~Finally! Another new chapter! READ READ READ!
Scene 5
(in the marketplace, Lafarga comes in)
Lafarga: Hey, I found the set! Sorry, I'm late, you guys.
Aska: Just go on and act, sheesh. Mokona! Play the theme!
Mokona: Pu pu pu! (the theme song to Indiana Jones starts playing)
Geo: (swings from a rope) Aaah! (hums to the theme song)
Aska: WRONG THEME!
Mokona: Pu pu pu…(plays the Hercules theme)
(Ascot is seen standing on his floating rock, with Clef pulling the wagon with Mokona on it.)
Clef: (huffing and puffing) Whoah, slow down, Ascoteles, you're not the one pulling the wagon, you know.
Mokona: Pu pu pu! (seems to be enjoying the ride)
Ascot: Hurry up! You're wasting my time!
Clef: Hey, you're supposed to be the strong one pulling this damn wagon!
Ascot: Hehe…okay…Vigor!
(the creature Ascot called out came and pushed the wagon quickly towards the center of the town dragging Clef from the ground)
Clef: Aaah! Slow down! Oof! Ouch! I want my mommy!
(Ascot stops and Clef is thrown out of the wagon, sliding towards the pillars)
Ascot: Oh, father, are you alright? I shouldn't have been so rough. Isn't that right, Mokona?
Mokona: Pu pu pu?
Ascot: Forget it. Should I unload the hay now?
Clef: NO!
Ascot: Okay…(sets the hay on fire) Oh…mother (beep!)
Umi: (gasps) Ascot!
Ascot: Um…somebody better put out the fire it burns everything.
(Everyone watches for an hour…)
Clef: (unemotionally) Too late to save the hay now…
Ascot: Oh well. That's one thing less to worry about.
Clef: Okay, son. (flinches) You better wait here, and remember…
Ascot: Yeah, yeah, stay away from the pillars. I might just blow them up.
Clef: Good boy…(leaves)
Ascot: (sees Lafarga having trouble with a large urn) Hey, mister, you need some help?
Lafarga: NO! KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!
Ascot: You're so mean!
(a bunch of boys are playing with a Frisbee, and it slides towards Ascot)
Ascot: Hey, can I play?
Lantis: Uh…well (looks at his friends)
Eagle: (nods)
Ferio: (smacks Eagle and shaked head)
Eagle: (also shakes head)
Lantis: Um…we already have uh…5 (shows 4 fingers) players…and…we wanna keep it an even number.
Ascot: (doesn't believe them) Are you kidding me? First of all, I only see 3 of you…and second of all, 5 isn't an even number!
Ferio: Well, too bad! (grabs Frisbee and runs) Ascoteles, who's ever heard of a name like that?
Eagle: Hey, I think it's okay…
Ferio: Who asked you?
Lantis: Come on! Let's go play Frisbee! I sound so stupid…(the three guys leave)
Ascot: Jerks…
Clef: (comes back) Hey, Ascoteles! It's safe to—
Ferio: Oh boy! Frisbee coming!
Ascot and Clef: I got it!
Clef: (gets knocked out by the force of the Frisbee and hits a pillar. The pillar makes a domino effect and the whole market falls)
Lafarga: Oh please don't! (tries to save his precious urns but slips and falls on Mokona) Aaaah!! My precious possessions!
Clef: My head hurts…
Ascot: Look what you did!
Lafarga: CLEF!!! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!
Ferio: (whispers) What is he talking about? This was the first time this has ever happened.
Lafarga: (points to Ascot) You get this…this…FREAK!! Away from here!
Lantis and Ferio: Yeah! GET HIM AWAY!
Ascot: Hey! I didn't do anything!
Eagle: (doesn't know what's going on)
Clef: He didn't? Uh…wait! He did! He ruined the marketplace!
Ascot: Thanks a lot, Father.
Lafarga: Ascoteles doesn't belong here!
Ascot: Oh, yes I do!
Lafarga: Oh no, you don't!
Ascot: Oh yes I do!
Ferio: No you don't!
Ascot: Oh no I don't!
Lafarga: Oh yes you do! Huh? Wait a minute!
Eagle: Hey! (smiles happily) I found the Frisbee! Let's go play!
Lantis and Ferio: (shrug) Okay!
Lafarga: A Frisbee? Ooh! Let me play, too!
Clef: Great, look at that, son. We're total outcasts because of you.
Ascot: But I didn't do anything!
