Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own and of the Zelda
characters.
"Oh no. It's Ingo pretending to be Ganon again," Link sighed. He snuck around the ugly man and kicked him as hard as he could in the tush. "AHHH!! MY BUTT! MY BUTT! MY BUTT HURRRRRRRTS!!!" He screamed, running around clutching his bottom. "Ok, I'll leave you alone!" "That's more like it. Now go away, before I have Navi bite your butt," Link said, gesturing at the fairy, who was bearing her fangs at the little man running away in the distance. "Who was that?" Cassie asked, frowning at Link's poor fighting. "If he's evil, why don't you cut him up into little pieces and bury them all in different spots?" "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, but I think it would be too gross for me. You know the blood and guts, and the smell. I don't know how bad the smell is, but people have told me that the smell of blood all over the ground is pretty bad. And to top it all of, the limbs I cut off would probably still be moving once I cut them." "That's disgusting, Link," Navi cut in. "Besides, how do you know the limbs would still be moving?" "Just guessing," Link said as he took out his ocarina. "What's that?" Cassie wondered out loud, her glittering green eyes shining with curiosity as she eyed the mesmerizing whitish-violet oval-shaped object. Link didn't respond, only began to play a pretty melody that cleared her head of any sleepiness.
I wonder what he's doing. Could he be trying to hypnotize me or something? Cassie was wondering. Just then, she heard galloping hooves in the distance. A beautiful chestnut colored horse came to a stop before them. "What?" Cassie said. "This is Epona. She's my horse. I won her in a race against that guy I kicked in the a** a few minutes. If you want to get anywhere around this field, the fastest way is by horse," Link said. "Go on, you can touch her, she won't hurt you." "She's beautiful," Cassie whispered, stretching out a thin arm to run her hand along Epona's flank. "I've always wanted a horse. Do we get to ride her?"
Link thought for a moment. He didn't know what Epona would think if she suddenly had a new rider. It was on thing if a new person was on the ground, but it was a whole different story is they were on her back. He stroked her bronze coat, thinking hard. Of course he had to let her ride! He couldn't just let her run alongside Epona! She would fall and get hurt! But would she get more hurt on her back then on the ground? He decided to take the chance. He gently rubbed the horse's neck, trying to make her calm for what was coming next. Then he hoisted himself up onto her back and held out his hand for Cassie to take. When she took it, he felt her hand trembling. He pulled her up and she slid easily onto Epona's back. He held his breath. How would she react?
Epona was surprisingly calm after Cassie had slipped onto her back. Link hesitated as he dug his heels into her sides. "Hold on tight," he said. Navi flew into his hat just as Epona took off in the direction of the Gerudo valley.
Cassie held onto Link as they picked up speed. This is what she had always wanted to do! And here she was, in a place beautiful beyond description. She let go with one arm and pulled the black leather ponytail holder her glossy bluish-black hair. It flew out behind her and whipped around her face, as she made no attempt to control it. The cool wind rushing at them blew at her face gave her a free feeling. She closed her eyes and let the moment happen. She had never felt more at peace in her entire life. Well, there was that one time when that bully feel into the creek and wasn't able to get up and he couldn't get to her. But no. She hadn't even felt more at peace that time. Her heart soared, and she found her thoughts wandering to Link. He was really cute. No, she had to admit to herself, he was hott. Like, HOTT, hott. The chorus song 'Crush' by Darren Hayes popped into her head. She giggled to herself and slipped back into the moment. She wanted it to last forever.
As they entered, Link slowed her down and stopped a few feet from the canyon cliff. He turned to Cassie. "Are you ok?" He asked. "Yes. Where do we go from here? The bridge is out and-," "WHERE DO WE GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO FROM HEEERRRRRREEEEE?!" Navi interrupted. "Navi, stop singing Filter songs and shut. up. Will you? I mean, Filter's great and all, but not right now, ok?" Link scolded. "Ok." "Good. Now shut your fat fairy face." "Um. Link, where do we go?" Cassie repeated, glancing nervously at the broken bridge. "We gotta. uh. You're probably not gonna like this. We gotta. jump. over..," he began.
"Jump over the. bridge?" She said nervously, hoping the answer was no. "Ye- ye- yea.," Link stuttered. "Um. Ok, let's just get this over with," Cassie said quickly as she and Link backed up, putting distance between them and the bridge. Every step Epona took backward made her feel slightly more at ease. Then they stopped. Link gently kicked Epona with the heels of his boots and they were off. Her heart was pounding and her mind was racing. What if they didn't make it? She realized that Link and Epona had probably done this a few times, she should trust them, and she did. But that didn't stop her thundering heart. She wrapped her arms around Link's waist, hoping she wasn't cutting off his circulation. Then, she felt Epona prepare for the leap. She squeezed her eyes shut, blocking out the world. Then they were in the air.
