Dr. Kyomi: We're not quite done testing our new Human Gundam.
Rashlin: All right. I'm cool with that. The Human Gundam is so bad, like I said earlier.
Dr. Kyomi: So are you so sure that you're okay with the Human Gundam?
Rashlin: Yeah, of course.
Dr. Kyomi: You sure?
Rashlin: Yeah. Although I don't like some of the Human Gundam's actions and reactions. For instance, she doesn't have that many weapons. I think I would like to put more on them. And when she farted, whoa that was something I would never expect. I mean what fuel did you give her. Whoa- whee that smelled terrible. You know I'm glad that Neo-Turkey gave me that one move that no fighter has withstood, because it was a fire attack and that fire got some of the smell away.
(Then came in the president of Ireland. His name was Tuitki, but everyone called him Scott.)
Dr. Kyomi: Ah, welcome Scott.
Scott: Thank you Dr. Kyomi. So I've heard that you have made your greatest gundam. What is she called?
Dr Kyomi and Rashlin: Human Gundam.
Scott: Human Gundam say. Well I also heard that you went in a Gundam Fight to test out the Human Gundam. Isn't that right Rashlin?
Rashlin: Yes sir. We had won, too.
Scott: That's great. Congratulations Rashlin. So do you like your new gundam so far?
Rashlin: Yes. Very much sir. Thank you for your donations in order for Dr. Kyomi to create this wonderful gundam.
Scott: It was nothing. I wanted to get a new gundam anyway. I was getting tired of the old rag anyway. (Which he meant by Rashlin's old gundam.)
Rashlin: Yes I was, too. (He lied because he actually loved that old rag that Scott called.)
Scott: Well I better be going now. I have an appointment with our next opponent.
Rashlin: Next opponent? What did he mean by that?
Dr. Kyomi: Remember that I said that we weren't done testing the Human Gundam.
Rashlin: Yeah.
Dr. Kyomi: Well, what I meant by that was that we were going to have a few more matches to test it out. Of course after we make a few upgrades.
Rashlin: Upgrades? So we are going to do that stuff that I wanted to do.
Dr. Kyomi: Of course! I wouldn't let you down Rashlin.
Rashlin: Well you have lots of time.
Dr. Kyomi: What are you talking about!
Rashlin: I said that you have let me down a lot before. Like when I asked you to clean my old gundam when I still used it, you didn't. So when I had a public match, I looked like a fool because it was rusty.
Dr. Kyomi: So.
Rashlin: And when I asked you make an upgrade on my old gundam's speed, you downgraded it. And then on my next match, it was really slow. My opponent easily always caught up with me. Then I lost. All because of you. And also when.
Dr. Kyomi: Okay okay I get the point.
Rashlin: So this time I'm going to be with you when you make the upgrades so I know that you didn't make a mistake on my new gundam.
Dr. Kyomi: All right then. Fine. I don't care.
(They had made upgrades on The Human Gundam and it was the day of their match. Neo-Ireland was going to fight Neo-Colombia.)
Neo-Colombia and Human Gundam: Gundam fight, ready, go!
Human Gundam: BRRR.
Neo-Colombia: What was that?
Rashlin: What in the world. Human Gundam, what did you do?
Human Gundam: I burped.
Rashlin: Burped!
Human Gundam: Yeah. I guess Dr. Kyomi gave me a bit too much fuel.
Rashlin: Dr. Kyomi!
Dr. Kyomi: Forget that. Now's your chance!
Rashlin: Right. Human Gundam, fire at will.
(Gunshot we heard everywhere.)
Human Gundam: Ah!
(Neo-Colombia's gundam charges and gives out two punches at Human Gundam)
Rashlin: Fire your new missiles.
(Neo-Colombia's gundam was badly injured.)
Rashlin: All right, nice going. Now Human Gundam, bring out your blades and punch, punch, and punch!
(Then Human Gundam had won and Neo-Colombia's gundam has fallen)
Rashlin: Yeah!
Human Gundam: (looks down at Neo-Colombia's gundam) So many cute gundams these days. Hum-hmm. I could really get a taste of him. You know he wanted me Rashlin. Don't you?
