SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE INTENSITY
"AND NOW, THE SPECIAL TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! The match is listed as a...MUSHROOM KINGDOM RACE MATCH!
"In this match, two teams of 3 contestants will race through the Mushroom Kingdom to be the first to reach the flag on top of Peach's Castle. Of course, this will all be simulated in a minute..."
As he said this, the F-Zero Track shimmered and disappeared, revealing a vast Toadstool-Covered land.
"The teams will have to work togeather to get to the finish, solving each puzzle or defeating each foe along the way. However, there are only 2 Team Trophies, so obvioiusly, one will be singled out somehow, but you won't know that until the end!"
"And now, the first team of...LUIGI, YOSHI, AAAAND...FALCO!"
What noise! The crowd went crazy at Falco's mention. He led out his other two teammates, grinning broadly. Why shouldn't he be happy? He put himself in a match he can't lose, since he had TWO hometowners on his side. He would be a Champion, and finally get that elusive Star Fox once and for all...later. Now, he had a Team Championship to win.
"And their opponents...MR. GAME & WATCH, DONKEY KONG, AND THE ICE CLIMBERS!!!"
They walked out to outstanding applause as well. Both teams toed the starting line in anticipation.
"Now listen. There are three different stations your team must visit, and you must complete a task at each one. Simply follow the arrows on the ground that point to your next objective. At each station, you must COLLECT THE THREE FLAGS. The first team to the large flag on Peach's Castle (with all three of their team's flags) wins, simple as that!"
"But..." Falco protested, "There's TWO Trophies! How do you pick which people get the Trophies?"
"You'll see," the announcer said with a mischevious grin. "Take your mark..."
"GO!!!"
Both teams took off. The crowd went wild as Falco's team took an early lead. The Ice Climbers and Mr. Game & Watch were riding on Donkey's back, who was the fastest of the group, but was slower with the weight.
The teams reached the first station almost at the same time. There was a row of Bomb-ombs on a platform, and a target about 50 Meters away. Falco's team immediately started hurling bombs, none able to hit the target. Donkey, meanwhile, wailed a Bomb as hard as he could, and blew the target into a million pieces. A flag flew towards the group, and Nana picked it up. Donkey's team was off!
Falco was finally able to smash the target, and his team got their first flag as well, but they were now trailing. Donkey's team reached station number two. There was a few Home-Run Bats and a row of Sandbags. Donkey wound up and smashed one as far as he could. It passed the red mark (that was about 500m away), and Popo picked up his team's second flag. Donkey's team was already off to the third station!
Meanwhile, Luigi angrily grabbed the bat and wailed Sandbag past the red mark. He picked up the flag and their team was off almost as fast as Donkey's was. Donkey's team had reached station three by now!
At this station, there was a few Star Rods and a small hole about 50 meters away. The goal was to shoot 10 stars into this hole. Donkey, being strong, but with no accuracy, tried over and over to get the Star into the hole, but couldn't. As he tried, Yoshi picked up his rod and neatly shot 5 Stars home. Luigi nailed another 3, and Falco hit 2. The final flag for their team drifted towards them, and Falco collected it. They were off!
Donkey got one star in, and the crowd went wild. Only 9 more to go. Meanwhile, Falco & company were scaling the side of the Castle towards the Flag at the top.
BLAM! BROOOOOOUUUUUM....
A Bullet Bill was soaring towards Falco's group! They tried to avoid it, but it was going extra fast. It seemed to be Specially Reinforced...
"Oh, Crud..."
BOOOM! CRAAAAASH! *Silence...*
The REINFORCED Bullet-Bill had made a hole in the wall! Falco's team lay, knocked out, in Peach's bedroom. (Meanwhile, the crowd was commenting on how real the simulation looked. I mean, it included the Castle's interior? Amazing.)
Donkey nailed a second one. Finally, the Ice Climbers and Game & Watch decided to take action, and they each grabbed a rod and started firing. With 4 seperate Rods going, the 10 Star marker was easily obtained. The team was off!
"Hey! If there's an inside, why not just climb the stairs?" Popo's logic seemed reasonable, so the team broke the doors out and stated to climb the Main Staircase that led to the second floor...
Meanwhile, Falco was just comming around. He looked around at his team, and ran around screaming to wake them up. After they finally aroused, they charged out the bedroom door and started climbing the stairs that led to the roof...
There were two doors that led to the roof of the Castle. Falco's team burst out one, and at the same moment, Donkey's team burst out the other. But instead of heading for the flag, they charged at each other!
