Pre-A/N: Gary Davis, if you read this, flame me, please!
A/N: Hey I'm updating already! Thanks for the support guys, nice to know you like the idea! Some of you have already been giving your nominations, but this is actually the ep where you do it. Near the end, the housemates will be giving their nominations and they will be totalled up to give the two housemates with the most nominations. They will then be put to you, the loyal audience, to decide who stays and who gets booted out faster than Paige polishes off a 'sucker'! Yes, I am completely disregarding ffn's new rules (I hope they don't read this) and will be using the review system as a message board. But PAH to ffn! Pah I say!
Enjoy kids, you might find the nominees a shock, you might not, we'll see at the end!
Post-A/N: Oh yeah, I think these are gonna be pretty long, the nominations take up a lot of space. Hope you don't mind!
Charmeded Big Brother!
KT IS OUR NEWLY EMPLOYED VOICE OVER WOMAN. AND NO, SHE DOES NOT HAVE THAT BLOODY ACCENT, THOUGH SHE'LL DO HER BEST IMPRESSION.
KT: Welcome to Big Brother. Over the past week, the housemates have been getting to know each other, some friendships have sparked up and some... haven't. Day three. Abbey comes to the diary room.
CUT TO: DIARY ROOM. ABBEY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
ABBEY: Hey Big Brother.
BB: Hello Abbey.
ABBEY: Just thought I'd come in for a chat.
BB: How are you feeling?
ABBEY: Well, I'll admit it's strange being in here. I guess it's always nice to come in and not be so obsessed with anyone here that I want to kill them, dress up like them and be them.
BB: *oblivious* The nominations are in four days. Are you nervous?
ABBEY: Um, a little, because I don't know if I know anyone well enough to give a decent bitchy reason why they should leave. But I'll do my best.
BB: Anything else to add Abbey?
ABBEY: Yeah, when do we get more alcohol?
BB: Any alcohol will be bought with the groups shopping budget.
ABBEY: Right...
BB: Thank you Abbey.
ABBEY: Thanks Big Brother.
ABBEY EXITS.
CUT TO: BOYS BEDROOM. LEO IS IN BED, PIPER SITS ON AN ADJACENT BED. THE SOURCE, ANDY AND DARRYL ARE PLAYING DARTS.
KT: 12:46pm. Leo is still in bed and talks to Piper.
LEO: So you're not hung over in the slightest?
PIPER: No, I guess I'm just used to drinking a lot.
LEO: Alcomaholic.
PIPER: Ha - I wish!
CUT TO: BATHROOM. PHOEBE IS STANDING AT THE MIRROR SHAVING.
KT: Phoebe makes a point of shaving every day.
WE WATCH HER SHAVE FOR A WHILE. SHE IS SINGING.
PHOEBE: This one for you Meags! Somewhere in Jamaica, maybe in Brazil, on top of a little mountain, beside a grassy hill.
PAUSE.
PHOEBE: Who's Meags?
CUT TO: EXT. GARDEN. THE ENTIRE GROUP ARE ENGAGED IN VARIOUS OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. PIPER, COLE, ANDY AND PAIGE ARE LYING ON SUN LOUNGERS. PHOEBE IS PLAYING WITH THE CHICKENS. THE SOURCE, ABBEY, LEO, DARRYL AND BUCKO ARE IN THE JACUZZI.
KT: Day six. The group relax in the garden the day before their nominations.
COLE: It's a great day today.
PAIGE: I better go back inside... I try to keep out of the sun.
PIPER: Why? You're so pale you look like a vampire!
PAIGE DOES A FREAKY VAMPIRE HISS THINGY. ALL LAUGH.
PAIGE: I dunno... my skin is just really white for some reason.
ANDY: I think it's sexy Paige.
PAIGE: Sure.
CUT TO: JACUZZI.
ABBEY: This is sweet.
BUCKO: Says the girl in the tub with four men... *to The Source* You are a man right?
SOURCE: *sighs* Yes. Now stop talking to me or I'll smite you down.
ABBEY: Come on you guys... calm down... and get naked!
ALL: Woohp!
EVERYBODY SUDDENLY GETS NAKED! OH, APART FROM THE SOURCE, COS THE ROBES ARE ALL HE HAS. SORRY KIDS, THAT'S TOO MUCH PRON FOR THIS UPDATE... DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED STEPH! THE GROUP ON THE SUN LOUNGERS (PIPER, COLE, ANDY AND PAIGE) START LAUGHING AT THE NEKKID JACUZZI BUNCH.
