Temporary Author note:HI! This is Bakura and it seems that our authoress was kidnapped in the last chapter so I am now typing o.o

Disclaimer:um Saphire Doesn't own The Yu-Gi-Oh cast or kirbys o.o

Yami:o.o ok

Seto:So now what?

Bakura:well we need Yami to make us a plan!

Yami: um ok o.o I gonna need about this whole chapter to think of it tho

Mokuba:SO what are we gonna do till then?

Bakura:I KNOW!!! THANK THE REVIEWRS!

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Ok mail time ^_^

Joey:YAY ^_^

Yugi:what first gift?

Bakura:ok the first gift is from Hot Ice and she has given me some of her AUTHOR POWER and a machine gun ^__________^

Yami Bakura:O.o uh I'll be taking that *takes machine gun from Bakura*

Bakura:awwwww ;_; any way the next and last gift is from Myloko! She sends….me some blue chill pill and some AUTHOR POWER o.o

Tristen:How come you're the only one who got anything?

Bakura: Cause I'm special ^_^

Everyone:O.o;

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Joey: well that was short lived……now what o.o

Bakura:we need something to do while Yami thinks up a plan O.o

Tristen:Hey where did Tea and Kaiba go? O.o

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Everyone: O.o;

Yugi:I have an idea!!!!Lets play bum bum bum….TWISTER!(Saphire does not own this o.O well actually she has it in her basement but you know what I mean!)

Yami Bakura: no one wants to play that dumb game.

Joey:I do!

Tristen:Me too!

Mokuba:YEAH!

Bakura:I'm up for a round ^_^

Malik:NO way I'm siding with the tomb robber for this one.

Yami Bakura:Who you calling tomb robber ya thief.

Malik:DUMB ASS

Y.Bakura:BLONDE

Malik:ALBINO FREAK!

Y.Bakura:GRRRRRR *jumps on Malik and they get into an anime fighting cloud*

Everyone else:*sweat drop*

Tristen:So are we playing or not?

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Yami is walking around the room in a WW2 general out fit with a rod behind his back. He is surveying a piece of paper that has a map of the shadow realm on it (in other words it was black construction paper) On the "map" he had several rubber duckies. 2 had little golden pyramids on them.2 others had little golden rings.2 others had little golden rods on them. Another 2(the ants go marching 2 by 2 hurrah hurrah!) had little dollar bills on them (give ya 3 guesses) and the others had a sword of fire, a ballerina shoe, A little sapphire, and a really funky hair do

Yami: so if I move this here and this here I have….. *move one of the duckies up a little and the all have formed into the shape of….. A doughnut o.o*

Bakura:um……lets get back to the twister o.o

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Bakura:uh wrong scene o.o

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Mokuba: ok Yugi; right hand purple

Yugi:uh Mokuba there is no purple spot in twister o.o

Mokuba:*looks at the board again* um ok then left ear red

Yugi:*tries to but ends up falling and knocking over Joey,Tristen,and Bakura with him*

Bakura:That's 5 games do you guys want to do something else yet o.o

Joey:yeah ok.

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Saphire:*is chained to a brick wall and mouth is duck tapped shut*

Yami Malik:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You should know better than to have made me sell cheap perfume!!

Saphire:*eyes go all big puppy like*mphh umhahpha!

Yami Malik:O__O; ok…….I'll just ignore that now. Muhahaha! You will pay….dearly!*pulls out millennium rod and it turns into a big sword*

Saphire:*eyes go really really big* O_________O;

Yami Malik:muhahahaha!!!*moves the sword closer to Saphire and makes a nice gash in her shoulder*

Saphire:*muffled scream and eyes brim with tears*

Yami Malik:MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!you will pay dearly : ) (evil grin)

Saphire:*whimpers and cries as blood streams down her arm*

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Everyone:How low can you go Joey?How low can you go!

Joey:*goes under the limbo pole but slips and lands flat on his back*

Tristen:hahahah! Your out Joey!

Bakura:how much longer do you think Yami has to go on that plan?

Yugi:I don't know.Maybe we should check on him.

Tea:Hi guys has Yami gotten a plan yet?

Yugi:Not yet,I hope he does soon.

Seto:If Bakura doesn't kill us all first.

Tristen:Hey what have you two been up to for the past 3 pages?

Seto:*blushing* um…. I was reading a book o.o

Tea:*blushing as well* um…. I was brushing my hair you know how long that takes O_O;

Joey: ok for a minute I though you and Kaiba was making out O_O;

Everyone (except for Yami B. and Malik who are still fighting): *anime fall*

Tea:heh o_o *points to Yami Bakura and Malik* how long have they been at it?

Bakura:I would guess for about the past two pages by now o.o

Yami Bakura and Malik finally stop fighting and pass out on the floor. Both are beaten and bruised.

Joey:So now what?

Suddenly Yami burst through the door still wearing the general outfit.

Yami:HAI!!!!!! I have the plan!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yami Malik is seen walking away from the wall where Saphire is chained up.

Saphire: *is unconscious with several bruises and a few more gashes across her arm.Her eyes are swollen and puffy from crying*

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Bakura:Well that's all for the amazing chapter 2!What is Yami's plan? Will we be able to save Saphire in time? How much more can Saphire take of Yami Malik's torture? Will Joey ever win at limbo? What were Tea and Kaiba really doing? Will we be able to revive my yami and Malik? Probably not. All this and more in chapter 3!!!!!

Yami:I HAVE THE PLAN!!!!!

Bakura:shush that's next chapter!

Seto:I told you I was reading a book O_O

Everyone:Yeah right!

Everyone: BYEBYE!!!!! PLZ R&R TO SAVE OUR AUTHORESS! ^___________________^!