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PThe personalities of several characters have been distorted to suit the purpose of humor, and may therefore not be exactly the same as the characters you are familiar with in the game/anime. Therefore here is an introduction to all the main and main supporting characters, so you can have a better understanding of them and maybe even possibly come to comprehend this impossibly insane story.
PuTHE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:/u
PbJenny/b
brEye color: Reddish-Brown
brHair color: Black, shoulder-length
brAge: 15
brBirthday: January 28
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Magnum
brSecondary Weapon: M16
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: The main character of this story. Schiztophrenic, agnostic, extremely pedantic and studious and paranoid about homework, tests, and grades. The enormity of the accumulated outside and self-inflicted pressures causes her to randomly erupt into fits of madness and anger, or succumb to attacks of extreme airheadedness. When she is in airhead mode, she is extremely gullible and naiive. Along with numerous other responsibilities she is also a member of the orchestra, where she met a tall, blonde, trombone-playing biker named Kevin and became infatuated. Her Guardian, Rei, taught her how to use guns to defend herself.
brLikes: A's, 100s, perfect scores, books, food.
brDislikes: A-'s, 99s, distractions
brObsessions: Grades, Kevin
brSpecial: Has the ability to transport and summon groups of people to and fro between different dimensions and the ability to create entirely new dimensions. Has special powers, and her limit break is the most devastating and dangerous of all, but is unaware of these powers. Plays chello and french horn, fluent in Chinese, speaks enough Spanish to hold conversations easily.
PbGina/b
brEye color: A Dark, Dark Brown that's near Black, but usually wears Silver-colored contacts
brHair color: Midnight Black, waist-length
brAge: 16
brBirthday: October 20
brElement: Plant
brPrimary Weapon: Thorn whip (a slender 7-foot long vine-like whip covered with razor-sharp thorns that can cut through steel)
brSecondary Weapon: Katana, blades
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Artistic, sarcastic, gothic, shopaholic, moody, logical and cynical atheist girl who usually takes over for Jenny when she is in airhead mode or unavailable. Grew up in a slum/ghetto area and usually has to haul Jenny out of dangerous situations. Procrastinates, gets bored easily, despises Reno and doesn't like to get her hands dirty.
brLikes: Art, the colors black, silver, blue, plants, sleeping, shopping, reading, dark things. brDislikes: Reno, school, homework, history, essays, PE/sports, smoke, people who smoke
brObsessions: Nick Carter in Backstreet Boys, Legolas in Lord of the Rings, shopping, art, sleeping, fashion design
brSpecial: Has infinite stamina when it comes to shopping, can sleep through anything and everything, including earthquakes, typhoons, tornadoes, etc. Plays piano, fluent in Chinese, speaks enough Japanese to hold conversations easily.
PbAna/b
brEye color: Chocolate Brown
brHair color: Black, shoulder length
brAge: 15
brBirthday: December 31
brElement: Water
brPrimary Weapon: Fists
brSecondary Weapon: Chains
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Level-headed, down-to-earth, and practical, Ana is usually the voice of reason when everyone else have gone insane. Kind, caring and an average, all-around girl, she is the only normal one in the group.
brLikes: swimming, pop music, reading, the ocean, dolphins, the color blue.
brDislikes: sports/PE, history, homework, tests, pollution
brObsessions: None
brSpecial: Ana is the most versatile of the group. Plays some piano; also knows some Japanese.
P*Mike and Jun are usually referred to together as a pair. They can be likened to a cross between Beavis and Butthead and the two characters in the movie "Dude, Where's My Car".
PbMike/b
brEye color: Brown
brHair color: Black, long, frames (and covers) his face like a mop
brAge: 15
brBirthday: July 31
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Slingshot
brSecondary Weapon: N/A
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Mischievious food-crazed dark-skinned Philippino-Chamorro teenage jock, constantly getting into trouble with Jun. He knows almost as many dirty jokes as Reno, and when he's not telling one or causing ruckus with Jun Gil he would be playing practical jokes on people. He will eat anything that's edible, and some that aren't.
brObsessions: Food, food, food, basketball, skateboarding.
brSpecial: Has manipulative powers. Knows Spanish, but not a completely fluent speaker.
