Kia-I don't own any thing in this fic except me. I want to own myself, stay
away from me Cid.
Cid- Aww.
Kia- Now back to. the weakest link!
Cloud- Yay.
Kia- Now if you don't know the rules, then listen up. Blah blah blah blah
*Tifa is thinking about Cloud, who is thinking about Aeris, who is thinking about Kia who is explaining the game*
Kia- Blah. So let the games begin!
Kia- Lets start with Yuffie and go left, Yuffie.
Yuffie- What?!
Kia- Who made Final Fantasy 8.
Yuffie- Dammit! I don't know. So... um. Ubi-Soft?
Kia- Way off. Cid, who is bigger, Cloud or the Buster Sword?
Cid- I would say the Buster Sword is bigger.
Kia- Wrong. Aeris, what is a fraction of a quarter to a dollar?
Aeris- One- fourth.
Kia- Yay! First one correct! * 2 minutes are left*
Aeris- Yippe! You guys suck!
Kia- Barret, what is you're maiden name?
Barret- What the hell? Dis' aint supposed to be a question is it?
Kia- Uh, yeah it is.
Barret-.. Highwind.
Kia-Don't tell me, is it concidense or are you guys gay.
Barret- No clue really.
Kia- 1:30 remain, next question. Tifa, who did Sephy kill before Aeris.
Tifa- Aww damn. I should know this one.. Um... A monkey?
Kia- Wrong. Vincent, who is the president of the U.S.
Vincent- George Dubya Bush.
Kia- Cool, you're right.
Kia- Cloud, who is better, Batman or Superman?
Cloud- Batman by tons of cool points! Batman rules!
Kia- Right, but. Nevermind. Sephy, what color material summons monsters.
Sephy- Easy, red colored material summons mystical creatures like blah blah blah blah blah.
*Kia sits around for a while until 10 seconds are left*
Kia- Shut it! Damn you bitch, you wasted 50 seconds on that easy question! Yuffie.
Yuffie- Bank.
Kia- What is the color of.. *Ultra loud buzzer noise*
Kia- Oops, our time is up, now lets vote off someone so we can get on with this pathetic show.
*Everyone writes a name and waits until Tifa finishes her long writing*
Kia-.. Ok, lets see who you voted for.
Yuffie- Cid.
Cid- Kia
Kia- Cid, I cant be voted out stupid.
Cid- Aww $^*# dis %$#&(* world.
Aeris- Cid.
Barret- Cid.
Tifa- Cid.
Vincent- Cid
Cloud- Cid
Sephy- Cid
Kia- Ok, why did you all vote for Cid?
Everyone but Cid- Because he gay you ass!
Kia- That's what I thought. Cid, you are the weakest link, get the hell of my stage!
Cid- !@#@ you all!!
*Cid runs away crying*
Kia- Well, I'm gonna takes a nap now, so do whatever you want contestants.
Cloud- Hehe.
Kia- ZzZzZzzzZzZzzz
Aeris- I haven't seen anyone do something funny yet, this sucks.
*Cloud sneaks up on Kia and gives him a wedgie*
Kia- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMYYYY ASS!!!!
*Cloud runs away looking innocent*
Kia- Cloud, you're dead!
*Cloud shrieks like a girl and is chased by Kia wielding two swords, the Masamune and the Ultima Weapon*
Kia- Good thing its Barbaque night! Mwhahahahaha!!
*Kia impales Cloud on the Masamune and slices his head of with the Ultima Weapon, creating a huge mess of blood and guts*
Kia- We need a medic here, and a new contestant!
*Red XIII runs up to the stand and barks*
Red- Woof! Bark bark! Hungya hungya!
Kia- I guess this will do.
Aeris and Tifa- That evil. little son of a bitch!
Kia- What, me?
Aeris and Tifa- DIE!!!
*They both jump on Kia and pummel him into the ground, breaking only his left arm and leaving him beat down*
Kia- Oww.. Medic. Need. Cherry Wine.. Help me. *passes out*
Yuffie- That had to hurt, I guess we will have to wait for a little while before round two. Oh well. let Vincent close this up.
Vincent- Ok, don't mind if I do.
*Vincent walks up to the crowd*
Vincent- Uh, due to some physical harm to Kia, we have to delay this show for a day or two. And um. don't move if you don't want to be sued and shot in the head!
*The crowd stays very still*
Vincent- Good, very good, mwhahahaha!
Authors note- Well, that's it, I hope you liked chapter two! ^_^ Also, go ahead and put some questions and people you want gone in your reviews it would help me and you for this story! ^_^
Till' then, see ya! *runs away from angry mobs*
Cid- Aww.
