AH HA! second chapter is funnier...methinks...and defo longer! I can garantee longer! *skips away*
2: FALL ----------------- Cliffy boy is miiiiinnnnee -----------------
2nd FALL (windy windy)
4.12pm
Music festival tomorrow. Pastor Carter has been nagging at us to practise. Elli is WAY beter than me...I bet I'm gonna mess up but hey ho! Who gives a damn? I'm in a hyped up mood and it's cold out. Dad gave me a week off to practise but he didn't say *what* I had to practise. As it turns out kissing has been the main lesson with Cliff ~*jump for joy!* He promised to take me to the music festie tomorrow and I can't wait. Karen, as usual is one jealous beeyatch but she wouldn't dare touch the boy. He is sooooo MINE ALL MINE!! I had visited Cliff in his bedroom to ask if he wanted any supper from the kitchens and he said no but then it turns out he wanted some other kind of dinner and started trying to eat my head or something. He's a great kisser! Swapping spit with Cliffy is my kinda practising!!!!!
3rd FALL (music festival)
7.54pm
I sorta messed up but Karen's singing rocked! And Elli was great too. Though she'd heard from SOMEBODY *coughkarencough* That me and Cliffy boy (my new boyfriend! ...um hopefully) had been kissing and she was annoyed that I'd got there first but life is tough and that's just tough. Mind you I HAD to gloat slightly...quite a bit....ok, alot! When I turned up with him at the church you shoulda seen da look on her face!!! Hee hee hee. I'm so evil *ha!*
7th FALL
4pm
Back at boring work *GROAN* but Cliff hangs out at my dad's bar alot more and when I'm on kitchen duty (really really crappola) he gets sneaked in. My dad said costomer's were complaining that the food wasn't so great anymore. "Well YOU cook it!" I said. So he does, alot more now but sometimes I get stuck there. which is bad. Me and Cliff practise at alot more types of kissing now such as: Frenchies, kissing while cooking, kissing while serving food to him (thats a sneaky one), kissing in church and my personal fave: Kissing against fridge. That said, they're all greatalicious but Karens been moody cos she don't have a boy. Apparantly Rick has been ultra moody cos Karen was so peed off when Kai left and Rick is jealous with a capital J. Karen has FIANALLY admitted she likes him now. (THANK GOD!) but Rick has gone all cold towards her so she's GUTTED. It's her own fault, anyway, she was the one hiding her crush for so long. Well I always thought Fall was a boring month and I was basically right, there's nothing to do. Tomorrow if I can get away from my dad at all Cliff is taking me up to the mountain to try and prove to me that nature is great. Okay...it's pretty cool and stuff but I've yet to be convinced of it's complete and utter greatness. If we can do kissing in the mountains then BRING ON THE NATURE!
8th FALL
8.34pm
Couldn't go! I am so friggin annoyed. Mainly cos it was raining but my dad said I had to stay and help again. I have no bludy life. I'm sick of this whole town. Same people all the time, same festivals same stupid friends *cough.karen,popuri,ellicough* That ferry outta here looks like a pretty safe bet. The old man at Mountainfoot farm is the topic of most conversations now. BORING! I don't give a damn about a dying farmer. At least somebody new will arrive to take over I really hope that other freaky old guy at Yodel farm doesn't take it on. Cliff is being utterly boring, church everyday. There must be something OTHER than cacky church! He says his money's running out and he might have to leave! He can't, if he does I'll never ever ever forgive him. Does he think he can just use me and then leave when he's bored or 'ran out of money' (seriosly dubios)?? I'm very angry. Karen just rang nearly in tears saying Rick hung up on her. I told her to get a life and that she'd spent most of summer avoiding the guy so why start whining when he gives her a taste of her own medicine?? She then hung up on me, all huffy and annoyed. Popuri decided to ring me as well saying "I'm really really missing Kai and he hasn't even phoned me or sent me a letter or ANYTHING!" If I wasn't in the mood for Karen being pitiful I sure as hell was not in the mood for Popuri sniveling down the phone at me so I said; "So, he used you, get over it." And slammed the receiver down. I don't know why I feel so horible. I saw the doctor in the bar; he thought Elli'd blown him off. "She's a b***h" I told him, just as she walked in. So now all three of them are prob not talking to me! I'm such an idiot. Karen is sooo annoying though, and ELLI! I've always disliked Elli, she acts like little miss perfect. Popuri's usually okay but this Kai buissness is really peeing me off!!!
9th FALL (harvest festival? So f**k....)
