Hey guys!!!! That's rite..chappie 4 is up!!! I know I'm supposed make it long.but seriously people, I, unlike Forever Burning, or Chibi Dragon, or any of the authors of my favourite stories, am not, I repeat, not good at writing long chapters..there's one person I'd like to mention because she has brought joy to my life..AngeOfDarkness..Especially with the Yami Discovers series, and the baby ficcies.and everything else she wrote..I think I'll just shut my yap now..

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Gi Oh or Dragoball Z, although I'm planning on purchasing KaibLand.Wonder how much dough it'd take???

"I attack with Dark Magician!!!!" Yugi yelled.splitting all the windows and making his friends cover their ears. "Keep it down, would ya???" Mai hollered, loud enough to drown out Yugi. "Yeesh, sorry" Yugi muttered. "Anyways, as I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted." he glared at Mai "..Dark Magician, in attack mode!!!!"

"Sucker." Trunks shouted gleefully, "Because the monster I laid in defense mode is The Wall Shadow, and by combining it with Magical Labyrinth and Labyrinth walls, it reaches a defense of 3000!!!!! That means lights out for your Magician and 500 life points down for you!!!" He started laughing maniacally, attracting the only person who could be more lucid..Bakura and his Spirit!!!! (A/N: there, the gang is complete.and whoever worships Bakura and Y. Bakura can leave me in peace)

"What's going on here?" Bakura asked, with his curious tinge of British accent. "Shut up you idiot and let me see for myself!!!" Y.B snarled at him. "No!!!" Bakura yelled, "This is my body and I'M keeping it!!!!" With that response he slapped himself in the face. For a moment, he looked like the card Change of Heart..one part white and one part dark. Tristan stared at him stupidly: "Hey Bakura, I thought I chucked your ring away?" To add to his confusion Y.B answered. "Shut up, mortal. Don't you know that I shall always return to my vessel?"

"Can we just please get on with the duel??" Yami asked impatiently (A/N: I have no idea why Yugi and Yami are switching back and forth again.after all, Trunks doesn't read thoughts.but they're just so cute and cool they're to die for..ARGH.CAN'T. MAKE..UP..MIND..System Crash...) Bakura :Uh, yeah, sure, as soon as I get rid of this friggin' ..annoying.Spirit... "Who are you calling annoying, you stupid albino!" Y.B snapped. Yugi sighed and turned back to Trunks.

"Ignore them," he said, only to find that Trunks was deeply immersed in the conversation of Bakura and his evil half. "TRUNKS!!!!" Yugi shouted, "IF YOU DON'T MAKE A MOVE IN TWO SECONDS, I WIN BY DEFAULT!!!!" That shook Trunks out of it. "GOOD JOB, YUGI" Mai commented. "STOP SHOUTING!!!" Joey told her. "I'M NOT!!! YOU ARE" She retorted angrily

Suddenly an earthquake shakes all of them off their feet. "What's happening??" Tea asked anxiously (A/N: try as I might, I can't find a way to bash Tea..suggestions very welcome.die, witch, die..) "That's only the authoress, pressing the Caps Lock button" Yami and Yugi both said. "And you would know, because..?" Mai asked suspiciously. "Er, um, we have been, let's just say, kidnapped quite a few times." *I look very uncomfortable and move my keyboard away from the screen.*

"I play Monster Reborn!" Yugi said, and a second later, Yami took over: "to resurrect the Blue Eyes White Dragon!!" Kaiba cheered. "And I'll add this card that I just drew, Reinforcements, to increase its attack power by 500, enough to destroy that Wall Shdow!!" he declared. Trunks moaned. "Hey Kaibaboy, your Stadium is faulty, why aren't the effects of Labyrinth Wall and Magical Labyrinth kicking in??" Kaiba looks enraged. "MY STADIUM IS NOT FAULTY!!!" He roared, "YOU MUST BE USING ILLEGAL CARDS!!!" Trunks ignored him.

Meanwhile, on a remote island, Pegasus is laughing his head off. (A/N: remember him??? Well, I didn't, for two chapters.) "Oh Gullible Trunks, nobody, except me, calls Kaibaboy Kaibaboy and gets away with it. Besides, Kaiba's system needs a serious upgrade. They might as well have put out a welcome mat." He took a swig of his wine and started to read his comics.

"Points stand at: Trunks Briefs: 1300, Yugi Moto: 1500." The announcer shouted out. "SHUT UP!!!" Vegeta yelled. "You're interrupting all the fun!!" He lay back and happily watched the sets of people argue: Trunks with Kaiba, Bakura with Tristan, Joey with Mai and Yugi with Yami, over who looks the sexiest.and who merits the most attention. Pegasus sighed hopelessly and instructed Croquet to contact the authoress immediately.

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^fic break^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Croquet: Hello, may I please speak to Phire Phoenix?

PP: Yes you may. What is it?

C: Master Pegasus wishes that you.(holds the phone and asks: what do you wish, master??? *that they stop arguing and get on with the game so Yugiboy can kick trunks' butt* right.)...stop making the characters fight.

PP: I can do whatever I want to do. And tell your master that if he doesn't stop yapping, then I'll delete him.

C: Yes m'lady

PP: And another thing?

C:Yes?

PP: @#%%%!(&*^%$##$^%$#@%^&^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't call me.

C *confused and scared* yes ma'am. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^end^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

And this really is the end. I'm running out of stuff. Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!