SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE INTENSITY
"IT'S TIME FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE, FETURING THE STAR FOX TEAM!!!!!!! (NO RULES, ON THE BATTLEFIELD!)"
Out came Luigi, Young Link, Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff seperately, waving to the crowd.
"WHAT'S THIS? IT APPEARS THAT THE MAJORITY OF OUR COMPEDITORS ARE INJURED. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO. WE'LL ESTABLISH A CHAMPION NOW, AND THEN HAVE A BIGGER MATCH FOR THE WINNER TO DEFEND HIS TROPHEY ONCE EVERYONE'S RECOVERED!" Wild applause.
"Ready.......GO!!!"
Pichu climbed on Pikachu's back. They both let out a massive shock that sent Luigi spinning. Luigi wasn't feeling all too well from his earlier match, and he spun right off the stage. Pichu had been hurt from his earlier match, so he rolled right off his brother's back and rolled right off the stage.
"BOOOOOOOOOOO!" This wasn't supposed to go this way! They were being eliminated way too fast! But as Jigglypuff tried a Rollout, lost control, then careened right off the stage, Boos filled the Skydome yet again.
Young Link was left, and still full of energy. He dashed at Pikachu, who scampered backwards and off the stage to an elimination. Young Link had won, much to the audience's distaste!
"Ummmmmm..." The announcer was stupified at this crappy performance. "Young Link wins. That was crap!"
Young Link accepted his ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY then quickly left the city before he was mugged by angry protesters.
The Head Councellor took up the mik. "Listen! We're going to let Fox and Ganondorf take a little break. After we come back, we'll have your Final Match for you..."
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A FEW DAYS LATER...
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NOW THAT OUR COMPEDITORS HAVE TAKEN A SMALL BREAK, WE CAN GET ON WITH THE MATCHES! THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE! YOUNG LINK WILL DEFEND HIS CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR REGULARILY SCHEDULED ROYAL RUMBLE!!! THE MATCH WILL STILL BE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, AND STILL BE NO DQ'S!"
The crowd went crazy. THIS is what they paid to see.
"And, here comes TEAM STAR FOX!!!" The Star Fox theme music struck up as Fox, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Ganondorf, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Samus came out, waving to the crowd. Falco was watching from the crowd with total anger. This was the team that reduced him to his current state. They had thrust him out into that horrifying battle for survival...but, it was all for the best, he thought. Even if Falco lost, Star Fox would be thrust into an Adventure that he wouldn't be able to...oops, he thought. Better stop thinking before that nosy narrator can give away my plans. Star Fox would pay...later.
"Ready......."
All the contestants started before he said "GO!!!" anyways. Fox immediately went for the Champion. Young Link hurled his boomerang, but Fox caught it. He tackled Young Link and started choking him with his boomerang. Meanwhile, Samus was beating on Peach. She struck her with her canon, again and again, until Peach was knocked out. At this point, Samus started to roll Peach off, but was cut short by Bowser, whos shell was held together with SUPERGLUE. (It was the best the medics could do on such short notice.) Bowser picked Peach AND Samus up, tossed them on his shell, and started spinning. They were cut again and again by the rotating floor of spikes. Bowser then tossed them off at an alarming rate, eliminating them both. Bowser started roaring in satisfaction, but was cut short by Fox! Fox was enraged that he had eliminated Samus, and used the FIRE FOX! This made Bowser's shell explode into flaming pieces again! Fox rolled the helpless turtle-without-his-shell off the ring to eliminate him!
Luigi was currently fighting Ganondorf. Ganondorf tried his Wizard's Foot, but Luigi countered with his Green Missile. They met in the middle in a huge explosion that rocked the field. Suddenly, a whole row of battlers charged towards them...
"Oh-a my god-a! Not... A-POKEMONS!"
Jigglypuff and Pichu started mashing Luigi. Pikachu and Mewtwo started bashing Ganondorf. In ran Dr. Mario with a pill and shoved it into Pika's mouth, freezing him. Dr. Mario rolled him off the stage, no trouble! Suddenly, Dr. Mario was hit from behind with a Fox Illusion! Fox used it again and again, not letting Dr. Mario hit the ground. Fox then finished the Doc with a fully-charged SUPER SCOPE, sending him to his elimination.
