Disclaimer:Saphire not own Yu-Gi-Oh! And she definitely does NOT own Neil Dimond or any of his songs that may appear and would never want to!!!tho her mother might O_O;

Hi Bakura again! As you know our authoress was kidnapped and taken to the shadow realm two chapters ago. Last chapter Yami had just burst through the door exclaiming he had a plan. I hope it works O_O;!

Yami Bakura:Your no better than the authoress it has taken you 3 days at least to type this -_-

Bakura:Yeah I know O_O

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Joey:no mail time?

Bakura: O___O um well I sorta don't have the reviews with me *sweat drop*

Yami Bakura: (sarcastic) Oh yeah you're a REAL great author I don't see why they didn't make you one before -_-

Bakura:ANYWAY! On with chapter 3 already!

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Chapter 3: A Plan ,Some Ear Plugs, and Neil Dimond O_O

Yami:HAI!!! I HAVE THE PLAN!!!!

Bakura:about time!

Joey:So what is it already!

Yami:Well it a little complicated O_O;

Tea:So is your hair do

Yami:Yeah……. O_O; anyway um well we need to get a few things first.

Yugi:Like……..

Yami: um about 10 pairs of ear plugs, some rope, a getaway bus, someone who can drive fast O_O, some duck tape, Neil Dimond…..

Everyone:NEIL DIMOND???

Joey:WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THIS!!!!!

Yami:Um O_O ……………..mine?

Everyone:*Big sweat drop*

Yami: anyway….. Neil Dimond, entry to the shadow realm, and some food coloring ^_^!

Yugi:The food coloring isn't for you now is it O_o

Yami:Um………………………………............. No.

Seto:Ok so where do we get this stuff?

Yami:well I have most of it. All we need is entry to the shadow realm and Neil Dimond…

Bakura:and just were are we supposed to get that O_O

Yugi: well…*looks at paper* according to this he is a at a concert right now in downtown O_O how coincidental …

Yami: ^_^ OK To the get away bus *runs out of the room still in the little general outfit*

Yami Bakura:shit……man my head .

Malik: Man where am I O_O

Bakura: Hey it looks like those two finally woke up O_O and just in time!

Yami Bakura: for what?

Bakura: The first part of Yami's plan…

Malik: Which is?

Bakura: O_____O um capture Neil Dimond…

Yami Bakura: COOL ^_________^ I'm in!

Malik:ME TOO!!! ^_________^

Mokuba:*appears out of nowhere eating yogurt* mmmmmmmmm ^______^

Tea: what is he doing here O_O?

Mokuba: No reason I just wanted to show up ^______^ *vanishes in puff of smoke put leaves behind the yogurt*

Yami Bakura & Joey:MINE!!!!!!!!! *both dive at it*

Everyone: *big sweat drop O______O;;;*

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Yami Malik: MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!

Saphire: O_______O I can still try can't I ?

Yami Malik: let me think about that…. How about NO!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA hey how did you remove the duck tape from your mouth O_O?

Saphire:Same way I removed the chains ^_______^ see ya!!! *runs off*

Yami Malik: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *suddenly appears in front of Saphire and knocks her unconscious*

Saphire:*unconscious* X________X

Yami Malik: *caring Saphire back to cell* note to self… next time make chains that have locks on them O_O;

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Everyone had run outside to Yami's get away bus which was actually a school bus painted…… tie-dye O_o… yeah anyway they all hopped on and Bakura (no on e trusted a 5000 year old pharaoh to drive) began the drive towards the Neil Dimond concert downtown…

Yami:Ok everyone you may need these *hands them all a set of ear plugs*

Yugi: thanks ^_^

They pulled up beside the coliseum ( that's what its called where Saphire lives so deal!) and crept out of the bus slowly.Kaiba ran up and knocked out the security guard at the back door and they all began to enter.

Yami: there he is!

Bakura: (whisper) so how are we gonna get him?

Joey: dunno lets listen O_O

Neil Dimond: She got the way to move me ya!

Yami Bakura:AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE EVIL NESS OF IT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!* runs onto the stage while knocking out a few security guards*

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Saphire: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE NEIL DIMOND MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!

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Yami Bakura:EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on Neil Dimond and bashes his microphone on his head* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!

Yami:*runs onto stage* you can't kill him we need him for our plan!

Yami Bakura: oh yeah O_O *grabs the rope from Yami and ties up Neil Dimond*

Seto:come on! We gotta high tail it out of here before the enraged fans get us!!!!!!

Enraged Fan: RAHHHHHHHHHH!

Yami &Yami Bakura:*grab Neil Dimond and run like hell to the bus*

Bakura:LETS GO!!*pushes the pedal to the medal and they speed off*

Neil:*wakes up* where the heck am I O_O?

Malik:um your sorta on our bus O_O…

Neil: uh why O_O

Joey:cause we needs ya to work with Yami here's plan.

Tea:Just a question but why did you pick Neil Dimond for your plan anyway O_O?

Yami:Well his last name is Dimond and she's Saphire so it sorta worked O_O…. actually I have no clue I just felt like kidnapping Neil ^_________^

Everyone:*sweat drop*

Bakura: So what do we do now O_O

Yami: *nods to Yami Bakura* were going to the shadow realm ^_^

Neil: The what? O_______O

Malik: Shadow realm, the realm of shadows DUH!

Yami Bakura: everyone ready? *they all nod 'cept Neil* ok …* the rings starts to glow and the scene morphs to the shadow realm like it did in the episode "Evil Spirit of the Ring" *

Bakura: now it's time to rescue Saphire!!!! O_O I hope…

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Bakura: That all for chapter 3 ^_^ sorry it took so long for me to put this chapter up.

Yami Bakura:Man you are lazy -_-

Bakura: no I just have a demented Yami who like to pick on me O_O;

Yami Bakura: : Þ

Bakura:Will we save Saphire? Will Neil be returned to his concert? Why didn't Yami have a better plan -_-? (Yami Bakura:will my aibou ever stop being lazy!?) HEY! Ahem… Will we ever be able to get the authoress back? What is instore for us in the shadow realm? All This and more in chapter 4!!!!

Yami Bakura:…which you are going to be too lazy to write

Bakura: shut up -_-

Mokuba: PLZ R&R!!!!!!!

Everyone: BYEBYE! ^_____________________________^