Insanity in a Box
Chapter 2
Zero and his passenger rematerialized in a metal building full of computers, robots, and Reploids. He glanced at Juno with amusement on his face as the beaurocratic appeared, the female stuck on his shoulder. "Have a problem did we?" Zero asked. The female stared at him. "OK, hell froze over, and this IS a dream." "......Is not." Zero grumbled. "Is too!" "NOT!" "TOO!" Juno tilted his head, watching the both of them. "Perhaps I should accommodate myself to this. Seems likely it shall happen often."
The boy looked around nervously, almost completely in shock. "This is the... no... can't..." His eyes widen immensly. "I need answers!!!" Zero glanced over. "Trust me, you'll get them." He said. He then turned back to the squabble and delivered a hard pinch. "NOT!" "..Ow. that hurt." The female griped. Zero gave a satisfied grin and turned to Juno. "So, should we get X and Trigger?" Zero asked. Juno sniffed indignantly at Trigger's name. "Trigger?" Juno scoffed. "If you must." "Trigger's here too!?!?" The boy almost passes out again at this. It was too much for him. "Yeah, he's here too," Zero pointed out. "What's so wrong about that?" "Lots of things... LOTS OF THINGS!" "Tell 'em to Juno. I don't give a damn and I gotta go get X and Trigger. Ta!" Zero said, scurrying out. The female finally got down and sat with a plunk. "Shit. This is one big paradox." She said. She looked at Juno. "Oh, and I don't want your job." The boy grumbles a bit, looking to Zero. "He's such a smartass..." Juno looks at the female, then at the boy, then to where Zero was. "Fine. Leave me to explain this." That might help." The female said, drily. Seeing she wasn't in any immediate danger, she was obviously getting a bit too smart for her own good. Juno glared at the female, though still smiling. "Are you certain you are prepared for the answer?" "Well if we aren't now, we might as well go home." The boy was getting aggravated by all this waiting. "Tell uuuuuussss. Please." The female said quickly. "What the flying fark is going on?" Juno scratched the back of his head as he glared ahead. He had hoped Zero would explain everything. "The story is long, and you both seem exhausted. Please rest in our accommodations." "Quit stalling!" The boy was obviously ready for answers. "Why did you drag us here?" "Tell us please. We're not tired! more like annoyed and demanding answers because we've just been attacked by psychos and we have a right to know AND I'M TRYING TO BE CIVIL!" The female said. Juno sweatdrops nervously. He obviously didn't want this kind of pressure. "I'm afraid I am not the one authorized to discuss those answers." "Why can't you tell us Juno?" the boy asks, looking into Juno's eyes. The girl looked at him quietly, before actually quieting down. "It's something big. I don't think he can tell us." The boy looked to his netsibling, and blinked a few times. "Sis? What do you mean?" "She is correct," Juno responded. "It is not my authorization to discuss this with you." "You don't know how." The female said, leaning back. "Great, we're stuck with viruses and psychos hunting our asses." The boy simply blinked, looked at the two of them, and slumped down, looking to the floor. "This is unreal. Who can tell us Juno?" Juno shook his head. "I cannot tell you." "......Boy, your help-DANCING MONKEY!" The female was soon distracted by watching Data, who had entered the room. Juno scowled at the chimp. The chimp caught the boy's eye, as he watched it dance. "Not you too!!" He nearly fell over. Juno simply sweatdropped and glared at the chimp. "Your presence isn't necessary, chimp." "Eeekeek! I'm just trying to help everyone relax!" The chimp protested. "......Hoooo boy." The female sweatdropped. "This is gonna get more disturbing than Zombies Ate My Neighbors. And that game was VERY STRANGE." "Zombies Ate My Neighbors was just wrong..." added the boy. He continues watching Data as he wonders how the thing can keep dancing. "Your dancing does not assist the situation at hand." Juno continued glaring at Data. "Noone's yelling anymore. Eekeek!" Data scurried onto the boy's shoulder to avoid getting blasted. "Though the concept of zapping Zombies with a hedgeclipper and watergun WAS fun.... Those killer dolls SCARED ME." The female said, shuddering. Looking to his shoulder, the boy chuckled a bit. "Come on Juno. He means well." He smiles to Data. "Perhaps," responded Juno, "but his presence aids us not." There was a sudden screech from the female as she chased a Servbot out of the blue. "GIVE. BACK. MY. WALLET!!!!!!!" The female fairly snarled. The Servbot squealed and fled, the female in persuit. Juno PALED. "Keekeekee..." Data sweatdropped as well. The boy sweatdrops as well. "Are there more of those things around?" He looks around, guarding his wallet. Juno didn't say much of anything, besides mumbling to himself. "I hope they are confident in the selection of these two..."