Ganondorf was roaring in pain from Pichu and Jiggly's attacks. He finally transformed to GANON and threw them off! Seeing this, Young Link saw this, and slapped the FIERCE DIETY'S MASK on to morph to ONI LINK! The two engaged in a sword battle, indifferent to any attacks sent by Pika, Pichu, and Jiggly, because of their massive level of power.
Ganon tried a double-swipe. Oni Link rolled between his legs and swung at the tail. Ganon quickly spun around to avoid being De-Morphed. Ganon shot a Beam of Dark Enengy at Oni Link, who was shot backwards, hit Jigglypuff, and whacked her off the stage. By total accident, Jiggly was eliminated!
Meanwhile, Fox was holding Pikachu and continually shooting his Blaster into Pika's face. Pika then used his STRONGEST Thunder Shock! Fox stumbled backwards, still holding the rodent, and they were both eliminated! It was now down to Mewtwo, Pichu, Luigi, Ganon and Oni Link! In fact, Mewtwo was sitting down to watch the sword battle between Oni Link and Ganon. Well, it WAS pretty entertaining stuff. On the highest Battlefield platform, Pichu was grabbing onto Luigi's overalls with his little nails and shocking for all he was worth. Luigi was completely fried, and he tumbled off the high platform and crashed to the lower one, landing right on Pichu. Pichu broke right through the Glass stage floor and into the Crystal Ball beneeth the stage! The crowd gasped as Pichu was shocked with all the energy stored inside the ball. The ball then shattered, throwing Pichu straight down to his elimination!
Luigi was completely knocked out, so from where Mewtwo was sitting, he waved his hand. Luigi flew off from Mewtwo's psychic power and was eliminated. Mewtwo watched as Oni Link and Ganon continued their sword battle. Finally, a Disk of Blue Fire caught Ganon in the face. He was stunned! Oni Link flipped right over him and cut his tail off! Ganon demorphed back into Ganondorf, who was too drained to counter as Oni Link rolled him into the hole created by the exploding Crystal Ball. It was now down to the Defending Champ VS the Pokemon's Champ!
Mewtwo got up, his eyes locked on Oni Link. Without hesitation, he sent a barage of Shadow Balls at Oni Link. With a simple swing of his sword, Oni Link sent them ALL back at Mewtwo! Mewtwo used Confusion on the Balls, and they flew back at Oni Link! A deadly game of Ping-Pong ensued, with the Balls getting more and more powerful each time they absorbed energy from Oni Link's sword or Mewtwo's psychic energy. The game went faster and faster, until finally, Mewtwo was hit by one! Oni Link was able to hit EVERY LAST ONE back at Mewtwo, who collapsed. Oni Link picked a HOME-RUN BAT up off the ground (it's all legal in a Royal Rumble!) and hit a perfect Home Run! Young Link had won it!
As Young Link demorphed, he re-accepted his Trophey, which he should have had in the first place.
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The Final Fight was about to ensue. Ganondorf was slurping some Blue Potion, recovering his health and his magic power for his all-important battle ahead. He also used some Gold Dust ro refine his Sword. Meanwhile, Fox was eating some fruit and charging his Staff with crystals, and Falco was eating some fruit as well, loading his new, modified Blaster, and using some Golden Rings to prepare his X-Wing. Hey, the battle ahead was To-Be-Announced, and if it was no disqualifications, Swords, Staffs and X-Wings would be totally legal. Might as well be prepared...
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"AND NOW, THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE NIGHT, FOR THE SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY! This battle will take place ooooon...VENOM! And the match will be, indeed... AN ARWING DOGFIGHT! Each contestant will begin with ONE Arwing as a weapon. They can attack however they like, but have to stay within the boundaries, and not stray too far from the Great Fox. They ARE allowed to get out of their ship to fight normally, but the point is, like the Bombs Away match, to have BOTH your opponents outside the boundary at THE SAME TIME!!! That about COVERS IT! Oh yes, one more thing about that...NO DQ'S!!!"