2.18pm
Hey, harvest time. Who gives a damn? This festival has to be one of the most boringinst, crud crudiest pappyiest peice of god-awful poop that ever did exsist in this cacka town. Yup,still in a baaaad mood. Dad was annoyed, he thinks, just cos I'm a cool cook that chucking a musroom or something in the hotpot will make my day. How sad does he think I am??? Cliff is being his moody quiet self. What did I ever see in the guy? But hey, he's cute and it pees Karen and Elli off that I've gott a boymate and they DO NOT! so it's all good... I know Mary rarely goes to the festies if she can avoid 'em. She's one shy little girl so I visited her at the library. She looked pretty suprised, Gray was there (wow, go Mary!) and they kinda sprung apart as I entered. "Hey." I said, cool as a cucumber. "Hello. Can I help you?" Mary asked, putting on a fake smile. Oh well she was the last person I could talk to in this craphole of a town since everyone officially hated me now. "Hi, Gray, haven't seen you for a while." I said. He grunted a reply. "You hang about with Karen andPopuri, right?" Mary asked me, putting some books away on a shelf. "Um...well, not so...not anymore." Actualy I didn't know if they were speaking to me or not anymore, I kinda just expected they wouldn't be. Mary looked suprised. "So you guys fell out?" She said, sounding genuinly concerned. "I guess so..." I said. Gray was reading something in a corner, Mary kept glancing over at him, those two were sooo an item. "Well what happened?" Mary blurted out and then went red. "Sorry...ihardly know you...you don't have to say if you'd rather not..." She said, arkwardly. Gray looked up, a protective look in his eyes. You could tell he wanted to save her from whatever embarrasment she had just suffered. Awwww aint that cute?? "No, it's fine." I said "Well...I guess it's my fault really...." Then I told the tale of how my friends didn't want to hear from me again. "You don't know that for sure." Mary pointed out. "I'm pretty sure though..." I said. Mary smiled at me. "I'll bet if you apolagise they'll be cool about it...just try." And then I left. Course I didn't take herdumb advice...as if Karen woud accept an apology...she can bear the longest grudge known to man. Popuri will be gutted I said such a nasty thing about her precious Kai and Elli is one mean, unforgiving beeyatch. I oculdn't see any of them forgiving and forgetting. I sure am in one hell of a deep hole...
12th FALL
12.30pm
I'm in a better mood today. It's moon veiwing day tomorrow and I'm going up to the summit with Cliff!!! He's been happy cos somebody from back at his home town sent him a paycheck he'd earned while working there. So he has enough money to stay for a whole lot longer now. Maybe even a year longer. We went for a meal to celebrate. My dad does not yet know about 'us' so there were a few raised eyebrows from him. If he's bothered then that'd be so unfair. Dad's always nagging on at me to get a boyfriend and 'settle down' so he shouldn't have a problem, and he's always saying how nice and well mannered cliff is. I saw Karen yesterday and she stared at me evilly. She was about to come over and say something (prob mean and b*tchy) but I was called away by Gray who wanted to know if I had seen Mary. He's quite nice in a quiet moody way, actually. And he's got quite nice eyes... What am I saying? Anyway it would be crazy if I was going out with him, tons of people say we look alike, as if we could be brother and sister or something. *puke* so it would be too too weird. And of course, Cliff is the only boy for me!
13th FALL
7am
Well moon veiwin day today, people!! I'm so very happy, happy happy happy... Well Cliff better take me up there cos if he doesn't... I'll be very mad. Uh-huh. I heard from my sources...Mary (who has a knack for overhearing stuff) that Rick and Karen are 'together' well...they are going to the beach together tonight and that must mean something. I also know the doctor tried to kiss Elli and she told him to get lost. That guy is so HOT though. There was a spell where everyone liked him but then he tried to get into Karen knickers and now he's kinda....creepy and icky. He is still sexy as hell even so. But its v. scary banana's when you are alone with him which is why i never get sick.
1am
ahhhhhhhhhhh, moon veiw moon view, very cusdhy with Cliffy-boy. Hmmm Hmmm. However no i will not come up to cliff's room. um...no. Why'd he ask that? NO NO NO, not going THAT far...hmmm maybe should finish with him before things get too.....serious...
1.14am
But then I'd be boyfriendless... and I'd have to hang around with only Mary and Gray and... no no no. I wonder what Karen is doing right now? Prolly molesting Rick. Popuri will be pining for her Kai-Kai and Elli will be getting molested by the scary-banana's doc. hmmm. I must be the only one alone right now. Gray and Mary are probs doing something strange and book-realated in the library.
1.20am
Do you think Gray brought his hammer? he-he SHUTUP brain.
2am
have been trying to sleep for agggggeeees, keep having yackidy images of many people together...such as...Barley and Elli's grandma. ICK. Hmmm wonder what Cliff is doing?
