Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own and of the Zelda
characters.
"Hey! Girl! Wake up!" A young man with blonde hair partially concealed by his hat was saying. "Wake up!" A sparkling ball of floating light suddenly emerged from the young man's hat. "What's all the shouting about, Link?" The light said. "Navi, could you help me wake this girl up? I found her asleep in the middle of the Forest." "What was she doing there?" Navi said, looking down upon the dark haired girl asleep on Link's bed in the house he had lived in as a child. Just then, the girl yawned. Her arm got caught in the cord coming from the awkward device on her ears and her eyes snapped open to see what had restrained her. She pulled the cord and another awkward device appeared from under her. She must have rolled on top of it in her sleep, Link thought. But what was it? Could she be one of Ganon's spies? Na. That old fart was too lazy to get off his fat butt and go recruit spies at the Gerudo fortress. A sudden gasp broke his thoughts. "AHH!" he yelped, jumping nearly 5 feet in the air. "AHHHH!! I'M SURROUNDED BY MUTANTS!" the girl screamed.
"Hello, my name's Navi. I'm not a mutant. I'm actually a special fairy assigned to Link, my partner, who isn't a mutant either but can be called on because he such a dumb nut and he loves to pick flowers." The fairy said, bobbing up and down excitedly. "What's your name?" "My name's Cassie. How did I get here?" "Well, the dipstick back there says he found you in the middle of the forest out there. I know its dark, but I assure you, it's safe to go look around." "NO!! The Deku sprout thing will kill me! We aren't supposed to have outsiders in the forest! And I'm not a dipstick!" "Sure you are! And the Deku sprout is asleep, idiot." "Don't call me any more names or I'll smuggle you with my hat." "Yea right." "Or I'll sing Hanson songs!" "AHHH!" The sun was beginning to rise, and as Link glanced toward the door, a butterfly flew past. "Oohh! Look at the pretty butterfly!" He said with childish amusement shining in his eyes. He began to walk toward it, then broke into a run and ran straight off the deck. "Link! Are you ok?" Cassie said, climbing down the ladder and crouching down next to him. "Look at the pretty butterfly!" he repeated, getting up and running after the butterfly again. When it landed on the roof of the shop, he took out his hook shot and aimed it at the roof. It accidentally struck the butterfly and it fell, with only one wing, into his hands. "NOOOO! THE PRETTY BUTTERFLY'S DEAD!" "Yea, thanks to your stupidity," Navi mumbled. "Oohh! There's another one!" "Not so fast," Navi said, a strong arm extending from her tiny body and grabbing Link by the collar. "Snap out of it." "Um, Link, I think Navi's right, you need to calm down." "Yea, lets get out've here. We have to get to the Spirit Temple"
"What kind of work do you have to do at this 'Spirit Temple?" Cassie asked, admiring the scenery around her and taking a breath of the fresh, cool air of Hyrule Field. "Well, you might want to stay at Lon Lon Ranch with Malon, she can teach you to ride horses," Link said, trying to pull away from the topic of what they had to do next. "Why might I want to stay there? I want to know how long you guys are gonna be, so I can go home. This is a beautiful place, but if you fell asleep in your bed and woke up in someone else's in a place that doesn't exist on Earth, you would be scared too." "Um... We have a slight problem." "Yea." "I don't exactly have any idea how to send you back." "Oh, crap. You know, this place gives me a creepy feeling, despite its beauty. It reminds me of that dream I keep having. There's this evil guy all dressed in black, and he laughs like a retard, even when I'm awake, I feel like he watching me." "Oh! You mean Ganon! My high school buddy! He's just an actor, like me. He's actually a really nice guy and his real name is Howard." Suddenly, a booming voice came from just 10 feet in front of them. "DID SOMEONE CALL ME?! IS THAT LINK, THE LITTLE TWIT WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME GET THE PRINCESS? GET OVER HERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT, SO I CAN BLAST YOU TO OBLIVION!"
