(I think it was somewhere in Part two where Dark Angel said 'Remind me to hit Shadow for being so unoriginal' Well guess what? SHE DID!! (Rubs her arm) Oh well… I still love her! (Runs after Dark) (Dark runs away) Noooo!! Come back!!
After learning Saria's Song and getting pelted by a lot of Mad Scrubs, Shadow made her way to Goron City. Well, actually she didn't because some STOOPID guard was in her way during the middle of the night.
Shadow: It sure got dark fast…
Guard: Stop talking to me! Can't you go to the Graveyard or something? PLEASE?????
Shadow: Let me through!!!! I have to save the world!!!!
Guard: (Smiling) Yeah. Sure you do buddy! (Whacks her with his spear) Weirdo.
Shadow: I have PROOF!!!! (Shows him the letter) See?? That's Zelda's writing!
Guard: Oh, let's see…
This is Shadow…
She broke into the Castle!
Someone, please help! She's scary!
Don't you DARE let her through!!!!!
*\/\/\Zelda/\/\/*
Shadow: WHAT???? That stupid b**ch!!!! Gaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
Guard: Oh, buggar off!!
Shadow: Fine, but I'll come back to haunt you!!
Guard: What? You're not even dead you moron!!
Shadow: Oh but I a-am… And if you don't let me through I'll—
Guard: If you were a ghost you'd have gone past me anyway thicko! What do you take me for?
Shadow: Oh but I wi-ill! (Starts to wave her arms slowly) So if you don't let me through I'll just have to possess you!
Guard: (Smiling) Go on then.
Shadow: o_o? What?
Guard: I'm not gonna let you through so you're just gonna have to possess me!
Shadow: But… But it's all evil and scary! Are you sure you just won't let me through and spare yourself the torture?
Guard: Mmm…………………………………………………………………………. No.
Shadow: !_! Oh, you stupid $%^&!!!! I—!
Shadow started to kick the guard, kick kick kick him. Until eventually she got bored and realised that she had two knew songs to learn anyway.
Shadow: Oohh!! But I already KNOW them!
Navi: Please. Just stop complaining.
Shadow: You can't make me! I'll start to sing!
Navi: Ack! No! ANYTHING but that! Why don't you just go and learn the Sun's Song? Then maybe talk to Saria? If you do I'll stop shouting 'Hey' every 5 seconds!
Shadow: Okay dokey.
She ran to the Graveyard that was, for now, annoying-kid-who-won't-let-you-move-the-graves-without-threatening-you free and she saw Dampé looking as pleasant as ever. In fact he was so happy that he was skipping whilst he walked. Shadow found that a bit strange so she decided to find out what brought on this sudden burst of non- Dampé-ism.
Dampé: Doo be doo be doo be dooo!!!
Shadow: Umm, why are you so happy?
Dampé: Haven't you heard?? Someone saw Navi getting flattened by the drawbridge!! She's dead and everyone's happy!! Yay!!!!
At that point, Dampé started to twirl his spade much like Cloud in Final Fantasy VII… Until Shadow decided to bust him with her own swords for ripping off another game.
Shadow: Stop doing that!!! You're RIVALS!!!
Dampé: I can still like the actions…
Finally, Navi realised what Dampé had said about her and started to dart back and forth through his ears.
Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey!! You're not meant to hate me!! LOOK AT ME I'M ALIVE YOU SEE?? SEE???
Shadow: (Looking at her through his eyes) Navi, get out of his head.
Navi: Nooooooo!!!! He hates me! He hates me!!
Dampé: But we ALL hate you!!
Navi: Well…. WELL I HATE YOU SO THERE! You're evil and strange and… YOU SMELL!
Shadow: SHUT UP NAVI!!! (Puts her hand inside Dampé's head and drags out the little fairy) Now come with me and learn that song!
With that they walked away over to the tomby-thing and Shadow got out her Funky Guitar.
Navi: Wait!!
Shadow: Oh NOW WHAT????
Navi: You should get the Hylian Shield first then it's FREE! If you don't you'll have to wait another day and maybe even have to PAY for it!
Shadow: What do you care? You don't pay for ANYTHING!! And— Hang on, you're not supposed to give away secrets! I'm meant to figure it out myself!!
Navi: You mean you never knew there was a..? (Sighs) Gamers these days…
Shadow: Shut up I KNEW it was there so nyah! (Does the Japanese stick-out-your-tongue-whilst-pulling-down-your-eyelid thing) A/N: I actually do that, just ask Dark Angel!
Navi: You knew?
Shadow: Of course I did! I play this game all the time!
Navi: Well let's go get it then!
Shadow: Wha—? No!! I don't need a smelly shield. And anyway my hands are full with these two swords!
Navi: Well LINK never carried two swords! No siree! You see he was smart, well smart enough for him anyway, he knew that even though you have the offensive you've also gotta have to DEfensive and so he went out and took that shield and—
Navi cut off halfway through her stupid speak and realised that Shadow had left her behind. Thanking the Goddesses that she hadn't been struck by the lightning that opened the tomb (A/N: We all know it happens, that's why whenever Link does anything she always flies away!) she went and flew in after her.