After five minutes, Zero returned, dragging the female, who was clutching the servbot in a tug of war match over the wallet. Behind Zero were three blue robots, one in two-tone blue spandex, one in blue armor, made of similair metal as Zero's, and one that appeared quite human, with brown hair, and no helmet, but blocky armor. Juno shot the third robot a deathglare. "We're baaaacckkk!" Zero announced. "MY WALLET." The female snarled. There was a universal sweatdrop. The boy looked around, his eyes widening at the sight of the three 'Megamen'. "Okay Zero. Explain this to us. Juno won't, so you have to." X looked to the boy, then to Zero. "This boy... he is one of them?! What the hell?" "Hey, you KNEW, so don't be an idiot, X." Zero said, gently smacking him. Trigger sweatdropped. "We aren't totally sure, except that our different world are being messed with very badly." Trigger said, taking Data. "As far as we CAN tell, Sigma's the one behind it." Zero said, frankly. "...VICTOLY!" The female cheered, taking her wallet back. The Servbot whimpered until she handed it a dollar bill, sweatdropping. "...Uhm.. go buy yourself a snack." She said. The Servbot cheered and scurried off. ".....Does she even pay attention?" Trigger asked. Zero merely shrugged. The boy's eyes widened hearing the name Sigma. "Sigma? You mean that freak that attacked me in my very own home?!" "Yeah, that freak that attacked you in your very own home. Who do you think we were talking about?!" Zero asked harshly. "Dammit! I'm not here for mindgames! Just give us some answers!" "Mr. Clean clone sucks." The female stated blatantly. "......Your pretty damn bold when not being chased by things out to inflict harm on you, aintcha?" Zero asked. "..................................Do shut up." The female grumbled. Zero smirked. "Zero, what's your problem?" The boy stood up to Zero, surprisingly. "This isn't exactly an everything day for us, ya know! You could cut us some slack!" "Stand down." X ordered. "You'll get your answers soon enough." "Soon. OK. ....It's soon now. Tell me." The female said. Trigger shook his head. "God. She's as bad as Zero." Trigger muttered. "What is THAT supposed to mean!?" "God made two of you. Why is beyond my comprehension." "........" "........" "I could hurt him." Zero said, looking at the boy and girl. The girl shrugged. "Your call." Trigger only wondered what he and the others did to deserve this. "I don't care what you do Zero, just tell us what we want to know!" The boy became increasingly impatient. X sighs. "Look, we'll all get the answers we want soon enough. And soon does NOT mean 3 seconds after I say this..." He glares to the female. "Keekee! What's with the bickering? Everyone relax!" Data says as he begins to dance yet again. Everyone glares at the dancing chimp as he sweatdrops and stops slowly. "...I say we MOB THE MONKEY!" The female said. Zero discreetly knocked her on her back. "You need sedatives, you. And for now, chill. Both of you. X, tell them what you can for now." Zero said. "If you do, I'll give you a cookie later." "........I took that wrong." The female sweatdropped. "....We are not gay." Zero said, looking the the female warily. The female blinked. "OK." She said, gulping. The boy looks to the chimp and motions it over to his shoulder. "Come on. At least I like ya." The chimp nods and jumps up. X sweatdrops. "Damn, why does everyone think that? Anyway, I'll tell you what I can, but that's not much." "It's an answer... and right now, ANYTHING WORKS..." the boy said impatiently. "Well, atleast we'll find out why the fark Sigma tried killing my brother and why a Zero Virus tried... To.. Uhm.. ..I forgot." The female looked thoughtful. "Are those things perverted?" "....." Zero blinked. "I have no idea...." Trigger shrugged. "Do not ask me, I am merely a bystander." Trigger said. Megaman nodded agreement. X shrugged as well. "All I know is that for some reason Sigma is after the two of you. Something about being the 'dimensional alternates', or something. Confusing shit..." The boy blinked. "Alternates? Who the hell am I an alternate of? Signas? Double?" Universal sweatdropping ensued. Oh yes. "Actually... you'd be more like Data." Zero said, snickering. "Liar. Maybe Teasel Bonne...." The female sweatdropped. The pirate in question popped his head in. "Did someone call me?" Teasel asked. "...Go away. Noone called you." Zero said. Teasel shrugged and popped back