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PThe personalities of several characters have been distorted to suit the purpose of humor, and may therefore not be exactly the same as the characters you are familiar with in the game/anime. Therefore here is an introduction to all the main and main supporting characters, so you can have a better understanding of them and maybe even possibly come to comprehend this impossibly insane story.

PuTHE CHARACTERS BORROWED FROM TEKKEN 3:/u

PbBryan Fury/b
brEye color: Silver
brHair color: White with streaks of platinum and silver
brElement: Status change
brPrimary Weapon: Fists
brSecondary Weapon: Legs
brTertiary Weapon: Head
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Brass, cocky, arrogant, dauntless, he is the third-in-command but doesn't have any actual leadership powers. He enjoys kicking ass and can't sit still in cars or any other vehicle, nor can he keep his mouth shut for an extended period of time. He seems to like Ana, but acts on the contrary. He is Ana's Guardian and taught her status-change magic and fighting with fists.
brObsessions: Lighters, food, fighting
brSpecial: He has the most scars and is the winner of every arm wrestling match.
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