SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE INTENSITY
"IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR THE BOMBS AWAY MATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! WHO IS THE BEST FIGHTER? LET'S FIND OUT NOW...
The Peach's Castle field was being used YET AGAIN, the hole in the wall was re-generated as fixed.
Already on top of the Castle was Peach! The Castle rose from the generator like Kirby's Fountain did, and Peach was waving to the crowd, accompinied by Mario.
"It's-a me!"
"Suh-Weet!"
Suddenly, a blast of fire rocked the arena! Out came Samus, accompinied by Fox, to the ring, to scary music and wild applause! Peach was meanwhile trying wildly to put out her dress, which had caught fire from the explosion. Mario's pants had caught fire.
"OWOWOWWOOWOWOW!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Peach glanced angrily at Samus, whos helmet was still off, and she gave an "evil" grin at Peach. Peach sneered back. (The scary music & Fire Explosion was Fox's idea. He thought it would leave an impression. It sure did.)
Suddenly, a pair of rockets hurled towards both of them! The explosion caught almost EVERYONE on fire.
"OWOWOWWOOWOWOW!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Guuuah!"
"..." Samus said nothing, she hadn't caught fire, her suit was fire-retardant.
Zelda, accompinied by Link, walked out to the ring to hard-rock music. The crowd went insane again! What a comeback! (The explosion and music had been Link's idea. He thought it would leave an impression. It sure did.)
Zelda and Samus caught flying platforms, and they sailed to the top of the Castle. Mario climbed down to the sidelines to watch with Link and Fox, who were casting angered glances at each other.
The announcer came back on. "The rules, right...there are none, but the contestants must be warned that there are pre-set Motion-Sensor Bombs, or "Mines", set up all over the exterior of the castle. There will be Bombs ready in many locations for you to use at your disposal. And, we also believe that Zelda is not allowed to transform, since this is a WOMEN'S title match, and Shiek happens to be male."
"Ready......."
Peach and Zelda faced each other angrily. Samus looked between the two of them, wondering who to attack.
"GO!!!"
Zelda immediately hit Nayru's Love. Peach was hurled against the tower. Samus fired a couple missiles at Peach, who was engulphed in flames again. She dove off into the moat to put out the blaze. Zelda, meanwhile, hit some magic shots on Samus. As Samus reeled, Zelda pulled off Samus's helmet and shot Din's Fire onto Samus's exposed head! Samus's hair caught fire! Without a second thought, she too jumped into the moat. Zelda floated down slowly, surrounded by an eerie glow.
Peach had just pulled herself out of the water, and launched herself at Zelda, hitting the Peach Bomber! Zelda flew back and crashed through the entrance doors to the castle. Peach followed her, throwing a few Vegetables as she went. Zelda picked herself up and grabbed Peach's hair, then punched her in the face. Peach reeled backwards, as Zelda jumped up and kicked Peach in the face with her high-heels! Peach fell over backwards, holding her face in pain. Samus had gotten up, and blasted Peach with a Charge Shot! Peach was knocked out! Samus started to eliminate her (by pushing her onto the bank on the far side of the moat), but was hit from behind by Zelda! Zelda started punching Samus's exposed face with her magic-charged fist. Samus angrily shoved her Canon into Zelda's stomach, winding her completely. She started to fall over backwards, but was caught by the hair by Samus, who shoved her canon into Zelda's face!
Zelda flew backwards and crashed through another door into the kitchen, and slid backwards until she crashed into a china cabinet, which fell on her. Samus started to follow her, but Peach had gotten up, and struck Samus from behind! She ripped off Samus's chest plate, and punched Samus in the stomach! Samus was winded now, and Peach was able to hit the Peach Bomber! Samus flew backwards and landed on the fallen china cabinet that was on Zelda! Peach angrily stormed into the room. She picked Samus up by the hair, and whipped her around (by the hair), throwing her through the kitchen table! Peach then lifted the cabinet up to expose Zelda, who was covered in broken dishes. Peach picked her up and shoved a Vegetable into her mouth. Zelda choked, and Peach kicked her stomach. Zelda flew backwards, coughing up the Vegetable and slamming through a wall back into the Entrance Hall.