The crowd went wild! As the Great Fox rose from the Generator, Fox was already on it, watching the entrance platform for his opponents. His face was full of determination. He ment business.
He crouched and beconed. "Come Awn!"
Explosions! Creepy music! Out came Ganondorf, eying Fox with fury. He hopped into an Arwing and prepped for takeoff.
More explosions! Cool music! Out came Falco, eying Fox with much more fury from the Cockpit of his X-Wing! His Arwing was landed on the Ship, so he could use it at his disposal. Fox had, by now, climbed into his Arwing and taken off, waiting for his opponents.
"Three..."
BUZZEEP! (The communicators buzzed to life.) "This is FINALLY it for you, Fox!"
"Two..."
BUZZEEP! "We'll just see about that, Falco!"
"One..."
BUZEEP! "Oh, shoot! By Buzzeep only had one Z! Am I..."
"GO!!!!"
"broadcasting on the right signal? I really have no darned idea of how to fly this thing, so if...OUF!"
Ganondorf's mouth had costed him again as he was hit by bolts from BOTH opponents. His ship caught fire, and spiralled towards the Generated Red-Earth of Venom! Ganondorf ejected beautifully, and landed on the Great Fox. He layed down on the metallic surface to rest. Fox and Falco, meanwhile, were fighting for all their worth! Fox shot a few bombs at Falco, who swerved and dodged. Fox started charging a shot, and when Falco finished his reversal Fox hit him head-on with it! The Arwing shuddered, but held togeather. Falco suddenly saw Ganondorf sprawled out on the Great Fox. He unleashed a bomb right at him. Ganondorf soared way, way up, and grabbed onto Falco's X-Wing!
BUZZEEP! "GAAAH! He's gonna pull me down! HEEEELP!"
BUZZEEP! "Oh, I'll help you out, Falco... out of your ship, that is!"
TSEWW! TSEWW!
BOUUM!
The X-Wing X-Ploded! Falco AND Ganondorf soared downwards, towards the metallic surface of the Great Fox. Falco started soaring on his wings to help break the fall. Ganondorf started hovering too, and they both landed safely. Ganondorf and Falco both made a rush for the last Arwing, but Fox looped downwards and shot at Falco, who was blasted backwards! Ganondorf hopped in and took off.
"(Now, let's see me get this right...)" BUSSEP! "Ah, shoot! S's instead of Z's! Another bad frequency... wait! WHY am I trying to hard to communicate? I should just FIGHT! Now, this one is shoot, correct?"
TSEWW!
"Okay, so that's shoot. ...And this one shoots off a bomb?"
BOUUM.
"Okay. Ready for ya. Hey, where's Fox?"
BUZZEEP! "Behind you! Do a barrel roll!"
TSEWW! TSEWW!
The bolts just reflected off as Ganondorf rolled, following Falco's advice. Falco was helping Ganondorf? Well, obviously, to get rid of Fox. He was using his pocket-communicator.
BUZZAAP! "Ah, wrong frequency again..."
BUZZEEP! "No, I can still hear you! This one must accept BUZZAAP's as well... AHEM! Now, try a Sumersault!"
WHEEEW!
The Arwing went in a loop, and Fox zoomed past beneeth him. Ganondorf opened fire!
TSEWW! TSEWW!
Fox barrel rolled, then did a reversal! He bombed Ganondorf, whos ship exploded on impact! Ganondorf floated back down to the Great Fox.
"Well, I DID try..."
POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!
Falco's blaster tore into Ganondorf's skin! He "ouched" in pain and hopped backwards. Suddenly, Fox attacked again!
TSEWW! TSEWW!
Falco was now the one "ouching"! He pulled out his blaster again and shot at Fox. Missed! Fox turned around and bombed Ganondorf! Ganondorf's % was now up to 242%, while Falco's was at 195% and Fox was STILL at 0%!