Falco immediately used his Illusion Attack. Nana and Popo tripped! He drew his blaster and shot at them as they lay on the ground, over and over, not stopping for anything. Donkey Kong was being beaten up by Luigi, and Yoshi was pulverising Mr. Game & Watch. As soon as Yoshi and Luigi had knocked them both out, they glanced at Falco, who was still planting blaster fire into the Ice Climbers. They then saw the TAG TEAM TROPHIES, that were tied to the top of the Flag! They looked at each other, nodded, and Luigi hopped on Yoshi's back. Yoshi charged towards the Flag!
Falco was still firing, when he looked up. Yoshi was slowly fluttering towards the Trophies! He started running towards them to stop them, but was hit from behind! It was FOX! Fox was beating on Falco as he lay on the ground!
Meanwhile, Yoshi was fluttering just below the Trophies. He spoke in the Yoshi tounge, but Luigi understood... "I can't keep us up forever! Grab the Trophies quick!"
Luigi was able to untie one of the Trophies. He hopped off Yoshi to give him a break. Yoshi was facing the other way...so he didn't see MARIO come out and nail the SUPER JUMP PUNCH! Luigi lay knocked out. Mario hopped on Yoshi's back, and since the Mario Bros. were so much the same, he didn't notice. He fluttered up and Mario grabbed the other Trophy! Yoshi landed and turned to face Luigi. When he saw Mario there instead, he flipped right out! Mario hauled his brother up and they walked off, Luigi a little dazed, holding the Trophies. The Mario Brothers had won the SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
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"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!"
"What did I do?"
"YOU INTERFERED IN FALCO'S MATCH! That's JUST what I was afraid of! When I placed him in this event, I was hoping it WASN'T going to be this way...but you leave me no choice. You will not only be fighting Ganondorf, but FALCO as well for the Undisputed SSBM Championship!"
"WHAT?!? YOU STUPID, MORONIC SKANK!"
...But it was too late. The Head Councellor had made up his mind! Fox would be fighting against TWO others that night!
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"...AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE ALL-STARS MATCH FOR THE STAR CHAMPIONSHIP! The only rules: contestants must KO their opponent with a STAR ITEM. Otherwise, it won't count! Other than that, ANYTHING is LEGAL! (The crowd went crazy again.)
"Our stage for this match will be...The Fountain Of Dreams!!! Oh, LOOK! IT'S KIRBY!"
As the Fountain rose from the generator, Kirby stood on the top, waving to the crowd.
"Hiiiiii-iiiiiiii!"
The crowd went wild! No one even noticed as Captain Falcon marched to the arena, waving. They were all watching Kirby as he turned cartwheels.
"Grr, that's IT! That's IT! The Puffball's GOING DOWN!!!"
"Ready......GO!!!"
Kirby immediately whacked Captain Falcon upside the head with a Star Rod. Falcon went down, his suit getting soaked by the cold water of the Fountain. Kirby then pulled out a Warp Star and used it to slam Falcon into the ground! Falcon was completely drenched as Kirby hopped to a higher platform and started shooting Stars from a Star Rod at Falcon. Each one made a small explosion on impact, causing more and more damage %. Kirby then hurled the Rod at Falcon. It whonked off the back of his head, and he moaned in pain. Well, the Head Councellor must have been enjoying this, he put Cap. Falcon in this match to pain him, and so he was.
Kirby hopped down and started whacking Captain Falcon's sore knee that he hurt in the earlier F-Zero race. He screamed and jumped up to face Kirby, only to get kicked IN the face. He fell again, and Kirby mounted another Warp Star, and shot this one way, high out of the Skydome, into the crisp night air, and brought it down as hard as he could on Falcon's injured knee. Falcon wailed in pain again. Kirby picked up a Star Rod again and swung it back and forth, creating a "wall" of Stars that hurtled towards Falcon. They struck him one at a time, and he was slowly forced off the edge of the Fountain. Kirby had nailed a Flawless Victory! So as the Trophey floated down, and Kirby grabbed it, there were no surprised faces in the crowd.
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MEDICAL UPDATE! Ganondorf is STILL ignoring a severe rib injury. Doctor Mario can't even help himself, he has a broken arm and he's gone and fractured both shoulders. Well, HE hasn't done it, Samus has. Well, that's what he gets for going into a No DQ's match. As for Captain Falcon, his Knee injury will put him out of action for a month or so.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
"AND NOW, THE SPECIAL TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! The match is listed as a...MUSHROOM KINGDOM RACE MATCH!