"Oh no. It's Ingo pretending to be Ganon again," Link sighed. He snuck around the ugly man and kicked him as hard as he could in the tush. "AHHH!! MY BUTT! MY BUTT! MY BUTT HURRRRRRRTS!!!" He screamed, running around clutching his bottom. "Ok, I'll leave you alone!" "That's more like it. Now go away, before I have Navi bite your butt," Link said, gesturing at the fairy, who was bearing her fangs at the little man running away in the distance. "Who was that?" Cassie asked, frowning at Link's poor fighting. "If he's evil, why don't you cut him up into little pieces and bury them all in different spots?" "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, but I think it would be too gross for me. You know the blood and guts, and the smell. I don't know how bad the smell is, but people have told me that the smell of blood all over the ground is pretty bad. And to top it all of, the limbs I cut off would probably still be moving once I cut them." "That's disgusting, Link," Navi cut in. "Besides, how do you know the limbs would still be moving?" "Just guessing," Link said as he took out his ocarina. "What's that?" Cassie wondered out loud, her glittering green eyes shining with curiosity as she eyed the mesmerizing whitish-violet oval-shaped object. Link didn't respond, only began to play a pretty melody that cleared her head of any sleepiness.
I wonder what he's doing. Could he be trying to hypnotize me or something? Cassie was wondering. Just then, she heard galloping hooves in the distance. A beautiful chestnut colored horse came to a stop before them. "What?" Cassie said. "This is Epona. She's my horse. I won her in a race against that guy I kicked in the a** a few minutes. If you want to get anywhere around this field, the fastest way is by horse," Link said. "Go on, you can touch her, she won't hurt you." "She's beautiful," Cassie whispered, stretching out a thin arm to run her hand along Epona's flank. "I've always wanted a horse. Do we get to ride her?"
Link thought for a moment. He didn't know what Epona would think if she suddenly had a new rider. It was on thing if a new person was on the ground, but it was a whole different story is they were on her back. He stroked her bronze coat, thinking hard. Of course he had to let her ride! He couldn't just let her run alongside Epona! She would fall and get hurt! But would she get more hurt on her back then on the ground? He decided to take the chance. He gently rubbed the horse's neck, trying to make her calm for what was coming next. Then he hoisted himself up onto her back and held out his hand for Cassie to take. When she took it, he felt her hand trembling. He pulled her up and she slid easily onto Epona's back. He held his breath. How would she react?
Epona was surprisingly calm after Cassie had slipped onto her back. Link hesitated as he dug his heels into her sides. "Hold on tight," he said. Navi flew into his hat just as Epona took off in the direction of the Gerudo valley.
Cassie held onto Link as they picked up speed. This is what she had always wanted to do! And here she was, in a place beautiful beyond description. She let go with one arm and pulled the black leather ponytail holder her glossy bluish-black hair. It flew out behind her and whipped around her face, as she made no attempt to control it. The cool wind rushing at them blew at her face gave her a free feeling. She closed her eyes and let the moment happen. She had never felt more at peace in her entire life. Well, there was that one time when that bully feel into the creek and wasn't able to get up and he couldn't get to her. But no. She hadn't even felt more at peace that time. Her heart soared, and she found her thoughts wandering to Link. He was really cute. No, she had to admit to herself, he was hott. Like, HOTT, hott. The chorus song 'Crush' by Darren Hayes popped into her head. She giggled to herself and slipped back into the moment. She wanted it to last forever.
As they entered, Link slowed her down and stopped a few feet from the canyon cliff. He turned to Cassie. "Are you ok?" He asked. "Yes. Where do we go from here? The bridge is out and-," "WHERE DO WE GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO FROM HEEERRRRRREEEEE?!" Navi interrupted. "Navi, stop singing Filter songs and shut. up. Will you? I mean, Filter's great and all, but not right now, ok?" Link scolded. "Ok." "Good. Now shut your fat fairy face." "Um. Link, where do we go?" Cassie repeated, glancing nervously at the broken bridge. "We gotta. uh. You're probably not gonna like this. We gotta. jump. over..," he began.
"Jump over the. bridge?" She said nervously, hoping the answer was no. "Ye- ye- yea.," Link stuttered. "Um. Ok, let's just get this over with," Cassie said quickly as she and Link backed up, putting distance between them and the bridge. Every step Epona took backward made her feel slightly more at ease. Then they stopped. Link gently kicked Epona with the heels of his boots and they were off. Her heart was pounding and her mind was racing. What if they didn't make it? She realized that Link and Epona had probably done this a few times, she should trust them, and she did. But that didn't stop her thundering heart. She wrapped her arms around Link's waist, hoping she wasn't cutting off his circulation. Then, she felt Epona prepare for the leap. She squeezed her eyes shut, blocking out the world. Then they were in the air.