LEO: Come on you lot!
COLE GETS UNDRESSED A LITTLE OVER HASTILY, KEEPING HIS BOXERS ON. WE SEE PHOEBE'S HEAD POKE OUT OF THE CHICKEN COOP. SHE HAS REALISED WHAT EVERYONE IS UP TO.
PHOEBE: Hooray for nakedness!
IN ONE SWIFT THREE SECONDS, PHOEBE HAS MANAGED TO RID HERSELF OF EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING. COLE GOES OVER TO CHECK HER OUT. THEY ARE STANDING IN THE CHICKEN COOP TOGETHER, AND PHOEBE TAKES OFF COLE'S BOXERS (THE ANGLE AND STRATEGIC PLACEMENT OF THE WALL OF THE COOP PREVENTS US FROM SEEING ANY OF COLE'S 'MANPARTS' AND PHOEBE'S 'MANPARTS'... I MEAN WOMANPARTS.
PHOEBE: Woah that is a big cock...
COLE: Well, thank you!
PHOEBE: Watch out!
SUDDENLY COLE LEAPS INTO THE AIR WITH A SCREAM OF AGONY.
COLE: Aii don't peck that! Man! Phoebe why didn't you warn me?
PHOEBE: I did! I said it was a big cock right before it tried to bite your thing!
COLE: Oh, you were talking about the chicken when you said 'big cock'?
PHOEBE: Well yeah, what else would I be talking about?
PAIGE: That's what you get for standing over there with the chickens... they probably though it was a worm.
EVERYONE IS SICKENED YET HIGHLY AMUSED. PAUSE.
COLE: It was SP! SP bit me!
LEO: Oh that Scarecrow Proo. She's a star.
PHOEBE: Actually it's a rooster. Male. And ferocious!
PAUSE.
LEO: Apt.
CUT TO: THE MAIN LIVING AREA - DAY. IN THE KITCHEN, PIPER IS COOKING AND THE SOURCE IS DUSTING OFF HIS ROBES. PHOEBE, DARRYL, COLE, PAIGE AND ABBEY ARE SITTING AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE. BUCKLANDS GUY, ANDY AND LEO ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN (ACTUALLY THEY'RE IN THE GARDEN SUNBATHING)
KT(VO): Day six. Nomination day. The housemates have had almost a week to get to know each other, and in a few hours they will be asked to vote out other housemates in the diary room.
FOCUS ON: PIPER AND THE SOURCE.
PIPER: Not long now.
SOURCE: Are you nervous?
PIPER: What, about my Italian baked fish?
SOURCE: No, the nominations.
PIPER: Oh. This stinks. I don't know who I'm gonna vote for.
SHE LOOKS UP AT THE HOUSEMATES ON THE SOFAS.
PIPER: This is so hard! *cough*Phoebe*cough*
SOURCE: Sorry what was that?
PIPER: Hmm? Oh, nothing.
CUT TO: OUTSIDE. BUCKO, ANDY AND LEO ARE KICKING BACK.
ANDY: What do you guys think of the girls?
LEO: Piper's hot.
BUCKO: Damn right she is! In fact all the girls are fine. I'd have them all!
ANDY AND LEO GLARE AT HIM, THEN SHARE A KNOWING NOD.
BB(VO): Will Abbey please come to the diary room.
LEO: Oh AP this is it!
THEY ALL GET UP AND RUN INSIDE.
CUT TO: INT. MAIN LIVING AREA. ABBEY SLOWLY GETS UP.
ABBEY: Wish me luck!
ALL: Go Abbey woooooo!
CUT TO: INT. DIARY ROOM. ABBEY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN, TWIRLING HER HAIR NERVOUSLY.
BB: Hello Abbey.
ABBEY: Hi Big Brother.
BB: Will you please give your nominations and a reason for why you picked that nominee.
ABBEYS SITS BACK AND PURSES HER LIPS.
ABBEY: Ookay... well. Oh, this is hard. I, I really don't want to do this.
PAUSE.
ABBEY: Right. First I'm picking... um, Andy, because we just don't seem to be hitting it off that well. I don't know why, he seems to be someone that I just wouldn't get along with, the type of guy that has something I want, you know? *sighs* Secondly I'd like to nominate Leo, because this is gonna sound really horrible, but his face totally resembles an apple, and that sickens me.
