"NO! TOBIAS! YOU DUMB $H*T! GET BACK HERE!" Cassie screamed
desperately, even as green Leevers attacked her. Then she noticed that she
didn't feel a thing on her legs. Good thing too. They had gotten pretty
scraped up when she was running through the Haunted Wasteland. Then she
realized, as she pried her hands off of her eyes, that neither Tobias, nor
herself were being hurt. The revolving diamonds seemed to be protecting
them. Overcome with relief, Cassie ran and hugged Tobias, as she was
unable to control herself. He looked at her for a minute, a look of
confusion on hi face, and then turned and continued running. Cassie had
enough of running for one day, but she didn't know how much longer her
shield would last and trudged on.
When she had at last reached the slab of rock Tobias was standing on, she was literally breathless. Not only because of her exhaustion, but because of the gargantuan statue before them. It was the figure of a woman, and her hands were outstretched and turned upward. Almost one half of the middle of the statue had been weathered away by the fierce sandstorms that swept the desert. Tobias stood examining it for about 1 minute, and then took off into the doorway. Just before he was through the doorway, Navi flew out of his hat. "Well, aren't you coming or are you too scared?" "It's not that... it's just that it's kinda... creepy...," Cassie responded. Tobias came running back out of the door. "Navi, what the HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is taking you so long?" "Cassie's SCARED! HAHA!" "I have a new name for her," Tobias whispered into Cassie's ear. "Fat Fairy Face." At that, Cassie let out a small giggle. "I thank you for trying to comfort me... but I still don't wanna go in there." "How did you know I was trying to comfort you? Wait, don't answer that... You can wait here if you want..." "I'm ok with that!" "Alright, wait here. I'll be back," Tobias said, turning to venture once more into the doorway.
He had just stepped into the doorframe, when he heard a voice he couldn't recognize call out the name Link from behind. He turned and didn't wait to see who had called his disguised name, and screamed, "Let me go into the fucking temple you dumb shit!" "Tobias, who's that?" Cassie whispered. It was Shiek. Tobias thought Shiek was so annoying and he knew what Shiek was gonna do. Shiek was gonna teach him the song to get to the Spirit Temple, any time, anywhere. But Tobias had 'connections'. He had already learned the Requiem of Sprit. So, Tobias just stepped up to Shiek, played the song, and Sheik just stood, shocked. Then, he kicked him in the face and motioned for Cassie to follow him into the temple, and with a sigh, she followed.
As they entered the temple, the first thing they saw was two king cobras telling retarded jokes. It seemed as if they were made of stone, and were supposed to stand still...
"...So the second guy comes along with an apple. The tribe says, 'if you can stick it up your butt without laughing, we won't throw you in the pot.' So he sticks it up his butt and starts cracking up, and they throw him in the pot. Then the tribe says, 'why did you laugh?' And he says, 'cause I saw the third guy coming with a watermelon.'" Both cobras broke out laughing like Steve Erkel (I can't spell his last name, but you know who I mean).
"Excuse me?" Tobias interrupted.
"What?" Both cobras said at once, looking at Tobias with shocked looks on their faces.
"Aren't you two supposed to be guarding the entrance?"
"Well... yea... but we got bored! Nobody ever can get across the Haunted Wasteland anyway, so nobody ever comes here. Don't you even have the least bit of sympathy for us?"
"Well someone's here now, so..."
"What? Do you want us to kill you and your partner?"
"No"
"Oh, ok, then we'll just go back to telling jokes and laughing like that guy that laughs like an idiot, wears his pants too high and says 'did I do that?'"
So they were about to keep going further into the temple, when those two annoying witches came along. "Oh shit. Why us?" Tobias mumbled.
As the witches flew into the temple, they stopped and just stared at the insane scene that was before them. Then they spoke. "We are the retarded and annoying Gerudo witches, Koume and Kotate. We have come to take your partner."
"Uh... why her? Why not me?"
Koume (Ice witch) spoke up. "When she was still in her own world, we were watching her. It seems that she is very responsible, and we have a little job for her."
"What would that be?" Cassie said, shivering slightly.
"Our new baby girl! We need a babysitter!"
"You're kidding?" Tobias said.
"No lie!" Kotate (fire witch) exclaimed.