out. ".....Well, that was... Odd. Two bucks says my alt is a metool, bro." The female laughed. More Universal Sweatdropping ensued. Megaman elbowed Juno a bit. "Don't you have something to say?" He asked. Juno sweatdropped. "What would I have to add to this?" "Sis..." the little brother said, "if anyone were a mettool, I think your twin would fit nicely..." The female fell over laughing. Meanwhile, Megaman gave Juno a LOOK. "YOU KNOW..." Megaman said, crossing his arms. Trigger glanced over. "Getting Juno to admit anything is impossible. He's stubborn." Trigger said blatantly. "I see dead people." The female said at Trigger. "....I am NOT DEAD." "You might wind up that way of you aren't careful." "........." Trigger groaned. The boy looked to Data. "I didn't understand one bit of that..." Data sweatdropped. "Keee..." Juno looked at them all. "I know, but it is not my place to tell." "Yeah it is!" Megaman said, flailing. "I don't wanna know." The female remarked. "All i know is that I'm confused as all shit, and that video games are real. THE GROWNUPS LIED." "Well, if video games are real," the boy said, "then tell me how to get to the Sonic part." "If you're going for the reasons I think you are," Zero said, "then I'll make sure you don't go." The boy turns red, and gets defensive. "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" "No making babies with Amy Rose." The female coughed. "....Pervert." Trigger muttered. "Oh, like you can talk Trigger! You're trying to sneak a peek at Roll all the time!" the boy snapped. Juno sweatdrops throughout the whole thing, not really sure he should say anything. "........." Trigger was soon silenced. "Anyhow, Fox.." Zero began. The boy listens. "Fox? You call me Fox?" Juno nods. "That is your name, right?" "Well, yeah, but... oi..." "That's what your known as. Fox. Anyhow, Juno has something he needs to tell you." Zero said, smirking at the Beaurocratic. "...." The female hid under a table before it got ugly. Juno sweatdrops again. "Why must I discuss this? You know everything as well!" "Just say it Juno. Won't hurt," suggested X. Fox looked to Juno, looking like a lost puppy. "Please tell us Juno..." "It's your place, Juno!" Megaman said reassuringly. Juno scratches the back of his head, his ever-smiling face looking nervous. "But how would I begin?" "Just tell us Juno!" Fox was getting impatient. "Juno..." X prodded. "Just say it.." "From the end of the beginning!" The female said. "You be quiet. You aren't helping." Trigger chastized. Juno merely sweatdropped at the comment. "Well then," he looked to Fox, "what do you want to know?" "I wanna know why Sigma is after me, and why that presumed perverted Zero Virus is after my sister!" Fox asked impatiently. The female crept out and circled Juno, studying him intensely as he talked. Zero soon yanked her away. Juno began his answer, but not before a warning. "Before I begin, remember that this could be difficult to take in." "Just get to it!!!" Fox was getting anxious... VERY anxious. "Just SPILL, silky-hair!" The female said. Zero clamped his hand over her mouth. Juno took a deep breath, and began. "Sigma is after Fox because he is, in a certain way, the alternate of X over there." Fox's jaw dropped. "... you're kidding..." "Nope, Kiddo. Bona-fide X clone thinger." Zero said. Trigger nodded. "It is possible that your spirits were cut from the same material." "Spirits?" Fox looked confused, but that was a natural look for him. "What do you mean?" Juno continued. "Your sister, on the other hand, is the same way, only with me." "Kinda like soulbonds..." The female finally said after Zero moved his hand. "Quite. What is the problem is, because you are like X, and she's like Juno, is, people wanna kill you." Trigger said. The female made a face. "Terrific." Fox sighs. "This is great. Now, because we're LIKE someone... we have enemies." "You think YOU have it rough?" X asked. "I have to fight the guy all the time." "Yeah, but you have that!" Fox points to the X-Buster on X's arm. "Shiny." The female remarked. "Atleast you aren't like someone who GETS KILLED CAUSE HE GOES PSYCHO!!!" "....Hey, he's back, isn't he??" Trigger said, flailing. "That is not my point." The female retorted. "And we're also not ARMED to take on such things!" Fox added. "Then you better get ready, kiddo," Zero said as he smirked, "'cause it's not gettin any easier." "Oh great..." "Hey, X, what was the female's name again? I keep