BB: Thank you Abbey.
ABBEY NODS NERVOUSLY AND EXITS.
TIME LAPSE: ANDY IS NOMINATING.
ANDY: Well, it's easy to nominate Abbey, because really I can see she's totally jealous of me, and I don't know why, but there's something about her like she'd want what I have... I don't know. Anyway. Also, I'm nominating Bucklands Guy cos, man, he is SO annoying!
TIME LAPSE: BUCKLANDS GUY IS NOMINATING.
BUCKO: Uh, Darryl and Cole, because they're male, and they might ruin my chances of scoring in this damned thing.
TIME LAPSE: COLE IS NOMINATING.
COLE: I feel like me and The Source sorta work in the same field, but we seem to have, uh, creative differences... we don't really agree on what's right. So I'd like to nominate him... and also I wanna pick Piper because she seems very disdainful of myself and Phoebe's flirtations... I don't know if it's jealousy or what, but it's starting to grate.
BB: Thank you Cole.
TIME LAPSE: DARRYL IS NOMINATING.
DARRYL: Uh, let me think. Phoebe really annoys me, she's just too... too perky, and seems to have this thing for the colour pink which I just don't get along with. So Phoebe, and also Cole, because he seems like a really whiny sorta guy, and also he likes Phoebe. The two of them, I don't really like saying this, but they pretty much sicken me.
TIME LAPSE: LEO IS NOMINATING.
LEO: Bucklands Guy. Without a doubt. I'm sorry, but he just pisses me off to high heaven, and I don't even know what high heaven is! So him, definitely. Ahh just thinking about him makes me wanna smash things! And also The Source, because it's like we on totally different planets. He has values that I just don't get, and vice versa. We really don't get along.
TIME LAPSE: PAIGE IS NOMINATING.
PAIGE: Um... ooh. Right. Well... um...
LONG PAUSE.
PAIGE: Okay for a start... no. Uh...
SHE MASSAGES HER FACE WITH HER HANDS.
PAIGE: Abbey. Because she seems to be a psycho. And Bucklands Guy, cos he is a total perv!
TIME LAPSE: THE DIARY ROOM IS EMPTY. SUDDENLY PIPER WALKS IN, AND DOESN'T SIT DOWN.
PIPER: Phoebe and Bucklands Guy, hate 'em both.
PIPER EXITS.
TIME LAPSE: LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE SOURCE IS NOMINATING.
SOURCE: Firstly I'd like to pick Leo, because he is too self righteous and goody goody. Secondly I'll nominate Cole, because he seems to me like the type who'd follow you halfway into something big, then chicken out at the last minute for some little thing... a girl or something.
BB: Thank you, The Source.
SOURCE: And Leo has that apple shaped face!
CUT TO: MAIN LIVING AREA. THE SOURCE EXITS THE DIARY ROOM AND JOINS EVERYBODY, WHO CHEERS HIS ARRIVAL. THE HOUSEMATES ARE PRETTY QUIET, IN THEIR OWN THOUGHTS.
BB(VO): Thank you housemates, the nominations are complete.
PHOEBE: Hey! You forgot me! Hey! Big Brother!
BB(VO): *sigh* There has been a minor detail with the nominations. Will Phoebe please come to the diary room.
PHOEBE SQUEALS DELIGHTEDLY AND SKIPS OUT.
CUT TO: DIARY ROOM. PHOEBE HOPS IN.
PHOEBE: Hi Big Brother!
BB: Hello Phoebe. Can you please give your nominations and reasons.
PHOEBE: I sure can! First I nominate Piper, because she always hits me and gives me these really dirty looks and worst of all, I don't think she likes pink! Secondly I'd like to pick Piper, because-
BB: You cannot nominate the same person twice.
PHOEBE: I'm not. I was giving you my first nomination!
CONFUSED PAUSE.
PHOEBE: Anyways, my second nomination is Paige, cos I have a sneaking suspicion she is trying to get her claws into my man. Who is Cole! Who I love, I would do anything for him, heck, I'd even turn evil... at every opportunity!
CUT TO: MAIN LIVING AREA. EVERYONE IS SITTING AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE, MINUS PHOEBE WHO IS STILL IN THE DIARY ROOM.
DARRYL: Where's Phoebe?
PAIGE: I know, it's been ages...
COLE: Oh woe!
