer happen, since it is impossible to find yourself in an emergency situation while in
the MTM.
Go figure.
Anyway, ingore the door.
If you would like a drink from the ECM, simply step up to it and state your desired drink in a clear
voice. Also, don't stick your head under the place where the drinks come out. Trust me on this.
Well, I belive that's all. I hope you have a great trip, and thank you for choosing the MTM!
~~~
*Insert big whirly swirly colors, weird noises, lots of tossing and turning, and a broken pencil here*
~~~
Well, here we are, where Legolas first woke up. And I do believe he is about to wake up right now! Go
on, go on, go watch, so you can see just what a BAD bad day he really had...