Ok i havent updated in like 12 years so i figured i might do somthing of
the updating nature. the only thing is i dont have the energy to drag it
out. so im just going to tell u right out what happens next:
-Angelina and Alicia took Ginny out to a wizard equivilent of Chippendales for her bachelorette party. Unfortunately she ran into her finance, Dean Thomas there, and he wasn't dancing. Well he WAS, but he wasn't part of the show... After a making a huge scene involving a tray of nachos, Ginny called off the engagement and stormed out. She wasn't seen again for another 3 months...
-Ron and Hermione went off to look for Harry. They search high and low, near and far, here and there...but got sidetracked in Aruba. I mean honestly, Harry could WAIT the two weeks while they eloped and went on their honeymoon...
-The day after Angelina's letter arrived, Parvati dutifully put up flyers around her neighbourhood, offering a 50 knut reward in exchange for her husband's whereabouts. Then she went home, took a long luxurious bubble bath, got dressed and went out to dinner alone at a nice italian resturant. Pasquale her waiter, was very charming, and so who was she to argue when he invited her out for a drink after he got off work? Harry was probably dead anyway.
The two named their love child Herb, out of respect for her late husband. ( I know, I dont understand it either...)
-Ginny lived as a hermit in Denmark for awhile. She didn't talk to anyone, mostly because she didn't speak Denmarkese. She grew her own vegetables for food and wove area rugs for money. The local villagers gossiped about her and called her a witch.
-Harry fell into gambling. He played poker and pool in muggle Ireland, and used make-up to cover his scar. He buzzed his hair short, so it could no longer be classified as unruly and give away his identity as it had in the past. He got some tattoos and changed his name to "Butch".
One day, he was in the local convenience store stocking up on concealer, and a tabloid caught his eye. On the front page, a picture of a woman in a dark tunic with red hair running was away from a mob of people carrying torches and throwing rocks. The headline read: Witch Hunt in Denmark.
He got a spine tingle and her heard a "ping" in his head, and he knew the girl was his long lost friend Ginny.
"I must save her!" he cried passionately, punching the air with a clenched fist. The cashier's cigar fell out of his mouth as Harry disappeared before his eyes with a "pop". He had taken the tabloid with out paying.
-Angelina and Alicia took Ginny out to a wizard equivilent of Chippendales for her bachelorette party. Unfortunately she ran into her finance, Dean Thomas there, and he wasn't dancing. Well he WAS, but he wasn't part of the show... After a making a huge scene involving a tray of nachos, Ginny called off the engagement and stormed out. She wasn't seen again for another 3 months...
-Ron and Hermione went off to look for Harry. They search high and low, near and far, here and there...but got sidetracked in Aruba. I mean honestly, Harry could WAIT the two weeks while they eloped and went on their honeymoon...
-The day after Angelina's letter arrived, Parvati dutifully put up flyers around her neighbourhood, offering a 50 knut reward in exchange for her husband's whereabouts. Then she went home, took a long luxurious bubble bath, got dressed and went out to dinner alone at a nice italian resturant. Pasquale her waiter, was very charming, and so who was she to argue when he invited her out for a drink after he got off work? Harry was probably dead anyway.
The two named their love child Herb, out of respect for her late husband. ( I know, I dont understand it either...)
-Ginny lived as a hermit in Denmark for awhile. She didn't talk to anyone, mostly because she didn't speak Denmarkese. She grew her own vegetables for food and wove area rugs for money. The local villagers gossiped about her and called her a witch.
-Harry fell into gambling. He played poker and pool in muggle Ireland, and used make-up to cover his scar. He buzzed his hair short, so it could no longer be classified as unruly and give away his identity as it had in the past. He got some tattoos and changed his name to "Butch".
One day, he was in the local convenience store stocking up on concealer, and a tabloid caught his eye. On the front page, a picture of a woman in a dark tunic with red hair running was away from a mob of people carrying torches and throwing rocks. The headline read: Witch Hunt in Denmark.
He got a spine tingle and her heard a "ping" in his head, and he knew the girl was his long lost friend Ginny.
"I must save her!" he cried passionately, punching the air with a clenched fist. The cashier's cigar fell out of his mouth as Harry disappeared before his eyes with a "pop". He had taken the tabloid with out paying.