PAIGE GLARES AT COLE. MUTTERING SOMETHING UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT HAVING MADE A MISTAKE WITH HER NOMINATIONS.
PIPER: She probably struck up a conversation with Big Brother.
ANDY: About what?
DARRYL: What else? Herself!
ANDY: Oh, duh.
PHOEBE ENTERS, SKIPPING HAPPILY ALONG AND PLOPS INTO COLE'S LAP.
PHOEBE: I voted for Paige and Piper!
LONG, ANNOYED SILENCE. PIPER AND PAIGE LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THEN AT PHOEBE WITH A NEW FOUND HATRED. LEO IS NERVOUS.
LEO: Uh, Phoebe? I don't think you were supposed to say that...
THEY TALK, BUT THE SOUND IS DOWN SO WE CAN HEAR KT'S ANNOUNCEMENT (THE HOUSEMATES DON'T HEAR).
KT: The votes are in. The information of who is up for eviction is about to be given to the housemates. It's very exciting.
THE SOUND COMES BACK IN.
PIPER: Yeah, I thought nominating was really, really hard. I couldn't think of what to say.
ANDY: Really? Seems to me like you were in and out of there really fast.
PIPER LOOKS AWAY.
BB(VO): And the nominations are in. The two housemates up for eviction this week are...
LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG PAUSE.
BB(VO): Bucklands Guys and...
BUCKO REACTS, LOOKING REALLY UNHAPPY.
BB(VO): Cole.
PHOEBE: For the love of god no!
COLE: What? But... but...
NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE LOOK SAD, BUT THEY ALL HUG COLE AND BUCKO PRETENDING THEY'RE SORRY.
AS WE ROLL CREDITS:
KT: Andy, Darryl and Paige had one nomination each; Abbey, Leo, Piper, Phoebe and The Source each had two nominations, and the two housemates with the most nominations were Cole with three, and Bucklands Guy with four, who will be up for eviction on eviction night. Who stays and who goes, you decide.
THIS IS WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN! WHO'S IT GONNA BE? COLE OR BUCKLANDS GUY? POST THE NAME OF WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THAT IS NOT WHO YOU WANT TO STAY, BUT WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, IN A REVIEW!
Oh fanfiction will not be happy with me hehe. I am defying their pithy rules-o-rama!
La la la...
A/N: Hey I'm updating already! Thanks for the support guys, nice to know you like the idea! Some of you have already been giving your nominations, but this is actually the ep where you do it. Near the end, the housemates will be giving their nominations and they will be totalled up to give the two housemates with the most nominations. They will then be put to you, the loyal audience, to decide who stays and who gets booted out faster than Paige polishes off a 'sucker'! Yes, I am completely disregarding ffn's new rules (I hope they don't read this) and will be using the review system as a message board. But PAH to ffn! Pah I say!
Enjoy kids, you might find the nominees a shock, you might not, we'll see at the end!
Post-A/N: Oh yeah, I think these are gonna be pretty long, the nominations take up a lot of space. Hope you don't mind!
Charmeded Big Brother!
KT IS OUR NEWLY EMPLOYED VOICE OVER WOMAN. AND NO, SHE DOES NOT HAVE THAT BLOODY ACCENT, THOUGH SHE'LL DO HER BEST IMPRESSION.
KT: Welcome to Big Brother. Over the past week, the housemates have been getting to know each other, some friendships have sparked up and some... haven't. Day three. Abbey comes to the diary room.
CUT TO: DIARY ROOM. ABBEY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
ABBEY: Hey Big Brother.
BB: Hello Abbey.
ABBEY: Just thought I'd come in for a chat.
BB: How are you feeling?
ABBEY: Well, I'll admit it's strange being in here. I guess it's always nice to come in and not be so obsessed with anyone here that I want to kill them, dress up like them and be them.
BB: *oblivious* The nominations are in four days. Are you nervous?
ABBEY: Um, a little, because I don't know if I know anyone well enough to give a decent bitchy reason why they should leave. But I'll do my best.
BB: Anything else to add Abbey?
ABBEY: Yeah, when do we get more alcohol?
BB: Any alcohol will be bought with the groups shopping budget.
ABBEY: Right...
BB: Thank you Abbey.
ABBEY: Thanks Big Brother.
ABBEY EXITS.
CUT TO: BOYS BEDROOM. LEO IS IN BED, PIPER SITS ON AN ADJACENT BED. THE SOURCE, ANDY AND DARRYL ARE PLAYING DARTS.
