A/N-HI! I'm back, sorry about the wait for this chapter, but I had
to get to my dad's first. Anyhoo, Link goes insane in this chapter, and
Navi shows off her fighting skills on the director! Oh, and I wish to
thank canihavea-soda, FireFairy, and Mocha Butterfly aka Hope for their
reviews. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own any of the Zelda characters.
For a moment, nothing supported them. They flew through the air. Cassie felt as like they were just gonna stop moving and fall into the river far, far, far, far. *whoops, got carried away. sorry.* far below. She managed to pry her eyes open for a split second to do what she had always been told not to do when you're high in the air. She looked down. Her face turned white and she felt like she was gonna puke. She squeezed her eyes shut again and tightened her hold to Link's waist. Then, she felt Epona's hooves strike the ground. Link pulled her to a stop. The entire jump had lasted probably no more then three seconds, but to Cassie, every second had felt like forever.
"Are you ok?" Link asked. He had been uneasy about doing the jump with Cassie on Epona with him, and he wanted to know if he had made the right decision, hoped that she could do it, hoped that she hadn't died of shock. But to his relief, her response was positive. "Yea, just a little more afraid of heights that I was before we did that," she replied in a shaky voice. "Can I, like, walk the rest of the way, cause right now the ground would probably feel really nice." "Uhh... Sure, go ahead. It's not that far." "Yea! And it'll take a load off that poor horse's back!" Navi shouted. "Ok, that's it. I'm putting you in the Pringles can!" Link erupted, pulling out a Pringles sour crème and onion can and catching the fairy in it. "Epona can carry both of us, just fine! Right?" Epona let go a wicker of affection to answer her master. "I'm getting off now," Cassie interrupted suddenly. "Um, ok. Let's go," Link suggested. But even as he nudged Epona into a walk, he wondered why she had been so sudden about it. He thought about the different reasons she could have had in mind. Either A, she was just happy to be on the ground, B, she felt uncomfortable riding a horse, C, she felt uncomfortable riding a horse with HIM. He lost track at J. He respected her decision, no matter what her reason was, but. You know what? He told himself. This is the stupidest thing I've ever thought about. Well, except thinking about becoming a lawyer. No. He wanted to be a framer, and that was that. But what if-
"LINK!" Cassie's voice was like a knife cutting through his thoughts. She sounded like she was pretty far behind him. He stopped Epona and looked ahead. Whoops. He was in plain view of all of the Gerudo guards. He shot a glance over his shoulder and saw Cassie partially hidden behind a rock, out of sight of the guards from their angle. Her face was stricken with fear. Her emerald eyes reflected the guards in front of him. He turned to look at the guards again. Their faces were not happy. Not a single one showed anything but a terrifying annoyance. What happened to all the girls thinking he was hott? Saira thought he was, Ruto thought he was, (as we all know) Zelda thought he was, the little girl in the forest with the two huge blonde spheres of hair that towered over her head. He shuddered. She was SO creepy!
"Halt!" A female voice shouted. A Gerudo warrior dressed in blue clothing of the usual fashion stepped up. She's got rainbow colored hair! Link thought. And she did. It looked so stupid. "You are under arrest for trespassing in the Greudo's Fortress," she said, pulling out a piece of black paper with gel pen etchings of the Hylian text on it. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to." she continued. But Link didn't care what she had to say. He got off Epona and started moon walking and doing all these absurd dance moves. But that wasn't the worst of it. The entire time, he was singing. "OLD MICDONALD HAD A FAM, E I EI O! AND ON THE FARM HE HAD SOME. PIGS THAT SCRATCHED THEIR BUTTS AND SOME..." "What about monkeys?" One of the guards asked. Link stopped dancing and stood for a moment. "There are no monkeys, down on the farm. There is only me, being and idiot," he said. Then he started dancing and singing like and idiot again. The guard that was reading off his "rights" stopped and tied his hands behind his back. He glanced one last time at Cassie.
The look in his eyes told her to stay there. She sank behind the rock as the guard violently into one of the doorless doorways in the tremendously large fortress. She wondered what they were going to do to him. She sat there and just waited patiently for a little while, but got bored and started to draw little things in the dirt she was sitting on. About 15 minutes had passed, when she heard footsteps from behind her. Her heart began to race. Had they found her? Had they interrogated Link to the point where he couldn't take it anymore, and forced him to reveal her hiding spot? Had they seen her from the beginning? She pressed herself against the back of the enormous rock tried to blend in. But black and white clothes against a brownish terrain were pretty obvious. Her eyes were squeezed shut so tight that she thought that she wouldn't be able to open them again. Then she heard a familiar voice call her name. She opened her eyes ever so slightly and say Link standing above her. Immediately, she felt retarded. "DUDE! YOU SCARED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" She screeched. "Sorry. Hey! Look! I got a membership card!" Link said, holding up a piece of Japanese paper with Hylian text on it. She began to wonder if the Gerudo's collected paper from all over the world. Including Milky Gear paper. "You're aware that I can't read that, right?" She said. "Oh, snap, sorry; would you like me to read it to you?" "No thanks, Link." "Will people stop calling me Link!"
"CUT!" Director called for the second time that day. "How many times do I have to tell you! Only do what we rehearsed!" "Yea, well, rehearse THIS!" Navi roared, emerging from Link's hat colored a fiery red, fangs bared. She dove down behind Director and then. you heard him scream. He fell on his butt and that just made him let out another howl of pain. I didn't see what Navi did (I'm not sure I want to) but my guess is that she bit him really hard in the a**. Guess Link wasn't kidding when he threatened to sic Navi on Ingo, man, that guy is a bastard.
Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own any of the Zelda characters.
For a moment, nothing supported them. They flew through the air. Cassie felt as like they were just gonna stop moving and fall into the river far, far, far, far. *whoops, got carried away. sorry.* far below. She managed to pry her eyes open for a split second to do what she had always been told not to do when you're high in the air. She looked down. Her face turned white and she felt like she was gonna puke. She squeezed her eyes shut again and tightened her hold to Link's waist. Then, she felt Epona's hooves strike the ground. Link pulled her to a stop. The entire jump had lasted probably no more then three seconds, but to Cassie, every second had felt like forever.
"Are you ok?" Link asked. He had been uneasy about doing the jump with Cassie on Epona with him, and he wanted to know if he had made the right decision, hoped that she could do it, hoped that she hadn't died of shock. But to his relief, her response was positive. "Yea, just a little more afraid of heights that I was before we did that," she replied in a shaky voice. "Can I, like, walk the rest of the way, cause right now the ground would probably feel really nice." "Uhh... Sure, go ahead. It's not that far." "Yea! And it'll take a load off that poor horse's back!" Navi shouted. "Ok, that's it. I'm putting you in the Pringles can!" Link erupted, pulling out a Pringles sour crème and onion can and catching the fairy in it. "Epona can carry both of us, just fine! Right?" Epona let go a wicker of affection to answer her master. "I'm getting off now," Cassie interrupted suddenly. "Um, ok. Let's go," Link suggested. But even as he nudged Epona into a walk, he wondered why she had been so sudden about it. He thought about the different reasons she could have had in mind. Either A, she was just happy to be on the ground, B, she felt uncomfortable riding a horse, C, she felt uncomfortable riding a horse with HIM. He lost track at J. He respected her decision, no matter what her reason was, but. You know what? He told himself. This is the stupidest thing I've ever thought about. Well, except thinking about becoming a lawyer. No. He wanted to be a framer, and that was that. But what if-
"LINK!" Cassie's voice was like a knife cutting through his thoughts. She sounded like she was pretty far behind him. He stopped Epona and looked ahead. Whoops. He was in plain view of all of the Gerudo guards. He shot a glance over his shoulder and saw Cassie partially hidden behind a rock, out of sight of the guards from their angle. Her face was stricken with fear. Her emerald eyes reflected the guards in front of him. He turned to look at the guards again. Their faces were not happy. Not a single one showed anything but a terrifying annoyance. What happened to all the girls thinking he was hott? Saira thought he was, Ruto thought he was, (as we all know) Zelda thought he was, the little girl in the forest with the two huge blonde spheres of hair that towered over her head. He shuddered. She was SO creepy!
"Halt!" A female voice shouted. A Gerudo warrior dressed in blue clothing of the usual fashion stepped up. She's got rainbow colored hair! Link thought. And she did. It looked so stupid. "You are under arrest for trespassing in the Greudo's Fortress," she said, pulling out a piece of black paper with gel pen etchings of the Hylian text on it. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to." she continued. But Link didn't care what she had to say. He got off Epona and started moon walking and doing all these absurd dance moves. But that wasn't the worst of it. The entire time, he was singing. "OLD MICDONALD HAD A FAM, E I EI O! AND ON THE FARM HE HAD SOME. PIGS THAT SCRATCHED THEIR BUTTS AND SOME..." "What about monkeys?" One of the guards asked. Link stopped dancing and stood for a moment. "There are no monkeys, down on the farm. There is only me, being and idiot," he said. Then he started dancing and singing like and idiot again. The guard that was reading off his "rights" stopped and tied his hands behind his back. He glanced one last time at Cassie.
The look in his eyes told her to stay there. She sank behind the rock as the guard violently into one of the doorless doorways in the tremendously large fortress. She wondered what they were going to do to him. She sat there and just waited patiently for a little while, but got bored and started to draw little things in the dirt she was sitting on. About 15 minutes had passed, when she heard footsteps from behind her. Her heart began to race. Had they found her? Had they interrogated Link to the point where he couldn't take it anymore, and forced him to reveal her hiding spot? Had they seen her from the beginning? She pressed herself against the back of the enormous rock tried to blend in. But black and white clothes against a brownish terrain were pretty obvious. Her eyes were squeezed shut so tight that she thought that she wouldn't be able to open them again. Then she heard a familiar voice call her name. She opened her eyes ever so slightly and say Link standing above her. Immediately, she felt retarded. "DUDE! YOU SCARED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" She screeched. "Sorry. Hey! Look! I got a membership card!" Link said, holding up a piece of Japanese paper with Hylian text on it. She began to wonder if the Gerudo's collected paper from all over the world. Including Milky Gear paper. "You're aware that I can't read that, right?" She said. "Oh, snap, sorry; would you like me to read it to you?" "No thanks, Link." "Will people stop calling me Link!"
"CUT!" Director called for the second time that day. "How many times do I have to tell you! Only do what we rehearsed!" "Yea, well, rehearse THIS!" Navi roared, emerging from Link's hat colored a fiery red, fangs bared. She dove down behind Director and then. you heard him scream. He fell on his butt and that just made him let out another howl of pain. I didn't see what Navi did (I'm not sure I want to) but my guess is that she bit him really hard in the a**. Guess Link wasn't kidding when he threatened to sic Navi on Ingo, man, that guy is a bastard.