Chapter 4: The payoff.

When Serenity landed back in the Otaku lab, she landed on her behind hard. "Oi, that hurts."

When she looked up, she stared right at the whole top Otaku group. Including Number 5.

"Well? Do you have succeeded in your mission?"

Serenity blushed, and looked down. "Uh, not exactly. I need something to bargain with to get the required proof you seek."

Number 5's eyes glowed. "What do you mean something to bargain with? They want you buy the objects?"

Serenity smirked and got up. "Not exactly, its more of a trade. Something from our world for them, in exchange for something that is more rare than gold or diamonds."

Number 5 was not convinced. "And what could be more rare than gold or diamonds?"

By now Serenity was grinning. "R rated photo's of the Pilots with almost no cloths. I am sure that is worth a lot more than what they want in return."

Number 5 didn't look like it was about to blow up anymore; instead it had a look in its eyes looking like a hungry lion. "And which pilots are going to be on those pictures?"

Serenity walked calmly to the door, already on her way to get all the stuff the GundamWing ex pilots had asked for. "Oh, it were the Wing boy's. And I have some juicy gossip, Duo and Heero are married."

Leaving the room, just as it became very loud, since the Yaoi Top Otaku started gloating, wile the Het Top Otaku were not happy with that news. Serenity started running, after all she had promised not to take long.

"When you need THE largest collection of Yaoi GundamWing fanfic's, Doujinshi and more of such things, there was only one person you could go to…"

Serenity knocked on a door with spray paint on it stating, "Flamers will be burned."

A second later Deathangelgw, DA for friends opened the door.

"Hey DA, I need a favor." Serenity panted, still tired of her run through the Otaku complex halls.

"Sure, wazzup?" Deathangelgw smiled at Serenity. Even do they were not as close as Serenity was with her friends Rosiel, Haruka and Iniquity, still all Yaoi fan's usually stuck together. And Usually borrowed each others copy's of story's they had found. Deathangelgw just always kept hardcopy of every story that entered her hands.

"I need a copy of every Yaoi GundamWing story and Doujinshi you have. Preferred in English, do if it's in Japanese its fine as well." Serenity figured that they would only look at the pictures anyway.

Deathangelgw stared at Serenity for a second, then started collecting her CD's filled with such stuff, and started to copy them. "You realize this will cost ya big time, those CD's ain't cheap ya know. So unless you have some exclusive yummies, you'll have to pay up."

Serenity was thinking, she suddenly realized that if she could not understand what they were saying, how would they be able to read those story's? "Uh what DA? Ow yea, I'll get some real good X-rated stuff. I'll give you a copy if you know somebody who can make a text translating program."

Deathangelgw thought about it. "You could ask HeeroJ-F, he's good with that stuff."

Serenity smiled, why hadn't she thought about that. "Thanks DA, I'll be right back."

And Serenity still sporting her bag of super secret stuff ran to HeeroJ-F's room. This was of course on a different level. Since Deathangelgw was a Long time Fan, and HeeroJ-F was from a resent group that had just arrived. Trust Deathangelgw to know such things.

Serenity knocked on a plain door, music coming from behind the door. She was again panting, you try running from level 6 to level 2 when there are no elevators in that part of the complex. Do why was beyond her.

The door creaked open. And a Cute guy looked out almost hitting her on the head.

"Uh, hey. You don't really know me but I'm Serenity. I eh, need a favor. I heard from DA that you're good with computers and such. Well I need a text-translating program. Do you have something like that?

HeeroJ-F smiled. "Sure, come in, I'll get it for ya."

Serenity walked in to the room. It was tastefully decorated, especially considering the short time he was at the Otaku secret base. And one corner was filled with all kinds of stuff connected to a pc. Not to mention several laptops that were perched on stuff.

HeeroJ-F handed Serenity a disk. "Here, my very own translating program, its very simple. You first upload some words on one language, then some of another. And the program analyzes them and then you can input any amount of text in it and it gets translated."

Serenity beamed, so happy was she. And spontaneously she gave HeeroJ-F a kiss on his cheek. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."

And Serenity ran back to Deathangelgw. By the time Serenity was there, you could imagine she was exhausted.

//As if I'm training for the marathon.//

"DA, you done yet?" Serenity was leaning on her knees, trying to stay up on her feet, and not fall over.

"I've been done for a wile now, what took you so long?" Deathangelgw grinned at Serenity.

Serenity glared back, DA knew very well why it had taken so much time.

"Hmm, you try running 4 levels up and down." Serenity pouted.

Deathangelgw laughed her ass off. "Must be pretty big that you're running so much hu?"

Deathangelgw handed a larger stack of CD's to Serenity. "Here, my complete collection."

Serenity smiled a relieved smile; finally she was getting somewhere. Quickly she pocketed the stack in her back of secret high-tech stuff, which she was still carrying around, but she just didn't dare put it down. What if she lost something, she'd surly have to pay for it. But that bag was very heavy, and did nothing to relieve the fatigue she was already feeling.