KT: 12:46pm. Leo is still in bed and talks to Piper.
LEO: So you're not hung over in the slightest?
PIPER: No, I guess I'm just used to drinking a lot.
LEO: Alcomaholic.
PIPER: Ha - I wish!
CUT TO: BATHROOM. PHOEBE IS STANDING AT THE MIRROR SHAVING.
KT: Phoebe makes a point of shaving every day.
WE WATCH HER SHAVE FOR A WHILE. SHE IS SINGING.
PHOEBE: This one for you Meags! Somewhere in Jamaica, maybe in Brazil, on top of a little mountain, beside a grassy hill.
PAUSE.
PHOEBE: Who's Meags?
CUT TO: EXT. GARDEN. THE ENTIRE GROUP ARE ENGAGED IN VARIOUS OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. PIPER, COLE, ANDY AND PAIGE ARE LYING ON SUN LOUNGERS. PHOEBE IS PLAYING WITH THE CHICKENS. THE SOURCE, ABBEY, LEO, DARRYL AND BUCKO ARE IN THE JACUZZI.
KT: Day six. The group relax in the garden the day before their nominations.
COLE: It's a great day today.
PAIGE: I better go back inside... I try to keep out of the sun.
PIPER: Why? You're so pale you look like a vampire!
PAIGE DOES A FREAKY VAMPIRE HISS THINGY. ALL LAUGH.
PAIGE: I dunno... my skin is just really white for some reason.
ANDY: I think it's sexy Paige.
PAIGE: Sure.
CUT TO: JACUZZI.
ABBEY: This is sweet.
BUCKO: Says the girl in the tub with four men... *to The Source* You are a man right?
SOURCE: *sighs* Yes. Now stop talking to me or I'll smite you down.
ABBEY: Come on you guys... calm down... and get naked!
ALL: Woohp!
EVERYBODY SUDDENLY GETS NAKED! OH, APART FROM THE SOURCE, COS THE ROBES ARE ALL HE HAS. SORRY KIDS, THAT'S TOO MUCH PRON FOR THIS UPDATE... DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED STEPH! THE GROUP ON THE SUN LOUNGERS (PIPER, COLE, ANDY AND PAIGE) START LAUGHING AT THE NEKKID JACUZZI BUNCH.
LEO: Come on you lot!
COLE GETS UNDRESSED A LITTLE OVER HASTILY, KEEPING HIS BOXERS ON. WE SEE PHOEBE'S HEAD POKE OUT OF THE CHICKEN COOP. SHE HAS REALISED WHAT EVERYONE IS UP TO.
PHOEBE: Hooray for nakedness!
IN ONE SWIFT THREE SECONDS, PHOEBE HAS MANAGED TO RID HERSELF OF EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING. COLE GOES OVER TO CHECK HER OUT. THEY ARE STANDING IN THE CHICKEN COOP TOGETHER, AND PHOEBE TAKES OFF COLE'S BOXERS (THE ANGLE AND STRATEGIC PLACEMENT OF THE WALL OF THE COOP PREVENTS US FROM SEEING ANY OF COLE'S 'MANPARTS' AND PHOEBE'S 'MANPARTS'... I MEAN WOMANPARTS.
PHOEBE: Woah that is a big cock...
COLE: Well, thank you!
PHOEBE: Watch out!
SUDDENLY COLE LEAPS INTO THE AIR WITH A SCREAM OF AGONY.
COLE: Aii don't peck that! Man! Phoebe why didn't you warn me?
PHOEBE: I did! I said it was a big cock right before it tried to bite your thing!
COLE: Oh, you were talking about the chicken when you said 'big cock'?
PHOEBE: Well yeah, what else would I be talking about?
PAIGE: That's what you get for standing over there with the chickens... they probably though it was a worm.
EVERYONE IS SICKENED YET HIGHLY AMUSED. PAUSE.
COLE: It was SP! SP bit me!
LEO: Oh that Scarecrow Proo. She's a star.
PHOEBE: Actually it's a rooster. Male. And ferocious!
PAUSE.
LEO: Apt.
CUT TO: THE MAIN LIVING AREA - DAY. IN THE KITCHEN, PIPER IS COOKING AND THE SOURCE IS DUSTING OFF HIS ROBES. PHOEBE, DARRYL, COLE, PAIGE AND ABBEY ARE SITTING AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE. BUCKLANDS GUY, ANDY AND LEO ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN (ACTUALLY THEY'RE IN THE GARDEN SUNBATHING)
KT(VO): Day six. Nomination day. The housemates have had almost a week to get to know each other, and in a few hours they will be asked to vote out other housemates in the diary room.