2.13am
All alone in his room. Maybe shall pop in and see if he needs midnight snackies or anything.
2.21am
However...is way past midnight. Oh god i better fall asleep soon.
2.29am
and what will he think of if I say "Do you need any midnight snakies or *anything*?" hmmm. Sometimes I think I am not entirely normal.
14th FALL (leaves falling of trees alot now)
2pm
Oh poo-bum. Karen's B-day tomorrow. Dad-dad asked me what i was getting for her. "Um...ah, well...I'm not totally sure..." he wasn't satisfied (what is wrong with the gosh darn fool) "What do you mean your not totally sure?? It's her birthday tomorrow, you usually have her present weeks before now!" Oh god. So what? He really is an over-reacter with a silly moustache. "Yes, well, that was last year. Me and Karen have decided not to get each other presents this year..." What is his obsession with Karen anyways?? "She bought you that bracelet for you birthday." He told me, looking at my wrist. I pulled my sleeve down hiding it from view. "So?" I said. He frowned at me. "I just don't want her family to think we are cheap or anything..." Ahah! So it was his pride he's interested in. I should of known. "They won't." I said and walked away. "Young Lady you still have an hour of work to do before your done!" he said. Oh for christ's sake. "I need to get Karen her birthday pressie." I said sweetly. "You wouldn't want her family to think we were cheap, right?" I'd got him there, he stared at me, open mouthed with a frown on his face as I walzted out of the bar. HaHaHa and quadruple times hah. Hmmm...but now I have to get Karen a dumb present.
5.42pm
Hey Hey! Hmmm...had to get the ferry into the city to get to the good shops. Gee, so very much to choose from, I shoulda gotten Cliff to come in with me shopping is so very borrrring. In the end I bought:
1 overpriced anklet for Karen
1 sappy b-day card for Karen
1 dumb 'sorry' card for Karen
1 roll of shiny wrapping paper
and that's it!!! I got the ANKLET because it shows I have used originality by doing a variation on the pressie she got me.
7pm
Oh bum...this IS a bracelet after all. Crap and double crap.
7.12pm
What should I write in this sorry card?
To Karen, my dearest best best buddy...
I'm so sorry for the pain I have caused...
I hope you can find it in your heart of hearts...
I'm so bad at this.
15th FALL (karens b-day whoop de do)
1.34pm
Karen always begins her parties at 3pm, should I go over now or when the party starts. Hmm... she may still hate me.
1.39pm
She may be so distraught I am not coming that she isn't having a party at all. I doubt it, Karen wouldn't care if nobody came at all as long as she could drink all the alcohol around. lalalalala. Hmmm, better get it over with. Dooby Doo Doo.... *hum hum* Here I go go, of to face the evil witch of doom who has no pity and is unforgiving and heartless(karen). I should maybe leave the sorry card...it's a little desperate. But no no no, I paid good money for it and it shall not be in vain!!!!! hah...
2.31pm
Have had long discussion with Ex-best buddy and the long and the short of it is: She will be mylittle buddy once again but not my bestest buddy because Popuri has stolen the position. I also may not go to her party to pay for my crime...I forget what it was now. Oh well she liked the bracelet/anklet anyway. Hey ho! I'm so glad I have my boyfriend Cliffo to comfort me while I sit at home and miss the fun and festivities of Karens birthday bash.
3pm
I am in shock! Cliff got asked to the party and not me. If he was a true boybuddy he would stay home and comfort me like a true boybuddy would but nooooooo. No I am beginning to think he is wrong wrong wrong for me.
3.15pm
My oh-so-tragic father just came and asked me why I wasn't at Karen's house 'celebrating' I simply told him I was reflecting on life as Karen had specifically asked me, her buddy to do. Dad looked puzzled. Not much of a change then...
17th FALL (lalalalala)
7.38am
HAR HAR HAR and a HEE HEE HEE! I got asked to the Doc's birthday celebrations and Cliff didn't. Hee Hee, and the cheekyness of it all is that Cliff asked me to stay behind!!! "Please, it'll be so boring here on my own while your having fun" He is so deliciosly gorgeous when he's being all moody and pouty. Have decided he is deffo RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT for me. However he is not allowed to ban me from going to a party when I allowed him to go to Karens 'let's get drunk' night.
1.19pm
hmmm...do you think Cliff flirted/kissed anybody when he was drunk?? Will have to ask Mary, she was there and she never gets drunk so she shall be reliable.
3pm
Mary says no. Unless you count falling on top of Karen's mother flirting. Mary is such an idiot. Must begin beauty regime ready for party. May bring Cliff along to prove I have boyfriend so the doctor doesn't think I am 'free' and try and molest me. Karen begged me to borrow my fave shoes. I gave in, she better forgive me completedly. I love those shoes.