forgetting." Trigger said. He glanced at his arm. "....I am NOT your chewtoy." "Suffer." X looks to Zero. "He would know, not me." Juno sweatdrops. He knows, but isn't telling. He's not starting up anything else. "Tell us Zero!" Fox asked curiously. "....Why me?" Zero blinked. "Make the Monkey do it!" "Keekee! Okay!" Data jumped from Fox's shoulder and walked over to the female. "Her name is Andrea, or Andy for short." X snickers. "Is that a fact?" He's soon bitten by Fox. "Ow! What the..." "Don't pick on my sister..." Andy smirked. "Fox, X is not Stick." Andy dodged the resulting fwap from Fox. X pulls his arm away, holding it. "You'd best not damage me." "Like you'd do anything about it?" Fox retorted. "Shut it..." "If you children won't play nice I'll have to seperate you." Andy said demurely. Zero blinked. "So should we take them to the others now?" Zee asked. Trigger and Megaman shrugged. X shrugged as well, but remarked, "Be sure to warn the others of what they've gotten themselves into..." Fox growled. "You're asking me to gnaw your ankles, you know that?" "You're a disturbed kid..." remarked Zero. "Atleast he won't reinitialize you people." Andy remarked. "...Don't even JOKE like that." Trigger said. "Is fun!" "...Juno, she's stranger then you are." Fox laughs quietly, then looks to X. "Remember, that's my sister. Better be nice to me." X smirks. "Heh, you're a strange kid." "I learned from the best!" "Your sister taught you well then." X smirked. X soon met a shoe to the face. Thrown, of course. Andy snorted and settled back down. "......Good aim!" Trigger chuckled. Fox laughs out loud, truly enjoying that. "Nice shot Sis!" he cheered. A shoe flew in Fox's direction, courtesy of X. "I'll show you nice shot." "Alright, why don't you two get suited up? The rest of us can get Signas and Alia!" Megaman said. "Suited... up?" Fox had a curious look about him. "Do you mean... us?" X smirked. "No, he means Trigger and Juno..." "Oh, ok." "... it was sarcasm Fox..."
Chapter 2
Zero and his passenger rematerialized in a metal building full of computers, robots, and Reploids. He glanced at Juno with amusement on his face as the beaurocratic appeared, the female stuck on his shoulder. "Have a problem did we?" Zero asked. The female stared at him. "OK, hell froze over, and this IS a dream." "......Is not." Zero grumbled. "Is too!" "NOT!" "TOO!" Juno tilted his head, watching the both of them. "Perhaps I should accommodate myself to this. Seems likely it shall happen often."
The boy looked around nervously, almost completely in shock. "This is the... no... can't..." His eyes widen immensly. "I need answers!!!" Zero glanced over. "Trust me, you'll get them." He said. He then turned back to the squabble and delivered a hard pinch. "NOT!" "..Ow. that hurt." The female griped. Zero gave a satisfied grin and turned to Juno. "So, should we get X and Trigger?" Zero asked. Juno sniffed indignantly at Trigger's name. "Trigger?" Juno scoffed. "If you must." "Trigger's here too!?!?" The boy almost passes out again at this. It was too much for him. "Yeah, he's here too," Zero pointed out. "What's so wrong about that?" "Lots of things... LOTS OF THINGS!" "Tell 'em to Juno. I don't give a damn and I gotta go get X and Trigger. Ta!" Zero said, scurrying out. The female finally got down and sat with a plunk. "Shit. This is one big paradox." She said. She looked at Juno. "Oh, and I don't want your job." The boy grumbles a bit, looking to Zero. "He's such a smartass..." Juno looks at the female, then at the boy, then to where Zero was. "Fine. Leave me to explain this." That might help." The female said, drily. Seeing she wasn't in any immediate danger, she was obviously getting a bit too smart for her own good. Juno glared at the female, though still smiling. "Are you certain you are prepared for the answer?" "Well if we aren't now, we might as well go home." The boy was getting aggravated by all this waiting. "Tell uuuuuussss. Please." The female said quickly. "What the flying fark is going on?" Juno scratched the back of his head as he glared ahead. He had hoped Zero would explain everything. "The story is long, and you both seem exhausted. Please rest in our accommodations." "Quit stalling!" The boy was obviously ready for answers. "Why did you drag us here?" "Tell us please. We're not tired! more like annoyed and demanding answers because we've just been attacked by psychos and we have a right to know AND I'M