Disclaimer: Dun own YuGiOh or Star Bucks…
Bakura:……
Yami Bakura: I can't believe it…
Bakura: ….
Malik: THAT'S IT!! IT TOOK YOU TWO MONTHS TO UPDATE!! I'M TAKING OVER!!! *uses millennium rod to take Bakura's author powers* Hello reader I am the new author of this story ^_^.
Yami Bakura: maybe this time there will be faster updates…
Saphire: YEAH!! IT TOOK HIM TWO MONTHS!!!!
Everyone: Saphire??
Saphire: yep ^_^ its me!! Yami Malik got too bored waiting for Bakura to update so he let me go. Then we went to star bucks and had some lattes. I've been waiting here ever since.
Seto: since when do they have Star Bucks in the shadow realm O_O?
Everyone: O_O;;
Saphire: uh……
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Scene cuts to the Star Bucks with the Dark Magician Girl working behind the counter and the Celtic Guardian and the Blue Eyes White Dragon are reading the selection menus.
DMG: What will you have?
BEWD: hmm… how bout a cappachino, extra creamers, extra sugar, extra sour cream (O_O), extra sweetners, and black.
CG: I'll have a bagel with cream cheese.
Feral Imp: *yelling from outside* WAITER!! Where is my COFFEE!!!
Dark Magician: *come over with a tray and sets the coffee down* here you go.
FI: *sips* yuck, luke warm *uses electrical attack on the coffee* mmmmm good ^_^
*******(I'm in charge of the story again ~_^)******
Everyone: O_O;;
Mokuba: can we leave now?
Saphire: good idea, but what about HIM! *points to Neil*
Neil: Who are you? Where am I? What the hell am I doing here? Why did you kidnap me? *blah blah blah*
Malik: Gah Shut up!!! *knocks him unconscious with the millennium rod*
Saphire: THANK YOU!!
Joey: I say we leave him here
Seto: for once I agree
Yami: wow Kaiba and Joey agreeing, that's scary
Yugi: ya O_O
Saphire: all in favor of leaving Neil behind say 'I'
Joey: I
Yami: I
Yugi: I
Seto: I
Malik: I!!!!!
Yami Bakura: I!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE HIM!!!
Bakura: …I?
Saphire: well that's about everyone… except for those two….. *points to Tristen and Tea*
Tristen: ……ooooo I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE!!! *rips open shirt super man style to reveal a pink bunny shirt O_O* eh…… wrong shirt *rips open shirt again to reveal an 'I LOVE NEIL DIAMOND' Shirt* NEIL I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Everyone: O________O;;;
Neil: ooooooo crap O_O
Everyone: *slowly back away*
Saphire: so what about her? *points to Tea*
Tea: @_@
Joey: What's her problem?
Tea: @________@ *is staring at the back of Kaiba's head*
Yami Bakura: sane enough lets go.
Yami: right *snaps fingers and a portal appears*
Malik: lets go *walks through*
Saphire: right *walks in as well and everyone else followed*
*******We all came out of the portal from the shadow realm only to find it had led us too****
Saphire: What the…. How did we end up in the supply room of the new gym??
Yep, the portal from the Shadow Realm had led us to none other than the closet of the new gym of my school O_O;
Joey: New gym? You mean there's an old one too?
Seto: That has got to be the stupidest question ever!
Saphire: um actually he's right O_O;; the old gym is the building out back.
Joey: HAH! Told ya!
Seto: ……
Malik: hey, who's the skinny, bald, dude that's as short as Yami?
Yami: HEY!!
Saphire: Yipe!!! It's Coach Hastings O_O;;!!!
Bakura: wait a sec… if that's the gym teacher why is he here on a Saturday??
Yugi: Maybe he wants to steal all of the dodge balls and micro chips from the score board to make the ultimate dodge ball AI with which he will use to dominate the entire east coast…….. and then the world!!!! O_O
Everyone: O_o;;
Yami: Aibou, what type of sugar have you been eating lately?
Yugi: SUGAR!!!! *runs through the door leaving a hole even though the left door was wide open*
Everyone: O_O;;
Coach Hastings: WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!
Saphire: EEP!! *hides behind Malik* dun let him see me… dun let him see me…
CH: SAPHIRE!!!! What are you and this group of weirdos doing here?!