Mario, Link, and Fox were watching this in amazement, not knowing that these girls could dish out and take so much. Link, now seeing what Peach was doing to Zelda, angrily stormed forwards.
"HEY! WHERE THE HECK D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?"
Fox and Mario followed him angrily. As Link broke into a run, so did Mario and Fox. Fox tackled Link from behind and started punching Link in the face. Mario shot Fireballs at Link from where he was standing. Link was being torn apart right there!
Meanwhile, inside, Samus had gotten up from the splinters of the table. She charged at Peach and swung her Canon at Peach.
"You know, I'm TIRED of your STUPID ARMOR!"
Peach kicked Samus in the face, and Samus fell over backwards. Peach jumped up high, and slammed down in another Peach Bomber! Samus was knocked out. Peach started ripping Samus's armor off, until Samus had only her canon as protection! Peach smirked in satisfaction, but was hit from behind by Zelda! She punhched the back of Peach's head repeatedly. Peach lept up and whacked Zelda with her frying pan. Zelda crumpled to the ground. Peach then grabbed a BOMB and hurled it at Zelda! Zelda flew way, way up and crashed through the Peach Stained Glass! She flew out past the sidelines, and landed on Fox, Mario, and Link! They all collapsed in a heap.
Peach grinned, and turned to face a Cannon in the face! Samus started to angrily roll Peach outside, but while out on the lawn, she rolled into a Motion-Sensor Bomb! Peach AND Samus were blasted back on top of the Castle. They both weren't moving.
"Oh, god..." Fox and Mario hurried to the top of the Castle, to find Peach and Samus back up and fighting! HOW THE HECK did they have this kind of energy? Fox suddenly got quite inspired by this, and threw Mario into a Motion-Sensor Bomb! Mario was thrown into the crowd, who immediately started juggling him. He cried in terror as he flew through the air.
Fox started walking towards Samus, but stepped on ANOTHER Motion-Sensor Bomb, and fell down to the sidelines, crashing through the bench he used to be sitting on while watching earlier.
Peach was now hurling Bomb-Ombs for all her worth. Samus took more and more damage, and couldn't go flying, because she was pinned against the turret. Peach finally started walking towards her, ready to deliver a finishing Peach Bomber. Samus, with her last ounce of strength, placed a Bomb on the ground. It started walking towards Peach, who didn't see it until too late...
BOUUUUUUUUUM!
Peach was carrying about 4 other Bombs with her, and some Motion-Sensor Bombs detonated on the ground, and all this was fused into one massive blow that sent her literally careening from the Skydome into the starry sky. Samus had done it!!! OR SO SHE THOUGHT...
Samus started celebrating. I mean, Samus had flat-out kicked butt! She was now going to have TWO awards!
Suddenly...
BLAMMO!
Zelda whacked Samus from behind. Samus had forgotten... you need to have both your opponents outside the boundaries AT THE SAME TIME to win. Zelda had crossed back into the field, and was now back in the fight!
Samus tried. She used every last ounce of her strength, but Zelda was as good as new, and Samus was still without Armor. Even after all her efforts, Zelda still tossed her off the top of the Castle to land on Fox, who was still not moving after crashing through the bench. Zelda had won!
Zelda accepted her WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY with grattitude. She couldn't believe it! She had finally beaten those two stiffs and had recovered the Trophey!
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"Ganondorf, you can't do this! You're too hurt to fight, WHY are you doing this to yourself?!?"
"SHADDAP! There's NO WAY I'm backing out now! I have to stand those two jerks up..."
Ganondorf ignored the medic and...
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...Walked out to the arena to wild applause. The crowd was roaring on its feet as Ganondorf hobbled out to the "Final Destination" stage. Why here? he thought. Why not somewhere else?
He didn't have time to think about it, though, as Bowser charged out in a rage of fire. As thunderous music played, he charged out to outstanding applause. Seddenly, eerie music struck as Mewtwo floated out. The crowd went wild again!
"WAIT!" The Head Councellor was making an announcement. "Before we begin, I'd like to say that there are NO rules in this match-up...and I'd like to introduce the SURPRISE FOURTH CONTESTANT, MASTER HAND!!!"
"WHAT THE (BEEEP)?!?!?"
Master Hand floated down as his intro played.
"MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The other three just stared in disbelief. Suddenly, the ORIGINAL Master Hand theme played, and they were off! Master Hand immediately went for Mewtwo. He used his Rockets to blow him up, then used the Giant Slap! Mewtwo was ground into the floor! A sick crunch resounded as Mewtwo was crushed.
Ganondorf suddenly attacked Bowser with his Wizard's Foot! Bowser dodged and attacked with his Fire Breath. Ganondorf's cape caught fire. He ran around in circles, screaming. Bowser rolled his eyes and turned to Master Hand, who was walking on his fingers towards Mewtwo.
KABLAM!
Mewtwo went soaring again! He, however, WAS able to Teleport back to safety. Bowser was digging his nails into Master Hand's glove, growling furiously. Master Hand made no sound, but his damage went down by about 100 HP after Bowser had used his Whirling Fortress. Bowser struck with his Fire Breath as Ganondorf started charging the Warlock Punch. Master Hand was about to die, when suddenly....
"MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Left Master Hand! It floated towards the stage, and as it did, Right Master Hand beconed to Left Master Hand...
WHAPHOOM!
The impact of the punch sent both Bowser and Gaonondorf flying. Ganondorf was screaming in pain as he landed right on his injured leg, and Bowser's shell cracked with the impact of his fall. Mewtwo had gotten up by now, and he charged towards Bowser...
CRAAAAAAAACKABLAM!
Another large crack appeared from the force of the Shadow Blast! Bowser had to be careful, as his shell might just crack right off! He angrily used his Koopa Klaw Grab, and struck Mewtwo repetedly before using the big Shoulder Block finish to send Mewtwo careening from the stage. Mewtwo started to comeback, but...
BOUM!
Left Master Hand had just used his Drop Bombs! Mewtwo soared straight downwards, and was eliminated! Mewtwo was OBVIOUSLY NOT evil enough to make it!
Ganondorf was trying to charge a Warlock Punch, but Right Master Hand kept avoiding it. As Left Master Hand came in for a punch, Ganondorf sensed this and quickly lept over it, causing it to punch Right Master Hand instead! Right Master Hand had run out of HP!
"GUAAAAAAOUAHOHAHYOWWWWW...."
Right Master Hand exploded into powder! Left Master Hand was just wondering what it had done, as Ganondorf FINALLY hit the Warlock Punch! Left Master Hand's HP clocked down to 25! Bowser came in with his Bowser Bomb to finish the job!
"GUAAAAAAOUAHOHAHYOWWWWW...."
Left Master Hand also exploded into powder! Bowser suddenly grabbed Ganondorf and threw him on the ground, and went for the Body Press, but Ganondorf rolled out of the way. Ganondorf jumped way up high, and tried a Wizard's Foot, but Bowser rolled out of the way. Ganondorf had landed on his Injured ribs! He crumpled to the ground, howling in utter pain. It was then that Bowser nailed the Body Press, right on Ganondorf's injured chest AGAIN! A sick crunch sounded from Ganondorf, and he passed out from the pain. Bowser rolled him off the edge for the victory!
Bowser didn't seem too surprised as he grabbed his EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY. After all, he certainly was the greatest evil of all!
Suddenly...
KA-WHAM! *Shatter*
Mario had run in and busted Bowser's shell! Bowser was totally exposed! The crowd groaned in disgust as Bowser lay in a pile of shell splinters. Mario chortled as he walked out of the arena, to loud boos.
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MEDICAL UPDATE! Ganondorf is STILL ignoring a severe rib injury, which has grown even more serious after that wild match. Doctor Mario can't even help himself, he has a broken arm and he's gone and fractured both shoulders. Well, HE hasn't done it, Samus has. Well, that's what he gets for going into a No DQ's match. As for Captain Falcon, his Knee injury will put him out of action for a month or so. Mario, Link, Fox, Peach, Zelda, and Samus's injuries must be severe, but we've yet to account for them. Bowser has lost his shell, and Mewtwo appears to have some bad back injury from that huge slap by Right Master Hand.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
ZELDA beat PEACH and SAMUS to become THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION
BOWSER beat RIGHT MASTER HAND, LEFT MASTER HAND, MEWTWO and GANONDORF to become THE EVIL CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
"IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR THE BOMBS AWAY MATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! WHO IS THE BEST FIGHTER? LET'S FIND OUT NOW...