Fox turned again and used his Turbo, right at Falco! He whacked Falco right off the ship! Falco was able to recover, but only just. One more milimeter and he would have been eliminated! Fox came back around again, but Falco this time used his FIRE BIRD! Fox ejected and sent the entire machine spiralling at Falco, who hit it head-on! Falco spiralled back down to earth, knocked out, his damage at a solid 325%!
Fox landed gracefully, as the Fox he was. He then drew his Staff as Ganondorf drew his Dark Blade. Fox started out with a few Fire Blasts from his Staff. Ganondorf's cape caught fire! He tore it off and flung it at Falco, who was charging at him. Falco got buuuuurned! I mean, he started rolling around on the ship to put out the flames. Fox then used his SUPER Quake! Ganondorf fell on his back, in pain. Fox dashed forward and used his Ice Blast! Ganondorf froze into an ice block. Falco tried a Fire Bird, but Fox used the Staff's Rocket Boost and just flipped over Falco. Falco turned to see Ganondorf! Wait, Ganondorf was over there! Which one was Fox? Fox was using his Staff's Cloak! He was nowhere to be seen...
"BUHYAA!"
One Ganondorf took advantage of Falco's confusion to hit a Fire Fox! Falco fell to the ground. Fox uncloaked, and then rolled Ganondorf's frozen body off the edge to eliminate him! Fox then grabbed Falco by the coat, stood him up, and hit his "Final Cutter" combo! Falco reeled backwards, and Fox nailed his Staff-Charged FIRE FOX! Falco flew off and was eliminated!! Fox had won!!!
Fox was in transports of utter delight as he snatched his Trophey and celebrated with Samus, who had rushed out to congratulate him. It was incredible! Fox had nailed the second FLAWLESS VICTORY of the night! His Staff had served him perfectly as he fought both Ganondorf AND Falco off at the same time!!! Falco was lying on the ground next to the arena, small tear dripping down his feathers. He had failed.
Fox walked out of the Arena, arm in arm with Samus, both of them holding two of the most valuable and hard-to-get Trophies they could possibly earn. Fox and Samus were truly the Champions that night.
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MEDICAL REPORT: Here's a list of injuries that were accquired during this event. Pretty long, eh?
- GANONDORF has a SEVERE RIB INJURY which he now CAN'T IGNORE
- DOCTOR MARIO has a BROKEN ARM and he's gone and FRACTURED BOTH SHOULDERS
- CAPTAIN FALCON'S KNEE INJURY will put him out of action for A MONTH OR SO
- PEACH, ZELDA, SAMUS, MARIO, LINK, and FOX's injuries weren't too severe, and they've RECOVERED from them DURING THE BREAK
- BOWSER has LOST HIS SHELL (TWICE)
- MEWTWO appears to have a BAD BACK INJURY from that huge slap by Right Master Hand
- PICHU has been ENERGETICALLY CHARGED (I WONDER if that's even a WORD)
- FALCO was BEATEN ON with a STAFF and now has a TWISTED ANKLE (OH MY)
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MATCH WINNERS...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
ZELDA beat PEACH and SAMUS to become THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION
BOWSER beat RIGHT MASTER HAND, LEFT MASTER HAND, MEWTWO and GANONDORF to become THE EVIL CHAMPION
YOUNG LINK beat the rest of the STAR FOX TEAM to become THE ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPION
FOX beat FALCO and GANONDORF to become THE SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
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Ah, it's been an excellent time writing this. I think I'll be taking a break from FanFic-ing to turn my attention to more important things...what? No, I DO have a life outside this, you know. When I get back, I hope to see some EMAILS (at FoxillusionsFanfics@hotmail.com) or REVIEWS!!! Thanks all, I'll see you PROBABLY after Christmas with a whole new series, STAR FOX ADVENTURES! 'Till then, keep on truckin'.
- Foxillusion
"IT'S TIME FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE, FETURING THE STAR FOX TEAM!!!!!!! (NO RULES, ON THE BATTLEFIELD!)"
Out came Luigi, Young Link, Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff seperately, waving to the crowd.
