Kia- Yes, yes. I gots new video games. Whenever that happens, no fics fer
you! ^_^ Anyways, here is the 3rd chapter, enjoy. I don't own anything,
once again.
*Kia walks onto the stage with his broken arm*
Kia- Ow.. Anyways, back to. THE WEAKEST LINK!!
Barret- Its been a while, hasn't it.
Aeris- Well, technically, I should be dead right now. So, to me, this whole story is a big Plot Hole.
Vincent- Hmm, none of the audience moved!! ^_^ Wow!
Kia- Ok, everyone ready? LETS PLAY!!
Yuffie- ...
Kia- Ok, first off. Lets start with Yuffie again.
Yuffie- Ok.
Kia- What is the square root of a swallow?
Yuffie- African or American?
Kia- Right, Aeris, if a plane crashes on the border of Canada and America, where do you bury the survivors?
Aeris- Um. Midgar?
Kia-.... No, Barret, what is the worst cus word?
*all the audience hold their ears
Barret- The worst word? Easy, the worst word is.. Pie.
Kia- RIGHT!! HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!! ^_^ Anyways, Tifa, who should be kicked off next?
Tifa-Um. Barret.
Kia- Exactly, SECURITY!!!
*Gaurds run on stage, grab Barret and drag him outside, where they attack him with Suntan Lotion Kia- That's gonna leave a mark. Vincent, what is the square root of 4356?
*Vincent laughs
Vincent- Easy, that's 66!
Kia- DUDE! That's right. Anyways, Sephiroth. Blooga, Smooga Koochie moochi bakin chocolate?
Sephiroth- Suntan Lotion!
Kia- Yes, but how did you know?
Sephiroth- Suntan Lotion is the answer to ALL questions, my friend.
Kia- Ok. Red, what is Tifa wearing?
Tifa- HEY!
Red- That.
Kia- Yup!
*red smiles evily
Kia- Right, 30 seconds left, Yuffie?
Yuffie- What.
Kia- How do cows fly?
Yuffie- They don't, trick question.
Kia- Right, Aeri-
Aeris- BANK!! BANK BANK!! *uber loud buzzer noise
Kia- Ok ok, times up anyway. Ya managed to get 6000 dollars for no reason this round. Nice job. And now, time to vote someone off. Write someone's name on. now..
*30 seconds later
Kia- Ok, reveal your answers!
Yuffie- Aeris
Aeris- Yuffie
Tifa- Aeris
Vincent- Aeris
Sephiroth- Aeris
Red XIII- Aeris. Sowwy..
Kia- Why Aeris? Why?
Yuffie- Because she is stupid!! YA DON'T BURY SURVIVORS!!!
Kia- True. Tifa?
Tifa- Because she is a bitch. She also wanted Cloud, who you killed.Wait.
Kia- Heh! Save it for later!! *sad face* I don't wanna die now! Anyways, Vincent?
Vincent- She was the only one to get a question wrong.
Kia- Yup, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth- Hey, ya stopped calling me Sephy! ^_^ Anyways, she should be dead, I killed her.
Kia- Ok. Red?
Red XIII- Because I just FELT LIKE IT!!
Kia- Fine, fine. Aeris, you are the weakest link. Go get nachos from our sponsor "Nacho World" and. GOODBYE!!
Aeris- Nachos!? WHERE!!!
*Aeris runs off
Kia- Man, this chapter sucks. I hope I don't kill anyone today.
*Tifa jumps at Kia and grabs his broken arm, breaking it more
Kia- OW OW OW!! STOP!!!
Tifa- Why should I?
Kia- Because. Um. *whispers
Tifa- Oh, really! *uber happy face
Kia- Yeah.
Tifa- OK!!! *glomps Kia
Kia- Well. That's all for now, see ya later on. The weakest link. Excuse me while I kill someone. *walks away with broken arm glomped by Tifa
What kind of plan did Kia talk about! Oh no!! Anyways, thanks for all the reviews even though I wasn't checking them. It seems people really like this story!! Also, if ya like sprite comics, go to my site a register at the message board at..
www.geocities.com/austoko
Thanks, and have a nice day. ^_^ *runs away
*Kia walks onto the stage with his broken arm*
Kia- Ow.. Anyways, back to. THE WEAKEST LINK!!