The Peach's Castle field was being used YET AGAIN, the hole in the wall was re-generated as fixed.
Already on top of the Castle was Peach! The Castle rose from the generator like Kirby's Fountain did, and Peach was waving to the crowd, accompinied by Mario.
"It's-a me!"
"Suh-Weet!"
Suddenly, a blast of fire rocked the arena! Out came Samus, accompinied by Fox, to the ring, to scary music and wild applause! Peach was meanwhile trying wildly to put out her dress, which had caught fire from the explosion. Mario's pants had caught fire.
"OWOWOWWOOWOWOW!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Peach glanced angrily at Samus, whos helmet was still off, and she gave an "evil" grin at Peach. Peach sneered back. (The scary music & Fire Explosion was Fox's idea. He thought it would leave an impression. It sure did.)
Suddenly, a pair of rockets hurled towards both of them! The explosion caught almost EVERYONE on fire.
"OWOWOWWOOWOWOW!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Guuuah!"
"..." Samus said nothing, she hadn't caught fire, her suit was fire-retardant.
Zelda, accompinied by Link, walked out to the ring to hard-rock music. The crowd went insane again! What a comeback! (The explosion and music had been Link's idea. He thought it would leave an impression. It sure did.)
Zelda and Samus caught flying platforms, and they sailed to the top of the Castle. Mario climbed down to the sidelines to watch with Link and Fox, who were casting angered glances at each other.
The announcer came back on. "The rules, right...there are none, but the contestants must be warned that there are pre-set Motion-Sensor Bombs, or "Mines", set up all over the exterior of the castle. There will be Bombs ready in many locations for you to use at your disposal. And, we also believe that Zelda is not allowed to transform, since this is a WOMEN'S title match, and Shiek happens to be male."
"Ready......."
Peach and Zelda faced each other angrily. Samus looked between the two of them, wondering who to attack.
"GO!!!"
Zelda immediately hit Nayru's Love. Peach was hurled against the tower. Samus fired a couple missiles at Peach, who was engulphed in flames again. She dove off into the moat to put out the blaze. Zelda, meanwhile, hit some magic shots on Samus. As Samus reeled, Zelda pulled off Samus's helmet and shot Din's Fire onto Samus's exposed head! Samus's hair caught fire! Without a second thought, she too jumped into the moat. Zelda floated down slowly, surrounded by an eerie glow.
Peach had just pulled herself out of the water, and launched herself at Zelda, hitting the Peach Bomber! Zelda flew back and crashed through the entrance doors to the castle. Peach followed her, throwing a few Vegetables as she went. Zelda picked herself up and grabbed Peach's hair, then punched her in the face. Peach reeled backwards, as Zelda jumped up and kicked Peach in the face with her high-heels! Peach fell over backwards, holding her face in pain. Samus had gotten up, and blasted Peach with a Charge Shot! Peach was knocked out! Samus started to eliminate her (by pushing her onto the bank on the far side of the moat), but was hit from behind by Zelda! Zelda started punching Samus's exposed face with her magic-charged fist. Samus angrily shoved her Canon into Zelda's stomach, winding her completely. She started to fall over backwards, but was caught by the hair by Samus, who shoved her canon into Zelda's face!
Zelda flew backwards and crashed through another door into the kitchen, and slid backwards until she crashed into a china cabinet, which fell on her. Samus started to follow her, but Peach had gotten up, and struck Samus from behind! She ripped off Samus's chest plate, and punched Samus in the stomach! Samus was winded now, and Peach was able to hit the Peach Bomber! Samus flew backwards and landed on the fallen china cabinet that was on Zelda! Peach angrily stormed into the room. She picked Samus up by the hair, and whipped her around (by the hair), throwing her through the kitchen table! Peach then lifted the cabinet up to expose Zelda, who was covered in broken dishes. Peach picked her up and shoved a Vegetable into her mouth. Zelda choked, and Peach kicked her stomach. Zelda flew backwards, coughing up the Vegetable and slamming through a wall back into the Entrance Hall.