11pm
HoHoHo 'lets get drunk' night (2) was marvy. Ho ho ho, Cliff did come, quite drunk actually. HO HUM PIGS BUM. Am going to his roomo to see if he wants any midnight snackies. Ow. Bad table, leg hurt. mmmmmm, vodka and lemon...
18th FALL
what, who, where? Oh crap.
19th FALL
2.43pm
Oops. At least I woke up in my own bed. Cliff was very dead in the morning, my head was unusually clear and non-hurting. hmmm? Don't know what happened past the midnight snackies bit... Dad was in a mood. "Too young to get so drunk!" blah blah. The doctor was in very high spirits. Clinging on to Elli like an over-enthusiastic clinger. Mind you, Elli was not looking bothered, stressed or annoyed. HEHE and my idioticness has been forgotton!! Karen is nowin a mood woth Popuri who was apparantly throwing herself at Rick all night. Suffering from Kai withdrawal obviosly. Oops, have to go to work.
21st FALL (sheep galore)
9.15am
is there any point in the sheep festie???? NO. I don't want to go but the ol' farmer dude from Mountain Foot farmer is entering it for the last time and the mayor wants everybody to be there. Oh god. At least me and Cliff can hide behind a sheep and snog.
6.36pm
*yawn* well the old farmer won. Rigged obviosly, his sheep was crapolla! Anyway, no chance to snog behind the sheep as my dad was making sure I didn't slip away and run off into the mountains with Cliff or something. ha!
24th FALL (mountains mountains)
6.16pm
Went up to the mountains with Karen and Elli. Karen was all in a mess cos Rick's B-day is on the 27th and he's not having a partay or anything but invited Karen over for dinner and she's worried about what to wear, what to buy him, what to do and what to say. God, all this from a gal who wanted the guy to leave her alne about a month ago. Also I don't think Elli likes me at all. She has not forgivven me for the Doctor thing, Popuri seems cool with it though. Elli is so obviosly jealous about me and Cliff and was trying to make me envious by talking about all the *exciting* stuff she and the Doc had done and said to her (like: Your the most beautiful girl I've ever met, oh perleeeease). I yawned pretty obviosly but she didn't notice so I said, "Didn't the doctor say exactly the same thing to you last year, Karen?" Elli looked quite upset actually. I may actually apologise to her. See I'm not always nasty.
27th FALL (ohgod rick's b-day)
1pm
Karen rushed around here at 7am when I was just getting up to disscuss make up and clothes. I was sooooo not in the mood but do not want to break mates with her again so gave advice and nodded and mumbled in all the right places. Cliff came up to watch us talking and put his arm around me. Karen said, "Oh that is so sweet!" then went off into dreamyland saying how much she wanted her and Rick to be like that. Me and Cliff are role models for Couples everywhere!!! *sigh* anyway Karen left a few minutes ago when my poppa finally snapped "We have like, 10 million customers waiting for food out there Ann! Scoot into the kitchen." Scoot? He has gone around the bend and back again? Oh dear lord here he stumbles again. "Get back to work, Ann, a tourbus just turned up and we need 7 orders of large fries and regular cheese burgers. Ugh. Why do the tourists always want the greasy unhealthy food? Oh well.
9pm
Oh good lord. Karen is in happy land. Rick and her are 'dating' She just phoned full of happiness. It's quite cute actually. Karen has never beein in love before. hehe, neither have I come to think of it. I don't love Cliff...no,well...maybe... HumHum? Ugh, sleepy time.
29th FALL (getting colder and colder)
3.47pm
brrrrrr it is vair vair frrrrrreeeezzzing today. Cliff is on some sort of mood. I asked him what was wrong but he slouched of grumpily to the church. Hope it is not something I've done. Went on a walk with Karen-and-Rick and Elli-and-Doc today. I ws not in a couple cos I have been abandoned by my 'role-model' boyfriend. Looking at the couples made me feel quite sad actually. Went to see Popuri who is also alone and unhappy. We fed the chick-chicks which is quite fun actually. :-) Maybe my calling in life is to be a chicken farmer. Well with an absent boyfriend I may as well move to somewhere in the high, cold, faraway mountains and breed chickens in the comfort of my mountain lodge. I miss Cliff now.
5.06pm
went to visit my fave couple Mez (mary) and Moody (Gray) They were snogging among the books. It made me all homesick and gave me the need to snog something. Have Cliff-withdrawal very badly. Talked to Mez and Moody for ages. About many things. Apparantly Cliff said to Moody that he really liked me. Hmmm? So why hang about church when I have a day off when we could be together?!
