Everybody loves Mayumi
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Disclaimer: I do not own Slam Dunk. That is so sad.
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A/N: This is written to challenge (mock??!!) Mary-sue fics.
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A/N/N: The author is in one of her mean moods, don't mind her.
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A/N/N/N: This is written as a break from all the blood in "Kurohoshi Agency".
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A/N/N/N/N: You may start reading now.
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"Oh people, look! Isn't that Rukawa?"
A high-pitched voice squeaked happily.
"Indeed! Ahhhhh! He looked so handsome in T-shirt and jeans!"
Another high-pitched voice squeaked equally cheerfully.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Ru-Ka-Wa! We-love-you! Rukawa! We love you! R-U-K-A-W-A!"
Three high-pitched voices shrieked in unison.
Meanwhile, Rukawa sweatdropped very violently.
"Why can't I get some peace even on a Sunday morning?" He muttered to the female beside him.
She looked and him and nodded a little, moving in a little closer.
/Mayumi, you are just so sweet. / Rukawa thought, his hand on her shoulders.
"I'm so jealous of her!"
A high-pitched voice squeaked in envy.
"Indeed! How could she snuggle so closely up to our Rukawa-kun?"
Another high-pitched voiced squeaked equally jealously.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Rukawa-kun! How could you?!?!?!?!"
Three high-pitched voices shrieked in unison.
/That was just so stupid. / Rukawa thought, "Why can't I spend a quiet Sunday morning with my girl?"
Mayumi looked at him and said nothing.
"Ohayo! Rukawa-kun," A tall, spiky-haired boy came jogging down the lane, "Fancy meeting you here…" His voice broke off as he saw the girl beside Rukawa, "Man, you are lucky, she's gorgeous!"
"Hands off," Rukawa grunted, "Let's go Mayumi, pay no heed to the hentai,"
They went down the lane, attracting more attention.
"I say, the Rukawa boy's lucky, look at the shiny dark hair of hers!"
"And her beautiful brown eyes, don't you just feel that you are drowning in them?"
"Yes! I heard she was top at school,"
"She's perfect, I say, Rukawa's so fortunate to win her favor,"
"I like Rukawa, though, he's quite nice, albeit a little silent,"
"But Mayumi's too good for him!"
"Maa…"
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"Okay Mayumi, want some drink?" Rukawa passed her his bottle.
"That's a great looking Labrador you have there! Rukawa!"
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OWARI
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Note 1: I didn't say anything about her specimen, *Shrug*, I just said she was a gorgeous female.
Note 2: 'School' refers to the Dog-training school, ever heard of them?
Note 3: Mayumi's a top grade Labrador retriever who received top honors in training.
Note 4: The dog chooses the owner, not the other way round.
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Note 5: You didn't really think it was a Mary-sue did you?
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Note 6: Oh by the way, Lambie, great minds think alike! I was just thinking of this story before I saw yours. ^__^