Rashlin: What? Man, what with you!
Rashlin: All right. I'm cool with that. The Human Gundam is so bad, like I said earlier.
Dr. Kyomi: So are you so sure that you're okay with the Human Gundam?
Rashlin: Yeah, of course.
Dr. Kyomi: You sure?
Rashlin: Yeah. Although I don't like some of the Human Gundam's actions and reactions. For instance, she doesn't have that many weapons. I think I would like to put more on them. And when she farted, whoa that was something I would never expect. I mean what fuel did you give her. Whoa- whee that smelled terrible. You know I'm glad that Neo-Turkey gave me that one move that no fighter has withstood, because it was a fire attack and that fire got some of the smell away.
(Then came in the president of Ireland. His name was Tuitki, but everyone called him Scott.)
Dr. Kyomi: Ah, welcome Scott.
Scott: Thank you Dr. Kyomi. So I've heard that you have made your greatest gundam. What is she called?
Dr Kyomi and Rashlin: Human Gundam.
Scott: Human Gundam say. Well I also heard that you went in a Gundam Fight to test out the Human Gundam. Isn't that right Rashlin?
Rashlin: Yes sir. We had won, too.
Scott: That's great. Congratulations Rashlin. So do you like your new gundam so far?
Rashlin: Yes. Very much sir. Thank you for your donations in order for Dr. Kyomi to create this wonderful gundam.
Scott: It was nothing. I wanted to get a new gundam anyway. I was getting tired of the old rag anyway. (Which he meant by Rashlin's old gundam.)
Rashlin: Yes I was, too. (He lied because he actually loved that old rag that Scott called.)
Scott: Well I better be going now. I have an appointment with our next opponent.
Rashlin: Next opponent? What did he mean by that?
Dr. Kyomi: Remember that I said that we weren't done testing the Human Gundam.
Rashlin: Yeah.
Dr. Kyomi: Well, what I meant by that was that we were going to have a few more matches to test it out. Of course after we make a few upgrades.
Rashlin: Upgrades? So we are going to do that stuff that I wanted to do.
Dr. Kyomi: Of course! I wouldn't let you down Rashlin.
Rashlin: Well you have lots of time.
Dr. Kyomi: What are you talking about!
Rashlin: I said that you have let me down a lot before. Like when I asked you to clean my old gundam when I still used it, you didn't. So when I had a public match, I looked like a fool because it was rusty.
Dr. Kyomi: So.
Rashlin: And when I asked you make an upgrade on my old gundam's speed, you downgraded it. And then on my next match, it was really slow. My opponent easily always caught up with me. Then I lost. All because of you. And also when.
Dr. Kyomi: Okay okay I get the point.
Rashlin: So this time I'm going to be with you when you make the upgrades so I know that you didn't make a mistake on my new gundam.
Dr. Kyomi: All right then. Fine. I don't care.
(They had made upgrades on The Human Gundam and it was the day of their match. Neo-Ireland was going to fight Neo-Colombia.)
Neo-Colombia and Human Gundam: Gundam fight, ready, go!
Human Gundam: BRRR.
Neo-Colombia: What was that?
Rashlin: What in the world. Human Gundam, what did you do?
Human Gundam: I burped.
Rashlin: Burped!
Human Gundam: Yeah. I guess Dr. Kyomi gave me a bit too much fuel.
Rashlin: Dr. Kyomi!
Dr. Kyomi: Forget that. Now's your chance!
Rashlin: Right. Human Gundam, fire at will.
(Gunshot we heard everywhere.)
Human Gundam: Ah!
(Neo-Colombia's gundam charges and gives out two punches at Human Gundam)
Rashlin: Fire your new missiles.
(Neo-Colombia's gundam was badly injured.)
Rashlin: All right, nice going. Now Human Gundam, bring out your blades and punch, punch, and punch!
(Then Human Gundam had won and Neo-Colombia's gundam has fallen)
Rashlin: Yeah!
Human Gundam: (looks down at Neo-Colombia's gundam) So many cute gundams these days. Hum-hmm. I could really get a taste of him. You know he wanted me Rashlin. Don't you?
Rashlin: What? Man, what with you!