DISCLAIMERS: I do not owe YnM! Matsushita-sensei owes them! I only owe Ayumi-chan!

EVE ARC 1: EXCESSUM IRRITUS PROCURATOR

MEIFU (JuOhCho, SHokan Division, Chief Konoe's office)

"TSUZUKI ASATO!" Chief Konoe bellowed at the poor purple-eyed shinigami crouching behind Hisoka. "Gomenasai Kacho!" wailed the crying Tsuzuki. Hisoka sighed and whispered, "Baka!"

Tatsumi replied, "If you would just stop coming late Tsuzuki, then there would be no scolding." then he eyed Tsuzuki evilly and said, "And if you would just stop doing damages, then their would be bonus!"

Tsuzuki whimpered, "You're so mean Tatsumi..."

Chief Konoe calmed hismelf and settled on his desk. He then took out a folder and said, "This is your new assignment."

"There is an amount of unusual deaths in at St. Mikhael Academy. Students disappear and appears after a day with their skin torched!" Tatsumi replied showing Tsuzuki and Hisoka pictures of the victims. Tsuzuki cringed at the sight and said, "They looked like they were boiled!"

"The expressions on their faces conclude they were burned alive" Hisoka pointed out.

Chief Konoe nod his head, "I want you two to investigate the matter, find out what causes these deaths and do what you must to do!" Tsuzuki saluted and exclaimed, "Got that Kacho!" he and Hisoka was about to leave when Chief Konoe exclaimed, "Chotto matte!"

"There is something else too Tsuzuki" Chief Konoe replied. Tsuzuki and Hisoka looked at each other with puzzled expression. Behind them, the door opened, they turned around and saw a girl with long black hair with red streaks on them, her emotionless gray eyes was so familiar.

"Ayumi-chan!" Tsuzuki blurted out. "Hasegawa Ayumi is now a Shinigami Tsuzuki-san. Since she doesn't have a designated partner and place yet, she is assigned from above to be taken care of you." Tatsumi replied smiling.

Tsuzuki couldn't help but jump for joy, "WAIIIIII! That's good!" with that he glomped at Ayumi crying, "I'll be a good older brother to you Ayumi-chan!" hearts

Hisoka frowned, "This is not good" he thought.

TSUZUKI'S CUBICLE

"This is my place Ayumi-chan!" Tsuzuki exclaimed seating on his chair. "Messy isn't it?" Terazuma exclaimed. Tsuzuki eyed him and said, "Shut up Terazuma!"

"Kawaii! I never thought I did a good job on Ayu-chan's hair!" Wakaba exclaimed showing up. Tsuzuki grinned and said, "So that's why she had a change of hair color and style."

Wakaba winked at him and said, "Kirei isn't it Tsuzuki-kun?" Tsuzuki nod his head. "Nothing much change if you ask me!" Terazuma grumbled. Tsuzuki winched and exclaimed, "Be nice Terazuma or you're forgetting that she's better in Kyudo Archery than you are."

Terazuma face faulted and exclaimed, "Don't remind me! Baka!" Hisoka then handed Ayumi the folder that Chief Konoe gave them and exclaimed, "This is our mission."

"I know, Tatsumi-san told me earlier" Ayumi replied her expression still the same. "Why this..." Hisoka thought looking annoyed.

"Oi, isn't it the perfect weapon!" Watari exclaimed seeing Ayumi. Then suddenly, a pot flung at him hitting him on the face. Tsuzuki cried, "What do you mean by that!"

Watari rubbed his nose and asked, "Well isn't she?" Tsuzuki grabbed him by the shirt and said with a deadly tone, "She is not a weapon! She is a human being! I don't want any of you saying she's a weapon! She's no one's weapon! Understand?"

Yutaka Watari nod his head nervously. Everyone there went quiet. They never saw Tsuzuki like this. The purple-eyed shinigami then approached Ayumi and smilingly said, "Right Ayumi-chan? Anata wa ningen!"

"Anata wa ningen" the words echoed through Ayumi's mind, she nod her head. Hisoka grabbed Tsuzuki by the collar and exclaimed, "Let's go baka!" Wakaba sighed and said, "How cute, Hisoka is jealous!" Terazuma raised an eyebrow and said, "Honto?"

