"Call out 'Your planet crystal power, MAKE-UP!" Luna told the group. They did.
"Whoa!" yelled Duo. "That was so weird! Ugh. This doesn't fit. And the skirt is not a good thing," he commented. Trowa's hair looked really weird in the really small pigtails, and Quatre's didn't look a lot better in a ponytail- if you could call it that. Relena was the only one who looked half-decent, but that was only because the outfit was more anatomically fitting, and her hair would actually go into pigtails. They all looked at each other and started laughing.
*10 minutes later *
Everyone was still laughing.
"Uh, I can't wait anymore!" said Luna. She jumped up and scratched Relena across the face, figuring she would make the most noise (and would be the least likely to kill her on the spot!). Luna was right. Relena burst out screeching and bawling.
"Ahhhh! What did you have to do that for!" Hiro started strangling the cat. Luna bit him and he dropped her.
"I need to get you to do something besides just laughing. You have to go find our enemy and defe-"
"Hey! Where'd Wufei go?" Duo asked, obviously not listening. Luna fell over.
"Hey, you're right. I haven't seen him since we transformed," said Hiro. Just then there was a noise from the tree above them. They all looked up. Wufei was sitting in the tree.
"Damn it!" he swore. "Well, now that you've seen me I might as well tell you, I'm not coming down. You will kill me before I go out in public dressed like this!" he yelled down. Hiro took out his gun and aimed it upwards.
"Well, don't shoot him!" gasped Trowa realizing that the borderline psychopath very well could. "How important is Mars anyway?"
"You need all the scouts working together if you want to defeat your enemy." Luna said, mentally lowering Wufei out of the tree, while he freaked out at the prospect of floating through the air. By the time he reached the ground, he was curled in a fetal position whimpering pitifully.
"Just great!" scowled Hiro. "Now we're not going to be able to get anything out of him all day!" Hiro dragged Wufei into one of the children's play-structures, by his collar.
Just then,
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To save the world from devastation,"
"To unite all peoples within our nation,"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love,"
"To extend our reach to the stars above,"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!" They all just stared. A'couple minutes later.
"Team Rocket?"
"Gundam Wing?"
"Sailor Moon?" They all said at once.
"Okay, you seem to know we're Team Rocket. Who or what exactly are you?" asked Jesse, staring at their weird outfits.
"We're the Gundam Pilots," Hiro told them..."and company," he added remembering Relena. "The only reason we're dressed like this is because we're trying to help this world, since the sailor scouts have been stuck in our world.
"Uhh... yeah...whatever gets you through the night," Jesse said while turning around to leave. She heard a gun cock. She spun around to Hiro's gun in her face.
"Say that again," he threatened, using the Hiro Yui Death Glare (TM). She quickly reconsidered her choice of actions.
"I'm very sorry!" she pleaded dropping to her knees. "Please don't shoot me! I'm too young and beautiful to die!" she went shoujo sparkly and very gracefully flipped her hair. Hiro put away his gun and helped her up.
"Your name's Jesse right?" he asked still holding her hand.
"Yes. And you- you're Hiro," she said. He picked her up into his arms. She giggled a little. He started walking off.
"Hiro!" Duo called out. Hiro paid him no attention. "Aren't you going to do something, Trowa?"
"What would you have me do? He's obviously indisposed. I don't think he'll be of any help from now on. Anyway, Luna, where are these enemies we're supposed to fight?"
James and Meowth looked at each other, and then started pigging out on all the food Makoto had brought for the girls' picnic, in the background.
"Well, actually, to put it bluntly-" Luna started.
"We don't know," interrupted Artemis.
"We don't even know who they are."
"We just feel an evil presence."
"Then how are we supposed to fight them?!" snapped Duo.
"Oh, they'll show up...eventually," Artemis told them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The group of sailor girls walked around the strangely old, Chinese, looking city. Suddenly three horses rode up. On one there was a very bishy guy and a shorter girl wearing a school uniform. On another horse a very good-looking guy rode as well. And on the third horse a guy with strange hair and a scar across his face rode.
"Miaka?!"
"Sailor Moon?!" The girls exclaimed at once. The three guys on the horses just looked at each other, with confused looks on their faces. Miaka jumped down and started poking Usagi, while she poked back. Minako jumped on the horse with Tamahome. Rei stood beside Hotohori's horse and did the sparkly shoujo thing with a hair flip and head tilt. Hotohori jumped right down. He lifted her up onto his horse. Makoto gazed at Chichiri, and said quietly to herself,
"He looks just like my old senpai!" Chichiri rode over and asked,
"Do you want a ride?" Makoto popped out of her daze.
