MUHAHAHAHA this is what happens when an authoress eats one too many fruit rollups, has itchy typing fingers, and is watching Justice League! MUHAHAHA!

Yami:I'm scared

Saphire:oh you should be you all should be MUHAHAHAHA

Bakura:OK no more fruit rollups for you!

Hehe! Now I must sort out the cast ^_^

Seto:you forgot something

Saphire:would you do it for me!

Seto:why

Saphire:cause if you don't I'll make you be wonder woman

Seto:Saphire does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Justice League or Sailor Moon she just owns herself

Saphire:ok now the cast

Batman:Yami

Superman:Yugi

Flash:Joey (you know he just had to be him)

GreenLantern:um I choose… Malik!

Hawk Girl:um….ME!!!!

WonderWoman:Tea

Um who else is there………ok I gonna leave out the alien dude um……

And I'll just throw in Aquaman

Aquaman: Seto Kaiba

Bad Dudes--------------------------------------

Aresia (I don't know the right spelling):Mai

Diamond Sapphire: um…..man this show doesn't have enough women… well (drags in Raye from sailor moon) : Raye

Lesser characters-----------------------

The Amazon Queen:Mina

Random male victims: Um….Pegasus, Kimo, Croquet, Bandit Keith, Yami Bakura, and Tristen.

The person who narrates the opening and closing: Mokuba

Bakura:what about me?

Saphire:You help direct silly ^_^

Bakura:YAY!!!!

Saphire:Ok this is the episode where Aresia makes that virus that affects all the male half.

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Mokuba:*humming the opening little theme song* dum dumdum dum!dum dum!

Bakura:*whispers* Mokuba! The opening is over!

Scene opens and Mai is standing there playing with her hair staring bored into the air not realizing the scene has started.

Bakura: MAI! It started!

Mai( Aresia ):ok um you open the door.*points to the museum doors*

Suddenly there a big boom and Batman comes out of the building.

Bakura:YAMI!! You just messed up the whole scene

Yami(batman): oops…… *flips through script* oh not until after they steal it …..o.O

Bakura:JUST IMPROB!

Saphire:Call down Bakura! Or else I'll demote you!

Bakura:You would *HUGE PUPPY EYES*

Saphire:AWWWW TOO CUTE!*glomps* um continues seen…

Yami(batman):riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhht. Oh yeah. *attempts to beat up Mai*

Mai:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Don't hurt me!!!

Saphire: Uh Mai your supposed to attack him not cower in fear.

Mai:Oh *beats up Yami like in the show and leaves him on the pipe with her necklace*

Yami:HOLD UP! How was I beaten by Mai.

Bakura:Yami its in the script of the show! Just go along with it!

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Scene cuts to a robbery at another museum and Mai is stealing another one of those rock thingies…. Yeah.

Mai:ooooooooooo pretty *stares at the red shiny rock*

Raye( Diamond Sapphire):uh your forgetting! Come on and steal the thing already!

Mai:Oh sorry!

Yugi(Superman):STOP!! For I am superman!

Saphire:*does a spit take* hahahahahahhaaha!!!!Yugi looks so funny in the Superman outfit!

*offstage you can here the laughs off Yami, Seto, and Joey roaring*

Bakura:*stifles back laughter* um continue!

Yugi: Um yeah…..what the!*gets hit with little bomb thingy Mai throws at him that explodes the virus on him* AHH!*faints*

Mai:That was easy o.O

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Scene cuts to Tea walking through the mall.

Tea(wonder woman):*sees a random woman trying on makeup at a counter* OOO! I wanna try some!

Saphire: TEA! THAT'S NOT THE LINE!

Tea:*reads the script*(monotone like)Why would anyone want to cover there natural beauty?

Random Woman:*is actually Pegasus dressed up with some high heels, a skirt and a tank top.*MUHAHAHA I will capture your soul!

Saphire:*whacks Pegasus on the head with a mallet* DO IT RIGHT OR YOUR GOING TO THE BARNEY RELM!

Everyone:*shudder*

Pegasus:Fine. Easy for you to say miss cheek bones.

Tea:*walks over to the perfume stand*

Perfume Lady:*is actually Yami Malik dressed up as a woman*(through clenched teeth) I'm going to Kill you Saphire!

Saphire: (singsong) no you won't!

Yami Malik:grrr Here try this new sent!*sprays it at Tea*

Tea:AHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!

Bakura:Was that supposed to happen

Saphire: *hangs head* no -_- just cut to a commercial plz!

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Seto, Yami, and Joey walk on screen and just stand there.

Mokuba:Hey you! Yes you three! Know what you need? New Grand slam duckie machines! Yes now you can be the owner of these wonderful machines!

Seto:Really o.O;

Mokuba:NO! MUHAHAHAHHA!