2: FALL ----------------- Cliffy boy is miiiiinnnnee -----------------
2nd FALL (windy windy)
4.12pm
Music festival tomorrow. Pastor Carter has been nagging at us to practise. Elli is WAY beter than me...I bet I'm gonna mess up but hey ho! Who gives a damn? I'm in a hyped up mood and it's cold out. Dad gave me a week off to practise but he didn't say *what* I had to practise. As it turns out kissing has been the main lesson with Cliff ~*jump for joy!* He promised to take me to the music festie tomorrow and I can't wait. Karen, as usual is one jealous beeyatch but she wouldn't dare touch the boy. He is sooooo MINE ALL MINE!! I had visited Cliff in his bedroom to ask if he wanted any supper from the kitchens and he said no but then it turns out he wanted some other kind of dinner and started trying to eat my head or something. He's a great kisser! Swapping spit with Cliffy is my kinda practising!!!!!
3rd FALL (music festival)
7.54pm
I sorta messed up but Karen's singing rocked! And Elli was great too. Though she'd heard from SOMEBODY *coughkarencough* That me and Cliffy boy (my new boyfriend! ...um hopefully) had been kissing and she was annoyed that I'd got there first but life is tough and that's just tough. Mind you I HAD to gloat slightly...quite a bit....ok, alot! When I turned up with him at the church you shoulda seen da look on her face!!! Hee hee hee. I'm so evil *ha!*
7th FALL
4pm
Back at boring work *GROAN* but Cliff hangs out at my dad's bar alot more and when I'm on kitchen duty (really really crappola) he gets sneaked in. My dad said costomer's were complaining that the food wasn't so great anymore. "Well YOU cook it!" I said. So he does, alot more now but sometimes I get stuck there. which is bad. Me and Cliff practise at alot more types of kissing now such as: Frenchies, kissing while cooking, kissing while serving food to him (thats a sneaky one), kissing in church and my personal fave: Kissing against fridge. That said, they're all greatalicious but Karens been moody cos she don't have a boy. Apparantly Rick has been ultra moody cos Karen was so peed off when Kai left and Rick is jealous with a capital J. Karen has FIANALLY admitted she likes him now. (THANK GOD!) but Rick has gone all cold towards her so she's GUTTED. It's her own fault, anyway, she was the one hiding her crush for so long. Well I always thought Fall was a boring month and I was basically right, there's nothing to do. Tomorrow if I can get away from my dad at all Cliff is taking me up to the mountain to try and prove to me that nature is great. Okay...it's pretty cool and stuff but I've yet to be convinced of it's complete and utter greatness. If we can do kissing in the mountains then BRING ON THE NATURE!
8th FALL
8.34pm
Couldn't go! I am so friggin annoyed. Mainly cos it was raining but my dad said I had to stay and help again. I have no bludy life. I'm sick of this whole town. Same people all the time, same festivals same stupid friends *cough.karen,popuri,ellicough* That ferry outta here looks like a pretty safe bet. The old man at Mountainfoot farm is the topic of most conversations now. BORING! I don't give a damn about a dying farmer. At least somebody new will arrive to take over I really hope that other freaky old guy at Yodel farm doesn't take it on. Cliff is being utterly boring, church everyday. There must be something OTHER than cacky church! He says his money's running out and he might have to leave! He can't, if he does I'll never ever ever forgive him. Does he think he can just use me and then leave when he's bored or 'ran out of money' (seriosly dubios)?? I'm very angry. Karen just rang nearly in tears saying Rick hung up on her. I told her to get a life and that she'd spent most of summer avoiding the guy so why start whining when he gives her a taste of her own medicine?? She then hung up on me, all huffy and annoyed. Popuri decided to ring me as well saying "I'm really really missing Kai and he hasn't even phoned me or sent me a letter or ANYTHING!" If I wasn't in the mood for Karen being pitiful I sure as hell was not in the mood for Popuri sniveling down the phone at me so I said; "So, he used you, get over it." And slammed the receiver down. I don't know why I feel so horible. I saw the doctor in the bar; he thought Elli'd blown him off. "She's a b***h" I told him, just as she walked in. So now all three of them are prob not talking to me! I'm such an idiot. Karen is sooo annoying though, and ELLI! I've always disliked Elli, she acts like little miss perfect. Popuri's usually okay but this Kai buissness is really peeing me off!!!
9th FALL (harvest festival? So f**k....)
