Ancient Chinese Primers:
Volume IV

Genbu and Byakko Seishi and…acquaintances

See Tokaki.
See Tokaki grope.
Grope, Tokaki, grope!
See Tokaki get whapped over the head by Subaru.
See Tokaki apologize to Subaru.
Sorry, Tokaki, sorry.
See Tokaki start to grope Subaru.
See Subaru sweatdrop.

See Subaru.
See Subaru getting married to the pervert.
See Subaru dragging the pervert away from the gang of pretty girls he's been chasing all morning.
Drag, Subaru, drag.

See Tatara.
Tatara's name is fun to say.
See chorus of fangirls happily chanting Tatara's name.
See Tatara's eye twitch.
Twitch, Tatara, twitch.
See chorus of fangirls still chanting Tatara's name.
See Tatara lose it.
See Tatara start chanting his own name and start dancing with Tokaki.
See Subaru sweatdrop.
See Tokaki panic.
See Tatara laugh.
Laugh, Tatara, laugh.

See Suzuno.
See Suzuno sweatdrop.
See Suzuno pretend not know the seishi who is dancing with another man.
Avoid, Suzuno, avoid.

See Suzuno and Tatara seperated.
See Suzuno old and sad.
See Keisuke commenting on her wrinkles.
See Suzuno embed a chair into Keisuke's head.
Embed, Suzuno, embed!
See Suzuno die.
Poor Suzuno.
See Suzuno reunite with Tatara who is still chanting his own name.
See Suzuno sweatdrop.
Sweatdrop, Suzuno, sweatdrop.

See Ashitare.
See Ashitare with foot hanging from his mouth.
Wonder why Ashitare is back in the picture.
See the cave on Mount Black.
See Tomite scare potential thieves away with his ice arrows.
See thieves run right into Ashitare's path.
Stupid, thieves, stupid.
See Tomite snicker.
See Hikutsu about to lose his lunch.

See Hikutsu.
Hikutsu is a Genbu seishi.
Hikutsu is dead and must guard the Shinzaho.
Guard, Hikutsu, gaurd.

See Tomite who is in the same situation pace aimlessly.
Pace, Tomite, pace.
See them sit down to play a riveting game of Go Fish.
Go Fish, Hikutsu, go fish.

See Shouka.
See Shouka smile.
Pretty, Shouka, pretty.
See Shouka try to stab Miaka.
See Shouka miss.
Try harder, Shouka, try harder!
See Shouka miss again.
See Shouka sigh because no one can kill Miaka.

See Miaka call for Tamahome.
See Miaka eat.

See Chiriko.
See Chiriko get away.
Come back, Chiriko, come back!
See Chiriko run into Ashitare's path.
See Ashitare lunge for Chiriko.
Lunge, Ashitare, lunge.
See Chiriko use the ancient Chinese philosophy that is when his hands are level with your head, your teeth are level with his groin.
Howl, Ashitare, howl!
Run, Chiriko, run!
No!
Come back, Chiriko, come back!

See Kouji run.
See Kouji run fast!
Run, Kouji, run!
See Kouji run from a hoard of fangirls.
See Kouji bump into Chichiri.
See them both go down.
See fangirls take them away.

See Mitsukake snrk.
See Mitsukake try to pry off Laurelgand.
Pry Mistukake, pry.
See Mitsukake fail.

See Mitsukake get an idea!
See Mitsukake do a strip tease!
Strip, Mitsukake, strip!
See Laurel get a nosebleed.
See Laurel pass out.
Run, Mitsukake, run!

See Nuriko laugh at everyone getting chased by their fangirls.
See Nuriko get glomped by his fangirls AND boys.
See Nuriko run for his 'lil gay life.
Run, Nuriko, run!

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