Chapter 3: A trade.

When Serenity shoved the paper with her drawing on it back. All five Preventers chuckled. Quatre, who was more than a little curios if there were any stories about him, quickly fetched some batteries from his pocket. Those Preventer pants had so many pockets, that he could virtually have anything needed in any type of situation with him. Like when he defused a bomb with a hairpin from one of his sisters.

When Serenity stuffed the new batteries in her translator machine, she was very relieved. She didn't like it not being able to understand what they said; mostly cus of the circumstances of her predecessor had died in. When the machine kicked in again, she uttered a relieved sigh.

"Ya know, that stuff really sounds interesting. Anyway you could give us some of that stuff?"

This obviously came from Duo, who was sitting on the edge of the interrogation table.

Serenity sighed. "I wish I could but that stuff is all back home, and I don't know if I'll be aloud to come back once I've verified that this Universe is Gundam Wing."

"Then don't." Trowa said, wile leaning against the wall.

"What you mean? Don't? I can't just go back and not tell them."

"You said you needed proof right? Well tell them, you need something to bargain with to obtain that proof. Simple." Trowa seemed to have an idea, but his face as usual didn't betray a thing.

Serenity eyes Trowa slyly. "And what kind of proof would I obtain in exchange for that Yaoi goodness? It has to be mighty good to convince my superiors."

"Photo's." This surprisingly came from Quatre.

"You Otaku like that Yaoi stuff right? Well then you'd love photo's of us right?"

Serenity thought about that. "Well photo's would help depending on what those photo's were rated. If they were rated R, or higher I think it would convince my superiors."

"Uh, what does rated R mean?" Duo asked, obviously puzzled by the term.

"Rated R means, Restricted-Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. The only thing higher is NC-17, No One 17 and Under Admitted. All fan fiction and art is rated. You have G, General Audience, PG, Parental Guidance Suggested, PG-13, Parents Strongly Cautioned, R, Restricted-Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian and

NC-17, No One 17 and Under Admitted. That is how everything is rated. Usually if something contains nudity or curses they rate it PG-13 and up."

"So you want pictures of us naked." Heero was now glaring at Serenity; apparently the idea of lots of Otaku looking at pictures of him nude did not go well in his book.

"Not totally nude, but a picture in say some Speedo's or just ya boxers would be very appreciated. And you'd be the inspiration to Otaku to create lots more Yaoi story's."

Heero's glare faltered then disappeared completely.

"You mean semi nude pictures of all of us together, or separately?" Apparently Wufei had finally decided to ask some questions as well.

"I think separately is best, not everybody loves certain pairings, and that could become dangerous, but separately they could still dream. That is a large part of being an Otaku, dreaming and fantasizing about you in all kinds of situations. And not always with a happy end. I have read my fair share or death fic's where one or all of you die. And it usually makes me cry." Just thinking about such things made Serenity sob softly. And Quatre had her in his arms quickly. "Shhh, its ok, we're all very much alive and right here."

This seemed to work very well, cus the sobbing stopped right away.

"Ok, so you'll go back to ya Universe, download a archive full of story's for us, and in return we'll arrange some sweet pictures for you." Duo obviously was getting impatient.

Serenity nodded, still wrapped in Quatre's arms, and no intention of moving any time soon.

"Well, if I want to go home I'll need my backpack."

Heero eyed her suspicious. "And you think we'll just hand you, your backpack believing everything you say. What fools do you think we are?"

Serenity sighed. "Heero tell me, what can I do or say to prove that I tell the truth?"

Heero smirked, a very scary sight I might add.

"Simple, tell us when me and Duo first met and I'll believe you."

Serenity smiled. "That's easy, you first met Duo when he shot you on your shoulder and leg. Any GundamWing Otaku can tell you that!"

Heero's eyes were huge; he had honestly not thought that she'd know that. Only Duo, Relena and him self had been present then. Then he figured that Relena could have told about that.

"Hn, Not convinced."

Serenity glared at Heero. "Ok, have it your way. Should I mention the little girl in the pink dress with her dog? Or just that you were raised by the Assasin that killed the Original Heero Yuy?"

Four gasps were heard. "You mean to tell us that Odin Lowe killed the original Heero Yuy?"

This came from Duo, Heero just stared. Apparently that was info even he didn't know.

"Well that's stuff that most good GW Otaku know." Serenity shrugged.

"And what made you think we believe that!" Screamed Wufei. Apparently, he thought that idea to be to far fetched to be true.

"Gods if you are so sure that the stuff in my back pack are weapons, why not go to some place far away enough of anything, to do any harm? But if my word is true I want R rated pic's for the Otaku head people, and X-rated ones for my self!" Serenity looked smugly from one face to the other.

"Hey, no fair. The deal was only R rated ones." Duo wined.

"That was before you guys were being difficult about the fact if I was speaking the truth. Besides, you're getting more than it's worth back in fanfiction, Pic's ECT. But there is no way in hell I'll buy you a "Hello Kitty-dildo". Those things are revolting."

Four pair eyes and one eye stared at Serenity. "Uh, I think it's a safe bet that we don't want you to bring such object." Quatre was actually looking pale.

So the six of them set off to the desert.

"According to these scans, no life of any kind within a radius of 100 miles. I think this will do nicely, set us down Wufei." Quatre said, wile still looking at the control panel in front of him.

They were in a shuttle from the Preventers. And it was several hours after the discussion in the office.

When they had landed Heero finally handed Serenity her bag.

"Remember our deal boy's. Cus this won't take very long."

Serenity pulled out the device she needed to get home.

"Ok, here I go. See ya later boys. Oh and I don't mind if you want to start making those pictures right now." Serenity winked at a red Quatre, wile Wufei looked like he was about to start ranting about something again.

Serenity pushed the device and 5 seconds later the vortex appeared in front of her. Grabbing her stuff, she jumped through it.

The last thing she heard before arriving back home was... "Ow shit, she wasn't kidding, guess we'll need to get stripping." Most likely from Duo.