A/N- This is the chapter where Link/Tobias tells the story about how
he and Ganon/Howard and Zelda/Jane got here! ^_^ Please R/R!
Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own and of the Zelda characters.
"Dear lord! What an a** hole!" Cassie breathed as they walked away from the fallen director. "Did you have to put up with that jerk everyday?" "Well, yea. Except for when I went back to my home in California for the night. Oh s***," Link replied. "What?" Now, we are stuck in the land of Hyrule. You see, my name's not really Link, its Tobias and a while ago, my high school buddy, Howard, and I got transported here when our Science project went wrong and blew up in our faces. We decided to split up and explore, but we got lost and the Gerudos were convinced that he was the only male Gerudo, who was destined to become the Gerudo king. He decided that since this wasn't our world, he'd become evil and take it over. Meanwhile, I had wandered into the Kokiri Forest and the girls there were convinced that I was one of them, since I was there age then, and thought I was SO hott that they couldn't let me leave. Then the Deku tree thought Howard was actually a Gerudo who was going to take over Hyrule, said he cast a spell on him that would kill him, made me go after him to destroy him, and faked his death to prove Howard poisoned him. So I go after him, meet our other Lab partner that got thrown into this world. Her name's Zelda, but it's actually Jane. The king of Hyrule thinks she's his daughter and she's a princess now, but she a total a** wipe. Not that she's mean, she's just an idiot! But anyway, she makes me go find the 'spiritual stones' because she is in love with me and wants me to rescue her from the fake threat of Howard so I can be 'her hero.' And when I find them, she and her attendant, Impa, go and flee from 'Ganon.' She tosses the ocarina of time at my face, because she can't aim and it lands in the water. Then Howard comes riding out on his black horse and we started chatting, but got yelled at by the director so we had to shut up. Then I go and get the Master sword from the temple of time, get trapped in the sacred realm for seven years, and wake up looking like this. So I get sent on this quest to awaken all of the sages, cuz only the 'Hero of Time' can do it, by this guy with no hands named Rauru, who is an ugly old fartknocker. I've awakened all of the sages except one. And the one fish lady is madly in love with me cuz she made me swear to marry her when I got older when I got the Zora's Sapphire. Now look where I am," Link finished. "Wow. That's one hell of a long story," Cassie remarked. "He's forgetting how a movie director and his entire crew got thrown in here when an explosion occurred from difficulties in the special effects," Navi put in. "And he decided to make a movie since he could somehow get back to Earth. He already made a Nintendo 64 game out've us. And Howard is just playing along with this evil stuff so him and Link can talk again." "IT'S TOBIAS, YOU DUMB FAIRY!" Tobias roared. Suddenly, a Gerudo soldier's voice cut into their argument. "HALT!" She screamed.
"DUDE! Get out've my face! I've got a membership card, and I have to take my friend with me, or she's gonna die, so let me through already!" Link screamed. The guard ran and cowered in a corner after letting them thought the gate. As soon as Cassie noticed what was ahead, she took a step back. A vast expanse of desert laid stretched out before her. "We don't have to go over there..., do we? Tobias?" Cassie asked in a shaky voice. "Um... Yea... We do... And I'm not giving you a piggy back ride," Tobias answered her, doing little to calm her racing heart. She'd have to get used to it. With Tobias stuck here as the 'Hero of Time' and her traveling with him, she'd be in danger a lot more that she wanted. Bud he'd protect her, wouldn't he? If he wasn't about to leave her to die, he'd definitely protect her. She glanced at him. They were walking toward the monumental stretch of desert land that Tobias told her was called the 'Haunted Wasteland.' His eyes were on the task ahead. Suddenly, he pulled out two tunics. One was red and the other was green, because he was wearing the blue one that she later found out was called the Zora tunic that allowed him to breathe underwater. "Here, use this to block the sand from your eyes. The wind here is very fierce," he said, handing her the green tunic. The wind began to pick up speed and she held the tunic over her head.
Tobias wondered if he was putting her in danger, as he told her to hold onto him while he used his long shot to get across the river of sand. He had put her in danger and made her afraid enough times already. He looked over at her after they got over the river. Her eyes showed her fear that she tried to conceal. Her eyes... They were such a vibrant green... He wanted to look into them forever. He shook the thought out've his head. "Are you ok? Cause if you aren't, we better turn back, because if we take the wrong way here, we might never find our way back...," she said. Her voice was quivering. "Just stick close to me. I know where I'm going." And he did know where he was going. All they had to do was follow the flags. He hoped he picked the right trail of flags. If he found the guy on the flying carpet, he took the right trail. Then, just ahead, he saw a sign. He knew he took the right trail. "Oh, what's that?" Cassie asked, pointing to the sign and running ahead. "DUDE! A FLYING CARPET!" She yelled. "Um... yea... The guy over there sells bombchus, 10 for 200 rupees. But the carpet's cool. I can take you over there." "Ok." "Alright, I'm gonna have to carry you..." "Um... Ok...," Cassie replied, as Tobias wrapped his arms around her picked her up off the ground and walked across the empty space on strange boots that looked like bunny slippers.
