Chapter Two: Life, Love, Tigers, and Insanity
Three horrible months has grinded away, and Calvin looked as pale as a vampire.
"You look horrible," said Hobbes dryly.
"IF you couldn't watch 'Jackass' for three months you'd look this horrible," Calvin replied as he trudged down the steps. It was another dreary December Sunday. Today his punishment was lifted.
"Well Calvin your character has greatly grown these past three months! I'm really proud of you young man!" his father grinned.
"Yeah yeah. Can I go now? I need to go be insane," Calvin muttered.
"Fine," his father sighed.
Calvin then put on his snow gear (two hoodys) and ran outside into the crisp clean snow.
"Try not to make snow goons again would ya?" Hobbes groaned recalling the bad experience.
"Oh shut up you sissy!" he grumbled and made a snowball. "Here comes Susie! HIDE!"
"I see you Calvin! Don't even think about doing what I know your going to do!" she shouted, "But boy am I glad to see you!" she cried leaping atop Calvin. Toby walked by and got in on the action.
"DOG PILE ON THE RABBIT!" he screamed leaping atop his friend.
"Good grief you two get off me!" he said. "Can't.. breathe.."
Ass the two were about to get off Candace leapt atop them all. "WELCOME BACK CALVIN!"
"I'm loved. truly now GET OFF!" he yelled. Everyone obeyed.
"Now what?" asked Toby/
"LET"S MAKE SNOW GOONS!" Calvin declared.
"Oh no." groaned Hobbes and Susie.
"Come you wimps!" Calvin said excitedly making a two-headed snowman.
Toby joined in until they had about 20 snow goons in the front yard. Calvin took the precaution of freezing them before hand.
"Now they'll be chronologically frozen so they'll be here 'till July!" he said proudly.
Hobbes just shook his head sadly. Calvin then said something rather profound.
"If suffering builds character then my character must be pretty damn tall."
"I'll agree with that," Susie said giving Calvin a noogie.
"HEY! Get off Susie."
Hobbes chuckled, "Life, Love, Tigers, and Insanity."
Calvin then began to pelt everyone with snowballs, and was chased by an angry mob.
"YOU"LL NEVER LEARN CALVIN!" Susie said as she pelted him back.
And Calvin ran.
Note: I doubt I'll write another part to his but hey, you never know. (
Three horrible months has grinded away, and Calvin looked as pale as a vampire.
"You look horrible," said Hobbes dryly.
"IF you couldn't watch 'Jackass' for three months you'd look this horrible," Calvin replied as he trudged down the steps. It was another dreary December Sunday. Today his punishment was lifted.
"Well Calvin your character has greatly grown these past three months! I'm really proud of you young man!" his father grinned.
"Yeah yeah. Can I go now? I need to go be insane," Calvin muttered.
"Fine," his father sighed.
Calvin then put on his snow gear (two hoodys) and ran outside into the crisp clean snow.
"Try not to make snow goons again would ya?" Hobbes groaned recalling the bad experience.
"Oh shut up you sissy!" he grumbled and made a snowball. "Here comes Susie! HIDE!"
"I see you Calvin! Don't even think about doing what I know your going to do!" she shouted, "But boy am I glad to see you!" she cried leaping atop Calvin. Toby walked by and got in on the action.
"DOG PILE ON THE RABBIT!" he screamed leaping atop his friend.
"Good grief you two get off me!" he said. "Can't.. breathe.."
Ass the two were about to get off Candace leapt atop them all. "WELCOME BACK CALVIN!"
"I'm loved. truly now GET OFF!" he yelled. Everyone obeyed.
"Now what?" asked Toby/
"LET"S MAKE SNOW GOONS!" Calvin declared.
"Oh no." groaned Hobbes and Susie.
"Come you wimps!" Calvin said excitedly making a two-headed snowman.
Toby joined in until they had about 20 snow goons in the front yard. Calvin took the precaution of freezing them before hand.
"Now they'll be chronologically frozen so they'll be here 'till July!" he said proudly.
Hobbes just shook his head sadly. Calvin then said something rather profound.
"If suffering builds character then my character must be pretty damn tall."
"I'll agree with that," Susie said giving Calvin a noogie.
"HEY! Get off Susie."
Hobbes chuckled, "Life, Love, Tigers, and Insanity."
Calvin then began to pelt everyone with snowballs, and was chased by an angry mob.
"YOU"LL NEVER LEARN CALVIN!" Susie said as she pelted him back.
And Calvin ran.
Note: I doubt I'll write another part to his but hey, you never know. (