Disclaimer: I don't own Breath of Fire.
Errrooooo!
Once apon a happy little time, there lived(well sort of) a happy little zombie. He decided he was
going to go to the upper world of humans. SO he grabbed his shovel and dug way out of his grave.
Well, the happy little zombie wasn't happy for long, because, welll, uh, I don't know, why don't
we go to his prespective.....
(zombies P.O.V.)
Erooo! Eroooooooooooooooooo errrrroooooo! Eroooooooooooooooooo ERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
EROOOO ERO EROOOOOOOOOO ERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(regular P.O.V)
Ok bad idea..... Anyway, the happy little zombie then was happy cause he found a person and ate
their brains. Too bad for him they were those Jello brains you make in trays and he just happened
to be allergic to it. So, he "EROOOOO!"ed at the person and left.
Well, the happy little zombie then met some of his happy lttle friends and they all had a party
and celebrated, um, being alive..... Yeah, cause they were stupid. Well now, after celebrating
"being alive" the happy little zombie(too many happy little zombies, I had to pick another one)
went home.
This happy little zombie woke up with a BIG hangover and had to " ERRRROOOOOOO!" in bed all day.
He had a dream that he talked to a person and the conversation went like this:
Person: Hi, whats your name?
Zombie: EROOOOOOOO!
Person: Nice to meet you EROOOOOOO!.
Zombie: EROOOOOOOO!
Person: Yeah I know that's your name.
Zombie: ERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person: Ok, you need mental help, bye!
Zombie: Erooo.
Then the happy little zombie 2, that's his new reference, remembered that was a real conversation
and his dream went like this:
Person: Hi whats your name?
Zombie: EROOOOOOOOO!
Person: Nice to meet you EROOOOOOOOO!.
Zombie: EROOOOOOOOO!
Person: Yeah I know that's you name.
Zombie: ERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person: Ok you need Psychiatric help, bye!
Zombie: Erooo.
Yes that was the dream. Very different from the experience wouldn't you say? Now, the happy little
zombie 2 got crushed by a mysterious falling ton of bricks.
And then along came some people and they sprinkled magical water on the ground and all the zombies
died(well you get the idea).
The End!
Well, that was messed up, sorry, but I had to get that out of my system. Oh well, R&R!
Errrooooo!
Once apon a happy little time, there lived(well sort of) a happy little zombie. He decided he was
going to go to the upper world of humans. SO he grabbed his shovel and dug way out of his grave.
Well, the happy little zombie wasn't happy for long, because, welll, uh, I don't know, why don't
we go to his prespective.....
(zombies P.O.V.)
Erooo! Eroooooooooooooooooo errrrroooooo! Eroooooooooooooooooo ERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
EROOOO ERO EROOOOOOOOOO ERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(regular P.O.V)
Ok bad idea..... Anyway, the happy little zombie then was happy cause he found a person and ate
their brains. Too bad for him they were those Jello brains you make in trays and he just happened
to be allergic to it. So, he "EROOOOO!"ed at the person and left.
Well, the happy little zombie then met some of his happy lttle friends and they all had a party
and celebrated, um, being alive..... Yeah, cause they were stupid. Well now, after celebrating
"being alive" the happy little zombie(too many happy little zombies, I had to pick another one)
went home.
This happy little zombie woke up with a BIG hangover and had to " ERRRROOOOOOO!" in bed all day.
He had a dream that he talked to a person and the conversation went like this:
Person: Hi, whats your name?
Zombie: EROOOOOOOO!
Person: Nice to meet you EROOOOOOO!.
Zombie: EROOOOOOOO!
Person: Yeah I know that's your name.
Zombie: ERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person: Ok, you need mental help, bye!
Zombie: Erooo.
Then the happy little zombie 2, that's his new reference, remembered that was a real conversation
and his dream went like this:
Person: Hi whats your name?
Zombie: EROOOOOOOOO!
Person: Nice to meet you EROOOOOOOOO!.
Zombie: EROOOOOOOOO!
Person: Yeah I know that's you name.
Zombie: ERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person: Ok you need Psychiatric help, bye!
Zombie: Erooo.
Yes that was the dream. Very different from the experience wouldn't you say? Now, the happy little
zombie 2 got crushed by a mysterious falling ton of bricks.
And then along came some people and they sprinkled magical water on the ground and all the zombies
died(well you get the idea).
The End!
Well, that was messed up, sorry, but I had to get that out of my system. Oh well, R&R!