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The personalities of several characters have been distorted to suit the purpose of humor, and may therefore not be exactly the same as the characters you are familiar with in the game/anime. Therefore here is an introduction to all the main and main supporting characters, so you can have a better understanding of them and maybe even possibly come to comprehend this impossibly insane story.
THE CHARACTERS BORROWED FROM KODOMO NO OMOCHA:
Rei
Eye color: Unknown (Forever wearing sunglasses)
Hair color: Chocolate Brown
Element: Holy/Light
Primary Weapon: Magnum
Secondary Weapon: M16
Limit Break: Judgement Day- heals all good guys and deal holy elemental damage to all the bad guys
Description: Rei is the morally conflicted character of the story. Once sweet and caring agent/chauffer to child actress Sana in the Japanese Anime "Kodomo no Omocha", now turned deadly immortal invincible holy gun-slinging martyr. He is Jenny's Guardian and is the only one who can deal with her when she is in outraged-and-paranoid-about-homework mode.
Obsessions: None
Special: He can talk to doves and any animal that is pure white, can heal any wound or disease with a touch and can revive the dead.