Disclaimer: As you probably guessed, I do not own and of the Zelda characters.
"Dear lord! What an a** hole!" Cassie breathed as they walked away from the fallen director. "Did you have to put up with that jerk everyday?" "Well, yea. Except for when I went back to my home in California for the night. Oh s***," Link replied. "What?" Now, we are stuck in the land of Hyrule. You see, my name's not really Link, its Tobias and a while ago, my high school buddy, Howard, and I got transported here when our Science project went wrong and blew up in our faces. We decided to split up and explore, but we got lost and the Gerudos were convinced that he was the only male Gerudo, who was destined to become the Gerudo king. He decided that since this wasn't our world, he'd become evil and take it over. Meanwhile, I had wandered into the Kokiri Forest and the girls there were convinced that I was one of them, since I was there age then, and thought I was SO hott that they couldn't let me leave. Then the Deku tree thought Howard was actually a Gerudo who was going to take over Hyrule, said he cast a spell on him that would kill him, made me go after him to destroy him, and faked his death to prove Howard poisoned him. So I go after him, meet our other Lab partner that got thrown into this world. Her name's Zelda, but it's actually Jane. The king of Hyrule thinks she's his daughter and she's a princess now, but she a total a** wipe. Not that she's mean, she's just an idiot! But anyway, she makes me go find the 'spiritual stones' because she is in love with me and wants me to rescue her from the fake threat of Howard so I can be 'her hero.' And when I find them, she and her attendant, Impa, go and flee from 'Ganon.' She tosses the ocarina of time at my face, because she can't aim and it lands in the water. Then Howard comes riding out on his black horse and we started chatting, but got yelled at by the director so we had to shut up. Then I go and get the Master sword from the temple of time, get trapped in the sacred realm for seven years, and wake up looking like this. So I get sent on this quest to awaken all of the sages, cuz only the 'Hero of Time' can do it, by this guy with no hands named Rauru, who is an ugly old fartknocker. I've awakened all of the sages except one. And the one fish lady is madly in love with me cuz she made me swear to marry her when I got older when I got the Zora's Sapphire. Now look where I am," Link finished. "Wow. That's one hell of a long story," Cassie remarked. "He's forgetting how a movie director and his entire crew got thrown in here when an explosion occurred from difficulties in the special effects," Navi put in. "And he decided to make a movie since he could somehow get back to Earth. He already made a Nintendo 64 game out've us. And Howard is just playing along with this evil stuff so him and Link can talk again." "IT'S TOBIAS, YOU DUMB FAIRY!" Tobias roared. Suddenly, a Gerudo soldier's voice cut into their argument. "HALT!" She screamed.
"DUDE! Get out've my face! I've got a membership card, and I have to take my friend with me, or she's gonna die, so let me through already!" Link screamed. The guard ran and cowered in a corner after letting them thought the gate. As soon as Cassie noticed what was ahead, she took a step back. A vast expanse of desert laid stretched out before her. "We don't have to go over there..., do we? Tobias?" Cassie asked in a shaky voice. "Um... Yea... We do... And I'm not giving you a piggy back ride," Tobias answered her, doing little to calm her racing heart. She'd have to get used to it. With Tobias stuck here as the 'Hero of Time' and her traveling with him, she'd be in danger a lot more that she wanted. Bud he'd protect her, wouldn't he? If he wasn't about to leave her to die, he'd definitely protect her. She glanced at him. They were walking toward the monumental stretch of desert land that Tobias told her was called the 'Haunted Wasteland.' His eyes were on the task ahead. Suddenly, he pulled out two tunics. One was red and the other was green, because he was wearing the blue one that she later found out was called the Zora tunic that allowed him to breathe underwater. "Here, use this to block the sand from your eyes. The wind here is very fierce," he said, handing her the green tunic. The wind began to pick up speed and she held the tunic over her head.
Tobias wondered if he was putting her in danger, as he told her to hold onto him while he used his long shot to get across the river of sand. He had put her in danger and made her afraid enough times already. He looked over at her after they got over the river. Her eyes showed her fear that she tried to conceal. Her eyes... They were such a vibrant green... He wanted to look into them forever. He shook the thought out've his head. "Are you ok? Cause if you aren't, we better turn back, because if we take the wrong way here, we might never find our way back...," she said. Her voice was quivering. "Just stick close to me. I know where I'm going." And he did know where he was going. All they had to do was follow the flags. He hoped he picked the right trail of flags. If he found the guy on the flying carpet, he took the right trail. Then, just ahead, he saw a sign. He knew he took the right trail. "Oh, what's that?" Cassie asked, pointing to the sign and running ahead. "DUDE! A FLYING CARPET!" She yelled. "Um... yea... The guy over there sells bombchus, 10 for 200 rupees. But the carpet's cool. I can take you over there." "Ok." "Alright, I'm gonna have to carry you..." "Um... Ok...," Cassie replied, as Tobias wrapped his arms around her picked her up off the ground and walked across the empty space on strange boots that looked like bunny slippers.