Note: School gives me less and less time to write, especially since Ive got
five million revuiew tests at te beginning of the year, and I have to buy
all the schools supplies and stuff...and its very annoying...so I can only
really update on weekends, when Im not doing EVIl homework x.x
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The actors, especially Jim, were much refreshed after there night of showetring and...*coughs* anyway, they get through a few scenes of the beginning, and get to the Fire Cavern Scene.
"...Ready and...ACTION!" the director called.
"Ready, Squall?" Quistis called to Squall, pointing to the crater.
"Ready!" he called back, running to the lava pit where Ifrit would appear from.
When they arrived, Ifrit wasnt there.
"Any day now..." Quistis said, impatiently tapping her foot.
"HELLO!?!?!" Squall yelled into the crater, and Ifrit emerged speedily, wearing duckie pajamas and holding a cup of coffee
"Dammit! I was on coffee break, you little turd!" Ifrit yelled, picking up Squall by his jacket. Squall began to cry.
"Mommy!!! WAAAAAH!!!" he bawled. Ifrit looked at him.
"One who is as wussy as you does not deserve to have me as his GF...but because the script says so, lets just pretend you summoned Shiva and that you are actually strong, and now Im your GF." Ifrit said to make Squall shut up.
"...Re...Really?" Squall asked.
"No, sucker!" Ifrit yelled, dropping Squall into the lava pit over which Ifrit floated.
"CUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!" the director yelled.
"Jim! Go save Squall before he burns to death!!!" The director commanded.
"Alwighty!" Jim tittered, then dived into the lava and dragged Squall out, who was miracuosly not burned at all.
The director glared at Ifrit.
"Ifrit! Your supposed to be ready! Jim told you to go off coffee break 10 minutes before the scene! And Squall! You cant be such a wussy! Geez, I can see why Rinoa likes Seifer better!" The director bellowed, causing Squall to cry again. Ifrit just rolled his eyes.
"Fie....Fire Cavern...take 450..." ------------------
Finally, they get through the Fire Cavern after 502 takes, and get to Dollet where Selphie is added to the party.
*Selphie is standing on the rocks, ready to fall down like a little ditz. She falls like she is supposed to, but continues to roll of the other cliff and straight into the metal door at the entrance to the radio tower*
"AUUUUUUGH!!!" Selphie screamed as she tumbled off the second cliff, slamming smack into the hard iron door. Zell and Squall quickly jumped off the cliff to assist to her.
However, when Zell finally got her face pried off the door, he discovered she now looked like...JIM!!!
Zell and Squall both screamed like girls while running off screen to there trailers.
The director leapt out of his chair and dashed to where Selphie was sitting.
"Selphie! WHat happened?!" The director demanded. SHe giggled, then gave the director a big, fat, wet kiss on the lips.
"Im not Selphie, Im really Jim!!!" Jim said.
"Then where is Selphie?" The director asked.
~Elsewhere~
Selphie was bound down to a bed, her hands handuffed to the rails, while Dr. Kadowaki danced on top of her in a Hamtaro suit.
The director ran into the trailer, and glared at Dr. Kadowaki.
"Dr. Kadowaki! Behave this instant or I...will sic Jim on you!!!" the director yelled, causing Dr. Kadowaki to scream in fear and run away. The director immediately got to work untying Selphie.
When he was finished, it turns out Selphie wasnt Selphie...she was JIM!!!
"WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE JIM'S COMING FROOOOM?!??!!?!?" The director screamed, grabbing his head and running away. At that moment, the real Selphie emerged from her bedroom, followed by five Jim clones.
"I wonder what his problem is?" she asked herself, then giggled and ran out the door and straight into Squall.
"Squall!"
"Selphie!"
They both exclaimed. Then an awkward silence claimed them.
"Squall...I...IVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!!" Selphie said, clinging to Squall.
"Really?" he asked.
"Yes!!!" she answered, hugging him tighter.
"Gosh...Thats too bad...Because...Im gay!" he exclaimed, bursting into tears.
Selphie gaped at him. "With who?" she asked.
Squall had no need to answer her question, as all 7 of the Jim clones and the real Jim himself came running over.
"Squall, my honey-poo!" Jim exclaimed, hugging Squall and licking him erotically.
Selphie screamed and ran away.
All of the Jim clones blinked in unison.
The actors, especially Jim, were much refreshed after there night of showetring and...*coughs* anyway, they get through a few scenes of the beginning, and get to the Fire Cavern Scene.
"...Ready and...ACTION!" the director called.
"Ready, Squall?" Quistis called to Squall, pointing to the crater.
"Ready!" he called back, running to the lava pit where Ifrit would appear from.
When they arrived, Ifrit wasnt there.
"Any day now..." Quistis said, impatiently tapping her foot.
"HELLO!?!?!" Squall yelled into the crater, and Ifrit emerged speedily, wearing duckie pajamas and holding a cup of coffee
"Dammit! I was on coffee break, you little turd!" Ifrit yelled, picking up Squall by his jacket. Squall began to cry.
"Mommy!!! WAAAAAH!!!" he bawled. Ifrit looked at him.
"One who is as wussy as you does not deserve to have me as his GF...but because the script says so, lets just pretend you summoned Shiva and that you are actually strong, and now Im your GF." Ifrit said to make Squall shut up.
"...Re...Really?" Squall asked.
"No, sucker!" Ifrit yelled, dropping Squall into the lava pit over which Ifrit floated.
"CUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!" the director yelled.
"Jim! Go save Squall before he burns to death!!!" The director commanded.
"Alwighty!" Jim tittered, then dived into the lava and dragged Squall out, who was miracuosly not burned at all.
The director glared at Ifrit.
"Ifrit! Your supposed to be ready! Jim told you to go off coffee break 10 minutes before the scene! And Squall! You cant be such a wussy! Geez, I can see why Rinoa likes Seifer better!" The director bellowed, causing Squall to cry again. Ifrit just rolled his eyes.
"Fie....Fire Cavern...take 450..." ------------------
Finally, they get through the Fire Cavern after 502 takes, and get to Dollet where Selphie is added to the party.
*Selphie is standing on the rocks, ready to fall down like a little ditz. She falls like she is supposed to, but continues to roll of the other cliff and straight into the metal door at the entrance to the radio tower*
"AUUUUUUGH!!!" Selphie screamed as she tumbled off the second cliff, slamming smack into the hard iron door. Zell and Squall quickly jumped off the cliff to assist to her.
However, when Zell finally got her face pried off the door, he discovered she now looked like...JIM!!!
Zell and Squall both screamed like girls while running off screen to there trailers.
The director leapt out of his chair and dashed to where Selphie was sitting.
"Selphie! WHat happened?!" The director demanded. SHe giggled, then gave the director a big, fat, wet kiss on the lips.
"Im not Selphie, Im really Jim!!!" Jim said.
"Then where is Selphie?" The director asked.
~Elsewhere~
Selphie was bound down to a bed, her hands handuffed to the rails, while Dr. Kadowaki danced on top of her in a Hamtaro suit.
The director ran into the trailer, and glared at Dr. Kadowaki.
"Dr. Kadowaki! Behave this instant or I...will sic Jim on you!!!" the director yelled, causing Dr. Kadowaki to scream in fear and run away. The director immediately got to work untying Selphie.
When he was finished, it turns out Selphie wasnt Selphie...she was JIM!!!
"WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE JIM'S COMING FROOOOM?!??!!?!?" The director screamed, grabbing his head and running away. At that moment, the real Selphie emerged from her bedroom, followed by five Jim clones.
"I wonder what his problem is?" she asked herself, then giggled and ran out the door and straight into Squall.
"Squall!"
"Selphie!"
They both exclaimed. Then an awkward silence claimed them.
"Squall...I...IVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!!" Selphie said, clinging to Squall.
"Really?" he asked.
"Yes!!!" she answered, hugging him tighter.
"Gosh...Thats too bad...Because...Im gay!" he exclaimed, bursting into tears.
Selphie gaped at him. "With who?" she asked.
Squall had no need to answer her question, as all 7 of the Jim clones and the real Jim himself came running over.
"Squall, my honey-poo!" Jim exclaimed, hugging Squall and licking him erotically.
Selphie screamed and ran away.
All of the Jim clones blinked in unison.