Hey peeps. This is the last chapter, and please check out my other
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Dragon, and.....ahh....you guys know the routine. Thanks to everyone who
reviewed.
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After Croquet hung up on Phire Phoenix (That's me! ^-^), he turned to Pegasus. "Master Pegasus, sir" he stammered nervously, "Phire Phoenix refuses to make them stop, and she says that, may I quote, "if you don't stop yapping" she'll delete you. "We can't have that!" Pegasus puffed indignantly. "She can't delete the most important person in the whole fanfiction!!! Oh well, they've stopped arguing at any rate."
And so they have. Yugi declared and attack on Trunks. "I storm your lifepoints directly with the Blue Eyes White Dragon reinforced!" He shouted. Trunks looked ready to kill, since he just lost the whole match. Steam started coming from his ears, and his face turned purple. Noticing this, Goku tossed the comic aside and quickly transported himself, Piccolo and Goten to the sanctuary.
"Uh oh" Joey whispered. "Even the guy who smacked me against the ceiling left. Maybe we should go, too." "Yeah, good idea," Mai agreed. They looked over to Yugi, who was once again deeply emerged in conversation with his counterpart, and who hasn't noticed Trunks at all.
They quickly ran out of the stadium. Along the way Tea bumped into Bandit Keith and Weevil. (A/N: If you like Tea, which I seriously doubt, then skip the conversation part. And thanks to my "fans" for giving me this awesome idea)
Tea: What are you guys doing here?
W: looking for you, precious.
Tristan: Eww...
BK: yeah girly, how are you my love.
Joey: Looks like someone drank a whole bottle of *love-the-witch potion*
Mai: Uh huh, let's dash
Tea: You can't leave me!!!
Tristan: (quietly) Yes we can
^^^^^The gang dashes off^^^^^
BK + W: looks like it's just you and me baby.
Tea: (increasing dread) right..
BK: shove off, she's mine
W: no she isn't, you punk, she's mine.
BK: buzz off.
Tea: now people, we all must have peace and love and friendship..
BK + W: WOULD YA SHUT UP??????????????
^^^^^Tea falls backwards^^^^^
BK: now, as I was saying...
W: she's mine
BK: is not
W: is too
BK: how about we carry her off and duel for her?
W: fine by me
Tea: not fine, so not fine.
BK + W: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: HELP!!! I'm being carried off by two dueling love-sick freaks!!!!
Back to Yugi. Here's his conversation with Yami. (A/N: anyone who's read my other chapters..I usually don't do direct convos.but what the heck)
Yugi: I'm so cute, everyone loves me
Yami: *snort* ya right...yugiboy
Yugi: shut up
Yami: everyone thinks I'm hot, so there *sticks tongue out*
Yugi: They don't think you're hot, they think you're so pathetic that you merit some sympathy
Yami: which is a lot better than being tea's lover
Yugi: *shudders* well.....well.....well
Yami: What's the matter yugiboy, run out of insults????
Yugi: Shut up, stupid reincarnated Pharaoh-person, you
^^^^^Yami laughs his head off^^^^^
Yugi: You know, the last time we were at Phire Phoenix's computer screen, I think she wanted to beat us up in this fanfiction.
Yami *stops abruptly* she did???
Y + Y: PLEASE NOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE US REMEMBER???????????? PLEASE???????
PP: yeah, but I also love humour, and reviews, and books, and Dragoball Z, and Harry Potter, and.......
Y + Y: You're mean... *walk off in a huff*
^^^^^Phire Phoenix comes on the computer again^^^^^
Trunks was arguing with his dad. Finally they agreed that Trunks gets Yugi, Vegeta gets Yami, and they destroy the stadium together.
"You'll get it now!!!" Trunks yelled as he let off one chi-blast after another at Yugi. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Yami chanted, not noticing Vegeta who was assembling all of his energy. He didn't waste time with chi- blasts, preferring one single Kamehameha.
Soon the two duelist counterparts lay in ruins. "Let's put them on top of the holographic fields!" Trunks suggested eagerly. Vegeta nodded as he went Super Saiyan Three. Trunks followed suit.
"Ultimate Kamehameha!!!!" They yelled together. Kaibacorp was no more. (A/N: aw...there goes my chance of buying it)
They went back to the sanctuary and lived happily ever after. The end.
Yami PP: What happened to Bakura and Ryou and Peguasus and Croquet and the rest of the gang and grandpa who lost his grandson and Tea who lost her lover and Mokuba who lost his baby-sitter and Kaiba who lost his enemy and, and, and...? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
PP: ..................Shut up.........Your memory's too good for your own good...........
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That chapter was the worst yet. I didn't feel like continuing anymore, so I didn't get into all the details. Everybody who hates Tea: There's your revenge. Everyone who loves DBZ: happy now? Everybody who loves YGO: I sincerely apologize. I will write another YGO fic, with more Tea bashing and more stupid counterparts and lovesick Ryou with totally disgusted Bakura. Joey and Tristan take a personality dive!! Although that'll be in like two months. Everybody who loves Harry Potter: Read my new fic! I have noticed that I write a lot better when I focus on one fic instead of trying to balance both of them. In other words, I LOVE MY NEW FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sayonara people!!! Thanks for reading and please, please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. = ) *smiles sweetly*
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After Croquet hung up on Phire Phoenix (That's me! ^-^), he turned to Pegasus. "Master Pegasus, sir" he stammered nervously, "Phire Phoenix refuses to make them stop, and she says that, may I quote, "if you don't stop yapping" she'll delete you. "We can't have that!" Pegasus puffed indignantly. "She can't delete the most important person in the whole fanfiction!!! Oh well, they've stopped arguing at any rate."
