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{It was a normal day in Midgar Highschool}
Tifa:You stole my guy!
Yuffie:Your guy? Bugenhagen had a crush on me the whole time!
Tife:No, he had a crush on ME!
Yuffie:No, ME!
The dark avenger almost vomited at the site of this...this argument! Not only did he hate bickerments like these, he was also disgusted at the fact it looked like a movie script. "Maybe if they made it look like a real book, it would be 'Hard to Read'.", he joked as he moved closer to the crapfest. He remembered what he was supposed to do: "kil evreywun in midgar hi skool and dont cum back untel u kil tthem al!!!111". He pulled out his trusty sidearm, then sprung into action. *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*!!! He didn't need the third shot. The schoolgirls were on the floor, dead.
Cloud:You killed my girlfriend! I'm gonna beat you up!
Those were his last words as he joined the death toll. He threw a grenade around the corner and heard the death cries of an ancient and the "Terror from the Sky". One Vincent and One President ShinRa later, he learned the the reactor core was in the girl's bathroom from an undisclosed source. When he reached the girl's bathroom, he heard a robotic voice behind him.
Air Buster:STOP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT.
The dark avenger looked around to see what looked like it was ripped off of Mega-Man. He shot his gun at the wall behind the Air Buster. The bullet bounced off of the wall and into the robot's back. It turned around, and the dark avenger flipped the power switch to off. He proceeded to find the reactor core and put remote explosives on it. On his way out, he tripped causing the school to blow up with him inside.
Well, he died for a good cause, didn't he?
{It was a normal day in Midgar Highschool}
Tifa:You stole my guy!
Yuffie:Your guy? Bugenhagen had a crush on me the whole time!
Tife:No, he had a crush on ME!
Yuffie:No, ME!
The dark avenger almost vomited at the site of this...this argument! Not only did he hate bickerments like these, he was also disgusted at the fact it looked like a movie script. "Maybe if they made it look like a real book, it would be 'Hard to Read'.", he joked as he moved closer to the crapfest. He remembered what he was supposed to do: "kil evreywun in midgar hi skool and dont cum back untel u kil tthem al!!!111". He pulled out his trusty sidearm, then sprung into action. *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*!!! He didn't need the third shot. The schoolgirls were on the floor, dead.
Cloud:You killed my girlfriend! I'm gonna beat you up!
Those were his last words as he joined the death toll. He threw a grenade around the corner and heard the death cries of an ancient and the "Terror from the Sky". One Vincent and One President ShinRa later, he learned the the reactor core was in the girl's bathroom from an undisclosed source. When he reached the girl's bathroom, he heard a robotic voice behind him.
Air Buster:STOP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT.
The dark avenger looked around to see what looked like it was ripped off of Mega-Man. He shot his gun at the wall behind the Air Buster. The bullet bounced off of the wall and into the robot's back. It turned around, and the dark avenger flipped the power switch to off. He proceeded to find the reactor core and put remote explosives on it. On his way out, he tripped causing the school to blow up with him inside.
Well, he died for a good cause, didn't he?