"Oh! Of course!" Chichiri hopped down and lifted her gently up on the horse.
"We had better get these travelers back to the castle," Hotohori said.
"How did you know I was Sailor Moon?" Usagi asked Miaka, a bit ticked that two groups of people had both plainly seen that she was Sailor Moon.
"Are you serious? Like anyone could mistake your hair! Plus when you hang around with people who also look like the other sailor scouts what do you expect people to think? I mean you don't even wear masks or anything!" They all started walking back to the castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hey. Hey! HEY! Would you wake up already!" Zoisaito shook Kunzaito by the shoulders. "Urgh." Zoisaito leant back against the wall in the Dark Kingdom's (now empty) Throne Room. He had just woken up moments before with the other three kings lying beside him. He could feel that Metallia was gone from this realm. And Beryl too. At that he literally leapt for joy. It had been so long since he had been able to do whatever he wanted. He went and sat in Beryl's throne. Just then he noticed that Nefuraito was waking up. Zoisaito quickly conjured a sword and stood beside him, with the sword hanging over his chest, very close. Nefuraito opened his eyes and gasped.
"Now listen to me and listen to me well, or you're going to find yourself with a sword through your chest." Nefuraito nodded. Zoisaito smiled. "Swear to me right now that you will never do anything to hurt me, or Kunzaito, or even think of hurting me, or Kunzaito, ever!" Zoisaito jerked the sword closer.
"I swear! I swear!"
"Good, now I am going to bind your life to that oath so that if you break it, you will die. It's a trick Kunzaito taught me." Zoisaito waved his hands and uttered a few words and the stepped away. Nefuraito moaned in pain. "I wouldn't think about it for now. Makes it easier." Just then Zoisaito caught a movement from Kunzaito out of the corner of his eye. Zoisaito rushed to his side. "Are you okay? How do you feel?" He eased Kunzaito up into a sitting position. Suddenly Zoisaito heard a groan from Jedaito. He rushed over and quickly performed the same spell he did with Nefuraito. It wasn't as necessary, but still comforting to have the knowledge that Jedaito wouldn't attack him either.
By now all the kings were fully conscious. Zoisaito and Kunzaito were making out over by Beryl's throne, and getting closer to doing more. Nefuraito was groaning in pain on the floor.
"Okay, what the hell is wrong with Nefuraito?!" Kunzaito suddenly asked in annoyance.
"Oh, nothing. He's just having trouble with the fact that he can't get back at me for killing him. He'll be okay once he stops thinking about it." Zoisaito told him calmly, and then started kissing him passionately.
"Um...Could you guys tell me what happened?" Jedaito piped up. "I mean, I thought Beryl imprisoned me in that crystal forever. How am I alive again? And what happened to Metallia?"
"I don't know," Zoisaito told him. "All I know is that when I woke up, you three were lying beside me and Metallia, and Beryl were gone. Along with everything else. You guys woke up just a couple minutes after I did." He started kissing Kunzaito again. Jedaito just stared.
"Hold on a minute," Kunzaito said, and stopped kissing. "Would you stop, Zoisaito?" He looked down at Zoisaito who was still kissing his neck. After a second he got the idea, and stopped.
"Fine," he said and started pouting.
"Oh stop that," Kunzaito said gently. Zoisaito stopped. "Okay, we need to figure out what happened. Apparently Metallia and Beryl are gone. That stands to reason the Sailor scouts or someone else defeated them. At any rate, I think we're free." At that all three of them broke into cheers. Nefuraito was still writhing on the ground.
"Isn't there anything you can do to fix him?" Kunzaito asked Zoisaito.
"I only did the same thing to him as I did to Jedaito here, and he's not having any problems. Maybe if he would stop thinking about trying to kill me!" he directed this last part at Nefuraito louder than the rest. "Than he wouldn't have that problem!" he yelled.
"Oh. You used that spell I taught you," Kunzaito cooed. "But still, can you blame him? You did kill him?" Zoisaito fumed.
"Yes. I. Can. Blame. Him," he said between clenched teeth, with his eyes closed, and his fists balled. "But he can't hurt us now. So it's okay. Can we get out of here? This place really creeps me out," he said with a real change of attitude.
"Maybe we should find the Sailor Scouts and find out if they actually did defeat Beryl. Or if they're dead. You know, maybe Beryl won, and is ruling the earth right now," Jedaito reasoned. At this point Nefuraito had stopped groaning.