And so they have. Yugi declared and attack on Trunks. "I storm your lifepoints directly with the Blue Eyes White Dragon reinforced!" He shouted. Trunks looked ready to kill, since he just lost the whole match. Steam started coming from his ears, and his face turned purple. Noticing this, Goku tossed the comic aside and quickly transported himself, Piccolo and Goten to the sanctuary.
"Uh oh" Joey whispered. "Even the guy who smacked me against the ceiling left. Maybe we should go, too." "Yeah, good idea," Mai agreed. They looked over to Yugi, who was once again deeply emerged in conversation with his counterpart, and who hasn't noticed Trunks at all.
They quickly ran out of the stadium. Along the way Tea bumped into Bandit Keith and Weevil. (A/N: If you like Tea, which I seriously doubt, then skip the conversation part. And thanks to my "fans" for giving me this awesome idea)
Tea: What are you guys doing here?
W: looking for you, precious.
Tristan: Eww...
BK: yeah girly, how are you my love.
Joey: Looks like someone drank a whole bottle of *love-the-witch potion*
Mai: Uh huh, let's dash
Tea: You can't leave me!!!
Tristan: (quietly) Yes we can
^^^^^The gang dashes off^^^^^
BK + W: looks like it's just you and me baby.
Tea: (increasing dread) right..
BK: shove off, she's mine
W: no she isn't, you punk, she's mine.
BK: buzz off.
Tea: now people, we all must have peace and love and friendship..
BK + W: WOULD YA SHUT UP??????????????
^^^^^Tea falls backwards^^^^^
BK: now, as I was saying...
W: she's mine
BK: is not
W: is too
BK: how about we carry her off and duel for her?
W: fine by me
Tea: not fine, so not fine.
BK + W: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: HELP!!! I'm being carried off by two dueling love-sick freaks!!!!
Back to Yugi. Here's his conversation with Yami. (A/N: anyone who's read my other chapters..I usually don't do direct convos.but what the heck)
Yugi: I'm so cute, everyone loves me
Yami: *snort* ya right...yugiboy
Yugi: shut up
Yami: everyone thinks I'm hot, so there *sticks tongue out*
Yugi: They don't think you're hot, they think you're so pathetic that you merit some sympathy
Yami: which is a lot better than being tea's lover
Yugi: *shudders* well.....well.....well
Yami: What's the matter yugiboy, run out of insults????
Yugi: Shut up, stupid reincarnated Pharaoh-person, you
^^^^^Yami laughs his head off^^^^^
Yugi: You know, the last time we were at Phire Phoenix's computer screen, I think she wanted to beat us up in this fanfiction.
Yami *stops abruptly* she did???
Y + Y: PLEASE NOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE US REMEMBER???????????? PLEASE???????
PP: yeah, but I also love humour, and reviews, and books, and Dragoball Z, and Harry Potter, and.......
Y + Y: You're mean... *walk off in a huff*
^^^^^Phire Phoenix comes on the computer again^^^^^
Trunks was arguing with his dad. Finally they agreed that Trunks gets Yugi, Vegeta gets Yami, and they destroy the stadium together.
"You'll get it now!!!" Trunks yelled as he let off one chi-blast after another at Yugi. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Yami chanted, not noticing Vegeta who was assembling all of his energy. He didn't waste time with chi- blasts, preferring one single Kamehameha.
Soon the two duelist counterparts lay in ruins. "Let's put them on top of the holographic fields!" Trunks suggested eagerly. Vegeta nodded as he went Super Saiyan Three. Trunks followed suit.
"Ultimate Kamehameha!!!!" They yelled together. Kaibacorp was no more. (A/N: aw...there goes my chance of buying it)
They went back to the sanctuary and lived happily ever after. The end.
Yami PP: What happened to Bakura and Ryou and Peguasus and Croquet and the rest of the gang and grandpa who lost his grandson and Tea who lost her lover and Mokuba who lost his baby-sitter and Kaiba who lost his enemy and, and, and...? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
PP: ..................Shut up.........Your memory's too good for your own good...........
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That chapter was the worst yet. I didn't feel like continuing anymore, so I didn't get into all the details. Everybody who hates Tea: There's your revenge. Everyone who loves DBZ: happy now? Everybody who loves YGO: I sincerely apologize. I will write another YGO fic, with more Tea bashing and more stupid counterparts and lovesick Ryou with totally disgusted Bakura. Joey and Tristan take a personality dive!! Although that'll be in like two months. Everybody who loves Harry Potter: Read my new fic! I have noticed that I write a lot better when I focus on one fic instead of trying to balance both of them. In other words, I LOVE MY NEW FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sayonara people!!! Thanks for reading and please, please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. = ) *smiles sweetly*