"WHAT'S THIS? IT APPEARS THAT THE MAJORITY OF OUR COMPEDITORS ARE INJURED. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO. WE'LL ESTABLISH A CHAMPION NOW, AND THEN HAVE A BIGGER MATCH FOR THE WINNER TO DEFEND HIS TROPHEY ONCE EVERYONE'S RECOVERED!" Wild applause.
"Ready.......GO!!!"
Pichu climbed on Pikachu's back. They both let out a massive shock that sent Luigi spinning. Luigi wasn't feeling all too well from his earlier match, and he spun right off the stage. Pichu had been hurt from his earlier match, so he rolled right off his brother's back and rolled right off the stage.
"BOOOOOOOOOOO!" This wasn't supposed to go this way! They were being eliminated way too fast! But as Jigglypuff tried a Rollout, lost control, then careened right off the stage, Boos filled the Skydome yet again.
Young Link was left, and still full of energy. He dashed at Pikachu, who scampered backwards and off the stage to an elimination. Young Link had won, much to the audience's distaste!
"Ummmmmm..." The announcer was stupified at this crappy performance. "Young Link wins. That was crap!"
Young Link accepted his ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY then quickly left the city before he was mugged by angry protesters.
The Head Councellor took up the mik. "Listen! We're going to let Fox and Ganondorf take a little break. After we come back, we'll have your Final Match for you..."
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A FEW DAYS LATER...
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NOW THAT OUR COMPEDITORS HAVE TAKEN A SMALL BREAK, WE CAN GET ON WITH THE MATCHES! THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE! YOUNG LINK WILL DEFEND HIS CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR REGULARILY SCHEDULED ROYAL RUMBLE!!! THE MATCH WILL STILL BE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, AND STILL BE NO DQ'S!"
The crowd went crazy. THIS is what they paid to see.
"And, here comes TEAM STAR FOX!!!" The Star Fox theme music struck up as Fox, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Ganondorf, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Samus came out, waving to the crowd. Falco was watching from the crowd with total anger. This was the team that reduced him to his current state. They had thrust him out into that horrifying battle for survival...but, it was all for the best, he thought. Even if Falco lost, Star Fox would be thrust into an Adventure that he wouldn't be able to...oops, he thought. Better stop thinking before that nosy narrator can give away my plans. Star Fox would pay...later.
"Ready......."
All the contestants started before he said "GO!!!" anyways. Fox immediately went for the Champion. Young Link hurled his boomerang, but Fox caught it. He tackled Young Link and started choking him with his boomerang. Meanwhile, Samus was beating on Peach. She struck her with her canon, again and again, until Peach was knocked out. At this point, Samus started to roll Peach off, but was cut short by Bowser, whos shell was held together with SUPERGLUE. (It was the best the medics could do on such short notice.) Bowser picked Peach AND Samus up, tossed them on his shell, and started spinning. They were cut again and again by the rotating floor of spikes. Bowser then tossed them off at an alarming rate, eliminating them both. Bowser started roaring in satisfaction, but was cut short by Fox! Fox was enraged that he had eliminated Samus, and used the FIRE FOX! This made Bowser's shell explode into flaming pieces again! Fox rolled the helpless turtle-without-his-shell off the ring to eliminate him!
Luigi was currently fighting Ganondorf. Ganondorf tried his Wizard's Foot, but Luigi countered with his Green Missile. They met in the middle in a huge explosion that rocked the field. Suddenly, a whole row of battlers charged towards them...
"Oh-a my god-a! Not... A-POKEMONS!"
Jigglypuff and Pichu started mashing Luigi. Pikachu and Mewtwo started bashing Ganondorf. In ran Dr. Mario with a pill and shoved it into Pika's mouth, freezing him. Dr. Mario rolled him off the stage, no trouble! Suddenly, Dr. Mario was hit from behind with a Fox Illusion! Fox used it again and again, not letting Dr. Mario hit the ground. Fox then finished the Doc with a fully-charged SUPER SCOPE, sending him to his elimination.