FOCUS ON: PIPER AND THE SOURCE.
PIPER: Not long now.
SOURCE: Are you nervous?
PIPER: What, about my Italian baked fish?
SOURCE: No, the nominations.
PIPER: Oh. This stinks. I don't know who I'm gonna vote for.
SHE LOOKS UP AT THE HOUSEMATES ON THE SOFAS.
PIPER: This is so hard! *cough*Phoebe*cough*
SOURCE: Sorry what was that?
PIPER: Hmm? Oh, nothing.
CUT TO: OUTSIDE. BUCKO, ANDY AND LEO ARE KICKING BACK.
ANDY: What do you guys think of the girls?
LEO: Piper's hot.
BUCKO: Damn right she is! In fact all the girls are fine. I'd have them all!
ANDY AND LEO GLARE AT HIM, THEN SHARE A KNOWING NOD.
BB(VO): Will Abbey please come to the diary room.
LEO: Oh AP this is it!
THEY ALL GET UP AND RUN INSIDE.
CUT TO: INT. MAIN LIVING AREA. ABBEY SLOWLY GETS UP.
ABBEY: Wish me luck!
ALL: Go Abbey woooooo!
CUT TO: INT. DIARY ROOM. ABBEY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN, TWIRLING HER HAIR NERVOUSLY.
BB: Hello Abbey.
ABBEY: Hi Big Brother.
BB: Will you please give your nominations and a reason for why you picked that nominee.
ABBEYS SITS BACK AND PURSES HER LIPS.
ABBEY: Ookay... well. Oh, this is hard. I, I really don't want to do this.
PAUSE.
ABBEY: Right. First I'm picking... um, Andy, because we just don't seem to be hitting it off that well. I don't know why, he seems to be someone that I just wouldn't get along with, the type of guy that has something I want, you know? *sighs* Secondly I'd like to nominate Leo, because this is gonna sound really horrible, but his face totally resembles an apple, and that sickens me.
BB: Thank you Abbey.
ABBEY NODS NERVOUSLY AND EXITS.
TIME LAPSE: ANDY IS NOMINATING.
ANDY: Well, it's easy to nominate Abbey, because really I can see she's totally jealous of me, and I don't know why, but there's something about her like she'd want what I have... I don't know. Anyway. Also, I'm nominating Bucklands Guy cos, man, he is SO annoying!
TIME LAPSE: BUCKLANDS GUY IS NOMINATING.
BUCKO: Uh, Darryl and Cole, because they're male, and they might ruin my chances of scoring in this damned thing.
TIME LAPSE: COLE IS NOMINATING.
COLE: I feel like me and The Source sorta work in the same field, but we seem to have, uh, creative differences... we don't really agree on what's right. So I'd like to nominate him... and also I wanna pick Piper because she seems very disdainful of myself and Phoebe's flirtations... I don't know if it's jealousy or what, but it's starting to grate.
BB: Thank you Cole.
TIME LAPSE: DARRYL IS NOMINATING.
DARRYL: Uh, let me think. Phoebe really annoys me, she's just too... too perky, and seems to have this thing for the colour pink which I just don't get along with. So Phoebe, and also Cole, because he seems like a really whiny sorta guy, and also he likes Phoebe. The two of them, I don't really like saying this, but they pretty much sicken me.
TIME LAPSE: LEO IS NOMINATING.
LEO: Bucklands Guy. Without a doubt. I'm sorry, but he just pisses me off to high heaven, and I don't even know what high heaven is! So him, definitely. Ahh just thinking about him makes me wanna smash things! And also The Source, because it's like we on totally different planets. He has values that I just don't get, and vice versa. We really don't get along.
TIME LAPSE: PAIGE IS NOMINATING.
PAIGE: Um... ooh. Right. Well... um...
LONG PAUSE.
PAIGE: Okay for a start... no. Uh...
SHE MASSAGES HER FACE WITH HER HANDS.
PAIGE: Abbey. Because she seems to be a psycho. And Bucklands Guy, cos he is a total perv!
TIME LAPSE: THE DIARY ROOM IS EMPTY. SUDDENLY PIPER WALKS IN, AND DOESN'T SIT DOWN.