pbJun Gil/b
brEye color: Light Brown
brHair color: Brown
brAge: 15
brBirthday: February 19
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Bo staff/Rod
brSecondary Weapon: N/A
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Cute, adorable puppy-eyed half-American half-Asian boy with a puppy crush on Ana. He has slightly more brain cells than Mike but prefers to horse around and get into trouble with him 99.9% of the time. His looks has earned him personal fanclubs at 3 different schools. He will eat anything that's edible, and some that aren't.
brObsessions: Food, food, food, basketball, skateboarding
brSpecial: Can jump super high, run super fast, and can teleport instantly to known locations. Knows some Korean; speaks limited Japanese.
pbToby/b
brEye color: Light Blue
brHair color: Light Blonde, cropped short
brAge: 17
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Heavy Machinery
brSecondary Weapon: Nunchaks
brLimit Break: Blitzkrieg - calls on German stealth bombers to attack multiple targets
brDescription: A somewhat faint-hearted German teen who freaks out easily. An aspiring pilot and the ultimate techie, no machines can baffle him, and he can operate anything and everything, given some time to figure it out. He is also top-rate hacker and computer programmer and spends his leisure time inventing new gadgets.
brObsessions: Machines, technology.
brSpecial: Speaks German (fluent), knows limited Spanish.
pbHiroshi/b
brEye color: Black-Brown
brHair color: Black, ruffled, uncombed (think Rukawa in "Slam Dunk")
brAge: 15
brBirthday: August 31
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: None
brSecondary Weapon: None
brLimit Break: Bite - Bites the offender. It is the most underrated limit break of all, for though simple it can give instant death destroy the most powerful boss monster. (Think Tonberry and Cait Sith's instant death limit break in FFVII)
brDescription: Expressionless, reticent, talks in monosyllables, highly untalkative and highly intelligent but also highly lazy, thinks highly of himself and usually treats others as inferior.
brObsessions: Sleeping, computers, DDR
brSpecial: Speaks Japanese (fluent), knows limited Spanish. Also has top-rate computer skills.
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PThe personalities of several characters have been distorted to suit the purpose of humor, and may therefore not be exactly the same as the characters you are familiar with in the game/anime. Therefore here is an introduction to all the main and main supporting characters, so you can have a better understanding of them and maybe even possibly come to comprehend this impossibly insane story.
PuTHE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:/u
PbJenny/b
brEye color: Reddish-Brown
brHair color: Black, shoulder-length
brAge: 15
brBirthday: January 28
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Magnum
brSecondary Weapon: M16
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: The main character of this story. Schiztophrenic, agnostic, extremely pedantic and studious and paranoid about homework, tests, and grades. The enormity of the accumulated outside and self-inflicted pressures causes her to randomly erupt into fits of madness and anger, or succumb to attacks of extreme airheadedness. When she is in airhead mode, she is extremely gullible and naiive. Along with numerous other responsibilities she is also a member of the orchestra, where she met a tall, blonde, trombone-playing biker named Kevin and became infatuated. Her Guardian, Rei, taught her how to use guns to defend herself.
brLikes: A's, 100s, perfect scores, books, food.
brDislikes: A-'s, 99s, distractions
brObsessions: Grades, Kevin
brSpecial: Has the ability to transport and summon groups of people to and fro between different dimensions and the ability to create entirely new dimensions. Has special powers, and her limit break is the most devastating and dangerous of all, but is unaware of these powers. Plays chello and french horn, fluent in Chinese, speaks enough Spanish to hold conversations easily.
PbGina/b
brEye color: A Dark, Dark Brown that's near Black, but usually wears Silver-colored contacts
brHair color: Midnight Black, waist-length
brAge: 16
brBirthday: October 20
brElement: Plant
brPrimary Weapon: Thorn whip (a slender 7-foot long vine-like whip covered with razor-sharp thorns that can cut through steel)
brSecondary Weapon: Katana, blades
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Artistic, sarcastic, gothic, shopaholic, moody, logical and cynical atheist girl who usually takes over for Jenny when she is in airhead mode or unavailable. Grew up in a slum/ghetto area and usually has to haul Jenny out of dangerous situations. Procrastinates, gets bored easily, despises Reno and doesn't like to get her hands dirty.
brLikes: Art, the colors black, silver, blue, plants, sleeping, shopping, reading, dark things. brDislikes: Reno, school, homework, history, essays, PE/sports, smoke, people who smoke
brObsessions: Nick Carter in Backstreet Boys, Legolas in Lord of the Rings, shopping, art, sleeping, fashion design
brSpecial: Has infinite stamina when it comes to shopping, can sleep through anything and everything, including earthquakes, typhoons, tornadoes, etc. Plays piano, fluent in Chinese, speaks enough Japanese to hold conversations easily.