Ganondorf was roaring in pain from Pichu and Jiggly's attacks. He finally transformed to GANON and threw them off! Seeing this, Young Link saw this, and slapped the FIERCE DIETY'S MASK on to morph to ONI LINK! The two engaged in a sword battle, indifferent to any attacks sent by Pika, Pichu, and Jiggly, because of their massive level of power.
Ganon tried a double-swipe. Oni Link rolled between his legs and swung at the tail. Ganon quickly spun around to avoid being De-Morphed. Ganon shot a Beam of Dark Enengy at Oni Link, who was shot backwards, hit Jigglypuff, and whacked her off the stage. By total accident, Jiggly was eliminated!
Meanwhile, Fox was holding Pikachu and continually shooting his Blaster into Pika's face. Pika then used his STRONGEST Thunder Shock! Fox stumbled backwards, still holding the rodent, and they were both eliminated! It was now down to Mewtwo, Pichu, Luigi, Ganon and Oni Link! In fact, Mewtwo was sitting down to watch the sword battle between Oni Link and Ganon. Well, it WAS pretty entertaining stuff. On the highest Battlefield platform, Pichu was grabbing onto Luigi's overalls with his little nails and shocking for all he was worth. Luigi was completely fried, and he tumbled off the high platform and crashed to the lower one, landing right on Pichu. Pichu broke right through the Glass stage floor and into the Crystal Ball beneeth the stage! The crowd gasped as Pichu was shocked with all the energy stored inside the ball. The ball then shattered, throwing Pichu straight down to his elimination!
Luigi was completely knocked out, so from where Mewtwo was sitting, he waved his hand. Luigi flew off from Mewtwo's psychic power and was eliminated. Mewtwo watched as Oni Link and Ganon continued their sword battle. Finally, a Disk of Blue Fire caught Ganon in the face. He was stunned! Oni Link flipped right over him and cut his tail off! Ganon demorphed back into Ganondorf, who was too drained to counter as Oni Link rolled him into the hole created by the exploding Crystal Ball. It was now down to the Defending Champ VS the Pokemon's Champ!
Mewtwo got up, his eyes locked on Oni Link. Without hesitation, he sent a barage of Shadow Balls at Oni Link. With a simple swing of his sword, Oni Link sent them ALL back at Mewtwo! Mewtwo used Confusion on the Balls, and they flew back at Oni Link! A deadly game of Ping-Pong ensued, with the Balls getting more and more powerful each time they absorbed energy from Oni Link's sword or Mewtwo's psychic energy. The game went faster and faster, until finally, Mewtwo was hit by one! Oni Link was able to hit EVERY LAST ONE back at Mewtwo, who collapsed. Oni Link picked a HOME-RUN BAT up off the ground (it's all legal in a Royal Rumble!) and hit a perfect Home Run! Young Link had won it!
As Young Link demorphed, he re-accepted his Trophey, which he should have had in the first place.
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The Final Fight was about to ensue. Ganondorf was slurping some Blue Potion, recovering his health and his magic power for his all-important battle ahead. He also used some Gold Dust ro refine his Sword. Meanwhile, Fox was eating some fruit and charging his Staff with crystals, and Falco was eating some fruit as well, loading his new, modified Blaster, and using some Golden Rings to prepare his X-Wing. Hey, the battle ahead was To-Be-Announced, and if it was no disqualifications, Swords, Staffs and X-Wings would be totally legal. Might as well be prepared...
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"AND NOW, THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE NIGHT, FOR THE SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHEY! This battle will take place ooooon...VENOM! And the match will be, indeed... AN ARWING DOGFIGHT! Each contestant will begin with ONE Arwing as a weapon. They can attack however they like, but have to stay within the boundaries, and not stray too far from the Great Fox. They ARE allowed to get out of their ship to fight normally, but the point is, like the Bombs Away match, to have BOTH your opponents outside the boundary at THE SAME TIME!!! That about COVERS IT! Oh yes, one more thing about that...NO DQ'S!!!"
The crowd went wild! As the Great Fox rose from the Generator, Fox was already on it, watching the entrance platform for his opponents. His face was full of determination. He ment business.