PIPER: Phoebe and Bucklands Guy, hate 'em both.
PIPER EXITS.
TIME LAPSE: LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE SOURCE IS NOMINATING.
SOURCE: Firstly I'd like to pick Leo, because he is too self righteous and goody goody. Secondly I'll nominate Cole, because he seems to me like the type who'd follow you halfway into something big, then chicken out at the last minute for some little thing... a girl or something.
BB: Thank you, The Source.
SOURCE: And Leo has that apple shaped face!
CUT TO: MAIN LIVING AREA. THE SOURCE EXITS THE DIARY ROOM AND JOINS EVERYBODY, WHO CHEERS HIS ARRIVAL. THE HOUSEMATES ARE PRETTY QUIET, IN THEIR OWN THOUGHTS.
BB(VO): Thank you housemates, the nominations are complete.
PHOEBE: Hey! You forgot me! Hey! Big Brother!
BB(VO): *sigh* There has been a minor detail with the nominations. Will Phoebe please come to the diary room.
PHOEBE SQUEALS DELIGHTEDLY AND SKIPS OUT.
CUT TO: DIARY ROOM. PHOEBE HOPS IN.
PHOEBE: Hi Big Brother!
BB: Hello Phoebe. Can you please give your nominations and reasons.
PHOEBE: I sure can! First I nominate Piper, because she always hits me and gives me these really dirty looks and worst of all, I don't think she likes pink! Secondly I'd like to pick Piper, because-
BB: You cannot nominate the same person twice.
PHOEBE: I'm not. I was giving you my first nomination!
CONFUSED PAUSE.
PHOEBE: Anyways, my second nomination is Paige, cos I have a sneaking suspicion she is trying to get her claws into my man. Who is Cole! Who I love, I would do anything for him, heck, I'd even turn evil... at every opportunity!
CUT TO: MAIN LIVING AREA. EVERYONE IS SITTING AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE, MINUS PHOEBE WHO IS STILL IN THE DIARY ROOM.
DARRYL: Where's Phoebe?
PAIGE: I know, it's been ages...
COLE: Oh woe!
PAIGE GLARES AT COLE. MUTTERING SOMETHING UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT HAVING MADE A MISTAKE WITH HER NOMINATIONS.
PIPER: She probably struck up a conversation with Big Brother.
ANDY: About what?
DARRYL: What else? Herself!
ANDY: Oh, duh.
PHOEBE ENTERS, SKIPPING HAPPILY ALONG AND PLOPS INTO COLE'S LAP.
PHOEBE: I voted for Paige and Piper!
LONG, ANNOYED SILENCE. PIPER AND PAIGE LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THEN AT PHOEBE WITH A NEW FOUND HATRED. LEO IS NERVOUS.
LEO: Uh, Phoebe? I don't think you were supposed to say that...
THEY TALK, BUT THE SOUND IS DOWN SO WE CAN HEAR KT'S ANNOUNCEMENT (THE HOUSEMATES DON'T HEAR).
KT: The votes are in. The information of who is up for eviction is about to be given to the housemates. It's very exciting.
THE SOUND COMES BACK IN.
PIPER: Yeah, I thought nominating was really, really hard. I couldn't think of what to say.
ANDY: Really? Seems to me like you were in and out of there really fast.
PIPER LOOKS AWAY.
BB(VO): And the nominations are in. The two housemates up for eviction this week are...
LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG PAUSE.
BB(VO): Bucklands Guys and...
BUCKO REACTS, LOOKING REALLY UNHAPPY.
BB(VO): Cole.
PHOEBE: For the love of god no!
COLE: What? But... but...
NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE LOOK SAD, BUT THEY ALL HUG COLE AND BUCKO PRETENDING THEY'RE SORRY.
AS WE ROLL CREDITS:
KT: Andy, Darryl and Paige had one nomination each; Abbey, Leo, Piper, Phoebe and The Source each had two nominations, and the two housemates with the most nominations were Cole with three, and Bucklands Guy with four, who will be up for eviction on eviction night. Who stays and who goes, you decide.
THIS IS WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN! WHO'S IT GONNA BE? COLE OR BUCKLANDS GUY? POST THE NAME OF WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THAT IS NOT WHO YOU WANT TO STAY, BUT WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE, IN A REVIEW!
Oh fanfiction will not be happy with me hehe. I am defying their pithy rules-o-rama!
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