Disclaimer: I dun own Eminem!


Cyria looked a bit more stable after the commercial break. Heya! Now's time for Questions, where the contestants can only speak... in questions!
The four were standing on opposite ends of the stage, ready.
Kuja and Sephiroth walked down.
Aren't you the guy who destroyed Terra? Sephiroth asked.
Aren't YOU the guy who destroyed Nibelheim? Kuja replied casually.
Zidane and Cloud were none too pleased about the topic of choice.
Sephiroth grinned. What if I am?
Could I please congratulate you?
What's in it for me?
Why should I tell you?
Why not?

Cyria pressed the buzzer and Kuja walked off, Cloud walked on.
Cloud, is that really you?
Do I have to tell you?
What do you think?
Should I?
Didn't you just ask me that question?
Are you sure?

BZZZT.
On came Zidane.
How are you, Zidane?
How do you think?

What makes you say that?
Why ask me then?
Ask you what?
Ask me... uh...
BZZZZZT.
OK, enough of that! Cyria said as they returned to their seats, Now, I'm going to find someone from the audience to come up here for a song!
She got up and walked up the isle, looking left and right until...
Hello, miss! What's your name?
The girl replied.
Well Ai, why don't you come down here?
Cyria led Ai - a brown haired girl wearing a Dragonball Z t-shirt and black pants - down to the stage, where she sat on a stool placed there by security.
This is for Zidane and Cloud, Cyria said, back in her comfy seat, Who will sing to Ai in the style of Eminem.
Zidane cried.
Cyria shook her head. No, Eminem the rapper, not M & M the candy!

Anyway, we have sesshoukun on piano and Shasta on guitar!
The music - which suspiciously sounded like Cleanin' Out My Closet - started.
Zidane started off, gulping:
Have you ever met a girl, who wasn't really like a girl at all?
Ai frowned.
I have, she's sitting right here, but believe you me, it's a stool not a chair;
Cloud started his own bit:
That's who she is, a dbz fan, just like all the rest, another *BZZZT* in a clan, but
have you ever asked those pretenders who they really are? With her, she'd tell
ya, straight to your face, while you ignored her and stared out into space!
Then they both went in for the chorus:
Ai, oh Ai, why'd you have to try and make me cry? You were a *BZZZT*, you'll
admit, but when you talk tough, it's only *BZZZT*, Ai, you'll cry, you'll cry when
you see what your life has made me;
Needless to say, Ai was getting a tad freaked out by the song.
Zidane started again:
Was it a year or just yesterday? When we were kids we could have fun and play,
but now that's over, don't want it no more, and when we meet in school it's our old
friendship you ignore, you're with those *BZZZ*ing barbies at school, but face it,
you're only with them cause you wanna look cool, now Ai, what do you know? Or
did you forget that too so your popularity would grow?
And then Cloud:
The other day I heard the a rumor spread, the kind of *BZZZT* that would turn
you red, but you ignored it, and now you're not so cool, you're the most unpopular
kid at school, it's your own *BZZZT*ing fault, not mine, you *BZZZT*, now you'll
see that your hell is your punishment!
Ai was now seriously freaked.
Thankfully, the music stopped.
Cloud leant down and gave Ai a peck on the cheek. Sorry about the song, we got a bit caught up in it.
Ah... That's ok! She said and quickly got back to her seat.
Cyria murmured, If that's how good guys get with Eminem... 100 points to Ai for putting up with that song, and a jumbo bag of M & M's! She chucked a packet to Ai, who was grinning.
Aaaand 5 points each to Zidane and Cloud, I don't know why, though. Maybe I'm just thankful Sephiroth and Kuja weren't up...
There was total silence for a few seconds.
Looks like there's time for one more game... OK, ... aw shit, I forgot what it was called! Well, I'll have it after the break, ciao!