2.18pm
Hey, harvest time. Who gives a damn? This festival has to be one of the most boringinst, crud crudiest pappyiest peice of god-awful poop that ever did exsist in this cacka town. Yup,still in a baaaad mood. Dad was annoyed, he thinks, just cos I'm a cool cook that chucking a musroom or something in the hotpot will make my day. How sad does he think I am??? Cliff is being his moody quiet self. What did I ever see in the guy? But hey, he's cute and it pees Karen and Elli off that I've gott a boymate and they DO NOT! so it's all good... I know Mary rarely goes to the festies if she can avoid 'em. She's one shy little girl so I visited her at the library. She looked pretty suprised, Gray was there (wow, go Mary!) and they kinda sprung apart as I entered. "Hey." I said, cool as a cucumber. "Hello. Can I help you?" Mary asked, putting on a fake smile. Oh well she was the last person I could talk to in this craphole of a town since everyone officially hated me now. "Hi, Gray, haven't seen you for a while." I said. He grunted a reply. "You hang about with Karen andPopuri, right?" Mary asked me, putting some books away on a shelf. "Um...well, not so...not anymore." Actualy I didn't know if they were speaking to me or not anymore, I kinda just expected they wouldn't be. Mary looked suprised. "So you guys fell out?" She said, sounding genuinly concerned. "I guess so..." I said. Gray was reading something in a corner, Mary kept glancing over at him, those two were sooo an item. "Well what happened?" Mary blurted out and then went red. "Sorry...ihardly know you...you don't have to say if you'd rather not..." She said, arkwardly. Gray looked up, a protective look in his eyes. You could tell he wanted to save her from whatever embarrasment she had just suffered. Awwww aint that cute?? "No, it's fine." I said "Well...I guess it's my fault really...." Then I told the tale of how my friends didn't want to hear from me again. "You don't know that for sure." Mary pointed out. "I'm pretty sure though..." I said. Mary smiled at me. "I'll bet if you apolagise they'll be cool about it...just try." And then I left. Course I didn't take herdumb advice...as if Karen woud accept an apology...she can bear the longest grudge known to man. Popuri will be gutted I said such a nasty thing about her precious Kai and Elli is one mean, unforgiving beeyatch. I oculdn't see any of them forgiving and forgetting. I sure am in one hell of a deep hole...
12th FALL
12.30pm
I'm in a better mood today. It's moon veiwing day tomorrow and I'm going up to the summit with Cliff!!! He's been happy cos somebody from back at his home town sent him a paycheck he'd earned while working there. So he has enough money to stay for a whole lot longer now. Maybe even a year longer. We went for a meal to celebrate. My dad does not yet know about 'us' so there were a few raised eyebrows from him. If he's bothered then that'd be so unfair. Dad's always nagging on at me to get a boyfriend and 'settle down' so he shouldn't have a problem, and he's always saying how nice and well mannered cliff is. I saw Karen yesterday and she stared at me evilly. She was about to come over and say something (prob mean and b*tchy) but I was called away by Gray who wanted to know if I had seen Mary. He's quite nice in a quiet moody way, actually. And he's got quite nice eyes... What am I saying? Anyway it would be crazy if I was going out with him, tons of people say we look alike, as if we could be brother and sister or something. *puke* so it would be too too weird. And of course, Cliff is the only boy for me!
13th FALL
7am
Well moon veiwin day today, people!! I'm so very happy, happy happy happy... Well Cliff better take me up there cos if he doesn't... I'll be very mad. Uh-huh. I heard from my sources...Mary (who has a knack for overhearing stuff) that Rick and Karen are 'together' well...they are going to the beach together tonight and that must mean something. I also know the doctor tried to kiss Elli and she told him to get lost. That guy is so HOT though. There was a spell where everyone liked him but then he tried to get into Karen knickers and now he's kinda....creepy and icky. He is still sexy as hell even so. But its v. scary banana's when you are alone with him which is why i never get sick.
1am
ahhhhhhhhhhh, moon veiw moon view, very cusdhy with Cliffy-boy. Hmmm Hmmm. However no i will not come up to cliff's room. um...no. Why'd he ask that? NO NO NO, not going THAT far...hmmm maybe should finish with him before things get too.....serious...
1.14am
But then I'd be boyfriendless... and I'd have to hang around with only Mary and Gray and... no no no. I wonder what Karen is doing right now? Prolly molesting Rick. Popuri will be pining for her Kai-Kai and Elli will be getting molested by the scary-banana's doc. hmmm. I must be the only one alone right now. Gray and Mary are probs doing something strange and book-realated in the library.
1.20am
Do you think Gray brought his hammer? he-he SHUTUP brain.
2am
have been trying to sleep for agggggeeees, keep having yackidy images of many people together...such as...Barley and Elli's grandma. ICK. Hmmm wonder what Cliff is doing?