Barret- Its been a while, hasn't it.
Aeris- Well, technically, I should be dead right now. So, to me, this whole story is a big Plot Hole.
Vincent- Hmm, none of the audience moved!! ^_^ Wow!
Kia- Ok, everyone ready? LETS PLAY!!
Yuffie- ...
Kia- Ok, first off. Lets start with Yuffie again.
Yuffie- Ok.
Kia- What is the square root of a swallow?
Yuffie- African or American?
Kia- Right, Aeris, if a plane crashes on the border of Canada and America, where do you bury the survivors?
Aeris- Um. Midgar?
Kia-.... No, Barret, what is the worst cus word?
*all the audience hold their ears
Barret- The worst word? Easy, the worst word is.. Pie.
Kia- RIGHT!! HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!! ^_^ Anyways, Tifa, who should be kicked off next?
Tifa-Um. Barret.
Kia- Exactly, SECURITY!!!
*Gaurds run on stage, grab Barret and drag him outside, where they attack him with Suntan Lotion Kia- That's gonna leave a mark. Vincent, what is the square root of 4356?
*Vincent laughs
Vincent- Easy, that's 66!
Kia- DUDE! That's right. Anyways, Sephiroth. Blooga, Smooga Koochie moochi bakin chocolate?
Sephiroth- Suntan Lotion!
Kia- Yes, but how did you know?
Sephiroth- Suntan Lotion is the answer to ALL questions, my friend.
Kia- Ok. Red, what is Tifa wearing?
Tifa- HEY!
Red- That.
Kia- Yup!
*red smiles evily
Kia- Right, 30 seconds left, Yuffie?
Yuffie- What.
Kia- How do cows fly?
Yuffie- They don't, trick question.
Kia- Right, Aeri-
Aeris- BANK!! BANK BANK!! *uber loud buzzer noise
Kia- Ok ok, times up anyway. Ya managed to get 6000 dollars for no reason this round. Nice job. And now, time to vote someone off. Write someone's name on. now..
*30 seconds later
Kia- Ok, reveal your answers!
Yuffie- Aeris
Aeris- Yuffie
Tifa- Aeris
Vincent- Aeris
Sephiroth- Aeris
Red XIII- Aeris. Sowwy..
Kia- Why Aeris? Why?
Yuffie- Because she is stupid!! YA DON'T BURY SURVIVORS!!!
Kia- True. Tifa?
Tifa- Because she is a bitch. She also wanted Cloud, who you killed.Wait.
Kia- Heh! Save it for later!! *sad face* I don't wanna die now! Anyways, Vincent?
Vincent- She was the only one to get a question wrong.
Kia- Yup, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth- Hey, ya stopped calling me Sephy! ^_^ Anyways, she should be dead, I killed her.
Kia- Ok. Red?
Red XIII- Because I just FELT LIKE IT!!
Kia- Fine, fine. Aeris, you are the weakest link. Go get nachos from our sponsor "Nacho World" and. GOODBYE!!
Aeris- Nachos!? WHERE!!!
*Aeris runs off
Kia- Man, this chapter sucks. I hope I don't kill anyone today.
*Tifa jumps at Kia and grabs his broken arm, breaking it more
Kia- OW OW OW!! STOP!!!
Tifa- Why should I?
Kia- Because. Um. *whispers
Tifa- Oh, really! *uber happy face
Kia- Yeah.
Tifa- OK!!! *glomps Kia
Kia- Well. That's all for now, see ya later on. The weakest link. Excuse me while I kill someone. *walks away with broken arm glomped by Tifa
What kind of plan did Kia talk about! Oh no!! Anyways, thanks for all the reviews even though I wasn't checking them. It seems people really like this story!! Also, if ya like sprite comics, go to my site a register at the message board at..
www.geocities.com/austoko
Thanks, and have a nice day. ^_^ *runs away