The girl nod her head and said, "I'm right, am I Watari-san?" Watari beamed and said, "Positive 100 right Kannuki-chan!" Wakaba then turned to Terazuma and cooed, "Nee... Ha-ji-me-chan!"

Terazuma looked at her nervously, "N-Nani?" Wakaba then jumped at him crying, "I want you to be jealous too!"

"AGGHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME!" Terazuma cried falling down with Wakaba clinging to him. (disaster occurs)

EARTH (ST. MIKHAEL ACADEMY)

The principal went towards the stadium and exclaimed, "We have a new clinic doctor and two new transferees! Please welcome Hiroyama Asato, our new clinic doctor" Tsuzuki stepped forward winking at the students he said, "Hello! If you're sick just drop by at the clinic!"

"He's soooo cute!" a girl squealed blushing

"I feel I wanted to be sick everyday!" another girl squealed.

Hisoka sighed and thought, "Idiots!"

"Let's also welcome Takamiya Hiro and Hasegawa Mary" the principal replied. "They're transferees fromn St. Joseph Academy, please welcome them!" The principal exclaimed. Hisoka and Ayumi stepped forward and took a bow.

"That guy is cute!" a girl whispered. "Hey the girl is beautiful!" a boy exclaimed to his seatmate. The students were dismissed into their classrooms. Tsuzuki before going to the clinic approached Ayumi and said, "Nee Ayumi-chan, make friends okay?" with that he kissed Ayumi on the forehead. Seeing this, Hisoka froze and thought, "Tsu-zu-ki!"

SECTION 2-1

A boy by the name of Yujin approached Ayumi and Hisoka and asked, "Hey you two! Aren't you afraid of this school?" Hisoka answered, "Oh you mean the disappearing students? I don't believe in that"

"Believe it Hiro-kun! A classmate of ours did disappear one day and she returned dead, her skin burned!" a girl exclaimed looking frightened. Ayumi spoke, "I've heard of the news, it usually happens on break times, a student will disappear and the
next day she'll be found in the most unexpected places. Dead."

Yujin shivered and said, "Jeez Mary-chan, the way you speak makes it even scarier!"

"Do you speak like that always?" the girl asked. Ayumi shook her head and said, "Only if I wanted to be scary!" Hisoka snickered and replied, "You're always scary Mary!" with that he broke into laughter, Yujin and the girl also laughed. Ayumi stared at them wondering.

Tsuzuki sighed in his seat, he was awfully tired. Girls come and go inside the clinic pretending to be sick just to get a glimpse of him, talk to him, get his phone number, worst, asking him to marry them! The clinic door opened and there stood Ayumi. Tsuzuki smiled and all his energy came back seeing the girl visiting him.

"Oi Ayumi-chan! Is something wrong? Are you dizzy after seeping too much emotions? Hisoka is like that, he tends to overload when he's around with many people." Tsuzuki ranted as he checked on Ayumi. Ayumi shook her head and said, "I'm fine Tsuzuki-san."

Tsuzuki raised an eyebrow and asked, "Ehh? Then what's wrong Ayumi-chan?" Ayumi then heard it, the same sound she heard from Hisoka and her classmates. She pointed her fingers at a group of students doing it and asked, "What are they doing?"

"They're talking and laughing Ayumi-chan." Tsuzuki answered shrugging his shoulders. Ayumi asked again, "What is laughter?"

"Laughter is the result of happiness or a joke" Tsuzuki answered seating beside Ayumi. Ayumi looked at Tsuzuki and asked, "What is happiness? What is a joke?"

Tsuzuki opened his mouth then closed it. He doesn't have the slightest idea how he'll explain it to the girl. He took a deep sigh and said, "Gomenasai Ayumi-chan it's hard to explain, to understand it better, you must get exposed to humans who have emotions" Tsuzuki replied.

Then suddenly Hisoka burst inside crying, "TSUZUKI!" he then stopped when he saw Ayumi seating beside Tsuzuki. Ayumi stood up and said, "Yujin. he disappeared am I right?" Hisoka demanded, "How the hell-"

"I felt it" Ayumi explained. Tsuzuki frowned and replied "Where did he disappeared Hisoka?"

"I'll show you!" the green-eyed shinigami exclaimed.

TSUZUKU