"Hold on a second. I'm free right?" Nefuraito asked. They all nodded at him. Jedaito said,
"Probably." But Zoisaito clamped his hand over Jedaito's mouth.
"He is free!" Zoisaito hissed at Jedaito.
"Except from you Zoisaito," Nefuraito scowled to the side. "I have to find Naru!" he concluded, jumping up. Jedaito looked in confusion as the other two shook their heads in disgust.
"Whatever. Go. Just leave us alone," Zoisaito said. Nefuraito straightened up.
"See you in hell, you bitch, Zoisaito!" he said maliciously to Zoisaito. "Kunzaito, Jedaito, goodbye," he said looking at each of them in turn, and then teleporting away.
"Who the hell is Naru?" Jedaito asked.
"Oh, I forgot you weren't here when that happened. Naru is some mortal girl he fell in love with," Zoisaito told him.
"And, you killed Nefuraito?" Jedaito asked.
"Oh yeah, One of my more enjoyable pursuits."
"God, I knew you two weren't on the best terms but I didn't think you'd go as far as killing him! Remind me not to get on your bad side. At any rate, I am out of here. I'll see if I can find a decent house, and I'll try to live in this time. It shouldn't be too hard, not with magic on my side. Farewell." with that he teleported away.
"He always was articulate wasn't he?" Zoisaito asked Kunzaito, the only one left. "Let's get out of here." He teleported both of them to the middle of Tokyo.
"I think we should try to find the Sailor Scouts," Kunzaito said.
"Whatever you want," Zoisaito agreed snuggling up to his partner's shoulder. "Uh, but first can we change our clothes?" They were still wearing their Dark Kingdom uniforms and looked quite out of place in modern day Tokyo.
"Sure." Kunzaito snapped his fingers and both of their uniforms changed to normal clothes.
"Ugh. You always did have the worst fashion sense." Kunzaito looked hurt. "I mean... when it comes to me," Zoisaito quickly amended, changing his outfit at the same time. "You look great!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, that was chapter two. How did you like it? Please review and tell me what you thought. There is more to come. I'll probably get the next chapter up tomorrow, but reviews will definitely help! (hint hint, nudge nudge, push push, kick kick!) BTW it is set after the end of the sm and gw series. Until next time! Ja matta!
"Whoa!" yelled Duo. "That was so weird! Ugh. This doesn't fit. And the skirt is not a good thing," he commented. Trowa's hair looked really weird in the really small pigtails, and Quatre's didn't look a lot better in a ponytail- if you could call it that. Relena was the only one who looked half-decent, but that was only because the outfit was more anatomically fitting, and her hair would actually go into pigtails. They all looked at each other and started laughing.
*10 minutes later *
Everyone was still laughing.
"Uh, I can't wait anymore!" said Luna. She jumped up and scratched Relena across the face, figuring she would make the most noise (and would be the least likely to kill her on the spot!). Luna was right. Relena burst out screeching and bawling.
"Ahhhh! What did you have to do that for!" Hiro started strangling the cat. Luna bit him and he dropped her.
"I need to get you to do something besides just laughing. You have to go find our enemy and defe-"
"Hey! Where'd Wufei go?" Duo asked, obviously not listening. Luna fell over.
"Hey, you're right. I haven't seen him since we transformed," said Hiro. Just then there was a noise from the tree above them. They all looked up. Wufei was sitting in the tree.
"Damn it!" he swore. "Well, now that you've seen me I might as well tell you, I'm not coming down. You will kill me before I go out in public dressed like this!" he yelled down. Hiro took out his gun and aimed it upwards.
"Well, don't shoot him!" gasped Trowa realizing that the borderline psychopath very well could. "How important is Mars anyway?"
"You need all the scouts working together if you want to defeat your enemy." Luna said, mentally lowering Wufei out of the tree, while he freaked out at the prospect of floating through the air. By the time he reached the ground, he was curled in a fetal position whimpering pitifully.
"Just great!" scowled Hiro. "Now we're not going to be able to get anything out of him all day!" Hiro dragged Wufei into one of the children's play-structures, by his collar.
Just then,
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To save the world from devastation,"
"To unite all peoples within our nation,"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love,"
"To extend our reach to the stars above,"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!" They all just stared. A'couple minutes later.
"Team Rocket?"
"Gundam Wing?"
"Sailor Moon?" They all said at once.
"Okay, you seem to know we're Team Rocket. Who or what exactly are you?" asked Jesse, staring at their weird outfits.