"Oooooooooo! PRETTY CHEEZE!" Cassie yelled, jumping up and down and clapping her hands. "Kids are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!"
Cassie then followed the witches out of the temple, not knowing what she was in for..."
A/N~I am SO sorry that took so long to get up. But I had almost given up on it cause I thought it sucked so bad. The mary-sueish parts? This story isn't going to be a mary-sue. All that will come into play later.
When she had at last reached the slab of rock Tobias was standing on, she was literally breathless. Not only because of her exhaustion, but because of the gargantuan statue before them. It was the figure of a woman, and her hands were outstretched and turned upward. Almost one half of the middle of the statue had been weathered away by the fierce sandstorms that swept the desert. Tobias stood examining it for about 1 minute, and then took off into the doorway. Just before he was through the doorway, Navi flew out of his hat. "Well, aren't you coming or are you too scared?" "It's not that... it's just that it's kinda... creepy...," Cassie responded. Tobias came running back out of the door. "Navi, what the HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is taking you so long?" "Cassie's SCARED! HAHA!" "I have a new name for her," Tobias whispered into Cassie's ear. "Fat Fairy Face." At that, Cassie let out a small giggle. "I thank you for trying to comfort me... but I still don't wanna go in there." "How did you know I was trying to comfort you? Wait, don't answer that... You can wait here if you want..." "I'm ok with that!" "Alright, wait here. I'll be back," Tobias said, turning to venture once more into the doorway.
He had just stepped into the doorframe, when he heard a voice he couldn't recognize call out the name Link from behind. He turned and didn't wait to see who had called his disguised name, and screamed, "Let me go into the fucking temple you dumb shit!" "Tobias, who's that?" Cassie whispered. It was Shiek. Tobias thought Shiek was so annoying and he knew what Shiek was gonna do. Shiek was gonna teach him the song to get to the Spirit Temple, any time, anywhere. But Tobias had 'connections'. He had already learned the Requiem of Sprit. So, Tobias just stepped up to Shiek, played the song, and Sheik just stood, shocked. Then, he kicked him in the face and motioned for Cassie to follow him into the temple, and with a sigh, she followed.
As they entered the temple, the first thing they saw was two king cobras telling retarded jokes. It seemed as if they were made of stone, and were supposed to stand still...
"...So the second guy comes along with an apple. The tribe says, 'if you can stick it up your butt without laughing, we won't throw you in the pot.' So he sticks it up his butt and starts cracking up, and they throw him in the pot. Then the tribe says, 'why did you laugh?' And he says, 'cause I saw the third guy coming with a watermelon.'" Both cobras broke out laughing like Steve Erkel (I can't spell his last name, but you know who I mean).
"Excuse me?" Tobias interrupted.
"What?" Both cobras said at once, looking at Tobias with shocked looks on their faces.
"Aren't you two supposed to be guarding the entrance?"
"Well... yea... but we got bored! Nobody ever can get across the Haunted Wasteland anyway, so nobody ever comes here. Don't you even have the least bit of sympathy for us?"
"Well someone's here now, so..."
"What? Do you want us to kill you and your partner?"
"No"
"Oh, ok, then we'll just go back to telling jokes and laughing like that guy that laughs like an idiot, wears his pants too high and says 'did I do that?'"
So they were about to keep going further into the temple, when those two annoying witches came along. "Oh shit. Why us?" Tobias mumbled.
As the witches flew into the temple, they stopped and just stared at the insane scene that was before them. Then they spoke. "We are the retarded and annoying Gerudo witches, Koume and Kotate. We have come to take your partner."
"Uh... why her? Why not me?"
Koume (Ice witch) spoke up. "When she was still in her own world, we were watching her. It seems that she is very responsible, and we have a little job for her."
"What would that be?" Cassie said, shivering slightly.
"Our new baby girl! We need a babysitter!"
"You're kidding?" Tobias said.
"No lie!" Kotate (fire witch) exclaimed.
"Oooooooooo! PRETTY CHEEZE!" Cassie yelled, jumping up and down and clapping her hands. "Kids are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!"
Cassie then followed the witches out of the temple, not knowing what she was in for..."
A/N~I am SO sorry that took so long to get up. But I had almost given up on it cause I thought it sucked so bad. The mary-sueish parts? This story isn't going to be a mary-sue. All that will come into play later.