He crouched and beconed. "Come Awn!"
Explosions! Creepy music! Out came Ganondorf, eying Fox with fury. He hopped into an Arwing and prepped for takeoff.
More explosions! Cool music! Out came Falco, eying Fox with much more fury from the Cockpit of his X-Wing! His Arwing was landed on the Ship, so he could use it at his disposal. Fox had, by now, climbed into his Arwing and taken off, waiting for his opponents.
"Three..."
BUZZEEP! (The communicators buzzed to life.) "This is FINALLY it for you, Fox!"
"Two..."
BUZZEEP! "We'll just see about that, Falco!"
"One..."
BUZEEP! "Oh, shoot! By Buzzeep only had one Z! Am I..."
"GO!!!!"
"broadcasting on the right signal? I really have no darned idea of how to fly this thing, so if...OUF!"
Ganondorf's mouth had costed him again as he was hit by bolts from BOTH opponents. His ship caught fire, and spiralled towards the Generated Red-Earth of Venom! Ganondorf ejected beautifully, and landed on the Great Fox. He layed down on the metallic surface to rest. Fox and Falco, meanwhile, were fighting for all their worth! Fox shot a few bombs at Falco, who swerved and dodged. Fox started charging a shot, and when Falco finished his reversal Fox hit him head-on with it! The Arwing shuddered, but held togeather. Falco suddenly saw Ganondorf sprawled out on the Great Fox. He unleashed a bomb right at him. Ganondorf soared way, way up, and grabbed onto Falco's X-Wing!
BUZZEEP! "GAAAH! He's gonna pull me down! HEEEELP!"
BUZZEEP! "Oh, I'll help you out, Falco... out of your ship, that is!"
TSEWW! TSEWW!
BOUUM!
The X-Wing X-Ploded! Falco AND Ganondorf soared downwards, towards the metallic surface of the Great Fox. Falco started soaring on his wings to help break the fall. Ganondorf started hovering too, and they both landed safely. Ganondorf and Falco both made a rush for the last Arwing, but Fox looped downwards and shot at Falco, who was blasted backwards! Ganondorf hopped in and took off.
"(Now, let's see me get this right...)" BUSSEP! "Ah, shoot! S's instead of Z's! Another bad frequency... wait! WHY am I trying to hard to communicate? I should just FIGHT! Now, this one is shoot, correct?"
TSEWW!
"Okay, so that's shoot. ...And this one shoots off a bomb?"
BOUUM.
"Okay. Ready for ya. Hey, where's Fox?"
BUZZEEP! "Behind you! Do a barrel roll!"
TSEWW! TSEWW!
The bolts just reflected off as Ganondorf rolled, following Falco's advice. Falco was helping Ganondorf? Well, obviously, to get rid of Fox. He was using his pocket-communicator.
BUZZAAP! "Ah, wrong frequency again..."
BUZZEEP! "No, I can still hear you! This one must accept BUZZAAP's as well... AHEM! Now, try a Sumersault!"
WHEEEW!
The Arwing went in a loop, and Fox zoomed past beneeth him. Ganondorf opened fire!
TSEWW! TSEWW!
Fox barrel rolled, then did a reversal! He bombed Ganondorf, whos ship exploded on impact! Ganondorf floated back down to the Great Fox.
"Well, I DID try..."
POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!
Falco's blaster tore into Ganondorf's skin! He "ouched" in pain and hopped backwards. Suddenly, Fox attacked again!
TSEWW! TSEWW!
Falco was now the one "ouching"! He pulled out his blaster again and shot at Fox. Missed! Fox turned around and bombed Ganondorf! Ganondorf's % was now up to 242%, while Falco's was at 195% and Fox was STILL at 0%!
Fox turned again and used his Turbo, right at Falco! He whacked Falco right off the ship! Falco was able to recover, but only just. One more milimeter and he would have been eliminated! Fox came back around again, but Falco this time used his FIRE BIRD! Fox ejected and sent the entire machine spiralling at Falco, who hit it head-on! Falco spiralled back down to earth, knocked out, his damage at a solid 325%!