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Saphire:uhhhhhh yeah…. Back to where we was!

Tea: *walks out into back ally and hears a boom and runs toward it and runs into Mai*Mai!

Mai:Tea! Well wait…..LINE!!!!!

Saphire:just skip it and knock her out .

Seto:NOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone:o.O;

Seto:*turning bright red* uh I can explain

Joey: Seto like Tea! Seto Likes Te…AHHHHHHHH*is being pulverized by Kaiba*

Saphire:*weeps* this is hopeless WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bakura:HEY YOU ALL MADE THE AUTHORESS CRY!!!!! *gets anime flames*

Everyone:o.O;

Joey:*between punches* What does Bakura have a crush on Saphire or something?

Bakura:*turns a brilliant shade of red* no………..

Saphire:*still crying* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I FAILED AS AN AUTHORESS *wail louder*

Yami Malik:You got that right

Bakura:*Flings Yami Malik into a volcano*

Yami Bakura:I think I'm starting to rub off on the guy o.O;

Saphire:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*floods the room with tears*

Seto:PLZ STOP CRYING!!! YOUR NOT A BAD AUTHORESS JUST PLZ STOP!!!!!!!!!

Saphire:*stops* you really mean it O_O

Bakura:Of course he does ^_^

Saphire: *sniff* ^_^ aw so kawaii! *huggles Bakura*

Bakura:*Turns crimson red* uh it ok now…….

Yami Bakura:HAHAHAHA! Seto like Tea and Bakura like Saphire!!!!!!

Everyone else:SHUT UP!

Yugi:Hey were did Kaiba and Tea go ?

Joey: No clue *suddenly trips over a randomly placed box and tears down a curtain revealing Seto and Tea making out*

Everyone: o.O;

Yami:*mouth drops open to the floor*

Seto:uh…..I can explain!

Mokuba:Big brother where do babies come from?

Everyone:*anime fall*

Seto:uh…….I'll tell you later Mokuba.

Saphire:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bakura:WHAT!

Saphire: Its 1:00 am o.O

Bakura: is that all?

Saphire:No and Yami Malik has sorta tied me up and removed my authoress power!

Yami Malik:MUHAHAHA!! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME SELF CHEAP PERFUME!!!!* Grabs Saphire and runs off to the shadow realm*

Saphire:HELP ME!!!!!!!*is taken to shadow realm*

Bakura:SAPHIRE!!!!!I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!*jumps on Malik and starts beating him up*

Malik:hey it wasn't me it was my yami!!!!OWWWWWWW PAIN!

Yugi:Bakura we have bigger problems!!!This story has no author now!!!!!!

Seto:He's right o.O!!

Bakura:*to readers* Um Hi! It seems that Yami Malik has kidnapped our Authoress and stolen her author power! So until we somehow manage to get her back I have temporarily invested with author power and will control this story!

Joey:Why you?

Bakura:SHUT UP CHUHUAHUA!!!

All:o.O;

Yami Bakura:Um Aibou, my Hikari maybe you should take a little chill pill…..

Seto:man who knew he had it in him o.O

Malik:*walks up to readers all bandaged and wounded* PLZ REVIEW OR WE CAN'T RESCUE THE AUTHORESS!!!!

Bakura:*burst out of a randomly placed closet covered in heavy artillery and wearing an expression that resembles that his yami would have if he were very pissed*LET ME AT HIM!!! I'LL KILL THE B@$^#*&!!!

Yami:Uh Bakura why do you have all that artillery on your back? Don't you think we could rescue Saphire easier if we devised a plan first?

Bakura:ok -_- well that's all for chappie one…….PLZ R&R WE NEED PPL TO HELP US!!!BEFORE I KILL THEM ALL!!

Yami Bakura:Aibou what have you been eating lately.

Bakura: um nothing*suddenly 50000 chocolate wrappers fall out of pocket*hehe where did that come from o.O;

Bakura:Will we save the authoress? Have I gone totally insane? Will I kill Malik before we find his yami? Will we get enough review so that I have enough temporary author power to write the next chappie? Are Seto and Tea and item now? Will I ever calm down or will I destroy us all before Yami can devise a plan to get Saphire back ;_;!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura:PLZ REVIEW OR MY AIBOU WILL GO INSANE!!!!HELP US!!!!!!!!

Everyone: BYEBYE! ^____________________^

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Saphire:Ok! I had enough author power left to send out a message! HELP ME!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T REVIEW I WILL NEVER BE SAVED………….ahhh author power…..draining…….

Yami Malik:MUHAHAHAH YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!!MUAHAHAHA

*the last thing you see before the scene blurs out is an insane Yami Malik approaching a barely conscious Saphire and then scene blackens and we hear a muffled scream*

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Everyone:PLZ PRESS THE PRETTY PURPLE BUTTON AND REVIEW!!!!!!