Shadow: (Killing all the Keese and going through the door) Felt like joining me then?
Navi: Yeah I.. guess… Geez I don't even know why I follow you around, you don't really use Z-Targeting seeing as no one's actually using the controller.
Shadow: Well, you do have SOME uses.
Navi: Like what?
After asking that, Shadow pushed the little fairy in front of a ReDead. The ReDead screamed and froze the white blob and started to bite it, leaving Shadow free to run past it and learn the song.
Navi: Ack! Shadow! Help!! It's munching on me!!
Shadow: (Reading the stuff on the wall) Oh just bash a load of buttons or fiddle with the control stick or something. Works for me.
Navi: DO I LOOK LIKE A CONTROLLER TO YOU?????? Ack!! It bit off my ear!
Shadow: You don't have an ear!!
Navi: Of course I do! How do you think I know what you're saying?
Shadow: Because everything we say comes up in a box at the bottom of the screen!!
Navi: (Looking below her) Oh yeah. Well that still doesn't change the fact that he's trying to eat me!!!!
Shadow: Hold on, lemme learn this…
At ye olde house of Shadow-samaGuy: (Rolling on the floor laughing his arse off) Oh my God! You guys have to look at this!!
Angel: What? Wassappaning? Wassappaning???? (Read it and try to say it, it makes sense!)
Arikara: What are you saying? What are you saying?
Dark Angel: Ha!! The ReDead's biting Navi to itty-bitty pieces!! Go Shadow!! (A/N: ((Checks spellcheck)) Hey! Itty-bitty is a word!!)
Skye: Gotta love that Funky Guitar. I want one!!!
All the others turn to look at Skye.
Skye: Well I do…
Angel: How cute… Umm… Oh it's boring watching TV!! Can't we do something else?
Link: Like what?
Dark Angel: Hey, it's Shadow's house and Link scared her mum away, we can do whatever we want!
Arikara: Let's throw a party!!!!!!
All: Yeah!! PAH-TAY!!!
Guy: Who should we invite?
Dark Angel: Hang on, we gotta get food first. In case you forgot Link ate everything in the freezer.
Link: Well… THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE SKYE ATE EVERYTHING IN THE CUPBOARD!!
Skye: (Gulps) I was hungry… And anyway these two helped me! (Points to Angel and Arikara)
Dark Angel: So it's just me and Guy that haven't had anything? Man, no wonder I'm hungry.
Link: I found some money for the skateboard, there should be some more… somewhere… (A/N: Good luck…)
They all look around the house and eventually they find a WHOLE…………… £10.
Dark Angel: This… is all… she has……?
Angel: Nooooooooooooooooo!! We have to get some more!!!
Skye: (Starts to chant) Steal it! Steal it!
They all look at her again.
Skye: What? What's your problem? Huh?? HUH????
Guy: Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with stealing…
Angel: And we're using it in a way that will help kids get out of the house and meet other people…
Arikara: Plus it's not like there's anyone here to stop us…
They all smile evilly.
Link: Let's go find some unsuspecting old people!!
Dark Angel: You sound like you've done this sort of thing before…
Arikara: Why the elderly? Why not from some corner shop?
Link: Well in one of my games I tried to steal from a shop, but when I went back in there the owner kinda zapped and killed me. I've been known as THIEF there ever since. (Anyone know where that's from? Heh heh heh)
Dark Angel: (Laughs) Oh yeah I remember.
Skye: Well anyway, let's all go to the supermarket!
After learning the Sun's Song Shadow made her way back to Kokiri Forest…Shadow: Okay, let's find Saria.
Navi: (Groans) Why did she have to hide, I mean it would be so much easier and then you could leave and we'd all be happy.
Shadow: I dunno, I'm kinda getting used to life here.
Navi: No no no!!!!! Um, I mean think about it! If you stayed here forever, you'd have to put up with ME!!! And you know how much that would drive you insane!
Shadow: Eep!! O_O You're right!! Let's get going!
So they both headed into the Lost Woods and after completely losing her sense of direction a few times and getting pelted by Skull Kids for being big they made it to the Sacred Forest Meadow.
Wolfos: Arwwwwww!!!!
Shadow: Shut up. (Blasts the little Wolfos to hell)
Navi: O_O;;; Now that was MEAN!!!!!
Shadow: Oh whatever, it's not that cute, and it was trying to kill me!!
Navi: Bu— But that was still downright evil!! (Looks at the decomposing body of the poor little Wolfos) Ewwwww…… Okay I've seen enough let's go.
After once again running in the wrong direction and being whacked (I LIKE that word!!) by Mad Scrubs eventually they found Saria and she really didn't look to pleased.
Saria: &£$^!!!! I forgot you had to come back.
Shadow: Song please.
Saria: Okay, try to follow along with the—
Navi: JUST PLAY THE SONG!!!!!! YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE HER MAD!!!!
Saria, gulping, did as Navi told her and in a few moments Shadow had learned the song and stared strangely at the Funky Guitar (Again, trying to get into character)
Shadow: Alright!!! Let's go and meet Darunia!!!
Thanks to you all! ^_^ I promise that this is one story I will most definitely finish! Thanks!
*~*~Shadow~*~*