Harry Potter Southpark Style
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter *sigh* Or Southpark *double sigh* so don't sue me because I have a big bad ass Lawyer who can hold this disclaimer against you!!! *evil evil evil smirk*
All right people! It is 2:34 I just got home from school. Have nothing better to do so... I am writing a Harry Potter fic.but instead it is like.Southpark. YES!! Southpark...nothing alike... BUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!!
Characters: Harry=Stan Hermione=...um...Whoever Ron=Kenny/Kyle kind of a mix Draco=Cartman Hagrid=Chief Snape=Mr.Garison Cho=Wendy
And the rest are just people. I couldn't really figure anymore out if anyone has any ideas put it in the review! So for the first chapter it is just a taste in till all the characters are figured out so HERE WE GO!!
Harry Potter
*Harry, Ron, and Draco are waiting for the train to arrive*
Draco: ...and then my mom said my family is better then yours because we are pureblood.
Harry: Well I stopped the most evil thing!
Draco: You-Know-Who?
Harry: No! Your fat ass!
*All laugh*
Draco: AUGH I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Ron: With what? All you can do is eat!
*all laugh*
Draco: SHUT UP YOU POOR PIECE OF CRAP!!
*Train arrives*
Cho: Hi Harry!
Harry: *barfs*
Cho: Ewwwww!
*at school* *in Snapes class*
Ron: *raising hand*
Snape: Yes Ron?
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom?
Snape: You'll have to ask Mr. Wand
Ron: I don't wanna ask Mr. Wand!
Snape: I think you should ask Mr. Wand...
Ron: I DON'T WANT TO ASK MR.WAND!!
Snape: ASK MR.WAND!!
Ron: FINE!! Mr. Wand can I please go to the bathroom
Mr. Wand/Snape: Well Ron.No. NO YOU HEAR ME!! YOU GO TO HELL!! YOU GO TO HELL AND DIE!!!
*At Hagrids*
Harry: Hi Hagrid!
Hagrid: How's it going?
Ron: Bad!
Hagrid: Why bad?
Ron: Snape wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, and Draco said he was better then us because he was pureblood...
Hagrid: Oh that's too bad. How about I sing a song!
Ron: Err. Okay?
Hagrid: When things are getting you down. you know the only thing to do is.. GRAB YOURSELF A HOT MOMMA!! AND MAKE LOVE TO HER ALL NIGHT!! ALL NIGHT!! Oh I am going to make love to ya woman! I am going to do you right! I am going to---
Harry: HAGRID!! HAGRID!!
Hagrid: Huh?
Harry: That had nothing to do with what we were talking about!
Hagrid: Well I don't know go punch him in the balls!
Harry and Ron: Okay! *run out door*
Hagrid: So blow me...BLOW ME TONIGHT!!!! !! YEAH!
Okay I know that was short but I don't want to get too far into it without the characters right. So if you have any suggestions tell me PLEASE!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter *sigh* Or Southpark *double sigh* so don't sue me because I have a big bad ass Lawyer who can hold this disclaimer against you!!! *evil evil evil smirk*
All right people! It is 2:34 I just got home from school. Have nothing better to do so... I am writing a Harry Potter fic.but instead it is like.Southpark. YES!! Southpark...nothing alike... BUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!!
Characters: Harry=Stan Hermione=...um...Whoever Ron=Kenny/Kyle kind of a mix Draco=Cartman Hagrid=Chief Snape=Mr.Garison Cho=Wendy
And the rest are just people. I couldn't really figure anymore out if anyone has any ideas put it in the review! So for the first chapter it is just a taste in till all the characters are figured out so HERE WE GO!!
Harry Potter
*Harry, Ron, and Draco are waiting for the train to arrive*
Draco: ...and then my mom said my family is better then yours because we are pureblood.
Harry: Well I stopped the most evil thing!
Draco: You-Know-Who?
Harry: No! Your fat ass!
*All laugh*
Draco: AUGH I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Ron: With what? All you can do is eat!
*all laugh*
Draco: SHUT UP YOU POOR PIECE OF CRAP!!
*Train arrives*
Cho: Hi Harry!
Harry: *barfs*
Cho: Ewwwww!
*at school* *in Snapes class*
Ron: *raising hand*
Snape: Yes Ron?
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom?
Snape: You'll have to ask Mr. Wand
Ron: I don't wanna ask Mr. Wand!
Snape: I think you should ask Mr. Wand...
Ron: I DON'T WANT TO ASK MR.WAND!!
Snape: ASK MR.WAND!!
Ron: FINE!! Mr. Wand can I please go to the bathroom
Mr. Wand/Snape: Well Ron.No. NO YOU HEAR ME!! YOU GO TO HELL!! YOU GO TO HELL AND DIE!!!
*At Hagrids*
Harry: Hi Hagrid!
Hagrid: How's it going?
Ron: Bad!
Hagrid: Why bad?
Ron: Snape wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, and Draco said he was better then us because he was pureblood...
Hagrid: Oh that's too bad. How about I sing a song!
Ron: Err. Okay?
Hagrid: When things are getting you down. you know the only thing to do is.. GRAB YOURSELF A HOT MOMMA!! AND MAKE LOVE TO HER ALL NIGHT!! ALL NIGHT!! Oh I am going to make love to ya woman! I am going to do you right! I am going to---
Harry: HAGRID!! HAGRID!!
Hagrid: Huh?
Harry: That had nothing to do with what we were talking about!
Hagrid: Well I don't know go punch him in the balls!
Harry and Ron: Okay! *run out door*
Hagrid: So blow me...BLOW ME TONIGHT!!!! !! YEAH!
Okay I know that was short but I don't want to get too far into it without the characters right. So if you have any suggestions tell me PLEASE!!