TRYING TO BE CIVIL!" The female said. Juno sweatdrops nervously. He obviously didn't want this kind of pressure. "I'm afraid I am not the one authorized to discuss those answers." "Why can't you tell us Juno?" the boy asks, looking into Juno's eyes. The girl looked at him quietly, before actually quieting down. "It's something big. I don't think he can tell us." The boy looked to his netsibling, and blinked a few times. "Sis? What do you mean?" "She is correct," Juno responded. "It is not my authorization to discuss this with you." "You don't know how." The female said, leaning back. "Great, we're stuck with viruses and psychos hunting our asses." The boy simply blinked, looked at the two of them, and slumped down, looking to the floor. "This is unreal. Who can tell us Juno?" Juno shook his head. "I cannot tell you." "......Boy, your help-DANCING MONKEY!" The female was soon distracted by watching Data, who had entered the room. Juno scowled at the chimp. The chimp caught the boy's eye, as he watched it dance. "Not you too!!" He nearly fell over. Juno simply sweatdropped and glared at the chimp. "Your presence isn't necessary, chimp." "Eeekeek! I'm just trying to help everyone relax!" The chimp protested. "......Hoooo boy." The female sweatdropped. "This is gonna get more disturbing than Zombies Ate My Neighbors. And that game was VERY STRANGE." "Zombies Ate My Neighbors was just wrong..." added the boy. He continues watching Data as he wonders how the thing can keep dancing. "Your dancing does not assist the situation at hand." Juno continued glaring at Data. "Noone's yelling anymore. Eekeek!" Data scurried onto the boy's shoulder to avoid getting blasted. "Though the concept of zapping Zombies with a hedgeclipper and watergun WAS fun.... Those killer dolls SCARED ME." The female said, shuddering. Looking to his shoulder, the boy chuckled a bit. "Come on Juno. He means well." He smiles to Data. "Perhaps," responded Juno, "but his presence aids us not." There was a sudden screech from the female as she chased a Servbot out of the blue. "GIVE. BACK. MY. WALLET!!!!!!!" The female fairly snarled. The Servbot squealed and fled, the female in persuit. Juno PALED. "Keekeekee..." Data sweatdropped as well. The boy sweatdrops as well. "Are there more of those things around?" He looks around, guarding his wallet. Juno didn't say much of anything, besides mumbling to himself. "I hope they are confident in the selection of these two..."
After five minutes, Zero returned, dragging the female, who was clutching the servbot in a tug of war match over the wallet. Behind Zero were three blue robots, one in two-tone blue spandex, one in blue armor, made of similair metal as Zero's, and one that appeared quite human, with brown hair, and no helmet, but blocky armor. Juno shot the third robot a deathglare. "We're baaaacckkk!" Zero announced. "MY WALLET." The female snarled. There was a universal sweatdrop. The boy looked around, his eyes widening at the sight of the three 'Megamen'. "Okay Zero. Explain this to us. Juno won't, so you have to." X looked to the boy, then to Zero. "This boy... he is one of them?! What the hell?" "Hey, you KNEW, so don't be an idiot, X." Zero said, gently smacking him. Trigger sweatdropped. "We aren't totally sure, except that our different world are being messed with very badly." Trigger said, taking Data. "As far as we CAN tell, Sigma's the one behind it." Zero said, frankly. "...VICTOLY!" The female cheered, taking her wallet back. The Servbot whimpered until she handed it a dollar bill, sweatdropping. "...Uhm.. go buy yourself a snack." She said. The Servbot cheered and scurried off. ".....Does she even pay attention?" Trigger asked. Zero merely shrugged. The boy's eyes widened hearing the name Sigma. "Sigma? You mean that freak that attacked me in my very own home?!" "Yeah, that freak that attacked you in your very own home. Who do you think we were talking about?!" Zero asked harshly. "Dammit! I'm not here for mindgames! Just give us some answers!" "Mr. Clean clone sucks." The female stated blatantly. "......Your pretty damn bold when not being chased by things out to inflict harm on you, aintcha?" Zero asked. "..................................Do shut up." The female grumbled. Zero smirked. "Zero, what's your problem?" The boy stood up to Zero, surprisingly. "This isn't exactly an everything day for us, ya know! You could cut us some slack!" "Stand down." X