"In this match, two teams of 3 contestants will race through the Mushroom Kingdom to be the first to reach the flag on top of Peach's Castle. Of course, this will all be simulated in a minute..."
As he said this, the F-Zero Track shimmered and disappeared, revealing a vast Toadstool-Covered land.
"The teams will have to work togeather to get to the finish, solving each puzzle or defeating each foe along the way. However, there are only 2 Team Trophies, so obvioiusly, one will be singled out somehow, but you won't know that until the end!"
"And now, the first team of...LUIGI, YOSHI, AAAAND...FALCO!"
What noise! The crowd went crazy at Falco's mention. He led out his other two teammates, grinning broadly. Why shouldn't he be happy? He put himself in a match he can't lose, since he had TWO hometowners on his side. He would be a Champion, and finally get that elusive Star Fox once and for all...later. Now, he had a Team Championship to win.
"And their opponents...MR. GAME & WATCH, DONKEY KONG, AND THE ICE CLIMBERS!!!"
They walked out to outstanding applause as well. Both teams toed the starting line in anticipation.
"Now listen. There are three different stations your team must visit, and you must complete a task at each one. Simply follow the arrows on the ground that point to your next objective. At each station, you must COLLECT THE THREE FLAGS. The first team to the large flag on Peach's Castle (with all three of their team's flags) wins, simple as that!"
"But..." Falco protested, "There's TWO Trophies! How do you pick which people get the Trophies?"
"You'll see," the announcer said with a mischevious grin. "Take your mark..."
"GO!!!"
Both teams took off. The crowd went wild as Falco's team took an early lead. The Ice Climbers and Mr. Game & Watch were riding on Donkey's back, who was the fastest of the group, but was slower with the weight.
The teams reached the first station almost at the same time. There was a row of Bomb-ombs on a platform, and a target about 50 Meters away. Falco's team immediately started hurling bombs, none able to hit the target. Donkey, meanwhile, wailed a Bomb as hard as he could, and blew the target into a million pieces. A flag flew towards the group, and Nana picked it up. Donkey's team was off!
Falco was finally able to smash the target, and his team got their first flag as well, but they were now trailing. Donkey's team reached station number two. There was a few Home-Run Bats and a row of Sandbags. Donkey wound up and smashed one as far as he could. It passed the red mark (that was about 500m away), and Popo picked up his team's second flag. Donkey's team was already off to the third station!
Meanwhile, Luigi angrily grabbed the bat and wailed Sandbag past the red mark. He picked up the flag and their team was off almost as fast as Donkey's was. Donkey's team had reached station three by now!
At this station, there was a few Star Rods and a small hole about 50 meters away. The goal was to shoot 10 stars into this hole. Donkey, being strong, but with no accuracy, tried over and over to get the Star into the hole, but couldn't. As he tried, Yoshi picked up his rod and neatly shot 5 Stars home. Luigi nailed another 3, and Falco hit 2. The final flag for their team drifted towards them, and Falco collected it. They were off!
Donkey got one star in, and the crowd went wild. Only 9 more to go. Meanwhile, Falco & company were scaling the side of the Castle towards the Flag at the top.
BLAM! BROOOOOOUUUUUM....
A Bullet Bill was soaring towards Falco's group! They tried to avoid it, but it was going extra fast. It seemed to be Specially Reinforced...
"Oh, Crud..."
BOOOM! CRAAAAASH! *Silence...*
The REINFORCED Bullet-Bill had made a hole in the wall! Falco's team lay, knocked out, in Peach's bedroom. (Meanwhile, the crowd was commenting on how real the simulation looked. I mean, it included the Castle's interior? Amazing.)
Donkey nailed a second one. Finally, the Ice Climbers and Game & Watch decided to take action, and they each grabbed a rod and started firing. With 4 seperate Rods going, the 10 Star marker was easily obtained. The team was off!
"Hey! If there's an inside, why not just climb the stairs?" Popo's logic seemed reasonable, so the team broke the doors out and stated to climb the Main Staircase that led to the second floor...
Meanwhile, Falco was just comming around. He looked around at his team, and ran around screaming to wake them up. After they finally aroused, they charged out the bedroom door and started climbing the stairs that led to the roof...
There were two doors that led to the roof of the Castle. Falco's team burst out one, and at the same moment, Donkey's team burst out the other. But instead of heading for the flag, they charged at each other!