"We're the Gundam Pilots," Hiro told them..."and company," he added remembering Relena. "The only reason we're dressed like this is because we're trying to help this world, since the sailor scouts have been stuck in our world.
"Uhh... yeah...whatever gets you through the night," Jesse said while turning around to leave. She heard a gun cock. She spun around to Hiro's gun in her face.
"Say that again," he threatened, using the Hiro Yui Death Glare (TM). She quickly reconsidered her choice of actions.
"I'm very sorry!" she pleaded dropping to her knees. "Please don't shoot me! I'm too young and beautiful to die!" she went shoujo sparkly and very gracefully flipped her hair. Hiro put away his gun and helped her up.
"Your name's Jesse right?" he asked still holding her hand.
"Yes. And you- you're Hiro," she said. He picked her up into his arms. She giggled a little. He started walking off.
"Hiro!" Duo called out. Hiro paid him no attention. "Aren't you going to do something, Trowa?"
"What would you have me do? He's obviously indisposed. I don't think he'll be of any help from now on. Anyway, Luna, where are these enemies we're supposed to fight?"
James and Meowth looked at each other, and then started pigging out on all the food Makoto had brought for the girls' picnic, in the background.
"Well, actually, to put it bluntly-" Luna started.
"We don't know," interrupted Artemis.
"We don't even know who they are."
"We just feel an evil presence."
"Then how are we supposed to fight them?!" snapped Duo.
"Oh, they'll show up...eventually," Artemis told them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The group of sailor girls walked around the strangely old, Chinese, looking city. Suddenly three horses rode up. On one there was a very bishy guy and a shorter girl wearing a school uniform. On another horse a very good-looking guy rode as well. And on the third horse a guy with strange hair and a scar across his face rode.
"Miaka?!"
"Sailor Moon?!" The girls exclaimed at once. The three guys on the horses just looked at each other, with confused looks on their faces. Miaka jumped down and started poking Usagi, while she poked back. Minako jumped on the horse with Tamahome. Rei stood beside Hotohori's horse and did the sparkly shoujo thing with a hair flip and head tilt. Hotohori jumped right down. He lifted her up onto his horse. Makoto gazed at Chichiri, and said quietly to herself,
"He looks just like my old senpai!" Chichiri rode over and asked,
"Do you want a ride?" Makoto popped out of her daze.
"Oh! Of course!" Chichiri hopped down and lifted her gently up on the horse.
"We had better get these travelers back to the castle," Hotohori said.
"How did you know I was Sailor Moon?" Usagi asked Miaka, a bit ticked that two groups of people had both plainly seen that she was Sailor Moon.
"Are you serious? Like anyone could mistake your hair! Plus when you hang around with people who also look like the other sailor scouts what do you expect people to think? I mean you don't even wear masks or anything!" They all started walking back to the castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hey. Hey! HEY! Would you wake up already!" Zoisaito shook Kunzaito by the shoulders. "Urgh." Zoisaito leant back against the wall in the Dark Kingdom's (now empty) Throne Room. He had just woken up moments before with the other three kings lying beside him. He could feel that Metallia was gone from this realm. And Beryl too. At that he literally leapt for joy. It had been so long since he had been able to do whatever he wanted. He went and sat in Beryl's throne. Just then he noticed that Nefuraito was waking up. Zoisaito quickly conjured a sword and stood beside him, with the sword hanging over his chest, very close. Nefuraito opened his eyes and gasped.
"Now listen to me and listen to me well, or you're going to find yourself with a sword through your chest." Nefuraito nodded. Zoisaito smiled. "Swear to me right now that you will never do anything to hurt me, or Kunzaito, or even think of hurting me, or Kunzaito, ever!" Zoisaito jerked the sword closer.
"I swear! I swear!"
"Good, now I am going to bind your life to that oath so that if you break it, you will die. It's a trick Kunzaito taught me." Zoisaito waved his hands and uttered a few words and the stepped away. Nefuraito moaned in pain. "I wouldn't think about it for now. Makes it easier." Just then Zoisaito caught a movement from Kunzaito out of the corner of his eye. Zoisaito rushed to his side. "Are you okay? How do you feel?" He eased Kunzaito up into a sitting position. Suddenly Zoisaito heard a groan from Jedaito. He rushed over and quickly performed the same spell he did with Nefuraito. It wasn't as necessary, but still comforting to have the knowledge that Jedaito wouldn't attack him either.