ordered. "You'll get your answers soon enough." "Soon. OK. ....It's soon now. Tell me." The female said. Trigger shook his head. "God. She's as bad as Zero." Trigger muttered. "What is THAT supposed to mean!?" "God made two of you. Why is beyond my comprehension." "........" "........" "I could hurt him." Zero said, looking at the boy and girl. The girl shrugged. "Your call." Trigger only wondered what he and the others did to deserve this. "I don't care what you do Zero, just tell us what we want to know!" The boy became increasingly impatient. X sighs. "Look, we'll all get the answers we want soon enough. And soon does NOT mean 3 seconds after I say this..." He glares to the female. "Keekee! What's with the bickering? Everyone relax!" Data says as he begins to dance yet again. Everyone glares at the dancing chimp as he sweatdrops and stops slowly. "...I say we MOB THE MONKEY!" The female said. Zero discreetly knocked her on her back. "You need sedatives, you. And for now, chill. Both of you. X, tell them what you can for now." Zero said. "If you do, I'll give you a cookie later." "........I took that wrong." The female sweatdropped. "....We are not gay." Zero said, looking the the female warily. The female blinked. "OK." She said, gulping. The boy looks to the chimp and motions it over to his shoulder. "Come on. At least I like ya." The chimp nods and jumps up. X sweatdrops. "Damn, why does everyone think that? Anyway, I'll tell you what I can, but that's not much." "It's an answer... and right now, ANYTHING WORKS..." the boy said impatiently. "Well, atleast we'll find out why the fark Sigma tried killing my brother and why a Zero Virus tried... To.. Uhm.. ..I forgot." The female looked thoughtful. "Are those things perverted?" "....." Zero blinked. "I have no idea...." Trigger shrugged. "Do not ask me, I am merely a bystander." Trigger said. Megaman nodded agreement. X shrugged as well. "All I know is that for some reason Sigma is after the two of you. Something about being the 'dimensional alternates', or something. Confusing shit..." The boy blinked. "Alternates? Who the hell am I an alternate of? Signas? Double?" Universal sweatdropping ensued. Oh yes. "Actually... you'd be more like Data." Zero said, snickering. "Liar. Maybe Teasel Bonne...." The female sweatdropped. The pirate in question popped his head in. "Did someone call me?" Teasel asked. "...Go away. Noone called you." Zero said. Teasel shrugged and popped back out. ".....Well, that was... Odd. Two bucks says my alt is a metool, bro." The female laughed. More Universal Sweatdropping ensued. Megaman elbowed Juno a bit. "Don't you have something to say?" He asked. Juno sweatdropped. "What would I have to add to this?" "Sis..." the little brother said, "if anyone were a mettool, I think your twin would fit nicely..." The female fell over laughing. Meanwhile, Megaman gave Juno a LOOK. "YOU KNOW..." Megaman said, crossing his arms. Trigger glanced over. "Getting Juno to admit anything is impossible. He's stubborn." Trigger said blatantly. "I see dead people." The female said at Trigger. "....I am NOT DEAD." "You might wind up that way of you aren't careful." "........." Trigger groaned. The boy looked to Data. "I didn't understand one bit of that..." Data sweatdropped. "Keee..." Juno looked at them all. "I know, but it is not my place to tell." "Yeah it is!" Megaman said, flailing. "I don't wanna know." The female remarked. "All i know is that I'm confused as all shit, and that video games are real. THE GROWNUPS LIED." "Well, if video games are real," the boy said, "then tell me how to get to the Sonic part." "If you're going for the reasons I think you are," Zero said, "then I'll make sure you don't go." The boy turns red, and gets defensive. "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" "No making babies with Amy Rose." The female coughed. "....Pervert." Trigger muttered. "Oh, like you can talk Trigger! You're trying to sneak a peek at Roll all the time!" the boy snapped. Juno sweatdrops throughout the whole thing, not really sure he should say anything. "........." Trigger was soon silenced. "Anyhow, Fox.." Zero began. The boy listens. "Fox? You call me Fox?" Juno nods. "That is your name, right?" "Well, yeah, but... oi..." "That's what your known as. Fox. Anyhow, Juno has something he needs to tell you." Zero said, smirking at the Beaurocratic. "...." The female hid under a table before it got ugly. Juno sweatdrops