Clef: Sure, that's what they all say…
Ascot: They are right, you are a freak.
Clef: They called you a freak, you freak!
Ascot: That's it! I know I don't belong to you. You're not my real parents.
Clef: What makes you say that?
Ascot: (takes a rock and tries to fling it in the water, but it hits Clef, making him unconscious) Oops…Oh well…(starts to sing) I have often dreamed of a far off place…
Lafarga: NO! STOP THE SINGING!!
Ascot: Of a far off place…(thinks of the Bahamas)
Where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me (visions of Indians around a fire swim around his head, and he sees himself in the middle) Er…that's a bad picture.
Mokona: Pu pu pu….
Ascot: Where the crowds will cheer (hears booing)
When they see my face (glass breaks and Lafarga screams in a high pitched voice)
And a voice keeps saying,
"This is where I'm meant to be!" (PU PU!)
I will find my way
I can go the distance
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong.
Clef: (finally comes back from consciousness) Son, come with me. There's something I gotta tell ya.
Presea: (finally appears) We're not your real parents.
Ascot: You aren't? YES!! Uh…I mean…who am I? Where am I? What am I?
Clef: We found a hat with your stupid name on it. I mean, you didn't think I would actually have you named Ascoteles, do you?
Ascot: Um…I guess not.
Presea: Go to the temple of Clef. You'll find your answers there.
Ascot: Clef? But, I thought…
Clef: Just go!
(Ascot leaves…and starts singing)
Ascot: I am on my way
I can go the distance
I don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong (someone throws a rock at him)
OW! I know
every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most everywhere to find where I belong.
Scene 6
(Ascot reaches Clef's temple and goes near Clef's humongous statue)
Ascot: Oh, mighty Clef, please help me. Where do I belong?
Clef: …
Ascot: Answer, dammit!
Clef: Lightning Call! (lightning strikes the statue, and Clef becomes a gigantic being) Hello, my little Ascoteles.
Ascot: (looks up) Whoah…now this is something new. I finally have to look up to you, eh, Clef?
Clef: (cackles evilly) What's the matter, kiddo? Don't know your own father?
Ascot: You're…my real father?
Clef: Who told you that? I look nothing like you!
Presea: CLEF!
Clef: (monotonously) Okay…(starts in a Darth Vader voice) Ascot…I…am…your…father…it's true…
Ascot: NOO!!! (falls to the floor, crying) And I thought I got rid of you…
Clef: Didn't know you had a famous father, didn't ya, son? SURPRISE!
Ascot: GET A BREATH MINT!
Clef: LET ME FINISH! (clears throat) You've got um…your mother's eyes and my er…strong chin?
Ascot: Really?
Clef: No.
Ascot: Jerk. (glares) At least I got my mother's genes in height.
Clef: SAY WHAT?!?!
Ascot: Oh, nothing. Hey, if you're a god, then that must mean I'm one, too!
Clef: Yeah, yeah, cut the crap already. Someone turned you mortal and now the only way you can get back into Mister High and Mighty is to become a true hero.
Ascot: And how do I do that?
Aska: (holds up a sign at the back saying, "If you save her, you will become.")
Clef: First, go to…Ferioctetes, the trainer of all heroes and beat him to a pulp. Then after that eat a dozen cheeseburgers.
Ascot: Okay, father, I won't let you down!
Clef: Whoah…hold your horses! Which reminds me…MOKONA GET OVER HERE!
Ascot: How do horses remind you of Mokona?
Clef: I have no idea…
Mokona: Pu pu pu!
Ascot: Okay, come on, Mokona! Let's start our adventures!
Mokona: Pu pu pu?
Clef: I must warn you…he's the size of an egg and has a brain of a macaroni.
Ascot: Oh, thanks, father.
Mokona: PU!
Ascot: (starts with his song) I will beat the odds! (jumps on Mokona and squashes the creature) Oh, what kind of pet are you? Beast Summon! (a bird appears)
Clef: So long, sucker! I mean, son! (thunderbolt and then Clef disappears)
Ascot: I can go the distance
I will face the world
Fearless, proud and strong (sees a cliff) AHH!! WATCH IT!
NO!!! TURN! THE OTHER WAY!!
AAAAAAHHHH!! (loud smack)
Ferio: Better check if he's okay…
Ascot: (singing weakly)
I will please the gods (Clef snickers)
I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome right where I belong
~ Well? How is it so far? I'm going about this really slowly, though....so many fanfics to write! Anyway, thank you for reading!