2.13am
All alone in his room. Maybe shall pop in and see if he needs midnight snackies or anything.
2.21am
However...is way past midnight. Oh god i better fall asleep soon.
2.29am
and what will he think of if I say "Do you need any midnight snakies or *anything*?" hmmm. Sometimes I think I am not entirely normal.
14th FALL (leaves falling of trees alot now)
2pm
Oh poo-bum. Karen's B-day tomorrow. Dad-dad asked me what i was getting for her. "Um...ah, well...I'm not totally sure..." he wasn't satisfied (what is wrong with the gosh darn fool) "What do you mean your not totally sure?? It's her birthday tomorrow, you usually have her present weeks before now!" Oh god. So what? He really is an over-reacter with a silly moustache. "Yes, well, that was last year. Me and Karen have decided not to get each other presents this year..." What is his obsession with Karen anyways?? "She bought you that bracelet for you birthday." He told me, looking at my wrist. I pulled my sleeve down hiding it from view. "So?" I said. He frowned at me. "I just don't want her family to think we are cheap or anything..." Ahah! So it was his pride he's interested in. I should of known. "They won't." I said and walked away. "Young Lady you still have an hour of work to do before your done!" he said. Oh for christ's sake. "I need to get Karen her birthday pressie." I said sweetly. "You wouldn't want her family to think we were cheap, right?" I'd got him there, he stared at me, open mouthed with a frown on his face as I walzted out of the bar. HaHaHa and quadruple times hah. Hmmm...but now I have to get Karen a dumb present.
5.42pm
Hey Hey! Hmmm...had to get the ferry into the city to get to the good shops. Gee, so very much to choose from, I shoulda gotten Cliff to come in with me shopping is so very borrrring. In the end I bought:
1 overpriced anklet for Karen
1 sappy b-day card for Karen
1 dumb 'sorry' card for Karen
1 roll of shiny wrapping paper
and that's it!!! I got the ANKLET because it shows I have used originality by doing a variation on the pressie she got me.
7pm
Oh bum...this IS a bracelet after all. Crap and double crap.
7.12pm
What should I write in this sorry card?
To Karen, my dearest best best buddy...
I'm so sorry for the pain I have caused...
I hope you can find it in your heart of hearts...
I'm so bad at this.
15th FALL (karens b-day whoop de do)
1.34pm
Karen always begins her parties at 3pm, should I go over now or when the party starts. Hmm... she may still hate me.
1.39pm
She may be so distraught I am not coming that she isn't having a party at all. I doubt it, Karen wouldn't care if nobody came at all as long as she could drink all the alcohol around. lalalalala. Hmmm, better get it over with. Dooby Doo Doo.... *hum hum* Here I go go, of to face the evil witch of doom who has no pity and is unforgiving and heartless(karen). I should maybe leave the sorry card...it's a little desperate. But no no no, I paid good money for it and it shall not be in vain!!!!! hah...
2.31pm
Have had long discussion with Ex-best buddy and the long and the short of it is: She will be mylittle buddy once again but not my bestest buddy because Popuri has stolen the position. I also may not go to her party to pay for my crime...I forget what it was now. Oh well she liked the bracelet/anklet anyway. Hey ho! I'm so glad I have my boyfriend Cliffo to comfort me while I sit at home and miss the fun and festivities of Karens birthday bash.
3pm
I am in shock! Cliff got asked to the party and not me. If he was a true boybuddy he would stay home and comfort me like a true boybuddy would but nooooooo. No I am beginning to think he is wrong wrong wrong for me.
3.15pm
My oh-so-tragic father just came and asked me why I wasn't at Karen's house 'celebrating' I simply told him I was reflecting on life as Karen had specifically asked me, her buddy to do. Dad looked puzzled. Not much of a change then...
17th FALL (lalalalala)
7.38am
HAR HAR HAR and a HEE HEE HEE! I got asked to the Doc's birthday celebrations and Cliff didn't. Hee Hee, and the cheekyness of it all is that Cliff asked me to stay behind!!! "Please, it'll be so boring here on my own while your having fun" He is so deliciosly gorgeous when he's being all moody and pouty. Have decided he is deffo RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT for me. However he is not allowed to ban me from going to a party when I allowed him to go to Karens 'let's get drunk' night.
1.19pm
hmmm...do you think Cliff flirted/kissed anybody when he was drunk?? Will have to ask Mary, she was there and she never gets drunk so she shall be reliable.
3pm
Mary says no. Unless you count falling on top of Karen's mother flirting. Mary is such an idiot. Must begin beauty regime ready for party. May bring Cliff along to prove I have boyfriend so the doctor doesn't think I am 'free' and try and molest me. Karen begged me to borrow my fave shoes. I gave in, she better forgive me completedly. I love those shoes.