again. "Why must I discuss this? You know everything as well!" "Just say it Juno. Won't hurt," suggested X. Fox looked to Juno, looking like a lost puppy. "Please tell us Juno..." "It's your place, Juno!" Megaman said reassuringly. Juno scratches the back of his head, his ever-smiling face looking nervous. "But how would I begin?" "Just tell us Juno!" Fox was getting impatient. "Juno..." X prodded. "Just say it.." "From the end of the beginning!" The female said. "You be quiet. You aren't helping." Trigger chastized. Juno merely sweatdropped at the comment. "Well then," he looked to Fox, "what do you want to know?" "I wanna know why Sigma is after me, and why that presumed perverted Zero Virus is after my sister!" Fox asked impatiently. The female crept out and circled Juno, studying him intensely as he talked. Zero soon yanked her away. Juno began his answer, but not before a warning. "Before I begin, remember that this could be difficult to take in." "Just get to it!!!" Fox was getting anxious... VERY anxious. "Just SPILL, silky-hair!" The female said. Zero clamped his hand over her mouth. Juno took a deep breath, and began. "Sigma is after Fox because he is, in a certain way, the alternate of X over there." Fox's jaw dropped. "... you're kidding..." "Nope, Kiddo. Bona-fide X clone thinger." Zero said. Trigger nodded. "It is possible that your spirits were cut from the same material." "Spirits?" Fox looked confused, but that was a natural look for him. "What do you mean?" Juno continued. "Your sister, on the other hand, is the same way, only with me." "Kinda like soulbonds..." The female finally said after Zero moved his hand. "Quite. What is the problem is, because you are like X, and she's like Juno, is, people wanna kill you." Trigger said. The female made a face. "Terrific." Fox sighs. "This is great. Now, because we're LIKE someone... we have enemies." "You think YOU have it rough?" X asked. "I have to fight the guy all the time." "Yeah, but you have that!" Fox points to the X-Buster on X's arm. "Shiny." The female remarked. "Atleast you aren't like someone who GETS KILLED CAUSE HE GOES PSYCHO!!!" "....Hey, he's back, isn't he??" Trigger said, flailing. "That is not my point." The female retorted. "And we're also not ARMED to take on such things!" Fox added. "Then you better get ready, kiddo," Zero said as he smirked, "'cause it's not gettin any easier." "Oh great..." "Hey, X, what was the female's name again? I keep forgetting." Trigger said. He glanced at his arm. "....I am NOT your chewtoy." "Suffer." X looks to Zero. "He would know, not me." Juno sweatdrops. He knows, but isn't telling. He's not starting up anything else. "Tell us Zero!" Fox asked curiously. "....Why me?" Zero blinked. "Make the Monkey do it!" "Keekee! Okay!" Data jumped from Fox's shoulder and walked over to the female. "Her name is Andrea, or Andy for short." X snickers. "Is that a fact?" He's soon bitten by Fox. "Ow! What the..." "Don't pick on my sister..." Andy smirked. "Fox, X is not Stick." Andy dodged the resulting fwap from Fox. X pulls his arm away, holding it. "You'd best not damage me." "Like you'd do anything about it?" Fox retorted. "Shut it..." "If you children won't play nice I'll have to seperate you." Andy said demurely. Zero blinked. "So should we take them to the others now?" Zee asked. Trigger and Megaman shrugged. X shrugged as well, but remarked, "Be sure to warn the others of what they've gotten themselves into..." Fox growled. "You're asking me to gnaw your ankles, you know that?" "You're a disturbed kid..." remarked Zero. "Atleast he won't reinitialize you people." Andy remarked. "...Don't even JOKE like that." Trigger said. "Is fun!" "...Juno, she's stranger then you are." Fox laughs quietly, then looks to X. "Remember, that's my sister. Better be nice to me." X smirks. "Heh, you're a strange kid." "I learned from the best!" "Your sister taught you well then." X smirked. X soon met a shoe to the face. Thrown, of course. Andy snorted and settled back down. "......Good aim!" Trigger chuckled. Fox laughs out loud, truly enjoying that. "Nice shot Sis!" he cheered. A shoe flew in Fox's direction, courtesy of X. "I'll show you nice shot." "Alright, why don't you two get suited up? The rest of us can get Signas and Alia!" Megaman said. "Suited... up?" Fox had a curious look about him. "Do you mean... us?" X smirked. "No, he means Trigger and Juno..." "Oh, ok." "... it was sarcasm Fox..."