By now all the kings were fully conscious. Zoisaito and Kunzaito were making out over by Beryl's throne, and getting closer to doing more. Nefuraito was groaning in pain on the floor.
"Okay, what the hell is wrong with Nefuraito?!" Kunzaito suddenly asked in annoyance.
"Oh, nothing. He's just having trouble with the fact that he can't get back at me for killing him. He'll be okay once he stops thinking about it." Zoisaito told him calmly, and then started kissing him passionately.
"Um...Could you guys tell me what happened?" Jedaito piped up. "I mean, I thought Beryl imprisoned me in that crystal forever. How am I alive again? And what happened to Metallia?"
"I don't know," Zoisaito told him. "All I know is that when I woke up, you three were lying beside me and Metallia, and Beryl were gone. Along with everything else. You guys woke up just a couple minutes after I did." He started kissing Kunzaito again. Jedaito just stared.
"Hold on a minute," Kunzaito said, and stopped kissing. "Would you stop, Zoisaito?" He looked down at Zoisaito who was still kissing his neck. After a second he got the idea, and stopped.
"Fine," he said and started pouting.
"Oh stop that," Kunzaito said gently. Zoisaito stopped. "Okay, we need to figure out what happened. Apparently Metallia and Beryl are gone. That stands to reason the Sailor scouts or someone else defeated them. At any rate, I think we're free." At that all three of them broke into cheers. Nefuraito was still writhing on the ground.
"Isn't there anything you can do to fix him?" Kunzaito asked Zoisaito.
"I only did the same thing to him as I did to Jedaito here, and he's not having any problems. Maybe if he would stop thinking about trying to kill me!" he directed this last part at Nefuraito louder than the rest. "Than he wouldn't have that problem!" he yelled.
"Oh. You used that spell I taught you," Kunzaito cooed. "But still, can you blame him? You did kill him?" Zoisaito fumed.
"Yes. I. Can. Blame. Him," he said between clenched teeth, with his eyes closed, and his fists balled. "But he can't hurt us now. So it's okay. Can we get out of here? This place really creeps me out," he said with a real change of attitude.
"Maybe we should find the Sailor Scouts and find out if they actually did defeat Beryl. Or if they're dead. You know, maybe Beryl won, and is ruling the earth right now," Jedaito reasoned. At this point Nefuraito had stopped groaning.
"Hold on a second. I'm free right?" Nefuraito asked. They all nodded at him. Jedaito said,
"Probably." But Zoisaito clamped his hand over Jedaito's mouth.
"He is free!" Zoisaito hissed at Jedaito.
"Except from you Zoisaito," Nefuraito scowled to the side. "I have to find Naru!" he concluded, jumping up. Jedaito looked in confusion as the other two shook their heads in disgust.
"Whatever. Go. Just leave us alone," Zoisaito said. Nefuraito straightened up.
"See you in hell, you bitch, Zoisaito!" he said maliciously to Zoisaito. "Kunzaito, Jedaito, goodbye," he said looking at each of them in turn, and then teleporting away.
"Who the hell is Naru?" Jedaito asked.
"Oh, I forgot you weren't here when that happened. Naru is some mortal girl he fell in love with," Zoisaito told him.
"And, you killed Nefuraito?" Jedaito asked.
"Oh yeah, One of my more enjoyable pursuits."
"God, I knew you two weren't on the best terms but I didn't think you'd go as far as killing him! Remind me not to get on your bad side. At any rate, I am out of here. I'll see if I can find a decent house, and I'll try to live in this time. It shouldn't be too hard, not with magic on my side. Farewell." with that he teleported away.
"He always was articulate wasn't he?" Zoisaito asked Kunzaito, the only one left. "Let's get out of here." He teleported both of them to the middle of Tokyo.
"I think we should try to find the Sailor Scouts," Kunzaito said.
"Whatever you want," Zoisaito agreed snuggling up to his partner's shoulder. "Uh, but first can we change our clothes?" They were still wearing their Dark Kingdom uniforms and looked quite out of place in modern day Tokyo.
"Sure." Kunzaito snapped his fingers and both of their uniforms changed to normal clothes.
"Ugh. You always did have the worst fashion sense." Kunzaito looked hurt. "I mean... when it comes to me," Zoisaito quickly amended, changing his outfit at the same time. "You look great!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, that was chapter two. How did you like it? Please review and tell me what you thought. There is more to come. I'll probably get the next chapter up tomorrow, but reviews will definitely help! (hint hint, nudge nudge, push push, kick kick!) BTW it is set after the end of the sm and gw series. Until next time! Ja matta!