"ow" Remo muttered, holding his crotch.
"Holy shit!" Nightwing said.
"Nightwing" The voice was evident. Even Chiun winced.
"Sorry. but... but... God damn!" the former Robin exclaimed, mouth agape with shock at the performance his little brother had just given.
Nightwing than took the Look with about as much dignity as he could muster. Fortunately, his brother stepped up to the plate.
"I...beat...I...Holy shit!" Robin exclaimed. Batman's left eye shifted abruptly from his oldest to his youngest. (its thought. The age difference between Cassandra and Tim wasn't established. but than, Cassandra was a friend of the family, not one of them. Really, the idea of a romance if she was ? Quite cute, but incesty)
Under the intense glare of the urban legend, eventually, the raven headed boys had to consent.
"Sorry" mumbled Grayson.
"...sir" added Drake.
"I understand, that since it was the heat of battle, and you just performed...exceptionally, you would be. Excited." Thus, gave the batman his apology accepted to Tim. Dick, through... "Nightwing. You are to win this day of the tournament. After that, I give you the task of finishing the perishable items in food trunk A, section C-1."
"You have proven a worthy fighter in order to extend the Woosen school of martial arts. I'm not getting any younger, you know. Need a heir in case for some reason she actually does kill me..." Lady Shiva said, emerging from the crowd. Robin looked around, than scratched his hand, giving a pleading Look to his mentor (cough, 2nd father, cough) and than looking wide eyed at Shiva. The entire thing screamed 'who, me?'
"Um... what exactly are you saying, about my little brother?" Nightwing, who had been quite successful in dealing with women throughout his life, even dangerous ones (and the ones who remember that he slept with huntress wince) stepped in.
"I'm saying, dick, That I want babies. With him. Now."
-
Several thousand miles away; "thppppppppz"
"What the hell?!"
"Thank god my equipment is water shielded."
"Woo! Go Timbo! Assassins are great in the sack!"
"Roy"
"Yes... uh... Canary"
"Clean up your mess"
"Your the one who sprayed it"
"Roy. Wipe up the mess"
"Its cause I'm male, isn't it!?!"
"Not true. We don't hate Timmy, and he's male"
"He's 14. You can make him do anything you want.
"What about Nightwing"
"Robbie is soooooooooo Carpet bagged"
"Roy! The mess"
"...yes ma'am"
-
Happy Harbor: "Gooooo Rob!"
"gotthecasoandthechipswhat'dImiss?"
"Lady Shiva just propositioned Robin"
"Ohokaythatsprettycool"
"look up the 4th meaning for proposition in that dictionary, will you Imp?"
"Holyshit!thisIgotta...
-
Africa: "...seeformyself. Robbie! You... you...Lucky...Oh, hi Nightwing...wait a second"
"Bartholomew"
"eeeeeeeep....ohmygodyoursoscary...
-
The moon: "You gotta hide me. Batman's gonna kill me. Again. I interrupted him. Again. Please. Help me. Help me." Impulse finished pleading to the Flash
Of course, to the other members of the JLA, that was heard as "yougottahideme..."
"I take it this is the result of Young Justice being tapped into the JLA Lines, which are in turn tapped into mine" Oracle's floating head was going around in the distance.
"Yo, Wally! You catch that last thing?"
"Yeah! Poor Timbo. Seem's he's inherited Robbie's Charm along with his tights."
"ROY! THE MESS!"
"You are so whipped!" Wally laughed.
"Wally... Iris is on the phone"
"CRAP" this elected a chuckle from Superman. When the others looked at him, he just looked back, goofy grin. Green Lantern opened his mouth.
"A) Jade B) Takes one to know one, and I'm taking Lois on a date before Batman tracts this feed back to the moon. In 5"
"He was joking, right"
"Had to be joking"
"Ahem" Batman's voice, already disturbing when at normal volumes, was on the loud speaker system.
"eep" Wally said, who was thereby being consoled by his uncle as he fallowed Impulse around the planet.
-
In Africa:
"is he laughing to himself?" Nightwing asked Tim. Tim, who had just been faced with , well. many things, went silent. Till he got a com hook on his ear piece.
"TIM! ROBIN! WHAT IS THIS FROM ARSENAL !?!?!" Stephanie Brown's voice screamed in his ear. He winced. Than he heard the tinny sound recording that had quickly been assembled using Oracles technology from all of the microphones placed on the clan members.
"eep!" Robin started to run. Fortunately, he ran right into the arms of the only seemingly sane person at the moment.
Excluding Batman, who was just a bit... too sane.
"Cassie! Thank god!" Tim said, settling into a hug from the silent fighter. She kissed the top of his head through the mask.
"You fight good today." She said. He relaxed considerably, thinking he was in the arms of a friend.
"Agree with Shiva. You make good babies. Very cute today" She stated honestly.
Tim's eyes snapped open.