Mario, Link, and Fox were watching this in amazement, not knowing that these girls could dish out and take so much. Link, now seeing what Peach was doing to Zelda, angrily stormed forwards.
"HEY! WHERE THE HECK D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?"
Fox and Mario followed him angrily. As Link broke into a run, so did Mario and Fox. Fox tackled Link from behind and started punching Link in the face. Mario shot Fireballs at Link from where he was standing. Link was being torn apart right there!
Meanwhile, inside, Samus had gotten up from the splinters of the table. She charged at Peach and swung her Canon at Peach.
"You know, I'm TIRED of your STUPID ARMOR!"
Peach kicked Samus in the face, and Samus fell over backwards. Peach jumped up high, and slammed down in another Peach Bomber! Samus was knocked out. Peach started ripping Samus's armor off, until Samus had only her canon as protection! Peach smirked in satisfaction, but was hit from behind by Zelda! She punhched the back of Peach's head repeatedly. Peach lept up and whacked Zelda with her frying pan. Zelda crumpled to the ground. Peach then grabbed a BOMB and hurled it at Zelda! Zelda flew way, way up and crashed through the Peach Stained Glass! She flew out past the sidelines, and landed on Fox, Mario, and Link! They all collapsed in a heap.
Peach grinned, and turned to face a Cannon in the face! Samus started to angrily roll Peach outside, but while out on the lawn, she rolled into a Motion-Sensor Bomb! Peach AND Samus were blasted back on top of the Castle. They both weren't moving.
"Oh, god..." Fox and Mario hurried to the top of the Castle, to find Peach and Samus back up and fighting! HOW THE HECK did they have this kind of energy? Fox suddenly got quite inspired by this, and threw Mario into a Motion-Sensor Bomb! Mario was thrown into the crowd, who immediately started juggling him. He cried in terror as he flew through the air.
Fox started walking towards Samus, but stepped on ANOTHER Motion-Sensor Bomb, and fell down to the sidelines, crashing through the bench he used to be sitting on while watching earlier.
Peach was now hurling Bomb-Ombs for all her worth. Samus took more and more damage, and couldn't go flying, because she was pinned against the turret. Peach finally started walking towards her, ready to deliver a finishing Peach Bomber. Samus, with her last ounce of strength, placed a Bomb on the ground. It started walking towards Peach, who didn't see it until too late...
BOUUUUUUUUUM!
Peach was carrying about 4 other Bombs with her, and some Motion-Sensor Bombs detonated on the ground, and all this was fused into one massive blow that sent her literally careening from the Skydome into the starry sky. Samus had done it!!! OR SO SHE THOUGHT...
Samus started celebrating. I mean, Samus had flat-out kicked butt! She was now going to have TWO awards!
Suddenly...
BLAMMO!
Zelda whacked Samus from behind. Samus had forgotten... you need to have both your opponents outside the boundaries AT THE SAME TIME to win. Zelda had crossed back into the field, and was now back in the fight!
Samus tried. She used every last ounce of her strength, but Zelda was as good as new, and Samus was still without Armor. Even after all her efforts, Zelda still tossed her off the top of the Castle to land on Fox, who was still not moving after crashing through the bench. Zelda had won!
Zelda accepted her WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY with grattitude. She couldn't believe it! She had finally beaten those two stiffs and had recovered the Trophey!
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"Ganondorf, you can't do this! You're too hurt to fight, WHY are you doing this to yourself?!?"
"SHADDAP! There's NO WAY I'm backing out now! I have to stand those two jerks up..."
Ganondorf ignored the medic and...
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...Walked out to the arena to wild applause. The crowd was roaring on its feet as Ganondorf hobbled out to the "Final Destination" stage. Why here? he thought. Why not somewhere else?
He didn't have time to think about it, though, as Bowser charged out in a rage of fire. As thunderous music played, he charged out to outstanding applause. Seddenly, eerie music struck as Mewtwo floated out. The crowd went wild again!
"WAIT!" The Head Councellor was making an announcement. "Before we begin, I'd like to say that there are NO rules in this match-up...and I'd like to introduce the SURPRISE FOURTH CONTESTANT, MASTER HAND!!!"
"WHAT THE (BEEEP)?!?!?"
Master Hand floated down as his intro played.
"MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The other three just stared in disbelief. Suddenly, the ORIGINAL Master Hand theme played, and they were off! Master Hand immediately went for Mewtwo. He used his Rockets to blow him up, then used the Giant Slap! Mewtwo was ground into the floor! A sick crunch resounded as Mewtwo was crushed.
Ganondorf suddenly attacked Bowser with his Wizard's Foot! Bowser dodged and attacked with his Fire Breath. Ganondorf's cape caught fire. He ran around in circles, screaming. Bowser rolled his eyes and turned to Master Hand, who was walking on his fingers towards Mewtwo.
KABLAM!
Mewtwo went soaring again! He, however, WAS able to Teleport back to safety. Bowser was digging his nails into Master Hand's glove, growling furiously. Master Hand made no sound, but his damage went down by about 100 HP after Bowser had used his Whirling Fortress. Bowser struck with his Fire Breath as Ganondorf started charging the Warlock Punch. Master Hand was about to die, when suddenly....
"MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Left Master Hand! It floated towards the stage, and as it did, Right Master Hand beconed to Left Master Hand...
WHAPHOOM!
The impact of the punch sent both Bowser and Gaonondorf flying. Ganondorf was screaming in pain as he landed right on his injured leg, and Bowser's shell cracked with the impact of his fall. Mewtwo had gotten up by now, and he charged towards Bowser...
CRAAAAAAAACKABLAM!
Another large crack appeared from the force of the Shadow Blast! Bowser had to be careful, as his shell might just crack right off! He angrily used his Koopa Klaw Grab, and struck Mewtwo repetedly before using the big Shoulder Block finish to send Mewtwo careening from the stage. Mewtwo started to comeback, but...
BOUM!
Left Master Hand had just used his Drop Bombs! Mewtwo soared straight downwards, and was eliminated! Mewtwo was OBVIOUSLY NOT evil enough to make it!
Ganondorf was trying to charge a Warlock Punch, but Right Master Hand kept avoiding it. As Left Master Hand came in for a punch, Ganondorf sensed this and quickly lept over it, causing it to punch Right Master Hand instead! Right Master Hand had run out of HP!
"GUAAAAAAOUAHOHAHYOWWWWW...."
Right Master Hand exploded into powder! Left Master Hand was just wondering what it had done, as Ganondorf FINALLY hit the Warlock Punch! Left Master Hand's HP clocked down to 25! Bowser came in with his Bowser Bomb to finish the job!
"GUAAAAAAOUAHOHAHYOWWWWW...."
Left Master Hand also exploded into powder! Bowser suddenly grabbed Ganondorf and threw him on the ground, and went for the Body Press, but Ganondorf rolled out of the way. Ganondorf jumped way up high, and tried a Wizard's Foot, but Bowser rolled out of the way. Ganondorf had landed on his Injured ribs! He crumpled to the ground, howling in utter pain. It was then that Bowser nailed the Body Press, right on Ganondorf's injured chest AGAIN! A sick crunch sounded from Ganondorf, and he passed out from the pain. Bowser rolled him off the edge for the victory!
Bowser didn't seem too surprised as he grabbed his EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY. After all, he certainly was the greatest evil of all!
Suddenly...
KA-WHAM! *Shatter*
Mario had run in and busted Bowser's shell! Bowser was totally exposed! The crowd groaned in disgust as Bowser lay in a pile of shell splinters. Mario chortled as he walked out of the arena, to loud boos.
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MEDICAL UPDATE! Ganondorf is STILL ignoring a severe rib injury, which has grown even more serious after that wild match. Doctor Mario can't even help himself, he has a broken arm and he's gone and fractured both shoulders. Well, HE hasn't done it, Samus has. Well, that's what he gets for going into a No DQ's match. As for Captain Falcon, his Knee injury will put him out of action for a month or so. Mario, Link, Fox, Peach, Zelda, and Samus's injuries must be severe, but we've yet to account for them. Bowser has lost his shell, and Mewtwo appears to have some bad back injury from that huge slap by Right Master Hand.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
ZELDA beat PEACH and SAMUS to become THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION
BOWSER beat RIGHT MASTER HAND, LEFT MASTER HAND, MEWTWO and GANONDORF to become THE EVIL CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP