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Scene 3

(the Muses come in, shoving each other out of the way)

Tatra: Now there's one god you don't want steamed up, it's Zagato. 'Cuz he had an evil plan…

Tarta: (scowls) Now who has the accent, sister?

Caldina: He ran the Underworld

But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.

Emeraude: Is that true, Zagato? You don't like dead people?

Zagato: How can it be true? We're both dead! They're lying!

Tarta: He was as mean as he was ruthless, and that's the gospel truth.

Zagato: LIARS!!

Hikaru: He had a plan to shake things up

And that's the gospel truth…

Zagato: How dare you accuse me falsely!

Muses: THE GOSPEL TRUTH!

Zagato: (getting angry) Geo! Zazu!

(Geo and Zazu come scrambling down. Zazu falls and Geo trips on him.)

Geo: Ow! I feel pain! I'm Geo!

Zazu: And Zazu! At your service!

Zagato: Remind me once again why I am stuck with losers like you as my servants.

Geo: Um…because Lafarga, Lantis, and Eagle didn't like you?

Zazu: We're losers?

Zagato: (sigh) Never mind. Just tell me when the fates have arrived.

Geo: (whispers to Zazu) Should we tell him now?

Zazu: Nah, wait a while.

(an hour passes)

Geo: Um…sir, they're here.

Zagato: (blows a fuse) What?! And you didn't tell me?!

Geo: Um…we did, sir. Just now.

Zagato: Memo to me. Memo to me, maim you after the meeting.

Zazu: What's that?

Geo: It means he wants to physically disfigure us later.

Zazu and Geo: (blink blink) What?! NO! We are worms! Worthless worms! (run to get worm costume and put them on)

Zagato: (smirks) You got that right. (leaves and goes upstairs, where the fates were waiting)

Aska: Ahahaha! Cut the thread, Sang Yung! Do it!

Sang Yung: Aren't you reacting a bit too much, Lady Aska?

Aska: CUT IT!!

Sang Yung: (gulps) Okay. (he cuts a thread with scissors and Lafarga screams in a high pitched voice, then, the sound of a recorder is heard)

Lafarga: I ain't happy, I'm feeling dead, I've got this song, stuck in my head, I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on…

Aska: Now that was terrifying…

Zagato: Hey, look at it this way, at least there are 5,000,000,001 people served.

Sang Yung: (rolls eyes) Yeah, and 99.9% of them was Lafarga dying over and over again.

Aska: Sad…Zagato, you were really desperate, weren't you?

Zagato: Don't look at me, I'm not the one cutting Lafarga's thread just so we could get dead people down here. But anyway, ladies! I am so sorry that I'm—

Aska: Late

Elder: We knew you would be

Sang Yung: (in a freaky voice) We know everything
(a fake eye is being thrown about like a hot potato from each fate)

Edler: Past

Aska: Present

Sang Yung: And future (to Zazu) Indoor plumbing - it's gonna be big.

Geo: It's already big.

Zagato: Yeah, yeah. So I was at this party, and I lost track of--

Fates: We know!

Zagato: Yeah yeah, here's the deal. Clef, Mr High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you, get off my cloud," now he has--

Aska: A bouncing baby brat. We know!

Zagato: (loses temper) I know…you know! I know! I got it. I got the concept, sheesh.

Aska: Yes, but do you know that we know you know?

Zagato: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY! (breathes for a few minutes and comes back to his calm expression) Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover big, or what? What do you think?

Elder: Um—Aska-sama, what do you say to that?

Aska: No.

Zagato: Just one…

Aska: NO!
Sang Yung: But the script said…

Aska: Who wrote the script? ME!! Who can change it? ME!!

Zagato: Don't make me come over there and take the fake eyeball.

Aska: FINE! (does some hocus pocus)
In 18 years precisely
The planets will align
Ever so nicely

Zagato: (snores)

Elder: The time to act will be at hand
Unleash the Rune gods, your monstrous band

Zagato: Ooh…now we're getting stylish.

Sang Yung: Then the once-proud Clef will finally fall,
And you, Zagato, will rule all!

Clef: Hey, I didn't even reign that much yet! This is not fair! Even Zagato's playing a better part than I am!

Zagato: Yes! Zagato rules!!! Clef drools!!

Aska: A word of caution to this tale

Zagato: Pardon?

Aska: I SAID A WORD OF CAUTION TO THIS TALE!

Zagato: Oh, uhuh?

Sang Yung: Should Hercules fight, you will fail

(the fates disappear)

Zagato: (blinks then his hair explodes) WHAT??! GARR!!

Geo: What's his problem?

Zazu: He ran out of hair gel?

Geo: Hmm…that's a possibility…

Zagato: Urgh…calm down, Zagato. 3-2-1, 1-2-3, what the heck is bothering me? (smiles) Ahhh, much better. (to Geo and Zazu) Geo. Zazu. How do you get rid of a god?

Geo: (brightens) I know! Ooh! Pick me!

Zagato: (sighs) What's the answer?

Geo: You steal Clef's wand and glomp 'em! Or…take the NSX and shoot like crazy! Or better yet, the FTO…

Eagle: HEY! LEAVE MY FTO OUT OF THIS!

Geo: Yeesh…

Zagato: Hey, not a bad idea…

Zazu: You can't kill a god. They're immortal, you idiots.

Geo and Zagato: Oh yeah….

Zagato: So, first, you to turn the little sunspot…MORTAL! With this bottle, Ascoteles' death shall prevail! AHAHAHAHA!

(the scene closes)

Zagato: Wait! I haven't finished laughing yet! NO!! STOP!!

Scene 4

(it's nighttime in Clef's castle, and Geo and Zazu are approaching the place with caution.)

Zazu: (sings loudly) I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and BRIGHT!

Geo: ZAZU! We're supposed to be quiet! Shh…

Eagle: (wakes up) Hey, what are you two doing here?

Geo: Oh, nothing, Eagle. We're only a figment of your imagination. Go back to sleep.

Eagle: Oh well…(sleeps)

Zazu: That was close…

(the two creep into Ascot's room and nab Ascot, leaving Mokona)

Clef: (hears the commotion) Aaah!! They ruined half of my castle!

Presea: (coming out from the bathroom) The baby!

(Clef and Presea run to Ascot's room and see…Mokona throwing papers around.)

Presea: (sweatdrop) Oh, that's right. They leave Mokona behind.

Clef: (sees the room in a mess) NOO!! Search everywhere! They will die for messing the room up!

Geo and Zazu: (flying with the baby)

Zazu: Oh, great, we blew Clef's temper. I told you not to go ahead and break things.

Geo: But it's not me! Ascoteles was blowing things up!

Ascot: WHERE'S MOKONA?!?!

Zazu: Shut up, kid! Come on, Geo, make him drink the bottle!

(Geo and Zazu shove the drink into Ascot's mouth)

Zazu: Should we kill him now?

Geo: No, we have to let him finish it. Every last drop…

Presea: Who's there?!

Geo and Zazu: Eyaah! (runs and hides, and the bottle spills)

Clef: (says monotonously) Oh, look, it's a baby…

Ascot: Hey, you two look awfully familiar…

Geo: Now, we can kill him… (gets into a snake outfit with Zazu)

Presea: Oh, no! The snake is getting to the baby!

Clef: Let it come…hehe…

Ascot: (grabs the end of the snake tail) DIE! (smacks the snake around the ground and ties it up) Take this! Take that! So long, suckers! (blasts them away)

Geo and Zazu: Looks like Geo and Zazu's blasting off again!

Clef: Hey, look, the medal on his hat says his name is Ascoteles. (bursts out laughing) What kind of idiot named their kid that?

Presea: You did.

Clef: (stops laughing) Oh, right.

(the Muses take over)

Hikaru: It was tragic. Clef led all the gods on a frantic search.

Tatra: But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.

Caldina: Huh? But Clef is holding the baby Ascot right now…

Fuu: They're supposed to be playing his "fake parent" right now.

Caldina: Oh, gotcha.

Tarta: Young Herc was mortal now
But since he did not drink the last drop
He still retained his godlike strength
So thank his lucky stars

Caldina: Tell it, girl.

Hikaru: But Clef and Presea wept.

Because their son could never come home.

(At Olympus, another party is being thrown)

Tatra: Oh, why don't we have some tea?

Caldina: Can't you guys take your breaks before we start filming?

Tarta: They'd have to watch their precious baby
Grow up from afar…

Caldina: Though Zagato's horrid plan

Was hatched before Ascot cut his first tooth!

Ascot: Can I ask a question? How come I am now back to my height in the first series?

Muses: We're singing!

Tarta: The boy grew stronger every day.

Clef: (smirks) Says who? He still looks puny to me.

Ascot: Will you stay out of this?

Presea: Clef, Clef, he's our man, if he can't do it, Ferio can.

Clef: Hey, who added that to the script?

Ferio: (snickers)

Muses: And that's the gospel truth.

Zagato: LIARS!

Muses: The gospel truth!

Zagato: Demons! How dare you sully my reputation!

Geo: Shoot the bad guy!

Mokona: Pu pu pu!

Clef: Uh…I think this is getting out of hand.

Tatra: (giggling) Look, Zagato's hair is blue!

Zagato: What? NOO!!! Not only am I being called evil, but now my hair is practically deformed!

Caldina: (unemotionally) In this movie, you are supposed to be evil.

Hikaru: And besides, your hair doesn't look that bad…

Tarta: (mutters) Yeah, right, you're only saying that because he looks like his brother, Lantis…

Lantis and Eagle: (snicker) Hehehe…

Zazu: I'm getting a craving for pretzels. Let's go to McDonald's!

Fuu: (sighs) Is the film still rolling?

Umi: Oh, I forgot to tell them to stop! (yells) CUT!!!

~ -.- This chapter was long, ne? Oh wellz, I'm still working on my next ones! Remember to review and tell me what you think! Ja ne!