"Hey! Girl! Wake up!" A young man with blonde hair partially concealed by his hat was saying. "Wake up!" A sparkling ball of floating light suddenly emerged from the young man's hat. "What's all the shouting about, Link?" The light said. "Navi, could you help me wake this girl up? I found her asleep in the middle of the Forest." "What was she doing there?" Navi said, looking down upon the dark haired girl asleep on Link's bed in the house he had lived in as a child. Just then, the girl yawned. Her arm got caught in the cord coming from the awkward device on her ears and her eyes snapped open to see what had restrained her. She pulled the cord and another awkward device appeared from under her. She must have rolled on top of it in her sleep, Link thought. But what was it? Could she be one of Ganon's spies? Na. That old fart was too lazy to get off his fat butt and go recruit spies at the Gerudo fortress. A sudden gasp broke his thoughts. "AHH!" he yelped, jumping nearly 5 feet in the air. "AHHHH!! I'M SURROUNDED BY MUTANTS!" the girl screamed.
"Hello, my name's Navi. I'm not a mutant. I'm actually a special fairy assigned to Link, my partner, who isn't a mutant either but can be called on because he such a dumb nut and he loves to pick flowers." The fairy said, bobbing up and down excitedly. "What's your name?" "My name's Cassie. How did I get here?" "Well, the dipstick back there says he found you in the middle of the forest out there. I know its dark, but I assure you, it's safe to go look around." "NO!! The Deku sprout thing will kill me! We aren't supposed to have outsiders in the forest! And I'm not a dipstick!" "Sure you are! And the Deku sprout is asleep, idiot." "Don't call me any more names or I'll smuggle you with my hat." "Yea right." "Or I'll sing Hanson songs!" "AHHH!" The sun was beginning to rise, and as Link glanced toward the door, a butterfly flew past. "Oohh! Look at the pretty butterfly!" He said with childish amusement shining in his eyes. He began to walk toward it, then broke into a run and ran straight off the deck. "Link! Are you ok?" Cassie said, climbing down the ladder and crouching down next to him. "Look at the pretty butterfly!" he repeated, getting up and running after the butterfly again. When it landed on the roof of the shop, he took out his hook shot and aimed it at the roof. It accidentally struck the butterfly and it fell, with only one wing, into his hands. "NOOOO! THE PRETTY BUTTERFLY'S DEAD!" "Yea, thanks to your stupidity," Navi mumbled. "Oohh! There's another one!" "Not so fast," Navi said, a strong arm extending from her tiny body and grabbing Link by the collar. "Snap out of it." "Um, Link, I think Navi's right, you need to calm down." "Yea, lets get out've here. We have to get to the Spirit Temple"
"What kind of work do you have to do at this 'Spirit Temple?" Cassie asked, admiring the scenery around her and taking a breath of the fresh, cool air of Hyrule Field. "Well, you might want to stay at Lon Lon Ranch with Malon, she can teach you to ride horses," Link said, trying to pull away from the topic of what they had to do next. "Why might I want to stay there? I want to know how long you guys are gonna be, so I can go home. This is a beautiful place, but if you fell asleep in your bed and woke up in someone else's in a place that doesn't exist on Earth, you would be scared too." "Um... We have a slight problem." "Yea." "I don't exactly have any idea how to send you back." "Oh, crap. You know, this place gives me a creepy feeling, despite its beauty. It reminds me of that dream I keep having. There's this evil guy all dressed in black, and he laughs like a retard, even when I'm awake, I feel like he watching me." "Oh! You mean Ganon! My high school buddy! He's just an actor, like me. He's actually a really nice guy and his real name is Howard." Suddenly, a booming voice came from just 10 feet in front of them. "DID SOMEONE CALL ME?! IS THAT LINK, THE LITTLE TWIT WHO IS GOING TO HELP ME GET THE PRINCESS? GET OVER HERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT, SO I CAN BLAST YOU TO OBLIVION!"