But now she was ready to go back.

So Serenity started jogging back to the lab, hoping, she'd be let in once again. There was always the chance they would not let her, since she had not come back with proof.

But when she reached the lab, the door was held open by Number 5 as if she was the Head Otaku her self. But then again, its not everyday there is a chance to get R-rated photo's of such Bishonen.

Quickly she was led back to the vortex machine, where Dea was holding a box of batteries for her. "Here, just in case you run out."

Serenity smirked at the irony of that, but stuffed them in her bag anyway.

The machine was started up with the exact coordinates from where she had departed. Serenity hoped, that the guy's had not left yet. It being at least 2 hours later.

Serenity jumped and landed on top of Wufei.

Of course, she did not let the chance to grope a bit get passed her, and disused it as being clumsy in getting up. When they were finally on their feet, Wufei was glaring at her as if she had planned to land on top of him. But the fact that he infact wasn't wearing his hair in his ponytail made the glare totally ineffective. Especially considering, that Serenity had just had the experience of a lifetime in those 2 minutes. She figured that it was worth the 2 hours of running she had done for it.

Duo came out of the plane, hair also lose for some unknown reason. "Hey, when you two are done making out, I suggest you come inside. Trowa is having far to much fun with the camera."

This resulted in Wufei getting really red and he stomped past Duo inside the shuttle.

"Is it something I said?" Duo asked clueless of what had happened just 2 minutes before.

"Naaa, nothing's wrong. I got the stuff. Hope ya like it." Serenity winked at Duo.

Duo in turn got red, "I hope it's worth the humiliation of getting my picture taken by Trowa." A shudder ran over Duo's back.

"I do hope there are some pictured of Trowa as well?" Serenity asked, since she wanted pictures off all the ex Pilots. That included Trowa.

"Of course we do, you don't think we'd let Trowa go without getting the same treatment. Quatre made them, he insisted on it. Do I have no clue why." Duo led Serenity back in to the shuttle.

And she was just in time to see Trowa have an X-rated Photo shoot with none other than Heero. And by the look of it, Heero was enjoying him self.

Serenity elbowed Duo, "Hey, you want a copy of that one for when you're lonely?"

Duo blushed even deeper red than he had before, muttering, "I did not know he like that kind of stuff."

Serenity chuckled, "well now you do. I'm sure you'll both get the hang of this new hobby soon enough."

But Duo didn't even hear her, his eyes glued to the vision before him. But then again, you don't see a naked Bishonen every day, so Serenity decided to join Duo in the staring.

Unfortunately the photo session was over all to soon. And both Duo and Serenity snapped out of their daze.

"Ow yea, you had some juicy stuff for us right?" Duo looked at Serenity.

"Yea, it's all on disk, and I have a translating program as well. So you can read all of it."

"Hn, I could have translated it fine my self." Heero was now sporting his spandex again, but as anybody could tell him, it did not hide the fact that he was still…. Lets just say he had wood down his spandex.

"You want it or not? Scratch that, I want those pic's." Serenity pulled out the stack of CD's.

Duo tried to grab them, but she kept them out of reach. "Where is my stuff?"

"Right here." This came from Quatre, who was holding a large stack of photos.

"Hope you don't mind, but Trowa got a bit carried away." Serenity could not believe her luck, ow how she would have so much to trade for, with only 1 copy of those pictures. With those, she'd be as rich as any Otaku could be. She smirked, "Ow its no problem at all, do you have your own copy?"

This caused the blond to blush as if he had suddenly struck a fever.

At that moment Trowa came back from where ever he had gone after Heero's shoot had finished. And he too was very much Shirtless.

Serenity traded the pictures for the disks, and started looking through the pictures, all the wile her ears got hotter and hotter, until she eyed the last few. "Yup these will do very nicely. Its just missing one pic."

They are stared at her, what else could she want after those.

"I mean a group shot of you guy's and me, as proof that I was actually here." Serenity smiled hopeful at the five Bishonen.

Of course they could not withstand the puppy dog look that she gave them, so the set up the camera using the Preventer shuttle as background. And seconds later Serenity had the ultimate souvenir, a photo of her self and 5 topless Bishonen.

The rest of the day Serenity spent, finding out all kinds of delicious gossip. Like what had happened to Hilde and Une and more such things, to give the Yuri section of the Otaku something to talk about.

But to everything comes an end and it was time for Serenity to go home.

"Ya know you're always welcome here. As long as ya bring lots of Yaoi stuff." Duo grinned and hugged Serenity, followed by Quatre. From Trowa she got a handshake and the same from Heero. But when Wufei gave his hand, Serenity pulled and hugged him fiercely. Aside of the fact that he was a ranting ass, he did look good and she had always thought so.

After all goodbyes were said, Serenity pushed the button and once again, the vortex appeared.

"You come back some time ya hear." Duo yelled.

And then she was gone and the five Preventers had to go back home.

"I'll miss her, she was fun." And the guy's departed.