Fox landed gracefully, as the Fox he was. He then drew his Staff as Ganondorf drew his Dark Blade. Fox started out with a few Fire Blasts from his Staff. Ganondorf's cape caught fire! He tore it off and flung it at Falco, who was charging at him. Falco got buuuuurned! I mean, he started rolling around on the ship to put out the flames. Fox then used his SUPER Quake! Ganondorf fell on his back, in pain. Fox dashed forward and used his Ice Blast! Ganondorf froze into an ice block. Falco tried a Fire Bird, but Fox used the Staff's Rocket Boost and just flipped over Falco. Falco turned to see Ganondorf! Wait, Ganondorf was over there! Which one was Fox? Fox was using his Staff's Cloak! He was nowhere to be seen...
"BUHYAA!"
One Ganondorf took advantage of Falco's confusion to hit a Fire Fox! Falco fell to the ground. Fox uncloaked, and then rolled Ganondorf's frozen body off the edge to eliminate him! Fox then grabbed Falco by the coat, stood him up, and hit his "Final Cutter" combo! Falco reeled backwards, and Fox nailed his Staff-Charged FIRE FOX! Falco flew off and was eliminated!! Fox had won!!!
Fox was in transports of utter delight as he snatched his Trophey and celebrated with Samus, who had rushed out to congratulate him. It was incredible! Fox had nailed the second FLAWLESS VICTORY of the night! His Staff had served him perfectly as he fought both Ganondorf AND Falco off at the same time!!! Falco was lying on the ground next to the arena, small tear dripping down his feathers. He had failed.
Fox walked out of the Arena, arm in arm with Samus, both of them holding two of the most valuable and hard-to-get Trophies they could possibly earn. Fox and Samus were truly the Champions that night.
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MEDICAL REPORT: Here's a list of injuries that were accquired during this event. Pretty long, eh?
- GANONDORF has a SEVERE RIB INJURY which he now CAN'T IGNORE
- DOCTOR MARIO has a BROKEN ARM and he's gone and FRACTURED BOTH SHOULDERS
- CAPTAIN FALCON'S KNEE INJURY will put him out of action for A MONTH OR SO
- PEACH, ZELDA, SAMUS, MARIO, LINK, and FOX's injuries weren't too severe, and they've RECOVERED from them DURING THE BREAK
- BOWSER has LOST HIS SHELL (TWICE)
- MEWTWO appears to have a BAD BACK INJURY from that huge slap by Right Master Hand
- PICHU has been ENERGETICALLY CHARGED (I WONDER if that's even a WORD)
- FALCO was BEATEN ON with a STAFF and now has a TWISTED ANKLE (OH MY)
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MATCH WINNERS...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become THE SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become THE LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
MEWTWO beat PIKACHU, PICHU, and JIGGLYPUFF to become THE POKEMON CHAMPION
SAMUS beat DR. MARIO, FOX, NESS, and PIKACHU to become THE HARDCORE CHAMPION
MARIO and LUIGI beat YOSHI, FALCO, DONKEY KONG, MR. GAME & WATCH, and THE ICE CLIMBERS to become THE SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
KIRBY beat CAPTAIN FALCON to become THE STARS CHAMPION
ZELDA beat PEACH and SAMUS to become THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION
BOWSER beat RIGHT MASTER HAND, LEFT MASTER HAND, MEWTWO and GANONDORF to become THE EVIL CHAMPION
YOUNG LINK beat the rest of the STAR FOX TEAM to become THE ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPION
FOX beat FALCO and GANONDORF to become THE SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf VS Falco
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
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Ah, it's been an excellent time writing this. I think I'll be taking a break from FanFic-ing to turn my attention to more important things...what? No, I DO have a life outside this, you know. When I get back, I hope to see some EMAILS (at FoxillusionsFanfics@hotmail.com) or REVIEWS!!! Thanks all, I'll see you PROBABLY after Christmas with a whole new series, STAR FOX ADVENTURES! 'Till then, keep on truckin'.
- Foxillusion