Ancient Chinese Primers V. II

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Primers for Secondary Readers
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Seiryuu Seishi and...friends?

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See Ashitare.
See Ashitare pant.
Cute, Ashitare, cute!
See Ashitare bite off a man's arm and use it as a chew toy.
Scary, Ashitare, scary.
See all the nice people run from Ashitare.

See Suboshi.
See Suboshi hug his brother.
See Suboshi go psychotic.
See Suboshi do massive property damage with his yo-yo things.
See all the other nice people run from Suboshi...right to Ashitare.
Stupid, people, stupid.

See Amiboshi.
See Amiboshi play his flute.
See people falling asleep.
Sleep, people, sleep.
Hear Amiboshi change tunes.
See people drop off like flies.
Die, people, die.
See Amiboshi stop Suboshi's property damage.
See a happy Amiboshi.
See a happy Suboshi.
See an unhappy and hungry Ashitare.
See Ashitare chase Amiboshi and Suboshi.
Run, twins, run!

See Miboshi.
See Miboshi laughing and terrorizing yet some other nice people with his baby rattle.
See other nice people run right into Ashitare's path.
See nice but stupid people become Ashie-treats.
See Miboshi possess the body of a rat.
See the rat get trampled by the running twins.
Flat, rat, flat!

See Tomo.
See Tomo cackle.
See Tomo see Nakago.
See Tomo go after Nakago.
See Tomo run into Soi.
See Tomo and Soi fight.
Fight, Tomo, fight.
See Tomo cackling because Soi is fighting an illusion of him.
Tricky, Tomo, Tricky.

See the twins run into Tomo.
See them all go down in a pile.
See Tomo 'accidentally' grope Amiboshi.
See Amiboshi freak and mow down Ashitare.
See Tomo cackle.
Cackle, Tomo, cackle!

See Soi.
See Soi fight.
See Soi zapping illusion and run over to Nakago. See Soi hang on to Nakago.
See Soi whisper in Nakago's ear.
See Soi and Nakago go into a tent that fell from a plot hole.
See a blank screen because this part has been edited out for young eyes.
Hear Soi give Nakago a 'chi' raising experience.
Raise, Soi, raise!

See Nakago.
See Nakago powerful because of Soi.
See Nakago smirk.
See Nakago kiss Soi.
See Nakago find
Tamahome.
See Nakago whip Tamahome.
Whip, Nakago, whip!

See Nakago find Miaka.
See Nakago kiss Miaka.
Gross, Nakago, gross!
See Nakago kiss Tamahome.
Worse, Nakago, worse!
See Nakago kiss Tomo.
See author laughing because all the fans of a Nakago/Tomo pairing are drooling when she was only kidding.
See author get hit by a brick.

Do not see Nakago take off his armor.
See Nakago sleep in his armor.
See Nakago bathe in his armor.
Weird, Nakago, weird.

See Nakago taunt.
Taunt, Nakago, taunt!
See Nakago smile and make the peace sign.
Oh! That is not Nakago.
That is Chichiri disguised as Nakago!
Kawaii, Chichiri kawaii.

See Chichiri get caught by the fangirls again and taken away.
See Chichiri cry for help.
See the Seiryuu seishi look blank.
See Mitsukake snrk.
See Chiriko snrk.

See fangirls tie Chichiri up.
See censor screen appear again.
Go, censor screen, go!

Standard Disclaimers Apply