Kia- Now back to. the weakest link!
Cloud- Yay.
Kia- Now if you don't know the rules, then listen up. Blah blah blah blah
*Tifa is thinking about Cloud, who is thinking about Aeris, who is thinking about Kia who is explaining the game*
Kia- Blah. So let the games begin!
Kia- Lets start with Yuffie and go left, Yuffie.
Yuffie- What?!
Kia- Who made Final Fantasy 8.
Yuffie- Dammit! I don't know. So... um. Ubi-Soft?
Kia- Way off. Cid, who is bigger, Cloud or the Buster Sword?
Cid- I would say the Buster Sword is bigger.
Kia- Wrong. Aeris, what is a fraction of a quarter to a dollar?
Aeris- One- fourth.
Kia- Yay! First one correct! * 2 minutes are left*
Aeris- Yippe! You guys suck!
Kia- Barret, what is you're maiden name?
Barret- What the hell? Dis' aint supposed to be a question is it?
Kia- Uh, yeah it is.
Barret-.. Highwind.
Kia-Don't tell me, is it concidense or are you guys gay.
Barret- No clue really.
Kia- 1:30 remain, next question. Tifa, who did Sephy kill before Aeris.
Tifa- Aww damn. I should know this one.. Um... A monkey?
Kia- Wrong. Vincent, who is the president of the U.S.
Vincent- George Dubya Bush.
Kia- Cool, you're right.
Kia- Cloud, who is better, Batman or Superman?
Cloud- Batman by tons of cool points! Batman rules!
Kia- Right, but. Nevermind. Sephy, what color material summons monsters.
Sephy- Easy, red colored material summons mystical creatures like blah blah blah blah blah.
*Kia sits around for a while until 10 seconds are left*
Kia- Shut it! Damn you bitch, you wasted 50 seconds on that easy question! Yuffie.
Yuffie- Bank.
Kia- What is the color of.. *Ultra loud buzzer noise*
Kia- Oops, our time is up, now lets vote off someone so we can get on with this pathetic show.
*Everyone writes a name and waits until Tifa finishes her long writing*
Kia-.. Ok, lets see who you voted for.
Yuffie- Cid.
Cid- Kia
Kia- Cid, I cant be voted out stupid.
Cid- Aww $^*# dis %$#&(* world.
Aeris- Cid.
Barret- Cid.
Tifa- Cid.
Vincent- Cid
Cloud- Cid
Sephy- Cid
Kia- Ok, why did you all vote for Cid?
Everyone but Cid- Because he gay you ass!
Kia- That's what I thought. Cid, you are the weakest link, get the hell of my stage!
Cid- !@#@ you all!!
*Cid runs away crying*
Kia- Well, I'm gonna takes a nap now, so do whatever you want contestants.
Cloud- Hehe.
Kia- ZzZzZzzzZzZzzz
Aeris- I haven't seen anyone do something funny yet, this sucks.
*Cloud sneaks up on Kia and gives him a wedgie*
Kia- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMYYYY ASS!!!!
*Cloud runs away looking innocent*
Kia- Cloud, you're dead!
*Cloud shrieks like a girl and is chased by Kia wielding two swords, the Masamune and the Ultima Weapon*
Kia- Good thing its Barbaque night! Mwhahahahaha!!
*Kia impales Cloud on the Masamune and slices his head of with the Ultima Weapon, creating a huge mess of blood and guts*
Kia- We need a medic here, and a new contestant!
*Red XIII runs up to the stand and barks*
Red- Woof! Bark bark! Hungya hungya!
Kia- I guess this will do.
Aeris and Tifa- That evil. little son of a bitch!
Kia- What, me?
Aeris and Tifa- DIE!!!
*They both jump on Kia and pummel him into the ground, breaking only his left arm and leaving him beat down*
Kia- Oww.. Medic. Need. Cherry Wine.. Help me. *passes out*
Yuffie- That had to hurt, I guess we will have to wait for a little while before round two. Oh well. let Vincent close this up.
Vincent- Ok, don't mind if I do.
*Vincent walks up to the crowd*
Vincent- Uh, due to some physical harm to Kia, we have to delay this show for a day or two. And um. don't move if you don't want to be sued and shot in the head!
*The crowd stays very still*
Vincent- Good, very good, mwhahahaha!
Authors note- Well, that's it, I hope you liked chapter two! ^_^ Also, go ahead and put some questions and people you want gone in your reviews it would help me and you for this story! ^_^
Till' then, see ya! *runs away from angry mobs*