PbAna/b
brEye color: Chocolate Brown
brHair color: Black, shoulder length
brAge: 15
brBirthday: December 31
brElement: Water
brPrimary Weapon: Fists
brSecondary Weapon: Chains
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Level-headed, down-to-earth, and practical, Ana is usually the voice of reason when everyone else have gone insane. Kind, caring and an average, all-around girl, she is the only normal one in the group.
brLikes: swimming, pop music, reading, the ocean, dolphins, the color blue.
brDislikes: sports/PE, history, homework, tests, pollution
brObsessions: None
brSpecial: Ana is the most versatile of the group. Plays some piano; also knows some Japanese.
P*Mike and Jun are usually referred to together as a pair. They can be likened to a cross between Beavis and Butthead and the two characters in the movie "Dude, Where's My Car".
PbMike/b
brEye color: Brown
brHair color: Black, long, frames (and covers) his face like a mop
brAge: 15
brBirthday: July 31
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Slingshot
brSecondary Weapon: N/A
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Mischievious food-crazed dark-skinned Philippino-Chamorro teenage jock, constantly getting into trouble with Jun. He knows almost as many dirty jokes as Reno, and when he's not telling one or causing ruckus with Jun Gil he would be playing practical jokes on people. He will eat anything that's edible, and some that aren't.
brObsessions: Food, food, food, basketball, skateboarding.
brSpecial: Has manipulative powers. Knows Spanish, but not a completely fluent speaker.
pbJun Gil/b
brEye color: Light Brown
brHair color: Brown
brAge: 15
brBirthday: February 19
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Bo staff/Rod
brSecondary Weapon: N/A
brLimit Break: ? Not yet discovered
brDescription: Cute, adorable puppy-eyed half-American half-Asian boy with a puppy crush on Ana. He has slightly more brain cells than Mike but prefers to horse around and get into trouble with him 99.9% of the time. His looks has earned him personal fanclubs at 3 different schools. He will eat anything that's edible, and some that aren't.
brObsessions: Food, food, food, basketball, skateboarding
brSpecial: Can jump super high, run super fast, and can teleport instantly to known locations. Knows some Korean; speaks limited Japanese.
pbToby/b
brEye color: Light Blue
brHair color: Light Blonde, cropped short
brAge: 17
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: Heavy Machinery
brSecondary Weapon: Nunchaks
brLimit Break: Blitzkrieg - calls on German stealth bombers to attack multiple targets
brDescription: A somewhat faint-hearted German teen who freaks out easily. An aspiring pilot and the ultimate techie, no machines can baffle him, and he can operate anything and everything, given some time to figure it out. He is also top-rate hacker and computer programmer and spends his leisure time inventing new gadgets.
brObsessions: Machines, technology.
brSpecial: Speaks German (fluent), knows limited Spanish.
pbHiroshi/b
brEye color: Black-Brown
brHair color: Black, ruffled, uncombed (think Rukawa in "Slam Dunk")
brAge: 15
brBirthday: August 31
brElement: Non-Elemental
brPrimary Weapon: None
brSecondary Weapon: None
brLimit Break: Bite - Bites the offender. It is the most underrated limit break of all, for though simple it can give instant death destroy the most powerful boss monster. (Think Tonberry and Cait Sith's instant death limit break in FFVII)
brDescription: Expressionless, reticent, talks in monosyllables, highly untalkative and highly intelligent but also highly lazy, thinks highly of himself and usually treats others as inferior.
brObsessions: Sleeping, computers, DDR
brSpecial: Speaks Japanese (fluent), knows limited Spanish. Also has top-rate computer skills.
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