11pm
HoHoHo 'lets get drunk' night (2) was marvy. Ho ho ho, Cliff did come, quite drunk actually. HO HUM PIGS BUM. Am going to his roomo to see if he wants any midnight snackies. Ow. Bad table, leg hurt. mmmmmm, vodka and lemon...
18th FALL
what, who, where? Oh crap.
19th FALL
2.43pm
Oops. At least I woke up in my own bed. Cliff was very dead in the morning, my head was unusually clear and non-hurting. hmmm? Don't know what happened past the midnight snackies bit... Dad was in a mood. "Too young to get so drunk!" blah blah. The doctor was in very high spirits. Clinging on to Elli like an over-enthusiastic clinger. Mind you, Elli was not looking bothered, stressed or annoyed. HEHE and my idioticness has been forgotton!! Karen is nowin a mood woth Popuri who was apparantly throwing herself at Rick all night. Suffering from Kai withdrawal obviosly. Oops, have to go to work.
21st FALL (sheep galore)
9.15am
is there any point in the sheep festie???? NO. I don't want to go but the ol' farmer dude from Mountain Foot farmer is entering it for the last time and the mayor wants everybody to be there. Oh god. At least me and Cliff can hide behind a sheep and snog.
6.36pm
*yawn* well the old farmer won. Rigged obviosly, his sheep was crapolla! Anyway, no chance to snog behind the sheep as my dad was making sure I didn't slip away and run off into the mountains with Cliff or something. ha!
24th FALL (mountains mountains)
6.16pm
Went up to the mountains with Karen and Elli. Karen was all in a mess cos Rick's B-day is on the 27th and he's not having a partay or anything but invited Karen over for dinner and she's worried about what to wear, what to buy him, what to do and what to say. God, all this from a gal who wanted the guy to leave her alne about a month ago. Also I don't think Elli likes me at all. She has not forgivven me for the Doctor thing, Popuri seems cool with it though. Elli is so obviosly jealous about me and Cliff and was trying to make me envious by talking about all the *exciting* stuff she and the Doc had done and said to her (like: Your the most beautiful girl I've ever met, oh perleeeease). I yawned pretty obviosly but she didn't notice so I said, "Didn't the doctor say exactly the same thing to you last year, Karen?" Elli looked quite upset actually. I may actually apologise to her. See I'm not always nasty.
27th FALL (ohgod rick's b-day)
1pm
Karen rushed around here at 7am when I was just getting up to disscuss make up and clothes. I was sooooo not in the mood but do not want to break mates with her again so gave advice and nodded and mumbled in all the right places. Cliff came up to watch us talking and put his arm around me. Karen said, "Oh that is so sweet!" then went off into dreamyland saying how much she wanted her and Rick to be like that. Me and Cliff are role models for Couples everywhere!!! *sigh* anyway Karen left a few minutes ago when my poppa finally snapped "We have like, 10 million customers waiting for food out there Ann! Scoot into the kitchen." Scoot? He has gone around the bend and back again? Oh dear lord here he stumbles again. "Get back to work, Ann, a tourbus just turned up and we need 7 orders of large fries and regular cheese burgers. Ugh. Why do the tourists always want the greasy unhealthy food? Oh well.
9pm
Oh good lord. Karen is in happy land. Rick and her are 'dating' She just phoned full of happiness. It's quite cute actually. Karen has never beein in love before. hehe, neither have I come to think of it. I don't love Cliff...no,well...maybe... HumHum? Ugh, sleepy time.
29th FALL (getting colder and colder)
3.47pm
brrrrrr it is vair vair frrrrrreeeezzzing today. Cliff is on some sort of mood. I asked him what was wrong but he slouched of grumpily to the church. Hope it is not something I've done. Went on a walk with Karen-and-Rick and Elli-and-Doc today. I ws not in a couple cos I have been abandoned by my 'role-model' boyfriend. Looking at the couples made me feel quite sad actually. Went to see Popuri who is also alone and unhappy. We fed the chick-chicks which is quite fun actually. :-) Maybe my calling in life is to be a chicken farmer. Well with an absent boyfriend I may as well move to somewhere in the high, cold, faraway mountains and breed chickens in the comfort of my mountain lodge. I miss Cliff now.
5.06pm
went to visit my fave couple Mez (mary) and Moody (Gray) They were snogging among the books. It made me all homesick and gave me the need to snog something. Have Cliff-withdrawal very badly. Talked to Mez and Moody for ages. About many things. Apparantly Cliff said to Moody that he really liked me. Hmmm? So why hang about church when I have a day off when we could be together?!