Yami Bakura: WEIRDOS!!! Speak for yourself. What are YOU doing here??
CH: That's none of your business young man!!
Yami Bakura: YOUNG MAN!?! I HAPPEN TO BE SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS OLD!!!
CH: um hm. Likely story… WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!
Yugi: SUUUUUUUUUUUGAR!!!! *runs smack dab into Coach Hastings causing several micro chips and dodge balls to fall out from under his shirt*
CH: Well lookie there O_O;; *nervous laugh*
Yugi: HAH!! I TOLD YOU!!!!
CH: NOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *straps two Frisbees to his arms and climbs up the pipes to the big fans almost at the ceiling. He then jumps off them and looks like he's try to fly only to crash head first into the ping pong table breaking it in two*
Everyone: O__________O;;
Saphire:……..
Seto: that was… strange…
Everyone: …….. *slowly back away*
******Then everyone turned around and ran like hell to… where ever we were when this story started*****
Yugi: Ya *pant* mi… what *pant* just happened *pant*?
Yami: I really don't know…
***suddenly evil laughter is heard***
Everyone: O_______O;;
???? ?????: *evil music* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……what the..?
Evil Music: *freaky peppy female voice* Lets all sing the A-B-C's and then when can all go climb up tree…
Everyone: O_______O;;
???? ?????: !!!! *quickly switches a record to other side*
Evil Music: DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!
???? ?????: phew! Now where was I…oh yes! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Malik: uh yami? Why are you hiding in the shadows laughing??
Yami Malik: Crap!! You could hear that?? O_O;;
Everyone: -_-;;;
Yami Bakura: what are you doing here??
Saphire: *whispering to others* how many times has he said that this chapter?
Yami Malik: me um……. No reason… I mean I had nothing to do with the gym teachers being stoned and-
Yugi: STONED???
Yami Malik: uh….. Oops ^_^;;;
Saphire: O_____O;;
Malik: YAMI WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!
Yami Malik: Nothing I mean I just kinda stick a little bit in his morning coffee…
Seto: How exactly did you get to his coffee?
Yami Malik: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?? Ok ok he was kinda at the star bucks in the shadow realm and I kinda slipped it in his coffee there… I mean I went around and snuck it in his drink when DMG wasn't looking.
Everyone else: O_O
Saphire: uh…… when does my gym teacher know about the star bucks in the shadow realm??
Everyone: O_O; ……………
Joey: I dun think I wanna know…
Bakura: hey… has anyone seen Mokuba?
Seto: MOKUBA??
Saphire: We gotta find him!!
Seto: why?
Everyone: O________O;
Saphire: we have to… what would happen if he were to find my entire supply of sugar!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yami: We have to find Mokuba!!
Yami Bakura: So why are we just standing around!! GO and search!
*****But before anyone could begin to search an wall exploded and three shadowy figures stood before then in the light of the hole*****
Yami: The wall… it…
Yugi:… go boom O_O
Yami Malik: who are they O_O *points to the figures*
***The first of the 3 figures looked at Yami Malik and then turn to the others and shouted***
First shadowy figure: GET 'EM!!!!
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Yami Malik: *is playing his evil music 'Dum Dum Dum' theme*
Saphire: could you stop that….
Yami Malik: ehh sorry
Bakura: dang why did I lose control of the story??
Saphire: well A} Malik took over B} you took too long and C} I'm back ^_^
Malik: hey I didn't get to do anything *pouts*
Saphire: hey think of the bright side, you got to experience author power, something few anime character get to experience at all… from the commanding side that is…
Malik: ok ^_^
Saphire: Well I'm back in control of the story and I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for the lack of updates!!! I promise to update faster now ^_^ so here are some things to ponder:
Who are the shadowy figures? Why did Yami Malik stone my gym teacher? Is my gym teacher alive? Where is Mokuba? What ever happened to Neil and Tristen? Why doesn't Yugi know how to use a door? How does my gym teacher know of the shadow realm? Why is there a star bucks in the shadow realm? And why ever did Yami want to kidnap Neil Diamond in the first place?
Saphire: man… that a lot to ponder! All that crap and more in chapter 5 ^_^!!!
Malik: please R&R ^_________________^
Everyone: BYEBYE!!! ^_______________________________________^