A/N: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin was standing in the linen closet, which was a tight fit. Even so, he was still narrating Spiff's adventure. "In his ultra-top-secret location, our hero, Spaceman Spiff, must find a way to rescue the poor delusional fool who ran off and joined the victims of Cootieitis!"
"Calvin!" Rosalyn pounded on the door of the closet. "Are you in there?"
"Zounds!" Calvin gasped. "The Evil Empress has come to capture Spiff!"
"Enough with the games, Calvin. I doubt Mrs. Derkins would want you in her linin closet!" she pounded on the door harder.
"Spiff must some how find a way to escape!"
"Open this door, or I'll open it for you" Rosalyn threatened.
"OUR HERO BURSTS FREE!" Calvin opened the door at the last second and jumped out, knocking Rosalyn over.
"CALVIN! GET BACK HERE!" she yelled as Calvin ran off towards the nearest room- Susie's bedroom. Slamming the door shut, and locking it, Calvin sighed in relief.
"OPEN THIS DOOR!" Rosalyn screamed.
"Never, you twisted tyrant!" Calvin called boldly out.
At the tea party, Susie cocked her head at the noise of two doors slamming, Rosalyn shouting, and Calvin shouting back. "Uh-oh. Calvin's up to something," she told her friends.
"Isn't he always up to something?" one girl asked.
"Yeah. He's always doing something like that. Remeber the Noodle Incident?" another girl responded.
"Don't remind me. Some of my clothes STILL have noodle gunk on them!" Susie stuck her tounge out in disgust.
"Spiff frantically looks at his new surroundings. Apparently, our hero is in the very location where the virus came from!" Calvin looked around in shock at his surroundings. "Staying in here, Spiff might get infected! But going outside of this... this cave, the Evil Empress will kill him!"
Calvin walked around Susie's bedroom, and picked up several dolls. "Obviously, Cootieitis leads to horrific mutations!"
He walked around some more, hoping to find something to 'cure' Hobbes of Cootieitis. "Suddenly, Spiff spies some sort of device!" He rushed over to Susie's hair drier.
"'Perhaps this will cure the poor infected souls!' our bold hero comments." Taking the hair drier and one of Susie's dolls, he tried to blow it.
"Cruses! The cure needs some sort of energy device!" He looked around Susie's room, hoping to find an outlet.
"Spiff must dare leaving this place, in order to save the victims!" He walked slowly towards the door and unlocked it.
"Yes! The Empress is no where to be found!"
"I HAVE YOU NOW!" Rosalyn jumped out from around the corner and grabbed Calvin.
"SPIFF MUST ESCAPE!" He took the hairdrier and started hitting Rosalyn with it.
"WHAT are you doing?" she pulled it out of his grasp, and threw it back into Susie's bedroom.
"Oh no! Perhaps the only way to suck out the Cootieitis has been destoried!" Calvin moaned.
"Come on, you! You're in BIG trouble!" Rosalyn said angrily, stomping down the stairs, with a still-moaning Calvin.
"Uh-oh. Calvin's in BIG trouble!" Susie giggled when Rosalyn stormed by.
"Serves him right. Don't you remember that time last summer he tried to kidnap us?" one of Susie's friends asked Susie.
"Yeah. He's always doing stuff like that to me."
"Great. I'll probably have to go save Calvin," Hobbes muttered, and snuck away from the card table where the tea party was set up.
"You vile scum!" Calvin snarled at Rosalyn. "You'll never keep the fearless Spaceman Spiff tied up!" Rosalyn hadn't really tied Calvin up. She had, however, made him sit in the corner, while she sat in a chair and glared at him darkly.
"Want to make your punishment longer?" she said cooly.
"Zounds! The Evil Empress's evil comes to no end!"
"Whatever..." Rosalyn said, and started to read a magazine.
Calvin was standing in the linen closet, which was a tight fit. Even so, he was still narrating Spiff's adventure. "In his ultra-top-secret location, our hero, Spaceman Spiff, must find a way to rescue the poor delusional fool who ran off and joined the victims of Cootieitis!"
"Calvin!" Rosalyn pounded on the door of the closet. "Are you in there?"
"Zounds!" Calvin gasped. "The Evil Empress has come to capture Spiff!"
"Enough with the games, Calvin. I doubt Mrs. Derkins would want you in her linin closet!" she pounded on the door harder.
"Spiff must some how find a way to escape!"
"Open this door, or I'll open it for you" Rosalyn threatened.
"OUR HERO BURSTS FREE!" Calvin opened the door at the last second and jumped out, knocking Rosalyn over.
"CALVIN! GET BACK HERE!" she yelled as Calvin ran off towards the nearest room- Susie's bedroom. Slamming the door shut, and locking it, Calvin sighed in relief.
"OPEN THIS DOOR!" Rosalyn screamed.
"Never, you twisted tyrant!" Calvin called boldly out.
At the tea party, Susie cocked her head at the noise of two doors slamming, Rosalyn shouting, and Calvin shouting back. "Uh-oh. Calvin's up to something," she told her friends.
"Isn't he always up to something?" one girl asked.
"Yeah. He's always doing something like that. Remeber the Noodle Incident?" another girl responded.
"Don't remind me. Some of my clothes STILL have noodle gunk on them!" Susie stuck her tounge out in disgust.
"Spiff frantically looks at his new surroundings. Apparently, our hero is in the very location where the virus came from!" Calvin looked around in shock at his surroundings. "Staying in here, Spiff might get infected! But going outside of this... this cave, the Evil Empress will kill him!"
Calvin walked around Susie's bedroom, and picked up several dolls. "Obviously, Cootieitis leads to horrific mutations!"
He walked around some more, hoping to find something to 'cure' Hobbes of Cootieitis. "Suddenly, Spiff spies some sort of device!" He rushed over to Susie's hair drier.
"'Perhaps this will cure the poor infected souls!' our bold hero comments." Taking the hair drier and one of Susie's dolls, he tried to blow it.
"Cruses! The cure needs some sort of energy device!" He looked around Susie's room, hoping to find an outlet.
"Spiff must dare leaving this place, in order to save the victims!" He walked slowly towards the door and unlocked it.
"Yes! The Empress is no where to be found!"
"I HAVE YOU NOW!" Rosalyn jumped out from around the corner and grabbed Calvin.
"SPIFF MUST ESCAPE!" He took the hairdrier and started hitting Rosalyn with it.
"WHAT are you doing?" she pulled it out of his grasp, and threw it back into Susie's bedroom.
"Oh no! Perhaps the only way to suck out the Cootieitis has been destoried!" Calvin moaned.
"Come on, you! You're in BIG trouble!" Rosalyn said angrily, stomping down the stairs, with a still-moaning Calvin.
"Uh-oh. Calvin's in BIG trouble!" Susie giggled when Rosalyn stormed by.
"Serves him right. Don't you remember that time last summer he tried to kidnap us?" one of Susie's friends asked Susie.
"Yeah. He's always doing stuff like that to me."
"Great. I'll probably have to go save Calvin," Hobbes muttered, and snuck away from the card table where the tea party was set up.
"You vile scum!" Calvin snarled at Rosalyn. "You'll never keep the fearless Spaceman Spiff tied up!" Rosalyn hadn't really tied Calvin up. She had, however, made him sit in the corner, while she sat in a chair and glared at him darkly.
"Want to make your punishment longer?" she said cooly.
"Zounds! The Evil Empress's evil comes to no end!"
"Whatever..." Rosalyn said, and started to read a magazine.