Disclaimer: dun own Yu-Gi-Oh, Star Bucks, or Neil Diamond…
Saphire: O_______O
Malik: what?
Saphire: CHAPPIE 4 GOT ZIP REVIEWS O___________O
Everyone: O_O
Yami Malik: that's a record low…
Saphire: sigh yes but I feel like updating this anyway ^_^ ok now to start chappie 5!!
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When we last left off I had returned to the story and we discovered there was a star bucks in the shadow realm. When then left through a portal and ended up in the gym of my school and the gym teacher went insane. We then fled and met up with Yami Malik who stoned my gym teacher and then 3 shadowy figures emerged from an explosion in the wall.
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First Shadowy Figure: GET 'EM!!!
Second Shadowy Figure: RAHHHHHHH!!! *jumps at Yami Malik like a wild tiger*
Yami Malik: GAH!!! Down boy!!!
SSF: *chases Yami Malik around the room*
FSF: Now Finish HIM!!!
Yugi: What do we do!!
Yami Bakura (I'm gonna call him Bakura from now on): nothing
Ryou: Yami!
Bakura: His problem not ours.
Yami Malik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!
Malik: Now that's something you don't see everyday O_O
SSF: RAHHHHHH!! SHINY HEAD ATTACK!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Yami Malik: What the…? *is suddenly blinded by a flash of light* ooooooooooo duckies @_@ *THUD*
FSF: MUHAHAHAHAHA !!! He don't got the way to move it ya!!! Oooooo some cherries…
Third Shadowy Figure: @_@ yes master…
Joey: wait a sec… I'd recognize that voice anywhere! TRISTEN!!
TSF: huh? O_O
Yugi: It is Tristen!!!
Tristen: I am not Tristen… I am NEIL SLAVE!! *steps out of shadows to reveal French maid outfit O_O;*
FSF: I told you not to wear that -__-;;
Neil Slave: yes master @_@
Ryou: wait that must mean that is…
Kaiba: …It can't be…
Yami: Neil Diamond???
Neil: What took so long? I mean I'm standing right here!!!
Malik: so then the other is…
Saphire: *looks at SSF* ahhhh!!!! He's still alive O_O??!! *hides behind Malik*
Yami: The gym teacher??
Coach Hastings: MUHAHAHA!!! F's FOR ALL!!!!
Saphire: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! O_O I pray I don't have new gym this year.
Bakura: what are all of you doing here?? Why are you here?? WHY DOES EVERYONE COME HERE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Joey: Uh Ryou, I think your Yami's lost it …
Ryou: your just now realizing that? Man you are slow.
Neil: Now.. CH, ATTACK The insane one!!1
Bakura: WHO YOU CALLING INSANE!!
CH: Rahhhhhhhhh!! Bald Fla-
Bakura: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *is strangling CH by the neck* YOU FITNESS FREAK!! I'LL TEACH YOU!!!!!
Ryou: uh… go yami???
Saphire: *praying* please don't let me have new gym PLEASE don't let me!!
Bakura: RAHHHHHHHH!! TAKE THIS!! *ties Coach Hastings to a rocket launcher and sends him into orbit of Jupiter* MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O_____O;;
Yugi: Gym teacher go byebye O_O
Malik: Thank you captain obvious O_O
Yami Malik: *starts to wake up* ooooooo what happene-*is hit on the head by a piece of plaster from the roof* ow O_O
Saphire: great now there is a huge hole in the wall AND roof O_O
Bakura: not my fault…
Everyone: ¬.¬
Ryou: uh… yes it is O_O
Bakura: Why I…
Before Bakura could snap back, a sudden rumbling was heard an explosion came from the floor. The we all heard the sound of a machine grinding and up from the floor on a platform rose…
Myloko: HEY EVERYBODY!!!
Saphire: MYLOKO!!
Yami: ah no… O_O
Malik: great now there is a hole in the wall, ceiling, AND the floor… WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS ANYWAY??
Everyone: O_O
Kaiba: hey wait a sec…… THIS IS MY HOUSE O_____________O
Joey: hey… weren't we gonna look for Mokuba?
Neil: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi: how long has he been standing there O_O?
Myloko: I dunno, who's that Saphy?
Neil Slave: *still in French maid outfit* looking for this @_@ *holds up a gagged little mound that is actually Mokuba*
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHH!!! THAT GAY CROSS DRESSER HAS MY BROTHER!!!
Neil: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Now that we have your brother we can black mail you for money so I can make up the 15 million dollars I lost in my divorce MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Neil Slave: and I can buy maid out fits of all the colors in the rainbow ^__________^
Everyone: O_O;
Myloko: Okay dude who thinks he big and all that. Listen here: you aint all that and a bag of chips cuz I'M all that plus pepsi! so, TAKE THIS! *whacks Neil Diamond over the head with the frying pan of doom*
Neil: oof x_x
Neil Slave: MASTER!!!! We will meat again!!!
Yugi: isn't it spelled meet ?
Neil Slave: What eva!!! *runs off with Mokuba and Neil through a portal to the shadow realm*
Yami: HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW OF THE SHADOW REALM NOW???
Seto: I guess we'll never know O_O
Myloko: well maybe.. *beep beep beep* oops.. I gotta get going! My pizza is ready!! Byebye!! *the elevator platform slowly descends back into the floor*
Everyone: O_O
Bakura: so now what?
Yami: is all you ever do is ask questions?
Bakura: …
Malik: great now we need a plan again -_-
Seto: my house , my brother… O_O GAH SOMEONE UP THERE REALLY HATES ME!!
Someone up there: Yes I do so shut and deal with it *a brick appears above Seto's head and hits him*
Everyone else: O_O
All Yamis: Oh mighty RA!!!! *start kneeling*
Saphire: uh……. O_O;;
Yami Malik: Spare us o' great one!!!!
Seto: X_X
Saphire: Just peachy …… NOW WE HAVE TO RESCUE MOKUBA FROM NEIL DIAMOND!!!
Malik: who would have ever thought of that…
Saphire: shut up…
Ryou:… um Yamis you can stop now…
All Yamis: *get up*
Yugi: ok this time Yami is not thinking up the plan…
Bakura: Here's a plan, lets not rescue the brat and see how long it takes for them to beg us to take him back…
Everyone: O_O
Yami Malik: you know… that could actually work
Everyone: Agreed!
Seto: x_x
Saphire: well… I mean the mean time… LETS PARTY!!!
Malik: YA!!
Everyone: *start a conga line with a bunch of streamers and music*
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Saphire: Yay chappie 5 done ^___________________^
Malik: *dressed in Hawaiian get up with the flowered shirt and sandals* PARTY ^_______^
Bakura: Cha cha cha cha Cha! *cha chas into the hole in the floor O_O*
Everyone: O_O;
Bakura: I'm ok…….. X_x
Saphire: um ya… and way your usual stuff to ponder:
Why did Tristen join Neil? What will happen to Mokuba? What does someone up there hate Seto? What will become of the Kaiba mansion? Why does Tristen want French Maid outfits? Will I ever get any reviews ever again?? Why are we partying? Aw who cares =P anyway REVIEW!!!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!!! Also if you want to be at the party leave a review ~_^ I'm taking the first…… 6 or so ppl who review asking too ^_^!!! SO REVIEW DAMN IT!!!!!!
Malik: PLEASE REVIEW OR NO PARTY O____________O
Seto: x_x
The yamis are scene writing something in graffiti on the Kaiba mansion reading: REVIEW OR BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
Saphire: O_O
Everyone: BYEBYE ^__________________________________^
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