Falco immediately used his Illusion Attack. Nana and Popo tripped! He drew his blaster and shot at them as they lay on the ground, over and over, not stopping for anything. Donkey Kong was being beaten up by Luigi, and Yoshi was pulverising Mr. Game & Watch. As soon as Yoshi and Luigi had knocked them both out, they glanced at Falco, who was still planting blaster fire into the Ice Climbers. They then saw the TAG TEAM TROPHIES, that were tied to the top of the Flag! They looked at each other, nodded, and Luigi hopped on Yoshi's back. Yoshi charged towards the Flag!
Falco was still firing, when he looked up. Yoshi was slowly fluttering towards the Trophies! He started running towards them to stop them, but was hit from behind! It was FOX! Fox was beating on Falco as he lay on the ground!
Meanwhile, Yoshi was fluttering just below the Trophies. He spoke in the Yoshi tounge, but Luigi understood... "I can't keep us up forever! Grab the Trophies quick!"
Luigi was able to untie one of the Trophies. He hopped off Yoshi to give him a break. Yoshi was facing the other way...so he didn't see MARIO come out and nail the SUPER JUMP PUNCH! Luigi lay knocked out. Mario hopped on Yoshi's back, and since the Mario Bros. were so much the same, he didn't notice. He fluttered up and Mario grabbed the other Trophy! Yoshi landed and turned to face Luigi. When he saw Mario there instead, he flipped right out! Mario hauled his brother up and they walked off, Luigi a little dazed, holding the Trophies. The Mario Brothers had won the SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
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"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!"
"What did I do?"
"YOU INTERFERED IN FALCO'S MATCH! That's JUST what I was afraid of! When I placed him in this event, I was hoping it WASN'T going to be this way...but you leave me no choice. You will not only be fighting Ganondorf, but FALCO as well for the Undisputed SSBM Championship!"
"WHAT?!? YOU STUPID, MORONIC SKANK!"
...But it was too late. The Head Councellor had made up his mind! Fox would be fighting against TWO others that night!
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"...AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE ALL-STARS MATCH FOR THE STAR CHAMPIONSHIP! The only rules: contestants must KO their opponent with a STAR ITEM. Otherwise, it won't count! Other than that, ANYTHING is LEGAL! (The crowd went crazy again.)
"Our stage for this match will be...The Fountain Of Dreams!!! Oh, LOOK! IT'S KIRBY!"
As the Fountain rose from the generator, Kirby stood on the top, waving to the crowd.
"Hiiiiii-iiiiiiii!"
The crowd went wild! No one even noticed as Captain Falcon marched to the arena, waving. They were all watching Kirby as he turned cartwheels.
"Grr, that's IT! That's IT! The Puffball's GOING DOWN!!!"
"Ready......GO!!!"
Kirby immediately whacked Captain Falcon upside the head with a Star Rod. Falcon went down, his suit getting soaked by the cold water of the Fountain. Kirby then pulled out a Warp Star and used it to slam Falcon into the ground! Falcon was completely drenched as Kirby hopped to a higher platform and started shooting Stars from a Star Rod at Falcon. Each one made a small explosion on impact, causing more and more damage %. Kirby then hurled the Rod at Falcon. It whonked off the back of his head, and he moaned in pain. Well, the Head Councellor must have been enjoying this, he put Cap. Falcon in this match to pain him, and so he was.
Kirby hopped down and started whacking Captain Falcon's sore knee that he hurt in the earlier F-Zero race. He screamed and jumped up to face Kirby, only to get kicked IN the face. He fell again, and Kirby mounted another Warp Star, and shot this one way, high out of the Skydome, into the crisp night air, and brought it down as hard as he could on Falcon's injured knee. Falcon wailed in pain again. Kirby picked up a Star Rod again and swung it back and forth, creating a "wall" of Stars that hurtled towards Falcon. They struck him one at a time, and he was slowly forced off the edge of the Fountain. Kirby had nailed a Flawless Victory! So as the Trophey floated down, and Kirby grabbed it, there were no surprised faces in the crowd.
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MEDICAL UPDATE! Ganondorf is STILL ignoring a severe rib injury. Doctor Mario can't even help himself, he has a broken arm and he's gone and fractured both shoulders. Well, HE hasn't done it, Samus has. Well, that's what he gets for going into a No DQ's match. As for Captain Falcon, his Knee injury will put him out of action for a month or so.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP